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Funny Jersey man of @FunkNFriends . Renting out the Pudding Pit Penthouse. Former @HorseNewsMLP Admin. Profile pic by @El_Egregorebox . Banner by @APuffhair

A swamp in New Jersey
Joined February 2018
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@RealYouTubeKids Cheeseburger Chuck, everyone's favorite. He's married to Icee Ilene, and they've got their two beautiful kids Dunkin and Donut.
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@CharaSoon Is this really what passes for "dumpy" nowadays?
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@yxximoon That's not the Hawaiian flag. King Kamehameha specifically selected a flag for Hawaii to put his beautiful kingdom on par with the iconography of his three biggest trading partners, UK, US, and Russia. Also where's Ukraine?
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@otagoth Johnny WOULD have a womb tattoo.
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@DespicableOutof Theodore out here throwing shade christ alive
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@EldenRingHub BEHOLD, A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR AND I IGON
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@NoMansSky "The game will now stop time and allow you to live multiple, consecutive, lifetimes in our curated galaxies. Godspeed. Please try to not fall in love with the 2 googol alien species we've generated"
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@IGN Did you extort them for $7 Million and a review code?
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@TheNCSmaster It's because Nintendo, for all its faults, still makes video games and knows how to make them good. It's not about graphics, it's not about politics or localization or whatever, it's always been about fun. Hell, even with all the rightful criticism thrown at them in their worst
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Fun Fact: We have never seen @Saberspark 's legs. I believe in my heart he is a floating torso that really really likes cartoon waifus.
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@Getlucky12341 SANS UNDERTALE IS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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@MenasLG Left, easily. Radagon and Marika have braided hair, which in the real world is a hairstyle with certain cultural roots. As a native of Liurnia, it's safe to say that Rellana probably won't be braiding her hair in the Golden Order/Shamanistic style of Radagon/Marika.
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@Jay_Dook @StarfieldGame Yeah, peak mediocrity. It got absolutely mogged by No Man's Sky.
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@GinoMachino The Incants are rather underpowered in the DLC. I know Youwy postulated that a 0 was missed here or there, but seeing it fail to kill a gaggle of deer really proves that something is amiss.
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@RockmuncherOW She's a gooner girl In a gooner world
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@tPixiepinkfairy @LordMarukio The Infinity Hat gag was cooked up for a later episode, Doug Dimmadome's second apperance, because the writers felt strapped for jokes for that particular script. Butch Hartman hummed and hawed over adding it because he was worried about remembering to stick to the bit. To which
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@DevelvDeva Do you think Radahn sucks toes
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@shitpost_2077 Post source.
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@LordMarukio I am so happy they love each other. It's such a wonderful dynamic
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@assassinscreed How about you follow FromSoftware to good game design?
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@DynamoSuperX The audacity of suggesting Mario & Sonic have an Uncle/Nephew dynamic rather than a friendly rivalry. Woof. No I agree a true-blue collab game between the beefy bois would be slick as all get out.
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@sentineIist I agree. I consider myself a certified Hazbin Enjoyer, but it certainly floundered in narrative quality compared to nominee Xmen '97.
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@ObsoleteSony No it isn't, the Xbox 360 still has one more year-ish, as the 360 dropped in 2005 compared to the PS3 in 2006.
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@gemahtreeuhh Dude the hype is REAL with him.
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@39daph Classic. Dark souls 2 really pulled no punches in the bullshit department. Fucking love this game.
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@MenasLG AH. WAS IT YOU WHO RANG THE BELL OF AWAKENING?
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@TailsDashBoom "Tomatopotamus never worked in 3D anyway"
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@LocalBateman It still is. The endless layoffs and studio bloat combined with live service after live service has created a perfect storm for a second video game crash. And from the ashes, the indies will RISE UP. I'm positively PUMPED for it.
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@TwilightBurgers I don't think you understand the sheer hype when released. Over the span of a week, this, Quantum Conundrum feat. MLP VA John De Lancie, Meet the Pyro, and Bronycon 2012 all happened. It was like the mightiest month ever of pony.
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@EDF_OFFICIAL_EN How on Earth did you braniacs not see this coming when the same exact thing happened to Helldivers 2 not even half a year ago?
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@GermanStrands LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ALL RISE FOR THE FIRST DLC GAME OF THE YEAR
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@TheObsid1an @ObsoleteSony ~18 years, 9 months open compared to the Playstation 3's ~17 years, 9 months. The 360's is still the longest running, but it'll lose the title if the PS3 store stays open beyond the 1 year-ish mark from now.
