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i’ll never forget the time i started dating this girl and found out she loved s1 true detective. i couldn’t wait to talk about all the different stylistic and philosophical elements. then she blurts out “i would totally let rust cohle and marty hart double penetrate me...”

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I just tried therapy for the first time and, I shit you not, I get 20 minutes in and bro says, “woah, that's a lot, let me refer you to someone else.”

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@credenzaclear2 midcentury modern

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there’s a 6th secret love language where a girl holds a vibrator to your balls while she blows you

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Who wants to help me build BibleGPT

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this image is like mouthwash for the brain it doesn’t matter what your day has been like—you see this and everything resets

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@growing_daniel @ShitpostGate what’s going on over in japan man

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@growing_daniel i know. i sent it to her

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i was in a hometown bar last night on christmas, catching up with an old friend, when this guy thought i wanted to fight him. i actually thought he was joking around at first, so i made a smart comment back before noticing the look in his eyes. i bought him a beer because i

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2 years

Posting this for posterity

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If there were a pill that would increase your focus by 100% but shrink your dick by 50%, would you take it?

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@growing_daniel i’ve never watched tucker but after this i may have to start. who are these writers? this is beethoven's 9th symphony of right wing television

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you don’t really hear people in tpot saying inshallah anymore

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@growing_daniel ya, the reason is definitely utilitarian

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this man’s diet is one of the most remarkable things i’ve witnessed

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Enjoying mashed cauliflower with canned calamari

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i thought a 350 bench press would make me happy. but, alas, i feel nothing. only 405 can save me.

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@BecomingCritter @mimi10v3 depends on what kind of construction work we’re talking about, but with concrete workers (family members did this) i’ve seen a fair number that burn out, get or have substance abuse issues, and die relatively early

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if anyone needs me, i have some reading to catch up on

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@ampol_moment people didn’t recognize this was actually a fine/good quality in a candidate

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no… i shouldn’t… unless? …no i can’t

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@growing_daniel oh i can imagine

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@allgarbled lmao, open-sourceoors in shambles

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parking in this town on mushrooms is impossible

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@0xgaut @MrUgleh top right quadrant perspective is bugging me—can you tweak that?

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@skooookum you’re edging to yourself again aren’t you 😌

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@growing_daniel it’s the guy equivalent of the live-laugh-love aesthetic (my money would be on the upstairs being covered in those signs)

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@EmericanAconomy ironically she didn’t spit

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just ate some mushrooms, daniel meetup here i come

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@varunramg @lndian_Bronson she looney my tune til i pepé le pew

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@tekbog jesus, he’s literally me when i’m alone

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this is what happens when you push changes in the simulation directly to prod

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Kanye West: "I love Jewish people, but I also love Nazis."

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@losslandscape will you shut the fuck up?

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@samswoora 750mg of wat?

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I just accepted an offer from Elon Musk for his new OpenAI competitor. I'll be in charge of fine tuning the anti-woke LLM on a corpus of FBI crime statistics

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@growing_daniel i’m voting newsom. if i have have my streets plastered with homeless people, so should the rest of the country.

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@cartoon_magoo Lmao, new goal unlocked. I've never done therapy before so I assume this is how you play it

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@skooookum oua husbandt, you grot dustracted by my inner thigh while driving and now we are die

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do i piss in this or wash my hands?

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mfw AI takes my software engineering job

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in final form american gov’t--our not so distant perfect future--we will all work for the irs. with 100 percent of our income coming from the irs, there will be nowhere to shelter it. we will spend our blissful days auditing each other and wonder how we ever lived differently

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Dems Poised To Make IRS Larger Than Pentagon, State Department, FBI, and Border Patrol Combined

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i ordered two cheese steaks from fat cheesesteak on uber eats at 2 am last night and these are the napkins they gave me

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2 years

don’t ask where the bill gates artificial breast milk is coming from

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i should do fewer drugs

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i should do drugs

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deleting posts is literally the best thing ever and the best part? once you delete them, they’re gone from the universe, without any possible trace that they ever existed you can post anything you want and then just delete it and no one will ever remember

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@TPostMillennial there’s techno music blaring during this. what world do we live in

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2 years

white pill on inflation is that it’s going to be harder for shop lifters in sf to stay under the $950 limit

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@squirtle_says sorry to hear that brother

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every guy i know unsecretly thinks they’re rust cohle and i love that for them

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if ya’ll like this, boy do i have some more content i could share

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Leonardo DiCaprio should be allowed to date 16-year-olds

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@samswoora resource allocation justification

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shutting down the drone girlfriend product line, for reasons

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you’ll never guess where i am

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2 years

1st dentist appointment in 6 years and no cavities. suck it liberals

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@GarrettPetersen she only has a main. and would literally kill me.

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@extantonceagain i think we just had sex instead

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@lishiyori she wanted me to hold a gun to her head during sex 🤦‍♂️

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this is what the liberals took from us

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2 years

Just saw a guy wearing a shirt that said skim milk. Embarrassing. If I'm going to wear a milk shirt, it's going to say whole milk.

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9 months

these things were pure magic and i never want to know how they actually worked

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i find it hard to take any professionally successful straight man seriously who isn’t regularly having gay sex to confirm they still don’t like it reveals a complete lack of judgement and understanding of the purpose of life itself

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if you come over and i’m cooking this, you should know you’re about to be seduced

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@growing_daniel holy shit, project doritos really outdid themselves on this one

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you think ted bundy ever lost his passion and was like “damn, my heart’s not in this anymore?” think about that in your next B2B SAAS startup

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@dissproportion You're saying it's bigger than adderall... They've put penis shrinking technology into all the drugs?

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it’s called a boy dinner

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on a long enough timeline, we all end up in the pod

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white people always seem more obviously autistic than asian people to me

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@Grant_MS27 Just running around, super distractable, with an absurd log 🤔 we need our best scientists on this

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they haven’t made another man like this since march 17th 1951

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taylor lorenz is literally monkeypox

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Taylor Lorenz is like if Long COVID was a person

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> be me > meet the most incredible girl > so beautiful > she has drone husband > go home and cry myself to sleep

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please don’t

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just went through some photos and feelin’ some dad appreciation (him and i then vs now)

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@ESYudkowsky is this gf in the room with us right now?

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Sergey requested a review on some code today... Shit is getting real

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@sk_sweezy @telmudic i think it’s because terrain recognition has strong evolutionary advantages

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@tekbog “implementing this feature goes against everything i know to be right and true”

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i’m basking in the sweet serenity of having zero dating app profiles and zero dating apps installed on my phone sheer bliss

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achieved a new personal record today. sf to mt view in 26 mins.

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@creatine_cycle you didn’t say whether the correlation was positive or negative 😬

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Google to rename Google Brain division as Google Brain Drain

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@creatine_cycle pretty good idea honestly

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i feel like it’s not just me. the horniness on the timeline is increasing

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@growing_daniel i should move to japan

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yo did anyone see god rapture the gays out of sf last night?

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@samswoora scarcity is unnecessary for a skew in the distribution of resources

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i thought it was insane the first time i saw one of these but now i couldn’t imagine doing my dishes anywhere else

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unfortunately many girls have significantly harmed their aesthetic with fake boobs. and hearing girls want to modify their small but basically perfect boobs makes me want to scream. even in the rare cases they look better, the experience touching them is incredibly distracting