phil @AssMulcherr Twitter profile

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phil

@AssMulcherr

5 months

The neurolink implant was successful

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@AssMulcherr

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@willsgardevoir He was right

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@AssMulcherr

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@GoodReddit @phattiddees Real question is whether it was family ties, range brothers or hillbillies

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@AssMulcherr

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@M1das_OW2 Jewish Markiplier be like: Shalom everybody my name is Mosesplier

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@AssMulcherr

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@mezthegoz You just gotta be on Twitter within the last week bru

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@545x39mm The 4 guys walking shirt

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@AssMulcherr

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@Alphraud

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@AssMulcherr

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@paddysroyco They’re like Dennis and Mac if instead of bartending they dealt meth

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@AssMulcherr

1 year

@kishkybe This one has to be my favorite

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@AssMulcherr

11 months

@obama__runtz “What’s up everyone it’s poopy ballfart Reddit gamer Justin Whang here. People like this thing, so it’s good. But people don’t like this thing so it’s bad. Go buy my soyrage penus buttsex flavor gamer fuel energy drink. That’s about it see ya”

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@AssMulcherr

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@Pinko69420

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@AssMulcherr

1 year

@2rare2rare And she look TIRRREEEDDD

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@AssMulcherr

7 months

May thy hot sauce arrive within the hour

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@AssMulcherr

4 months

@wlwrexia Well if she ever needed affirmation she’s definitely a white woman

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@AssMulcherr

11 months

@willsgardevoir Worlds biggest loser

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@AssMulcherr

9 months

Sphere

@SphereVegas

9 months

What do you want to see on Sphere in 2024? 👀

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@AssMulcherr

11 months

Jork off

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@TheFigen_

11 months

You woke up in the morning and saw this. What would you do?

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@AssMulcherr

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@slimyyogurt ITS HIM

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@AssMulcherr

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@ozlako

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@AssMulcherr

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@NxtDeterio

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@AssMulcherr

7 months

Guy who’s never heard of a pbj: “the liberals are putting jelly on peanut butter now.”

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@AssMulcherr

11 months

@hanfjob

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@AssMulcherr

10 months

@reincel_9 They got your mans on sex assault charges

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@AssMulcherr

6 months

False

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@perrywrikel

6 months

There isn’t one song in his entire discography where he needs to be in this situation

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@AssMulcherr

7 months

I ordered my water of life an hour ago

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@AssMulcherr

11 months

Going to the Halloween function as this

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@AssMulcherr

3 months

@FunnyCryptic The goat of twitter

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phil

@AssMulcherr

7 months

“Don’t put that hot sauce in your pocket. Don’t put it in your pocket, that’s your lucky hot sauce that you ordered an hour ago.”

When did The Protagonist order his hot sauce?

@An_Hour_Ago

7 months

Today I’m the same age you were when you ordered your hot sauce an hour ago

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@AssMulcherr

1 year

@nbablaxo

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@AssMulcherr

9 months

@Cryptic_Memes_ ITS EL CHAPULIN COLORADO!

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@AssMulcherr

11 months

Gm

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@AssMulcherr

11 months

@hanfjob You didn’t vote

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@AssMulcherr

9 months

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@AssMulcherr

7 months

@sinclairbian Wrong Dee’s wearing these

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@AssMulcherr

10 months

@legit_scumbag I quoted him saying white ppl always find a way to make weed annoying and he ratio’d me somehow

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@AssMulcherr

1 year

@willsgardevoir LowTeirGodBBCgene.mp4

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@AssMulcherr

9 months

@kittenm1ttens Always sunny is like the only show where I actually believe in the headcannons about all the characters being autistic / adhd

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1 year

@leftyhatchiyack @bluestasis

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1 year

@GRlFFS She’s so misato coded

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@AssMulcherr

11 months

@hanfjob I understand, it’s a difficult decision to make.

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@realeater4ever Jimmy tryna show off his little beast

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@AssMulcherr

8 months

@dodgonkulator It deploys a white scorpion bomber jacket and leather driving gloves from the headrest

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@AssMulcherr

1 year

@snacks_fruity2 Comic book fans don’t have any grasp on media literacy or just basic ass tropes they just like to see cool guy swing and make Explosion

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@AssMulcherr

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@flowerarcana

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@AssMulcherr

6 months

@princemoder Austin butler could’ve pulled this off

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@AssMulcherr

1 year

@kishikybe This is gonna become another constantly relevant tweet now huh

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@AssMulcherr

1 year

@Kumesicle And this by extension is technically a chudjak

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@AssMulcherr

8 months

@DamielBernaldo That 2 am “I’m thinking about doing it again” text

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@AssMulcherr

1 year

@quebecween Is that electric ladyland

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@AssMulcherr

9 months

@areyoufuckingfr 4) penis randomly inverts on itself 5) I can go 7 hours without blinking

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@AssMulcherr

1 year

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@AssMulcherr

1 year

@cheeserburger It you did it with me I would’ve voted yes

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@AssMulcherr

1 year

@ZiedTa RRRRR I AM NOT TELLING YOU

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@AssMulcherr

11 months

@hanfjob this is probably ur best piece of work. The roller coaster of emotions. Thinking it was merely a shitty prank tiktok, seeing the finely intertwined skit unfold, the unprompted introduction of Clay Parks, the subtle reference to the daddy’s little meatball tweet. I cried.