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@funnygamedev I 100% agree. Otherside, by comparison, fits as a background track and is easily mistaken for the natural evolution of the C148 style.
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@Jek_Korpen This is why owning physical copies will always be king. It's the duty of the collector to make sure there always exists a master.
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@MightyKeef Boy that's just crazy
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@haligtreeOracle CURSE YOU TARNISHED I HEREBY DECREE, THAT YOU WILL SERVE ME BEHOLD, A TRUE LORD-BROTHER AND I, KINDLY MIQUELLA
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@A_Player01 Absolute queen behavior. Get you a mare that looks at you the way Luna looks at postal services.
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@Helexzura Yeah it looks bad. Way too much post-processing. It's like I'm in Instagram land. The game doesn't have an art direction, it has an art suggestion
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@MegumiBandicot Final Fantasy 14. Didn't play a whole lot but I had fun and everyone who I've spoken to who's a big fan has been a 200% delight.
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@XboxGamePass I've been so curious about Callisto Protocol for ages now. Happy to see it join Game Pass. Isonzo should be a riot too. Fantastic additions all around.
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@Thinginator90 SEGA got real quiet since this one dropped.
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@GuyDecidue51287 Bugs >>> Jax = Roger > Judy Bugs solos all the other bunnies, no questions asked. Judy Hopps, being a realistic rabbit, gets defeated by cartoon rabbits easily, so shes bottom. Between Roger and Jax, I'd say it's mostly even but a slight edge to Jax because or pure mean factor.
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@RiseFallNickBck I need to see more BartXSakura shipping TODAY.
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@Animation_Place I loved it when Velma pointed at Luz and said "Owl's well that ends well!" and then everyone clapped and Mindy Kahling won that Tony award.
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@leavebaselalone Don't forget your slab of raw iron on the way out.
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@MightyKeef Can't handle the heat, stay outta the kitchen
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@Frazz_Dude 1/10 legit cool
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@PearlteaRizzy Thank you Lord in heaven above. Thank you for saying it.
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@NoMansSky Sean on his way to deploy more excellent No Man's Sky news to the hungry masses (us).
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@Mercadex_8 Looking at the image, no not at all. It's no different from looking at porn and drawing titties. On top of thay, i can tell where you adjusted the image weight, composition, and character poses to make the image better. Lots of effort on display. Nice piece, you should sell it as
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@GPTGamingNews It's between Baldur's Gate and Elden Ring for me. Edge towards Baldur's Gate for being so new to me; I've been playing souls games for 13 years now.
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@MLPonyFacts I just want you to know this hurt me viscerally enough I had to stare at this tweet for like an extra 30 seconds and decided to tell you how much this hurt my soul.
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@NoMansSky Thanks for the update on the update Uncle Sean. Have a great day
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@rickyberwick Ricky says what we all think but are too afraid to say. God bless.
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@wiiudisks When YouTube dropped in 2006 I was 11 and used the site. 9 isn't too far from 11. Kids are gonna find their way into forums and sites of all shapes and sizes.
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@tylerduran21 @RealYouTubeKids I read that as "buffalo wing ARMY" and my first thought was "man we gotta get a boneless rebellion arc in Season 2"
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@theStarWarsHQ You didn't do anything. This was one of the most nothingburger videos I've ever seen of gameplay. If this was Elden Ring or Baldur's Gate or Red Dead or The Witcher there'd be at least five snarky characters talking about the end of days or offering to play Caravan.
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@Ziostorm1 Okay so get this. You're a guy, and you stab things. Okay and uh, you die a lot and... okay this time your mount is a giant stinky foot. Everyone's message on the ground says "toe the line" and it's super funny and memed on.
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@Cybrid101 Bill Clinton not even close
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@stolasprophecy She hate 'im cos she ain't 'im. That or y'know the whole "built to kill sinners" thing.
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@EscapistMag That's nice and all but have you heard about this new review show called Fully Ramblomatic?
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@QuirklessStoner Big disagree. MonHun is in a fantastic place and remakes/remasters dilute the pool. The games come out, full of stuff to do, with a guaranteed 'G' rank addition eventually with even more stuff to do, and due to popularity we'll always get another entry. No retreading needed.
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@OleManLogan @PlayFlintlock Well, yeah, you didn't achieve anything unless you went in to be challenged. Paradox does the same thing with their games; can't win any achievements unless you play Ironman mode.
