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10 days

If Ruto was to vie against Mr Mende in 2027 general election, would you vote for Ruto or Mr. Mende? Like for 💟 Mende Retweet for 🔁 Must Go

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Name: Patricia Dorothy Kitazi Job: Works at TJ Kajwang office/ ODM Goon Offence: The first to throw a chair at Morara Kebaso, then the situation escalates as everyone else start throwing chairs. Residence: Malango Kubwa, Mathare. Phone No: 0726785034 Action: INJECT

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2 months

Machakos residents traveling to London for treatment, because Wavinya Ndeti has money to build a hospital in London and not Machakos.

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2 months

Safaricom or Starlink Like 💟 for Starlink Retweet 🔁 for Safaricom

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4 months

Hit like for Okiyah Omtatah The 6th President of Kenya 🇰🇪 🫶🏻🫶🏻

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15 days

Latest traitor's are Anguka Nayo hit makers, we made them but the don't know we can destroy them.

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1 month

Kasamuel amefungua simu, anzeni kutuma salami tena. +254705642337

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4 months

Spreading the love to our injured sojas till I had to shed tears I wish I had something to offer to the injured but they're in my Prayers.Quick Recovery Mashujaa, the King is naked

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18 days

Who contributed a good speech between between Crystal Asige and Karen Nyamu ? Like for 💟 Crystal Asige Retweet for 🔁 Karen Namyu

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3 months

While William Ruto is paying crowds to attend his rallies in the coast, we Gen Zs are neutralising the effect on the ground #RutoMustBeStopped #RutoMustGo #NaneNane

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4 months

They are even choosing for us leaders😂😂😂 desperation of the highest level #OccupyEverywhere #RutoMustGo

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10 months

We rise again loyals❤️❤️❤️, mnifollow ntawawekea kitu kwa M-pesa, Mimi si muongo kama Zakayo. Account ilienda niki #ShushaNyavu na Christina Shusho😭😭😭

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4 months

Who is likely to win the AU seat from the two representing East Africa, Kenya's Raila Odinga or Tanzania's January Makamba Like for 💟 January Makamba Retweet 🔁 for Raila Odinga

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@AokoOtieno_ Ati Farouq kibet tastes girls before passing to Baba Shaolin 😂😂😂

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4 months

A mother prays and blesses his son before allowing him to head to the protest, Moi Avenue #OccupyCBDTuesday

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@_KasKazini 2 weeks from now no one will know you existed

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3 months

While we are busy demonstrating at Kenyatta Avenue, the guy in red is busy enjoying @Honeyfarsafi 😋😂😂

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15 days

It's my Birthday! Happy birthday to me🎂🎂 This is a special day. Happy Mashujaa Day Send gifts🙏

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5 months

Freedom is coming tomorrow, Tupatane Thursday #RejectFincanceBill2024

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3 months

Just like morara,Tarus,kasmwel Bro you are now officially a property of the people of Kenya. Get your medal of honor 🏅 and a five star status ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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3 months

I'm at the exact place complete with the slanting electric pole and banana bush. However, people here are saying the construction started more than a month ago so the time stamp on @HusseinMohamedg 's photos is FALSE.

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9 months

@BonifaceGMwangi Kelvin Kiptum is dead, and life must continue, honoring a dead person won't change anything he is dead, Eliud Kipchoge should just live his life the way he wants without being told what to do.

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5 months

@DavyMarshah @Psychosins__ @johnizujonte Tafuteni number huyu tumsalimie

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@Kuimashaah Ungeenda na yeye job

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@Honeyfarsafi I know you have not noticed that those are three different schools

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@NationAfrica Raila Odinga has literally been calling Kalonzo chameleon to hide his real identity

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2 months

Sijasema huyu ni Bookten na Mercy 😂😂

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20 days

Be sincere, if you are given 530/= everyday to praise Ruto daily on X can you accept?

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9 months

President Babu Owino addressing the nation

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@abuyamasta Hapo sawa, by the way you have taught your family a eating habits, thumbs up

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9 months

You called

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9 months

The hottest thing a girl can do is post a pic without filters.

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@AokoOtieno_ One thing's so annoying about Morara is that Ruto pays him but he still begs from us to this means he is worse than Ruto. I know he was scam when he said Gachagua is worse than Ruto

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8 months

DJ Joe Mfalme holding his first concert at Kamiti Maximum prison after judgement, Jowie as the MC

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19 days

@BiancaNaom1 Dude is a genius stick to tweeting for 530 bob

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@cathy_mutuku Kairo naye anafinywa na kila mtu 😂😂😂

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8 months

Stive Simple Boy takes Betty Kyallo on a date and pays all the bills, mwanaume ni effort si kushinda DM na 'hey hey hey hey' ni kama Burning Spear

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@omwambaKE You are nothing without me

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5 months

Tukiachana halafu uomoke tunarudiana asap hakuna vile unaeza nibeba ufala mimi 😂😂😂

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@Kenyans In the coming election we are draining the swamp, only Babu Owino is going to be spared. Kizungu mtakua mnaongea Kwa site ya mjengo coz after draining we reposes the loot

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Nitoeni soko I gat skills 😋😋😋

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︎︎︎︎︎︎︎ ︎Mary Kwamboka

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With pictures define growth.

