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@Arsenik_Lahk

4 years

You either die as semen in a condom or live long enough to become Kunal kamra

Kunal Kamra

@kunalkamra88

4 years

You either retire a Dhoni or live long enough to see yourself become LK Advani... 🙏🙏🙏

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Generational

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3 years

Ravichandran Ashwin overtakes Harbhajan Singh in the wicket-takers list in Test cricket.

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Your uncle had cholesterol and yet he terrorised bowlers 😭😭😭😭

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"To try hitting sixes, we may have to start eating more protein instead of carbs ..." - Imam ul Haq

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@YUVSTRONG12 @anilkumble1074 @harbhajan_singh @akshar2026 @ashwinravi99 @ImIshant 14(21) Not sure if that’s good for T20 cricket !If @SureshRaina @RayuduAmbati batted on that kind of wickets they would be sitting on 45(21) and 38(21)?🤔However congratulations to 🇱🇰 what a spell! @lasithmalinga congratulations @mahelajayaward5 @Kumarsangakkat1

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Mahatma Gandhi - A Netflix original

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English football before SAF and Wenger

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Supports 5 clubs, better change your name to draupADI @AfcAdi

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@fcbsiaaaa Heard Steve Smith wipes his arse with sandpaper

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@_sakalinho @ltarsenal @standardsport Arsenal won't use this app since it contains in app purchases

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Manchester United tactics vs sevilla

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😭😭😭😭💀💀

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someone said benzema is sextape soldado😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@AK_3187 Pampered 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Managers who Ronaldo worked under during 2004-present SAF, Pellegrini, Mou, Ancelotti, Benitez, Zidane, Allegri, Sarri and OGS Managers who Messi worked under during 2004-present Rijkaard, Pep, Tito Vilanova, Gerardo Martino, Enrique, Valverde, Setien, Koeman and Pochettino

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This bruddah Arsenal filled in his head instead of braincells

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Arsenal fans talk more about Manchester United than their own club. 😊

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Robbie and Troopz gassed up for Ram Mandir szn

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@SHIKU_7777777 @RishiReformed

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ICT fans: Vihari spot in danger Vihari

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Coming from a person whose country map comes free with india map

𝐓 𝐇 𝐀 𝐋 𝐀 𝐈 𝐕 𝐀 𝐀

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sri lanka c team finishing indian b team

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Churag on his suhagraat, when he gets a notification of a girl uploading her wedding photo on twitter, he quotes it forgetting the fact that the girl he quoted is his wife

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Managers who Ronaldo worked under during 2004-present SAF, Pellegrini, Mou, Ancelotti, Benitez, Zidane, Allegri, Sarri and OGS Managers who Messi worked under during 2004-present Rijkaard, Pep, Tito Vilanova, Gerardo Martino, Enrique, Valverde, Setien, Koeman and Pochettino

GOAL India

@Goal_India

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We feel for you Cristiano 😢 #CristianoRonaldo

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1 year for this

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Action. Reaction

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@Arsenik_Lahk

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Throw some IPL cash and they'd play in Hitler's gas chamber too

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@Arsenik_Lahk

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Put vaccine in Steve Smith's arse entire IAH will be vaccinated

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Arteta to Pep today

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Xhaka fans are those who measure their dicks with a ruler and calculate force and velocity required for an orgasm

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@XhakaXtra

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Most passes into the final 1/3 (PL 20/21): 1. Rodri (84) 2. Granit Xhaka (73) 3. Pierre Højbjerg (70) 4. Bruno Fernandes (69) 5. Jordan Henderson (68) These are forward passes from outside the final 1/3 that are completed inside it. Is Xhaka disproving the sideways narrative?

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Congratulations Max Veerappan

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Jos Buttler downfall started from here 😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣

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😭😭😭

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Why’s Ozil getting gassed? It was a pre assist 💀 It’s like praising the cashier for giving out the condom to have sex

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@OzilThings

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ÖZIL PRE ASSIST

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Bernd Leno on 17th vs Manchester City

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@anubhav__tweets Not only that

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This is why you'll never play kabaddi with your wife

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Ratioed this ape btw

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Angry Rantman masterclass tonight🥰🥰

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@Arsenik_Lahk

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Why did you delete this pal

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Someone just tweeted and then deleted that why Greenwood's Girlfriend didn't unfollow Greenwood on some social media😭😭 Priorities of this generation ☠️☠️

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@Arsenik_Lahk

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Harpic Dandiya better than Dhoni??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@mufaddal_vohra

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Hardik Pandya said, "losing is good sometimes, it teaches you".

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Aunty wipe your tears with sandpaper

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England leaked tactics for #EURO2020

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@England

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Your #ThreeLions squad for #EURO2020 !

