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@steveoatley Did you not see the fireman who was just executed for intervening in such a situation, with no charges filed? Black felons are a protected class in new America.

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@SSSS_Dynazion "Free from government meddling" in this case means living like an illegal Mexican labourer, not living an upper middle class American lifestyle where you just magically don't have to pay tax

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@DMFSBLF @YIMBYLAND Vertical sprawl is a gibberish term invented purely to derail housing discourse by importing the negative connotations of a diametrically opposed concept.

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@KCDefender White people should riot in black neighbourhoods every time there is black-on-white crime.

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@ouiouiapey Half are either denying or saying it's old news. Other half are unironic forever maskers.

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@souper_deluxe @deepfates >cold air falls >let air in sack cool down >box falls Problem?

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@Birdthoughts31 @dyingscribe "Here's photos of a pit not actively mauling another creature"

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@Menace2Tacos "If pitbulls are so violent why is there a photo of one not actively mauling a child"

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@lindynap "I want IT jobs to come back from India" *Monkey's paw curls a finger*

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@misha_saul Every time I read about these things I'm amazed the settlers had the self-control to leave a single native tribe alive.

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@gbrl_dick Stoically standing still and letting the supersonic chain obliterate me so my girl doesn't get the ick

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@lyzl @TMKeller "It's a human right for teenage girls to show teenage boys their underwear, and if this distracts boys at all, that's their fault for existing and going through male puberty"

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@wasphyxiation Back in the 90s, the boomer parents just sent the kids upstairs to play, and they got drunk and partied downstairs. It was fine. Neurotic millennials think they need to suddenly put their serious hat on and never take it off.

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@Mssr_le_Baron Similar in Australia. Big vibe shift now that immigration is shifting from East to South Asia.

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@gatorrespectr Asia is famously unable to build walkable cities due to its high heat and humidity.

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@therealLMAOYEET @MrBeast @Relolyn

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@DMFSBLF @YIMBYLAND Wind tunnels are not a significant issue. Carbon footprints are minimised by reducing transport distances. Low-rise is not wildlife habitat. Urban shade is a public good.

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@GNrml2 @RichestWizard Whoopsie daisy forgot to declassify the JFK tapes silly me

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@WilliamA_33 White people should be rioting in Raleigh's black neighbourhoods

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@JamesRehwald Looking forward to the future where the government enforces migration law

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@davidcrockettfa

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@DMFSBLF @YIMBYLAND Tall buildings exist. Nobody has ever provided a coherent link between tall buildings and any of the issues associated with the term "sprawl".

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@beigepilled

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@kixnstyx "Make a public statement of faith and you won't be fired"

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@AngySharky @operagxofficial @Mik3y_Ay "I just know you were FUMING when you made this tweet"

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@ThrustWR 5k casualties would unironically see 80%+ public support for the neutron bombing of Yemen

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@BrowningMachine @Cernovich >kid moves to illegal state >uses synthetic analogue used to get around prohibition >ends up in psych ward Why would legal cannabis do this?

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@ccmembersonly Still worth pointing out that average female sex toys are analogous to what only the most dedicated male gooner will even consider buying

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@rustbeltenjoyer "You have to support sex changes for grade schoolers if you want more housing built... because... you just do okay!"

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@watn_tarnation Can't out-badass a severe logistics gap

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@empireenjoyer10 Ancient Romans watching some dude get eaten by a lion

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@PeteNorth303

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@Robkearney1981 @DagoSupremacy Presumably lived a semi-aquatic lifestyle where with each generation those better able to tolerate water for longer periods were able to access more aquatic calories and therefore reproduce more successfully.

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@SAMOYEDWAVE @krisf0138 "Cities are supposed to be intolerably shit" has gotta be one of the weirder pieces of lib rhetoric.

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