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Thank you fam for the birthday wishes and gifts ❤️❤️❤️🙏🙏🙏 Am greatful 🫂

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@Kenyans DCI Juja did plastic surgery and changed his name to Morara 😂😂😂

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@jumaf3 That is the cost we are paying as a nation for tribalism.

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6 months

@Josh001J What about the bare-minimum who is just humble, not setting standards and contented with the little that she has and doesn't even like you helping her financially, have you considered them before shaming the whole group?

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I don't know what we will do to our parents back in villages..tuko na kazi kweli😳 wanadanganywa na madazi💔 #OccupyEverywhere

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1 month

We're very ready for Tuesday, Kwani ni Kesho

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4 months

Here in Kenya we used to have a politician by the name Ndindi Nyoro and another one called Kimani Ichung'wah.

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@georgediano Hii story nilisikia nilidhani ni drama coz the lady blamed her husband of being a fun of indian movies and other things related to spiritual realm as the major reasons for having an Indian kid.The man accepted his mistakes and promised to love and care for them. Ni wa Nyeri btw

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5 months

Yesterday Sabbath 🙏🙏🙏 Mbogi ya matiangi tumeshakua youths

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6 months

Unaniguza matiti kibahati mbaya kwa matatu..halafu unaniambia pole... Nani amekwambia nimesikia vibaya 😅😅

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7 months

Nairobians think Babu Owino is here e to unseat Governor Sakaja, Man is here to unseat president William Ruto

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6 months

It's a sad affair you can be protecting yourself and your partner is having it raw somewhere

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9 months

This should be enough to get Karen Nyamu's driver charged with a traffic offence, and Mwesh impeached for abuse of office, but this is Kenya.

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2 months

Who is likely to win the Africa Union seat from the two representing East Africa, Kenya's Raila Odinga or Djibouti's Mahmoud Yousouf Like for 💟 Mahmoud Ali Youssouf Retweet 🔁 for Raila Odinga

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Good morning fam ❤️❤️❤️🌄

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@Kenyans You are his employee so you must praise your employer even if he is doing wrong beacuse you are scared of being shown the door

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@Josh001J Aliachia Morara

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6 months

Good morning fam❤️❤️❤️🌄

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@AokoOtieno_ Tuko biashara plus tukianza noma we have everything to lose but usisahau we are the king makers, Zakayo will regret

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6 months

Let's do a #TBTChallenge anybody, 3 years ago

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9 months

Kenya Vs Rwanda Rwanda first lady Vs Kenya first lady Like for Jeanette Retweet for Mama Quickmart Ivanka

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@paulinenjoroge Don't rejoice in someone's else misery, Zakayo is not going to turn to Angel after what he has done Gachagua and every dog has it's day yours is coming

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@peteklemenza In short she has accepted that she is guilty

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9 months

Ida Odinga advocated for regulation of churches but she was called names now you are reaping the fruits of Bishop Johanna

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Good morning fam❤️❤️❤️🌄

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@Kenyans Now you see why I have been saying Morara is on the government's payroll.

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Good morning fam ❤️❤️❤️🌄

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Good morning fam❤️❤️❤️🌄

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6 months

What is your generation ? 1928 to 1945 - silent Generation 1946 to 1964- Boomers 1965 to 1980- Generation X 1981 to 1996- Millennials 1997-2012- Generation Z (Gen Z) 2013 to 2024 -Generation Alpha I have only 5 Boomer followers hao nawaheshimu sana.

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@magwaz3 Kasamuel

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@Bookten8 Umefunika transformer na boxer ya Kenya power, ukitaka kukula Maasai lazima anunue tokens ndiyo upange ribs za kamakis juu yake😂😂😂

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Good morning fam ❤️❤️❤️🌄

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6 months

The same people calling Pharaoh a first one term president are the same people who put Pharaoh into power, relax we still have 10 plagues to go, we are in the second one

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Good morning fam❤️❤️❤️🌄

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@MissMwanyigha No Mutuse means bosco example in a sentence Kumbavu zangu, Mutuse mimi

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Good morning fam❤️❤️❤️🌄

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Good morning fam❤️❤️❤️🌄

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@abuga_makori So he was to stay in hospital alone because Raila, Uhuru and Ruto don't bring thier wives to war zones. He is not them.

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Nipige ya mwisho kabla jua ipote

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@Kenyans When you want to kill a snake kindly strike the head not neck

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Saa hii Mama Margret Kenyatta angekua ameweka 21KM hapo Express Way achangishe za Linda Mama na Beyond Zero campaign. Something Mary Magdalene the praying mantis can never.

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Good morning fam❤️❤️❤️🌄

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@MikeSonko She wants men to have their final affairs in order before approaching her yet she hasn't put her's in order. How will she meet men who drive mercedes or V8 on a nduthi9

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Members of Parliament in Kenya building Affordable Housing