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Martial to shots on target

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Abe saale

Kapil Mishra

@KapilMishra_IND

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Captions please

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Messi paying tribute to Theo Walcott by recreating the goal Walcott scored against Newcastle in 2012-13 season home match

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Top 10 easily

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Someone called Manchester City vs Real Madrid as Takla Derby

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I thought 3-3-4 was the peak of stupidity until I saw KL Rahul and Rishabh Pant in an all time greatest xi

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I have a joke on Baba's ex, but Shivang may steal it

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. @ashwinravi99 walking into the CSK dressing room

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@Muneeb_08 @randhawamufc Yes bro, especially Ronaldo ain't copying this in his lifetime

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Arsenal with. Arsenal with Sanghi and Nazi. Liberandu and katue

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Kohli instructed Siraj to throw his wicket to Ajaz Patel to ensure that Anil Kumble's record will be equalled (Source:TOI)

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Bruhh???

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@night_wiing

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Throwback to when King Himesh gave Deepika Padukon a career

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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Remember arsenal fans, we called Mustafi as the next Vidic, granite xhaka was called the solution to our midfield problems, tingu torreira was hyped as Cazorla×Kante hybrid, lacazette was hyped as the best striker since RVP

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Paul scholes if he was a dog

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Edgy BVB edits which appeared on my TL

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Please refund the 150+bus charge I paid for Dil dhadakne do

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@FarOutAkhtar

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After saying that you were making profit even at 150/vaccine, we will now be asked to pay the most of any country for it. Please explain why @SerumInstIndia

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@Arsenik_Lahk

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United is a glorified dustbin these days

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@UnitedNMB

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Arsenal is a stepping stone 😭

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Karan Mishra

@osafarnama

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your last saved image is your entire moral philosophy...

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Oli Gunnar Solskjaer

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@cesc4official You would have joined them if they were successful like barca, Bayern etc. Just like you ditched arsenal for Chelsea

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Gaand mein watermelon daal dunga bsdk

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I’m rooting for New Zealand in the ICC Test Championship Final because imagining 500 million Hindutva extremists being happy, even for a second, makes me miserable 😂

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Except when the foot is on the accelerator

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Hindu Sher Keshav Maharaj winning against Pakistan against anti national Chennai crowd Poetic

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Will never eat apples again

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No it is CROSS & inshALLAH

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@Urban_Chanakya

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Biggest threat to Hinduism and Hindus #conversion #missionaries #ricebag

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Daily reminder that kohli has more World Cups than MSN combined

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Umar Gul never recovered from this assault

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@DesiMourinho face reveal

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Someone Just called Angelo Mathews as LTTE Shivam Dubey😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Are you sure

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I'm lucky to have watched both Venugopal Rao and Ramesh Powar

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Those cars won't go straight???

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@BeiNg_FeisTy

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Ye kya bawasir bana diye ho be gUBER?

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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Honest Man (Modi's version)

@d9doncic

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Take off Upamechanic I've seen enough.

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338/4 = 84.5 338/4-158 = -73.5 Man doesn't know bodmas rule and gives lecture on cricket

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@daniel86cricket

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Pakistan's lead of 158 runs after 1st inns in Karachi Test was a tribute to India's 158 allout in Champions Trophy final 2017. (338/4-158=180). #Cricket

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@NishaRo45_ @pavankumarmsc9 Factually wrong LoL

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Venkatesh Iyer is Vijay Shankar with an MBA degree

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Put your treble, world cup and euro on the table

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Me who waited for lacazette to score an away goal

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One has already gone 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@YoMadarasiMunda

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One has to go

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Yeh Wembley ke bahar momo shop kholega

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@utdnischal

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Come on the Boys🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 It’s Coming Home🏆🔜 @England @MarcusRashford @LukeShaw23 @HarryMaguire93

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@BigUncleEnergy @Megamind_MP Jaake signal Mai taali maar

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If michu played IPL

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@Arsenik_Lahk

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Messi won 4 UCL and dominated La Liga with these managers but apparently the narrative is that he never took a real "challenge" throughout his career. Difference is that the goat delivers silently and the imposter complains

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@Arsenik_Lahk

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Kannada movies as football players and incidents @UnitedHKJ @Xhashank27 @BallinBukayo @supreeth28

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@Arsenik_Lahk

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Hence proved Modi ji ke jhaant ke baal = tere sir ke baal

Kunal Kamra

@kunalkamra88

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😂😂😂

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Yanited fans back in 2013

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@Arsenik_Lahk

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Linkedin gives me the insecurity that everyone is making the big bucks in their dream jobs, all are up-skilled every 6 months Instagram gives me the fear that all are living their lives, enjoying/travelling every month Twitter. I like. Everyone is just as miserable or worse

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@Arsenik_Lahk

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If Ashwin starts in the xi in the World Cup only TN will be happy, if Ashwin gets ruled out due to injury the nation will be happy

Ashwin 🇮🇳

@ashwinravi99

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Can't wait to see the Bangladesh v Oman game.If Bangladesh win,the whole country will be happy but if Oman does Cricket will be happy. #WT20

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@Arsenik_Lahk

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This one's for the Madrid fan base, Year 2020-21 recap, 1. Madrid wins "0" trophies 2. Zidane leaves 3. Ramos leaves 4. Luis Enrique selects no player from Madrid for Spain NT.

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😋😋😋😋