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L’Apey
2 years
I should kill myself
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2 years
Born to “hiiii :3” forced to “regarding my last email”
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2 years
can i come over and act weird and be strange
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1 year
I'm addicted. I can't get enough
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1 year
Okay low key I need this
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2 years
Oh no I don’t do coke I just really like being in the bathroom
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2 years
First date idea: we hang out for two weeks straight
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1 year
this probably feels so good in your back for like 2 seconds
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2 years
can i cum in you just a little
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2 years
my favorite part of sex is that crazy last part with all the goo
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1 year
Thanks for adding me to your circle I didn’t know we were cool like that. I’m moving into your house
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2 months
Honestly being this big and fat these days is like a financial commitment it’s a kind of flex. Caloric intake wise we’re looking at a crazy spend/day right? It’s like $7 for a box of poptarts and $2 for a bunch of celery. I got 6 carrots the other day for $1.50. It’s like $4 for
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Big chef Liyah 🖤
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If confidence was a person 👏
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1 year
Babe I get that you’re mad and look, I hear you, okay? But I think you’re sitting on my vape
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2 years
sex is already so disgusting and shameful that if you take it even further and develop a "kink" i think you should be imprisoned for life if not executed outright
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2 years
Nut vid (silent) $20 Nut vid (screaming) $50 Nut vid (meowing) $75
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1 year
Me after a long day of killing myself
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2 years
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2 years
6 beers is okay 7 beers and we might get a visit from the tickle monster
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1 year
Me as FUCK
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2 years
If she won’t eat an onion ring off my boner I will kill myself
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L’Apey
11 months
Brooo you gotta get over here it’s crazy we’re smoking weed and watching YouTube video bro fr get over here bro it’s lit as FUCK BRO!!!!!!!!!
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1 year
I'm a reverse pick me. pick somebody else
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1 year
Party rocking with a mouse toniiiight Piece of cheese I’m gonna have a big biiiite
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L’Apey
2 years
Babe I can’t cum unless you do the racist Chinese voice
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@ouiouiapey
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2 years
Can I DoorDash you a cheeseburger goddess
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1 month
Kindness will save this cruel world 🫶
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11 months
So what we get drunk So what we smoke weed
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11 months
sometimes my pussy gets so wet it's kind of scary :(
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1 year
(ordering coffee) yeah sorry do you guys have any bisexuals back there I'd just prefer if someone who knew what they were doing made my drink
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11 months
We all have that one friend that we cum inside
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L’Apey
1 year
"You would be way more sexy if you were a 13 year old greek boy circa 400 BC"
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1 year
You see she's smoking a cigarette and you want one. How do you open?
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L’Apey
2 years
in florida rn just dumping buckets of water in the streets lol. im part of the problem
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L’Apey
1 year
South Park is a toxic environment for a nice kid like Butters somebody needs to get him out of there
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L’Apey
2 years
My pussy hard af rn
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@ouiouiapey
L’Apey
6 months
Honestly I was completely unaware the official libtard stance on the vaccine and Covid stuff was “pretend it didn’t happen do not discuss” until I saw the replies to this it’s really blowing my mind
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WE WISH YOU A FAUCI SCIENCE WE WISH YOU A FAUCI SCIENCE
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2 years
If I ever saw a girl squirt I would get so scared I would start screaming and punching myself in the head
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L’Apey
2 years
my horny ass could not be taken hostage
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L’Apey
2 years
im so tiny and small tweeting is so exhausting.. i have to run and scamper all over my keyboard and jump on all the buttons to send them..
