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@AsherNapier

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High-end lowlife. Stand-Up. If they say I did it believe them

Lions Den, Comedy Club
Joined November 2017
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@AsherNapier
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5 years
On a lads holiday to Marbella in 2017 Anthony Joshua left the club with the girl I’d been working on for three straight days. Fighting him want even an option. He’d just beat klitchko. I felt so helpless. I cried tears of joy when Ruiz knocked that bastard out.
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What’s ya most awkward or interesting celebrity interaction you have had? Lol I have so many 😂
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@AsherNapier
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5 years
@TARGYARYEN Why not ? How long do you think it takes to memorise “she’s my queen” and “I don’t want it”
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@AsherNapier
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5 years
Favourite part of Afronation was convincing people I was one of the acts so I could sneak into VIP, chill with the stars and bag groupies like a rich fool.
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@AsherNapier
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6 years
@Mattwop_ LOL these people would have colonised us all to death if they could only stay coordinated. God is faithful
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@AsherNapier
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6 years
@RealBoasy Choreographed a 4 minute dance routine to perform at the end of year disco to win her heart back like Step Up... When I got there she missed my entire performance because she was kissing another boy. I grieved like a widow when I was informed.
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@AsherNapier
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5 years
Update: I have just found AJ in my CURRENT WCW’s likes. You lot tell your fave boxer Im not the same kid I was in 2017. I’ll really shoot this nigga
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@AsherNapier
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@chukwu__ nah deep it bro- a multimillionaire heavyweight champion of the world. Blessed with height, athleticism and fame. But it still wasn’t enough? You must also take the meat from my own plate ???? Thats the type of Greed you only read about in the bible
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@AsherNapier
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6 years
@skitzKIGfamily Imagine taking your shirt off to get knocked out on snapchat by the guy who was clapping your cheeks LOOOOOOOOOOOOL it’s too much for one narrative
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@AsherNapier
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5 years
@LoveSarae I once privately sent my boy a VN to get the group to allow it because they were going in on how long my neck was. 2 minutes didn’t go by before he flung it into the group saying “we got the Giraffe on the ropes”
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@AsherNapier
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6 years
@ressiej_ @KiiingSha This baby even has a twin sister - but they don’t build statues for Female Footballers so Ronaldo only speaks to her during international breaks
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@AsherNapier
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7 years
@MrLordsEnts It’s disgraceful that you man can’t be can’t be supportive of *ifshesbuffbringmeinDMmeG* the fact that this girl has found true love and happiness
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@AsherNapier
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5 years
Couple man mistimed their Afronation trims and got it done too early. Now on day 3 of the festival babes will be asking if you’re staff. Well done.
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@AsherNapier
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6 years
@Shannon__od Do you ever read a tweet and think “Yup. This will be a thread” ?
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@AsherNapier
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5 years
@OffsetYRN @KiiingSha Did he just misspell “misspell” in a tweet where he was apologised for misspelling? This man is playing 3D chess with Irony. Shakespeare could never
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@AsherNapier
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1 year
@LickshotLippy Look at the bread she used - she was even pissed at him for doing this crap again 😂😂😂😂
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@AsherNapier
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11 months
It kills me. You think Isaiah was talking to that state founded in 1947???
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@AsherNapier
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7 years
@no_cut_card Once splashed my Rent money to spoil my WCW I was SO convinced that I nailed the date that when she finally text me later that night I told my boy to read it out for the whole house. It said “I think we can both agree there’s no attraction here”
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@AsherNapier
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5 years
@Slytherinnn @KiiingSha @HeFromLA @AmarisJessica_ Top 5 tweet😭😭😭. It starts bad and gets worse
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@AsherNapier
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@KiiingSha I never understood institutional rascism until pippa Middleton won “rear of the year”
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6 years
@Chyna_Williams @AlmightyDosa Some of us are trying to quietly take a seat at the back of the BeyHive... why are you screaming??
