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@AstralAndres
10 months
Melanie Martinez has agreed to perform at the #VMA this year.
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@AstralAndres
2 months
well
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what happened in 2021
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@AstralAndres
1 month
im convinced that the reason so many crybabies don’t like PORTALS is because they’re not spiritual and don’t get it
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@AstralAndres
10 months
🚨 | Leaked audio explains why Melanie Martinez didn’t attend the VMAs.
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2 months
imagine explaining this to a crybaby in 2018
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@AstralAndres
3 months
the way we BROKE the internet..
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@AstralAndres
7 months
the world stopped for 1 minute and 3 seconds.
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@AstralAndres
10 months
Melanie Martinez via Instagram teases a possible EP next year.
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@AstralAndres
6 months
“the creature is so creepy” the creature in question:
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@AstralAndres
2 months
“YOUR SILENCE WON’T PROTECT YOU” gives me goosebumps to this day
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@AstralAndres
6 months
we were all here.
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@AstralAndres
2 months
THE LEECHES MV GOT LEAKED… IM GAGGED???
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2 months
i have no empathy for this man, imagine shit talking about music and your level of misogyny is next level that your entire content is all about shit talking artists especially women.i genuinely hope you lose everything
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@AstralAndres
7 months
SHE ATE THIS UP SO BAD-
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@AstralAndres
2 years
crybabies after melanie martinez announces her album in 2040 after lying for the 20,957th time
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1 month
“k-12 is better than portals”
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2 years
i love how hstwt is full of americans and british people insulting each other
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5 months
she went to that studio infuriated and got all cunty too (EVIL Lead Vocals)
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4 months
pov: you are one of the best portals song of the album
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4 months
this song deserved so much better.
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2 months
“portals is melanie’s worst alb-“
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@AstralAndres
6 months
release new music i beg u
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@AstralAndres
2 years
@wilhelmswindow i kinda agree 😭 don’t get me wrong, it was really good but it’s just the acting. the acting needs to improve
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@AstralAndres
9 months
this is the most stupidest theory i’ve ever heard ITS NOT FUCKING “PARIDA” ITS JUST AN ALIEN LANGUAGE STOP OVERLOOKING IT
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4 months
she ate so hard with this, we moved on too fast..
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@AstralAndres
5 months
and if i say light shower is better than hss, then what?
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@AstralAndres
8 months
thanks AI
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6 months
portals is melanie’s best project.
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5 months
@CONTORTlONlST can’t believe they are still clinging on the film 😭
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5 months
im convinced that people who reject portals dont grow up in their lifetime and hate change
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@AstralAndres
4 months
@elchicosimio
TROPI BOY 🇵🇷🇵🇸🇨🇩 🌴🌺
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name one thing this country gave to the world
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5 months
what do you mean “3d characters”…
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@AstralAndres
19 days
teacher’s pet x spider web song mashup on tiktok NEEDS to be removed.
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@AstralAndres
2 months
do americans actually get an eagle for their 18th birthday or was everyone fucking with me 😧😧😧
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7 months
this is so cunty yup
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2 months
humor of a middle schooler, are we surprised?
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7 months
crybaby ended leo
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6 months
“i won’t be mistreated”
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6 months
this ai song of “the hatching” kinda eats…
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@JOSEIBBH ITS A NEW CHARACTER IN MM4 WE WON!!!!!!
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@AstralAndres
2 years
THE WAY OMAR LOOKS DOWN AND UP AND GOES “nah the queen” LMAOAOAOAOAO
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2 years
@cIxiro “google transla-“ your theory completely lost
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@AstralAndres
10 months
@MateLBBH helppp u can see the color difference 😭
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6 months
@JOSEIBBH it should be a personal album
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3 months
@SkyComet6 well i do
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2 years
@melsdealer took me a second
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@AstralAndres
8 months
so crybabies, what does your username mean?
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@melspurgatory ITS OVER FOR EVERY ARTIST. OVER.