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L’Apey
1 year
My wife’s having me put down tomorrow
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L’Apey
8 months
Soyteacher giving me in school suspension after I refuse to stop stankmaxxing
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8 months
HR is forcing me to sign documents promising to never “get a little Chinese with it” ever again
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2 years
Don’t care + purring + making biscuits + blankie
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2 years
Nut Vid (Scary) $15
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2 years
i have to be on my tummy when im eating pussy so i can kick my feet in the air
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2 years
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11 months
Yes babe. You have bpd. Butt pooping disorder
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L’Apey
2 years
Fetal alcohol syndrome should be called “cool mom syndrome” if you ask me
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11 months
Clearly my plan is to ignore it
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2 years
I think the balls should get hard too
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L’Apey
2 years
But babe my love language is being really mean to you and not caring if you live or die
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L’Apey
11 months
Do you guys remember in 2017 when every girl in the world collectively pretended it wasn’t funny to say “retarded”
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1 year
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10 months
if i worked at mcdonalds i would give every hamburger a little kiss before i put it in the wrapper
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L’Apey
2 years
They hate to see a tiny little guy like me tucking myself into a tiny bed and using a fallen leaf as a blanket and sleeping peacefully and snoring like ssssnnnnnzzzz mimimimimi
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2 years
Fingering is so romantic
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1 year
I start shaking like a heroin addict when I haven't had a hotdog for too long
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L’Apey
2 years
me and the man in the yellow hat i pulled by being curious
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L’Apey
2 years
To all bisexual people: okay but you have a favorite one
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L’Apey
2 years
If she was a worm I’d love her more because she would actually help me catch a black bass at the LAKE!!!!!!!!
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L’Apey
2 years
i know drake somewhere getting his bikini line waxed rn
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L’Apey
10 months
Ain’t nothin in this world stopping you from dipping your mcchicken in tzatziki
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L’Apey
2 years
My wife and I saw you across the bar and we’re gonna kill you dawg
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2 years
It’s so fucking over
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L’Apey
2 years
my greatest weakness is that my lips are too soft and my kiss is too gentle im too warm and loving and i fuck too tenderly
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1 year
God probably put us on this earth to watch videos on youtube
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2 months
@KnuckleheadBets I dead ass could not be eating like this like maybe I need to rethink some investment strategies
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1 month
can everyone please share one image that you find interesting, enjoyable, or alluring to look at for extended periods of time? thank you.
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11 months
Oh, I didn't see you there! My apolocheese!
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L’Apey
2 years
WOMEN CAN VOTE???
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L’Apey
2 years
*misreads the vibe and gently kisses the top of your head*
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L’Apey
2 years
First date idea I have you put down
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L’Apey
2 years
what if i was just 1 inches tall and i was in your shirt pocket and i asked you to share your snacks and treats with me would you give me one
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11 months
“I am a gay pedophile”
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2 years
If I ever saw a naked girl I think I would be so scared i would throw up and start crying
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L’Apey
4 months
that was my mutual. you all had him banned across like 10 different accounts for this and now you all have the audacity to say you suck him from the inside. you killed him. you buried him. and now you dig him up to begrudge the corpse. you're all animals. it's sick.
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thanks for the tip but what the fuck
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1 year
Imagine how good it would feel to leave her in a hot car with the windows up
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2 years
My handlers have put more toys in my enclosure to stimulate and enrich my learning
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11 months
My butt knows the recipe for poop
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2 years
been soo obsessed with having fun and being myself lately
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1 year
Sushi is like wetfood for girls
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L’Apey
6 months
Advantage of having a small crocodile
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Tansu Yegen
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Advantage of having a small crocodile
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1 year
2 pm
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1 year
If the doctor told me I had just 1 hour to live I would probably go to the bathroom and then play on my phone
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2 years
100 monkeys jumping on the bed and you didnt think there would be consequences. 100 of them.
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2 years
Lowkey if nobody takes me for walkies I’m gonna chew up the tv remote
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11 months
Penis inspection day at work went badly
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2 years
(Flirting) I’m going to kill myself for real this time
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5 months
No Super Bowl for me thanks, I’ll be watching gay pornography.
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2 years
@JuliusIrvington yeah it's kind of like the bass drop in scary monsters and nice sprites by skrillex it's a lot like that
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2 years
While you were “partying” I was daydreaming about my cat exploring the sea in a little cat sized submarine
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Someone should make a vape that only turns on if you say “baby want baba” before you hit it
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