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✨BEHOLD, MY WARES ✨ Updates for 2024 are here! I've got one item currently left in the queue, so it felt like the right time to share. [1/2]

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7 months

Doing extremely mentally well, thank you for asking.

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2 years

@sapphyreblayze My maternal grandmother was abusive as hell. It took my mom years to admit that she only thing she felt when she died was relief, because she didn’t want to be seen as a bad daughter.

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Found @JortsTheCat in one of our flannel board collections.

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1 year

@mrfishtopher Mister Fishtopher! He’s a work of art.

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2 years

@JortsTheCat Respect (and curly feets) from Skittles to you, Jorts!

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3 years

@venusized Back when I worked at Wendy's, we had a lady come in and tell us her son was going to cut someone's throat if we fucked up his Baconater again. People really look at food service workers and think they can say whatever they want.

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2 years

@Bad_Babette Babette is so pretty in her plastic gown, I had to do a picture for her!

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3 years

If nobody else got me, I know ⁦ @CokeZeroCat ⁩ got me. Can I get an amen?

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9 months

What’s wrong babe, you haven’t even tried on your Gorts yet.

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6 months

@dmbakura Gorthara is THE meanest lesbian at the crustpunk bar

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2 years

@ItsEmilyKaty My mom would constantly go “Oh that’s normal, I do that too” whenever I tried to tell her about something I do as an autistic person Flash forward a few years, and now she’s realizing she might be on the spectrum too.

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2 years

@remainsoflilies And the book it’s loosely based on is awful in its own right. Joyce Carol Oates has a fairly established history of writing fictionalized works about real women (and children) and using them as a vessel for her own really…unusual worldviews.

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2 years

@Dominic__Noble I’m sorry, he WHAT

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3 years

Drew @Mist3rVern because he's a precious boy and I hope he gets all the chimpken he wants.

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1 year

Delightful and educated Gumi-chan, who belongs to @hideaki_utsumi 🍅

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1 year

And last birb on the list, dear Kohaku who belongs to @hideaki_utsumi ! 🥚

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2 years

@otherhappyplace He’s also hilarious? He doesn’t need to be constantly quipping, he’s got a brilliant sense of humor without having to say nearly anything. He’s an excellent character.

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2 years

@WeBeTheCrew Thank you, I appreciate it. She’s doing a lot better now; our relationship used to be pretty rough, but I think working on that has given her perspective on how her mom treated her.

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4 years

That picture of @DottieKitten smiling and winking lives rent-free in my brain, and I was morally obligated to draw it.

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5 months

Boys Night.png (that’s a roomba)

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3 years

@JortsTheCat Jorts, I’m seriously considering approaching our library director and telling her that we want to unionize. Any advice? (And lots of pets to you, buddy! ❤️)

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7 months

Do you think Raphael ever kept cheese slices on hand so he could throw them on Lil Gorty Gort. Just cheeses him and Gortash looks at him like this.

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2 years

@Coelasquid This and everything re: Helga’s mom hit me so hard as a kid. I didn’t have the words for it yet, but I knew her problems were like mine, and it was good to feel seen about things I felt ashamed about in my own life.

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5 months

@gaydotgov Bhaalspawn more like bowelspan am I right fellas

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2 years

@ganymedeshouse is friend-shaped.

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1 year

A very special stream request, @hideaki_utsumi ’s dear sweet Lemon. 🍋

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3 years

@CokeZeroCat My grandma lived across the road from this old Basque man, and he called petting the cats like that last picture “Lasters”. Any cat he petted would purr their little head off as he pulled their entire face back and cooed, “Come here, you little bastard, I give you Lasters.”

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2 years

Tandemaus are very intelligent.

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4 years

Piers PokemonSwordShield is a pretty cool guy

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1 year

@MarisasHorror I’ve never seen something that looks like it would so deeply fulfill my urge to eat fiberglass insulation. What does it taste like?

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2 years

@CagleCats “You’re giving up on your dreams!” “No, Mom…I’m giving up on YOUR dreams.”