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@DanManCarney

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Pranking people in NYC

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@AssMulcherr

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@Jahrihanna It’s fe!n

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@AssMulcherr

8 months

When you at ur homies vinyl + blunt rotation and he pull out the fnf soundtrack and a raw preroll

ぷ ℮tan 🏁

@TransFemPOTUS

8 months

I collect vinyl too buddy

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@AssMulcherr

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lissy

@babeygirlmac

9 months

who’s got that one always sunny clip

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@AssMulcherr

3 months

@willsgardevoir Does having muscles just f up ur food taste cus I’ve never seen a Mf who lifts with reasonable food preferences fym grilled wings suck

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@AssMulcherr

7 months

scary fab

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7 months

What the fuck nigga

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@AssMulcherr

7 months

@YSufferer Bro was like this over some canned green beans and tough ass steak

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@AssMulcherr

3 months

I’ve sent this to my coworker every morning at the start of our shift for the past week and he just quit

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@AssMulcherr

11 months

Oh god

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@AssMulcherr

7 months

@not_weav Both incredibles movies really didn’t hold back

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@AssMulcherr

1 year

@obama__runtz @willsgardevoir When the newgen gooner starts moaning and cumming 30 seconds in

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@AssMulcherr

7 months

Why spidaman there

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@CultureCrave

8 months

AT&T is reportedly experiencing nationwide cellular outages 📱

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@AssMulcherr

6 months

@imgrandsure “..yeuh….. im hungwy ☹️…..”

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@AssMulcherr

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@willsgardevoir Dude aged 20 years in 8

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@AssMulcherr

1 year

@KptnKewl This was years ago, dude still has the dog too

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@AssMulcherr

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@willsgardevoir

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@AssMulcherr

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@AssMulcherr

9 months

@hanfjob ‘s evil twin brother from Italy

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@dieworkwear

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this guy has such great style. i don't know how to upload multiple videos, so here's just one. his whole tiktok is great though. tiktok: thespencermcqueen

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@AssMulcherr

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@hanfjob This man and I experienced an intense homosexual rendezvous over the summer in Paris and he killed himself shortly after upon realizing he’ll never achieve such pure euphoria again in his life

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@AssMulcherr

11 months

“Are men really attracted to this?” *most conventionally high standard widely regarded attractive woman you’re ever seen*

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@powerBOTTOMson

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are men seriously attracted to this?

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@AssMulcherr

5 months

Drake: u short and corny! Kendrick:

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@AssMulcherr

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@yozahir -wig, makeup, face tape

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@tippity @3isa3bel3 He’s like if Michael Scott was an actual billionaire ceo and owned slaves

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@fiskenflipp @2rare2rare Bisexuals have this superpower

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@smg4vsterfs @willsgardevoir

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@pepsidogonline

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@AssMulcherr

5 months

“Robert De Niro STUNS on red carpet” Me: “that’s oomf 😭”

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@AssMulcherr

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@hanfjob @SpeakerPelosi

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@AssMulcherr

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@kendallhosseini

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@AssMulcherr

6 months

Only Star Wars fans can suck the fun out of a joke like this

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@atotalposer

7 months

yes. that’s the whole point

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@AssMulcherr

1 year

@willsgardevoir Sounds like a you problem

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@AssMulcherr

5 months

Why would my coworker be a chimpanzee

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@buckadeath

5 months

POV you're sitting across from your coworker on your lunch break

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@AssMulcherr

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I’m a master of Gartic Phone

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@AssMulcherr

1 year

@sux2suk__ There is a simple way to cement your prayers in reality

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@AssMulcherr

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How that fat old baby finna be greeted when he arrives at the Four Seasons Orlando

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@B00K0FTRIBE

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@themedineer

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@AssMulcherr

10 months

Another net loss for the struggling artist

green goku?

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@AssMulcherr

9 months

whenever women do anything weird or cringy online they’re considered “attention whores”. I’m sure that’s been said a million times but it’s just fuckin stupid to me. Who even cares if they’re looking for attention men do it LITERALLY all the time online stop making it a big deal