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3 months

This boy has finished me 😭 after making me fall in love, just to find out it's not even up to 4 inches😭 I am finished, and I am already in love 😭

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2 months

How do you calculate 56+29 in your head without a calculator? Indulge me please, I am trying to check something

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2 months

I love a partner that tries. That’s all you gotta do fr. Your effort speaks louder than anything

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3 months

@William50848585 In this case, it is

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20 days

Breaking News!!! President Bola Ahmed Tinubu GCFR announces new minister for petroleum resources Prof. Unago Trek Taya Read the name again, slowly

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5 months

To those ladies who didn't enjoy their Dad 😢😓😢 May God replace him with a good and caring partner

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3 months

@meggiebangz We were trying to get to know each other

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2 months

@Kcapris9 This is exactly how i calculate it

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3 months

@_DuroJaiyeJnr How can I do that

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3 months

@Paulechidi 4 inches hard

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3 months

@claudieseyes I have cried enough yesterday, it is time to make a decision now

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3 months

My biggest flex is the way I cut people off. I don't care how much love I have for you, it's not ever going to be stronger than my love for me. I had a life before I met you and I was doing fine! My ability to stand on what I say and choose myself is a top-tier personality trait

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3 months

@BhanksI There are things you can not manage oo

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3 months

@bagboylammy I don't know 😔

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2 months

@lade_martins00 This is similar to my calculation

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2 months

@btschartsdailyc As they should! it is so disappointing that a "Newsroom" could not confirm its source before posting and airing articles. Is this the future of journalism?

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5 months

How do you stay positive when you're at your your lowest? I need tips

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1 month

@Chrisllionaire_ If my friends do this to me, I will get my revenge, I will take time to plan my revenge even if it takes years

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3 months

@OfficialTbomb I want a 6 inch minimum

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@WittyLevi Money no dey, i understand

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3 months

@theallfather_0 Vagina wey he never even try🙄😂

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3 months

@instablog9ja Good! she should learn to accept defeat, she made the wrong choice and tried to force it down our necks. we are holding her responsible, she is now playing the victim

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5 months

Do you guys believe being friends first will make the relationship last longer?

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3 months

@de_current_one It is part of the person oo

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4 months

You’re on a 10 hour road trip. You can only listen to 1 music artist, who’s it gonna be?

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2 months

@yabaleftonline When I saw the post, I was just wondering about her thought process. it's an oil servicing company so it's a corporate job the least she could do was remove her leg chain and piercings until she got home

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2 months

To the single people of twitter, why are you single?

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2 months

@PopBase Simone Billes - Gold🥇 Rebecca Andrade - Silver 🥈 Jade Carey - Bronze🥉

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3 months

@gemmara__ @claudieseyes i already did, i just can't do it

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6 months

Dear men, big breasts is not everything. Show small breasts some love too

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2 months

@OmahRico We plenty😂 my method of calculation is confusing but accurate

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@Saafgram Go warm eba

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4 months

@comfortfajugba1 That's messed up but I would probably not block her, I would just reciprocate the energy she give. I am actually known for that, where they no call me I no dey go there, the energy I have has to be matched or I match your own

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@0layeancah That how i do it

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2 months

@OfficiaManager1 Reptiles as a whole..... like why do they exist

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2 months

Why do relationships fail more often these days?

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1 month

@Gb3miro What is "Bathong"😂

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@Mono_Thonney you go stand for bus stop tire before you finally see taxi

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2 months

I literally don't know how to hide when I'm annoyed, you will see it all over my face, it's like my face has subtitles

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3 months

@itswizzywize Bruh you get!!

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10 days

The withdrawals that come with no longer speaking to a person you spoke to every single day<<<<<<

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2 months

@belikebaddy Breaking New!!! President Bola Ahmed Tinubu is de @d . In other news, the fuel subsidy has been returned and naira has appreciated to N500 per dollar Just kidding😂

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2 months

@MensahEstherOmo Jesus! No nah😂

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3 months

Halfway through the weekend 💪

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2 months

What is the smallest inconvenience that can ruin your entire day?