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6 months

You know what? Fuck you. [old man yaois your weird gambling anime OP]

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4 years

@joe_hill It needs to be said and said again. I haven’t met many trans people that aren’t afraid because of the way the world treats them, and it needs to change. Thank you for using your platform for good.

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7 months

Asked @DeclanPerring about Abdirak’s footwear choice and I am fucking DEAD, thank you so much to this wonderful and very talented man for doing this.

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3 years

This UGLY SON OF A BITCH is banging HOT HIGH-CLASS HOSTESSES right now. Learn his secret with ONE EASY TRICK.

Marquise 🔞

@msmarquise18

3 years

tweet like rgg world is real

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1 year

@Coelasquid So they’re the bird versions of those endearingly clumsy anime girls. Just fluttering around falling over and going “kyaaahh”

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4 years

@slimyswampghost All of your ghoulies are delightfully creepy, but this guy terrifies me in a way I struggle to put into words. He feels genuinely malevolent in every single picture.

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3 years

Me when I stub my toe on the coffee table

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@feederofcats Eater of the Sun

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2 years

@punished_cait However big it is, Willem Dafoe’s is bigger.

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1 year

@robertoupdates Shaped

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9 months

Stream request for @Fauxcaloid ! Credit to @hideaki_utsumi for best bird. 🍅

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3 years

@charliclement_ And it completely ignores the fact that neurodiverse BIPOC often face FAR worse treatment for exhibiting symptoms than white people on the spectrum do.

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2 years

@Dominic__Noble Okay, that definitely clarifies things. I was picturing something a lot different.

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1 year

The Jeej. 🐑

Kikidoodle & Purrmaids @SDCC booth 4819

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1 year

For my birthday, I was given a blind box cat hat and Jiji loves it

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3 years

@CokeZeroCat I loved this so much I had to commit it to digital art:

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3 years

If nobody else got me, I know ⁦ @CokeZeroCat ⁩ got me. Can I get an amen?

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3 years

@buppkizz I want to propose another theory: Saejima is the master of deadpan comedy, and we’re just not smart enough to understand

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3 years

Moreau my beloved, you deserved the world. #residentevil8 #REvillage #moreau

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3 years

Local Man Arrested For Everything #Yakuza #yakuza0 #nishitanihomare

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1 year

And thirb birb of the week, @hideaki_utsumi ’s sweet Kiwi! 🍉

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1 year

Sweets to the Sweet. 🐝 @TonyTodd54

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2 years

I still like to think that Nishitani ate that cop’s face and regained his life force directly after this.

Perfect Ryu ga Gotoku Shots

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2 years

Yakuza 0 - Chapter 11

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2 years

I lost my little buddy today. Skittles was doing very poorly, and we made the hard decision to let her pass away peacefully. She was my best friend and the best cat I’ve ever known.

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1 year

@otherhappyplace In a proper universe Beatrix Potter would’ve drawn hundreds of these little guys in waistcoats enjoying crumpets together in a hollowed out oak tree.

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5 months

What was your biggest impact on the internet? Gorts.

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2 years

@CagleCats I love how she pauses for a Freya kiss and then immediately goes back to screaming

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3 years

Kofi commission for @yakoochie ! Goromi my beloved 😳💖

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3 years

Nishitani my beloathed

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5 months

Happy birthday, Gumi-chan! Art c0mm for @Fauxcaloid . @hideaki_utsumi 🍅 🎂

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1 year

@feederofcats How’s he gonna eat the Sun if you don’t let him get big 🥺

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3 years

Drew @theaaronschmit 's Lulu because honestly? I think she's neat.

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3 years

Me 1 month ago: Haha what if Nishitani was Akiyama's dad Me now, trying to explain to anyone within earshot why it's canon and they're related:

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3 years

I like AkiHana in the sense that they’re cute together, but I also want to see them get divorced and Hana to walk away with everything.

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3 years

Life imitates art.

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7 months

Stream requests for @Aphneia and @pikkolee ✨

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11 months

@JimSterling Isn’t it funny how that works? You’re always “not enough” your AGAB until you transition, and then suddenly you’re “too much”!