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@xXcyorg13Xx I recently saw a post asking how girls find men attractive if girls are inherently just better at being physically appealing. The most common response was attitude/personality. Go back and watch Season 1 Family Guy and you'll fall in love with Peter, the genuinely lovable father
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@EmpTigerstar Wait no Cody was actually fun. Damnit.
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@KJovian That's cool but it should've been in at launch. Don't accept the bare minimum; Bethesda knows better.
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@Bartholome67551 @chtkghk @MarkoRaassina I believe you missed the joke fren
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@ArloStuff Thoughts on the RE4make vs RE4 '05
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@GuyDecidue51287 Sheila made the US go to war with Canada. She wins.
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@pbzero_official This is a dangerous mindset to have when it comes to game design. It's called "over-inclusivity", and it is a rabbit hole that will bring your game to the lowest of the lows, a Ubisoft sandbox. A game that's overly-easy, flooded with mechanics for all kinds of players,
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I really like how Irep looks like a little satyr from this angle. #FairlyOddParents #FairlyOddParentsANewWish #fairlyoddspoilers
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@BrainDumpTweets @Sibottle Max Please Release the model
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@totalwar Reminder that Creative Assembly is deleting posts that out their money-grubbing ways. Do not buy the DLC.
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@YtJRSGAMING @SnapBlastPLAY I've always heard the opposite, that the PlayStation controller is too small. Quite frankly, I find both equally comfortable.
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@daily_rarity Rarara was always the most complex of the front girls (not called Twilight) because she had the skeleton of an antagonistic character but was put into situations and given a personality that made her pleasant, amicable, and (teehee) generous. Unfortunately she still had her vapid
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@zeldazonai @Genki_JPN @Nin10doguy1 @GoldenChaos @ZeldaDungeon @ZeldaUniverse @Zonaichampion @PrinceHyrule1 @GifZelda I don't understand. These games are already out on Wii and Wii U, why would you want a filler re-re-release announcement instead of a new game?
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@Xcension Those games on the right aren't even out, and there's no guarantee of quality. This is misinformation.
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@SnapBlastPLAY Too bad it's boring, short, and over-marketed.
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@LuigiGamer25 You have to ask? It's Rainbow Rocks every day. Every minute. Every second Rainbow Rocks. I lose my soul to Rainbow Rocks. It's all about Rainbow Rocks. We peaked with Rainbow Rocks. I called my mom and told her to watch Rainbow Rocks. She didn't so I watched Rainbow Rocks for
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@Xvault2 Dude GOAT gaming knows what's good. He said that Sony just outsourced development of God of War to Mars. The future is NOW.
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@Kloppyy1 Of these nine, "The Angel Born In Hell" has the most bite to it. I hate to tell you, though, but you missed All Might's "The Symbol Of Peace" which is infinitely more mighty than "The Symbol of Fear". Spiders cause fear, heights cause fear. Anything can cause fear. It takes true
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@howell_wizard It's okay for a famous YouTuber to take shots at a show you like. It will never take away from your love of the show.
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@totalwar Tried to watch the stream but I was charged $25 on my debit card when I clicked the link.
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@MisssCaitlyn I was here in 2018 my dude I was HERE.
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@HannaBarberaCap Easily the best Cartoon Network era. So full of soul and character (literally for that second one lol). The bumpers were so good at immersing you with all your favorite characters. This is what I think of when I think of Cartoon Network.
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@screentime @Kotaku Yeah, but she won't. She's from a C-list series that never learned how to time releases. Compare the two Horizon games to Tropical Freeze, Mario Kart, Minecraft, Final Fantasy 7. We're talking monumental titles that shaped the medium. Horizon's claim to fame is it released
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@LookAtMyMeat1 STALKER 2 could take home GOTY.
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@ChakkuX Everyone just wants a good swing at the king. It's not hate, it's respect.
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@Grummz @MightyKeef Grummz, dude, what the heck. You put the heat on Keef, and when he owned up and answered you humbly and honestly, you keep shoving his nose in it? That isn't showing grace or tact with someone you disagree with, that's being just plain mean. Do you understand how difficult it
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@EyePatchWolf Loved it tenouttaten when's the next one my guy
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@sekirodubi I don't think Rellana made a habit of shoving her tits in peoples' faces.
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@VGC_News *Demon's Souls REMAKE
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@Frazz_Dude The other one I can live with. This one is bizarre.
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@BioticNova "Jesus Christ dear brother, when can I install shocks on you?!?!" Or; "Is it really necessary to run over EVERY pothole?!?!"
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@EndymionYT @MightyKeef Why would you willingly leave false information up? You're weird.
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