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@AstralAndres
3 months
what are your opinions about this guys, do yall think she accidentally spoiled it or was it all a coincidence?
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4 months
me after saying PORTALS ends K-12 and Crybaby
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@melsfaerie222 she just keeps getting more angry, she’s so close to retiring
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2 years
me when gay people
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@melspurgatory we lost. i will be k!ll!ng myself now
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@motomarcy what im saying is many non spiritual people don’t like the album because PORTALS is about dying and reincarnating into a new vessel to a new world which many non spiritual people just don’t feel aligned to again, some people can just enjoy it even if you’re not spiritual
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@melspurgatory the part where she repeats “death” it’s just so good
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@deletefourever CLOCK IT! ⏰
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@AstralAndres
5 months
@JOSEIBBH it’s not supposed to tank it’s literally way better than tunnel vision
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@AstralAndres
2 years
noooo dont kys aha young royals season 2 hasn’t released yet
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@qortals got so scared thought you meant that weirdo
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@AstralAndres
4 months
wait this is actually so cute
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@HOLLANDSOIREE_ this song 😍😍 (the worst song ever)
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@AstralAndres
8 months
this is straight up #satanic . GOD will judge all these people. Cortisol 6:9 says that satanism is terrible and you will go to lake of HELL. repent!
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@AstralAndres
2 months
this fits so well for melanie too (She Bangs like a Fairy on Acid) AI Cover Version Melanie Martinez
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@AstralAndres
3 years
@adviceburner the wind feels great and you feel the wind touch your face so a truck comes by and then kills you <3
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10 months
@tcstruggles do people not get embarrassed posting these type of things on the internet..?
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there’s gonna be a point where melanie will stop promoting portals and that will be the start of her hiatus…
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@melspurgatory i simply don’t believe she is coming back any time soon im sorry but my hopes are all lost she’s lied too much
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@ArcaneLBBH oh that’s not
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@dildolbbh make me what..
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@strawbxrryslvt oh godtals curing diseases and transforming lives
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@JOSEIBBH light shower mv
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@AstralAndres
3 months
why do people think this is offensive i genuinely do not care if you burn a pride flag, the earth is still rotating
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Happy Friday, everyone!
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@badbunnytrellas poor guy i feel bad
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@ArcaneLBBH the only good thing was the ending. everything else was absolutely terrible, i’m sorry.
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@OmdenMadern i’m lgbtq and mmmmm crispy 🤤🤤🤤
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@ursmelanie i imagined it with the new voice that she uses 😭
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@sxcchar1n_e they’re gonna come for u 😭
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@AstralAndres
6 months
melanie martinez in the studio writing evil
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@JOSEIBBH oh you spilled, we want a personal album
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@AstralAndres
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@guilianico6 @selenastan18 @PopBase “i’m not like other girls”
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@melsportals you’re onto something..
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@sabrinaslays1 end that creature
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@AstralAndres
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@bloodylikeabody just shows they throw hate without actually doing research
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Melanie Martinez is stunning.
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can i feed yall delusions rq..? what if on valentine’s day.. melanie releases light shower
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@JOSEIBBH she would’ve ate real bad ngl, but i also like the concept of her being a celestial being now.
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@bricericed i can see where you’re coming from but if we for example take a song that you can very much relate and understand and take a song that you can’t relate but like, which one would you pick? it would obviously be the first option people enjoy music more when they can relate 1/
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@AstralAndres
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ONE song that we can ALL agree is the BEST song ever made by Melanie Martinez.
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@NotAnAttourney @strikec0re @bloodylikeabody @_puff0 @imdylanharrison LMAO i meant like clock it like what you said was good and right
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@AstralAndres
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@ningningified he lost all his revenue which basically means that the content he makes no longer generates money. usually happens as a sanction that youtube does when you’re just considered inappropriate.
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6 months
@TheRightCant what does this even mean 💀
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@AstralAndres
4 months
MELANIE CONFIRMED AN EP ON INSTAGRAM IHOLY FUCKING SHIT WE WON
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