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2 years

@MesukingSage He doesn’t even fight them, he just makes them dinner and tucks them all into bed and gives them each a goodnight kiss on their little heads.

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3 years

@divergentdawn "Mild autism" strikes me as being akin to "a little bit pregnant". It shows in different ways depending on the person, and there's a variety of traits, but it's all still under the umbrella of autism.

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3 years

Did a little painting of my favorite skrunkly @bigfootjinx

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3 years

[WIP] I think this might be the best Nishitani I’ve drawn so far?

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3 years

"I Lived Bitch" AU Nishitani messy sketches. He looks a little like The Dude here, and that's okay.

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2 years

Clowny clown clown girl for @redapplefries

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6 months

RIP Enver Gortash, you would have loved Repo! The Genetic Opera.

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3 years

@prideceratops This is why I wanted to scream when a coworker was telling me about her group that does "alternate readings" of the books that tries to sanitize it of the author's beliefs. People will bend over backwards to ignore a shitty creator before they'll just...drop them.

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2 years

@fatfatpankocat Ponkflower!

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3 years

A lot of us struggle with enforcing our boundaries with others because we're taught from an early age by adults (parents, teachers especially) that our boundaries are unimportant or "too difficult" to respect.

Myk - 🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 - Here To Help

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3 years

Hey #actuallyAutistic friends, please quote-tweet this with ONE THING you wish allistic people knew about autistic people. Then I'm going to promote the shit out of it to allistic twitter. (note: "allistic" means "not autistic") Let's go! #AutisticPrideMonth

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1 year

@lupinthethirst It’s a symbiotic relationship where Saejima gets to act on his unhinged behavior while still looking like the reasonable one, and Majima gets to take credit for 90% of Saejima’s horrible ideas

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1 year

@Coelasquid Dale and Majima team-up when

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2 years

@otherhappyplace The more things change the more they stay the same. The other day I was picking up a manga I had on hold, and one of my coworkers was like, “Haha, cute girl on the cover, nice. 😏” The manga was Elfen Lied.

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2 years

@Madcowhead I remember the first 30 minutes of Y8 making me sob so hard I actually thought I was going to throw up. Ichiban deserves the world.

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1 year

@mrfishtopher Mr. Lover is SO orange how does he do it

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11 months

Friendly reminder that

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2 years

@Madcowhead Majima when

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1 year

The very cute Minette, who belongs to @otherhappyplace 🍰

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5 months

My little bard guy Ezra, drawn by the very talented @Revujo !

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4 years

@PushinUpRoses The FamilyFirst hashtag rubbed me the wrong way super hard to. Kinda spits in the face of people who’ve been hurt/abandoned by their family for not falling in line with Trump.

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10 months

@JortsTheCat Jorts, do my eyes deceive me or is that a teeny blep you’ve got there?

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7 months

People seem to like the Gorts, so…why not let me draw someone in Gorts for YOU?

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2 years

Finally updated for 2023! Slots are open and currently empty. 🎨

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1 year

I can’t stop

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6 months

@dungeonBGM He looks like a man who has never been married, but has definitely been divorced three times. His shirt is the grown man’s racecar bed of shirts.

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7 months

@lwiann RIP to these letters, and also to the love affair this goofball was having with the thesaurus. Puissant, Gorty? Really?

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3 years

Happy #yakuzaOCweek everyone! I’m really excited to share my girl Ruolan with everyone. 💕

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2 years

Liked how this turned out

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6 months

FugGortaaboutit

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2 years

@slimyswampghost It’s silly, but I’d checked out a copy of Pim and Francie from the library, and I didn’t like sleeping in the same room as the book. His work is so actively malevolent.

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1 year

@blightedkudzu It’s SO FUNNY. I had someone ask me when I was going to get top surgery and I was like “eh, I’m not sure I ever want to” and they looked at me like I’d just kicked their dog.

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@otherhappyplace I had my first surgery last year, and the last thing I clearly remember saying to the anesthesiologist was “this is just like the scene from Jacob’s Ladder”. He looked confused, and I was fine with that.

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Tommy Wiseau is my favorite Junji Ito character.

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