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@MayaJama Somewhere in south Stormzy is Freezing right now
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@QuickTempaa @ChudeObuaya “The lannisters send their regards”
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@AsherNapier
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5 years
@casiodelis @KiiingSha @tvrtlx @amylorii Where does this stereotype even come from 😭😭😭😭😭
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@AsherNapier
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5 years
@CherryCocoLDN @ChudeObuaya Whatever they charged your boy with he was unequivocally guilty. Only a true criminal would spell chauffeur like this
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@AsherNapier
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6 years
@yungjack97 @EsteeCarmo Whoever you’re tweeting about is pregnant bro.
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@AsherNapier
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6 years
@lilnig666 Because he was broke.
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@AsherNapier
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5 years
@MikeChec1Two LOOL but why did Monzo drop it on your head like one Yoruba mum 😂😂😂
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@AsherNapier
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2 years
DKM - Him and his boy in the car like this
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@AsherNapier
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6 years
@Lottie_Lamour Damn. Is the Horse ok?
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@AsherNapier
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6 years
@iGitz_ If it didn’t have meat in it, then I’ve still not eaten.
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@AsherNapier
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5 years
Been quietly using @LateefSaka skincare routine and this week my colleague had a sex dream about me, my female friend moved me and some guy shot his shot at me. All while my WCW left me on read. I will be going back to creaming my face with body lotion.
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@AsherNapier
The Notorious One
5 years
@MarilynMill_ Black peoples couldn’t band together to defeat Institutional racism, diabetes or Bkchat - but simple Afronation Accommodation and you people have assembled like Thanos will be there. Shameful. See you out there though !
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@AsherNapier
The Notorious One
2 years
We need men to start bottling things up again - because this took a toll on my mental health as a listener
@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
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Rapper Maino says he likes to roleplay as a runaway slave with white women
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@AsherNapier
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6 years
@drakesbrother As a kid I thought deoderant was the reason for armpit hair. So I spent 6 months spraying my face with Lynx Africa to pre-activate my facial hair I’m convinced the toxins killed off any chance I ever had at a beard
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@AsherNapier
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@___tashaax When you get caught and she really is done with you this time
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@AsherNapier
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6 years
@Unkle_K I have avoided saying the word Advertisement out loud my entire adult life because I know my mum taught me that wrong
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@AsherNapier
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5 years
@Vanessssaxo @ambss_h Mothers 🤝 Putting your business out in the streets
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@AsherNapier
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6 years
J Hus must be watching this with the same fury Christ had when he came back and found al his disciples asleep in that Garden
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@AsherNapier
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7 years
@Danielmyates Deal of the century ??? I’ve seen my Aunty negotiate 24KG of ijebu Garri to £10... Dream bigger my brother.
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@AsherNapier
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5 years
@thronesfacts Nah I’m sorry this doesn’t save it, guys.
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@AsherNapier
The Notorious One
2 years
I wouldn’t even tell myself this information.
@kd9_3
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2 years
Six weeks ago this girl & I decided dating wasn’t working and broke up. I went to see my older cousin (35) at his place and when I walked in I saw my alma mater t-shirt on his couch. She then walked out of his room and said “I’ve been waiting on dick like that for months”.
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@AsherNapier
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6 years
@mayasauce @itschellexo I’m already this petty. Heavenly Father just give me the resources
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@AsherNapier
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3 years
I can’t believe Barclays is watching me spend money like I have 24hrs left to live and they haven’t intervened ?????????
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5 years
@Unkle_K It’s because their hearts are too pure for Racism.
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@AsherNapier
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5 years
@aebxo The Tethered
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5 years
@98Toks @riannalondon_ Now Mo Gilligan has to cancel tour dates from his hospital bed, praying for a speedy recovery because he got onto one spicy rappers dodgy hairline
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5 years
@1anayy She just hasn’t found his gc yet. Give it time.