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29 days

They're getting distant with you because they’re getting close with someone else

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3 months

Finally I am verified and eligible for ad revenue sharing, I am so excited!!

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3 months

@AdebowaleMose19 When it is less than 4 inches, yes!

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@instablog9ja They look contented, and that's the goal in life

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2 months

I think we should normalize lying to nosy colleagues who ask too much about our personal life

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@qupiid_ I usually separate the even numbers from the odd ones

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3 months

@nmaababyy68195 I made a big mistake 😭 how do people say no sex before marriage 🤔

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1 month

@Just_Oma_ It shouldn't. We should learn from what is happening in america, it would be 100x worst in Nigeria

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1 month

@Amy_beke No be small frewing , it looks like large cockroach😂

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3 months

@ThatPhilosopat I don't even know you😂😂

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2 months

Stop smiling at you phone!!! Highest one month that talking stage will end and you will go back to being strangers again! Rubbish!!!🙄

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2 months

What is the one sound you absolutely hate to hear ?

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3 months

Busy days are the best for me, you may be tired but at least you're not overthinking and sad all day

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1 month

@SirDavidBent They should hold their AIDS please we are not playing that kind game

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2 months

Why does asking for the money you borrowed someone feel like a crime? It's my money I want it back but why do I feel guilty asking for it

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2 months

@PopBase Simone Billes - Gold🥇 Rebecca Andrade - Silver 🥈 Jade Carey - Bronze 🥉

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3 months

If they wanted you, they wouldn’t go hours without communicating

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3 months

@dammiedammie35 It's so sad that most people work so hard but never make it. my greatest fear is trying so hard just to end up with nothing, that might actually K!ll me

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1 month

Women have periods, what freak of nature do men have?

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14 days

Nobody talks about how scary it is to finally get treated right, I might fumble the whole thing cos I don't know how to take that kind of love

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2 months

@instablog9ja Money wey no go reach masses hand. This money will go to a selected few and it just shows how greedy we are in this country

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2 months

My mother always says "Hausas are the best people to live with, until religion comes in" three generations of my family lived with them for 30+ years and when a religious crisis rose, they burnt down our house like it meant NOTHING! I will never forget how we ran out of the

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2 months

Elon I see your hand oo!! Thank you to my honourable mutuals for always engaging me, Una own no go spoil

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3 months

@bby_shuga1 We haven't gotten there yet, he is still doing romance now that I know what is there, the romance no sweet again 😭

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3 months

How do some people do certain things? Like they have zero fear! What if that water carries him away

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3 months

I’m at the age where checking Gmail is part of my morning social media routine, I don't know how to process that

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1 month

I think it's safe to say every girl looks good in this, right?

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2 months

Women who like to hear men moan are sick. Me:

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3 months

People are gonna treat you exactly how they feel about you, you can be blind if you want to though.

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3 months

@Cocomi_jane Anambra people dey enjoy oo, see baby food 🙂

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14 days

May his d!ck reduce everytime he looks at another girl, Amen

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1 month

When he's the type to say "i'll ask my girl" not bc he's a"simp" or he's scared of me but because my opinion matters >>>>>

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20 days

@wahalaMann How we go do na, transport fare has tripled in the last one year

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2 months

How do people eat without watching something? I would be so bored and the food would be tasteless, especially when eating alone

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3 months

@Gboye_Rave Yes! Almost all the times I've ended things it's because my energy wasn't being reciprocated

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Ashandy

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2 months

You deserve a partner who can’t wait to talk to you, spend time with you, get to know you, and fall in love with you. Please stop settling for half-hearted, lukewarm, hesitant, and indecisive people. It’s so much better to be alone than to be with someone that makes you feel

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2 months

Starting this new week with a positive attitude and maybe I will smile by Friday