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@AsherNapier
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6 years
@JabbarLewis Be inspired but not encouraged. That don’t work this side of the Atlantic. Also you’re not Will Smith Have a blessed day
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@AsherNapier
The Notorious One
6 years
Any man who doesn’t feel like he’s punching in a relationship will disgrace you fantastically
@_tashanellie
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I’m a relationship would you rather be punching above your weight or the other person be punching? 👀
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@AsherNapier
The Notorious One
6 years
@MickzWrites I used to think the test for genuine leather was the same for money. So I used to set fire to notes my uncles gave me and would laugh that they couldn’t afford to give me real money when it burnt... That’s also not the test for genuine leather 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️
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The Notorious One
5 years
@Natty_RNS @ajibolajosiah I don’t even watch the show and I’m here laffin. At what ? I don’t know
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@AsherNapier
The Notorious One
2 years
This is how people get jinsled. Generally speaking guys who spend a lot of money on girls aren’t particularly generous. They just have a lot of money. Same with broke guys being attentive. Guys are usually generous with things they have in abundance. It really don’t mean much.
@folatianacici
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I find it interesting when y’all act as if monetary acts of generosity are not an indication of character traits and personality.
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@AsherNapier
The Notorious One
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@PreciousGNSD “Lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others. Revoke it”
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@AsherNapier
The Notorious One
2 years
@PreciousGNSD I didn’t even do this much, I just started praying harder for the downfall of others.
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@AsherNapier
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6 years
@dj_tomiwa @RealBoasy But then you people ask why I am the way I am... because I have suffered 😂
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@AsherNapier
The Notorious One
5 years
@kai_maack @BujuBantzz This was back when I was like 21. I just felt the same anger as a Nigerian parent watching their kid fail a math question. “If a nigga is born in 1994... how old will he be in 2016??? it can’t be 27!!”
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@AsherNapier
The Notorious One
6 years
@roshtweets_ I’m sorry this makes it funnier... so instead of her to tell him to delete Snap, she lambasted her credit ? Sksksksskkskks! For lOvE?
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@AsherNapier
The Notorious One
4 years
A man whose in seperate conversations as the greatest: Goalscorer Passer Dribbler Playmaker Who spent 15 years doing the unimaginable on the pitch. Messi’s the greatest and it’s not a conversation.
@_NOMICS
#DISUNOMICS
4 years
Messi will score as much or outscore ronaldo Whilst being the best play maker in the world by a distance? Literally running cirlces round people slipping man through with mad passes? Be serious. Messi is the greatest ever by a million miles
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@AsherNapier
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7 years
@tayyabLDN So this is what y’all thought was missing from the Nike ad? Pathetic
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@AsherNapier
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7 years
@abberella @owilliams__ @manlikedami @sam_aluko1 Choir leader: lick down an opp then beat his wife call man king David ! Double edged sword in the pouch, so you know the gang ain’t nothing to play with! Congregation: SKUDUDUDU!!
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@AsherNapier
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6 years
@uniquegalore Lol is that Not3s?
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5 years
@petitetweeter_ Tough day for Stallions. This must be how The North felt when they made Jon Snow King and he traded it for dragon cheeks.
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@AsherNapier
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6 years
@youngchopbeatz @KiiingSha Bro, this is one of the worst wrists I’ve ever seen
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@AsherNapier
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2 years
@txadel_ I think Logan had just decimated him in front of Shiv by saying he was beneath her, so he had to squeeze someone else. LOL shame drove him to pick this fight.
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@AsherNapier
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4 years
In hindsight - 2020 had its moments 🙏🏾
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@ReuelLDN @farafeena FAM - I used to write some fantastical lies against my dad from the backseat of his Benz😂😩
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@AsherNapier
The Notorious One
6 years
@TheDeniVal Don’t get me wrong we should. But there’s nothing in this video that justifies your tweet. At all.
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The Notorious One
4 years
If there’s one thing men are very good at in this life. It is unprovocated disgrace
@AugustAlsina
August Alsina
4 years
U absolutely right.I was NEVER ur man. 🤨You could possibly never shortie. It seems u mad u got curved, but ur “friends” r the reason 4 that.Dey showed me an endless thread of txt/pics of me dat u sent, wrry’d abt who i date &BEGGED me 2 not further disturb ur mental instability.
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6 years
@Unkle_K “And I would’ve gotten away with it to if it wasn’t for you Meddling Kids” - Offset 2018
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The Notorious One
3 years
I need her to double down. Just tweet “If you lot had this energy for stacking bread we wouldn’t even be having this conversation. ❤️”
@Habibakatsha
Habibakatsha
3 years
Do we think MM will respond to the back-clash or ignore it?
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@AsherNapier
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@jlaplusbelle Blood of Jesus
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@sairasameerarao @KiiingSha “ I didn’t come here to be reminded about slaves” - A white woman on a Plantation Tour
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@AsherNapier
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4 years
@Sebby_LO Who is making these 😭😭😭
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5 years
@Unkle_K Danny’s descent into becoming the Mad Queen isn’t bad - it just happened too fast. They shegged themselves with the 6 episode deadline.
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@AsherNapier
The Notorious One
4 years
My firm explaining to me that it doesn’t matter what the PM said. I’m paid to be IN the office. Period.
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@cnni
CNN International
4 years
JUST IN: UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson advises people to avoid all unnecessary social contact, urging people to work from home and asking them to avoid pubs, clubs and theaters
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@AsherNapier
The Notorious One
5 years
Ngl God did most of the heavy lifting. I just have to buy nice shirts
@BlagapeUK
Blagapé
5 years
Do you do things to yourself to make yourself more attractive to the opposite sex? Be honest.
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The Notorious One
4 years
My wife look me in my eyes to tell me she needed another man because hasn’t felt good in a long time ??? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOillkillusbothOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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@txadel_ Initially thought it was Roman because of his level of arrested development. But looked into it and apparently that’s why Logan calls her Pinky. She’s the 4th and the baby.
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The Notorious One
5 years
I can’t believe I prayed for your freedom. I have nephews and nieces I don’t pray for. But for you...I prayed. it’s my God you will answer to J hus
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@AsherNapier
The Notorious One
5 years
When Tomiwa said he wanted to close his wedding with a Freestyle dedicated to his new bride all I could think about was this tweet
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@salimeast @morola_ They’re not mates at ALL!!!
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@AsherNapier
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6 years
@cxrnelius1 @uniquegalore The peace of knowing that no one will be cOmInG tO tHeM aS a WoMan
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@_BabyNefertiti_ Damn- It was me back then to. My mother’s regime is unshakable.
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6 years
@Nath_S__ @KiiingSha Just stare at the car like “You’d better not miss, Pussyio”
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@AsherNapier
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6 years
@T3M1_ The TL changed after Eden hazard put on those pum pum shorts
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5 years
@justcallmeBABA Loool my start date is August 19. Let me draft this resignation letter fast fast
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5 years
@TRISTONANDRE_ Do you know how dedicated you’ve gotta be to make 21K look like £35,000? You’ll be eating ketchup for lunch 3-4 times a week
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@AsherNapier
The Notorious One
6 years
@ChantelSophiaxo Those fools thought it was a sprint and peaked too early. Hahahaha Now the rest of us are fine AND funny. God is great
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@AsherNapier
The Notorious One
6 years
At a law firm today a black lawyer shook my hand then DABBED. We now live in a world of black on black micro-aggressions. I’m spun😂😂😂😂
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@AsherNapier
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6 years
The Daily Mail waiting for Raheem to take his penalty
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@respawnedtarga1 Niggas want a communist dating pool? They should be ashamed
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@AsherNapier
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6 years
@TIONWAYNE @__PreciousXo Even if he was Scottish - We won years ago.
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5 years
@mxmsworld @Unkle_K She didn’t even need to explain herself, yet she did and still nailed it. This is it.
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6 years
@sulibreaks But Why.. was his accent Italian when he said it the last time 😂😂
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@AsherNapier
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6 years
@beans1million @MechiOnu @manlikedami - an opp is an opp... anybody can get it
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@AsherNapier
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4 years
Greece is agreeing with me
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@AsherNapier
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6 years
@gregperkinss @Rhemdawg Call who a What?? Not my king... but yeah it’s a wrap for Captain Coloniser though
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@AsherNapier
The Notorious One
5 years
The year I received a card with £50 cash inside that I then spent paying for us both at my bday dinner is the year I threw out my expectations of women when it comes to gifts.
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@AsherNapier
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6 years
They should’ve let Rapman direct Power !
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