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@AretePhallic
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1 year
Your understanding of “physiognomy” is null. Monkey. Don’t ever countersignal Hitler’s best friend ever again.
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@AretePhallic
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1 year
Insane how Nietzsche raped 5000 years of Philosophy in just 5 paragraphs
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@AretePhallic
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4 months
Sexy man with television head smoking a cigar, television robot with muscles and a 3 piece suit, television head man with suit and muscles smoking cigar, non-chalant muscular robot who smokes in fancy chair with television head
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@AretePhallic
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4 months
I have masturbated extremely few times throughout my life, but when I did — it was to Hatsune Miku (with the Rabbit Hole costume). ...And most importantly, I will be voting for Donald Trump come November
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@AretePhallic
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2 years
I think the English language — as a whole — is being dumbed down to the point of retardation. Many concepts are losing their nuance and words are melting into one another — beauty and attractiveness being the case in point here. The number of synonyms is increasing.
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@AretePhallic
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“Mahabharata actually comes from Portuguese ‘amarra-barata,’ i.e. a person who ties cockroaches together” “That is NOT what it means. Read more books” “I can’t”
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@AretePhallic
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1 year
“There's a huge seal called 'impossibility' pasted all over this world — we are the only ones who can tear it off once and for all.” - Yukio Mishima
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@AretePhallic
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Why do normies feel the need to act like their completely healthy children are mentally impaired? Why don’t people just read Montaigne, the Illiad, etc to their kids? “Content for children” is an unabashedly evil anti-concept
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@AretePhallic
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10 months
This guy is facing prosecution for having consensual sex with a fertile girl. It is illegal to be heterosexual in the United States of America btw.
@ButtCrackSports
Buttcrack Sports
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Josh Giddey ain't beating the allegations...
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@AretePhallic
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2 years
“I masturbate to pictures of my younger-self. Daily. I never orgasm. As a result, I have very intense episodes of epididymal hypertension, which have caused the formation of a small lump on my right testicle. It looks like a small purple flower”
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@AretePhallic
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2 months
Masturbating to 2017 pictures of my female classmates
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@AretePhallic
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1 month
"My girlfriend wished me goodnight and I immediately opened up nhentai... on DuckDuckGo"
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@AretePhallic
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1 year
Me when I take Adderall to study for my Calculus III exam but spent the last 5 hours playing Chivalry II instead
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@AretePhallic
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2 years
“Please.. please don’t goon when I die” “…”
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@ShawnBaxterAZ
Almost There
2 years
So at 29yrs of sobriety my wife died of cancer. I became her care giver for the last year of her life. We met and married in AA. It wasn't always the best relationship but we hung in. A week before she died she woke up from a sound sleep and said "Please don't drink when I die"
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@AretePhallic
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“Good physiognomy is when I find a man attractive”
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@AretePhallic
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2 years
Giordano Bruno was a beacon of light in the world, a man of unusual and grandiose ideas. His execution single-handedly marked humanity’s descent into centuries of retardation
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@AretePhallic
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2 years
I think that Andrew Tate type “misogyny” is not actually real. Dominating women is exactly what they want you to do. Even rape threat jokes do not scratch the surface of this problem. The genius of BAP is that he dances where these “sigmas” crawl. He understands misogyny.
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@AretePhallic
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@CommonwealthNie I am not human
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@AretePhallic
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1 year
There was never a human with more pronounced occipital bun than Goebbels
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@AretePhallic
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1 year
Vantablack baboon. Never address me again.
@not_our_guy
Hitler Hated Christ
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@AretePhallic Goebbels was cringe
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@AretePhallic
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2 months
Unironically this is the main justification for letting underperforming students in. Abolishing the "college essay" should be a priority for American Meritocrats.
@year1ckology
Klarence ✊🏻🏌🏼🐕
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Admission based on quality of essay
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@torchean
Bladee Groyper
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Some brave patriot should make a pilgrimmage to Paraguay to see all of these in their full glory…
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@AretePhallic
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1 year
I want to be like him
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@AretePhallic
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1 year
Here you see exactly what I am talking about. No attempt is made to rebuke his point. It’s always personal attacks towards a dead man. “Nietzsche didn’t have le SEX! He should have fucked LE PUSSY! YUMMY YUMMY COZY COZY PUSSY”
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@WhoIsMattGalt
Matt Galt
1 year
the only person he was raping was himself, his whole "philosophy" was cope for being pole and incel
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@AretePhallic
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2 years
This inability to distinguish between sexual fitness and beauty is a product of “aesthetic accounts” conflating softcore pornography with actual aesthetics. This has been going on for at least 4 years now. Their small smooth-brains have been MKULTRA’d by Big Pussy.
@bronzeagemantis
Bronze Age Pervert
2 years
Encourage read replies; inability of quite a few posters to understand distinction between aesthetic appreciation and sexual impulse is weird. I don't mean disagree--they're constitutionally unable to understand the point. The beige Pharissification of the right.
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@AretePhallic
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2 years
Arno Breker will live forever in the machine, you will die from AIDS. How does that make you feel?
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@smidg3n
👻 Mike Myers (ON 🦋 NOW!!!) 👻
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Congrats on the “ai isn’t going to effect artists negatively” crowd for gaining another L that definitely effects artists negatively
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@AretePhallic
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1 year
“I — on the other hand (pun intended)— have been masturbating non-stop since this whole affair started… and I don’t even enjoy it anymore”
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@AretePhallic
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Ultimately the whole vocabulary will be reduced to “feel good” or “feel bad”. Humans will start bleating, grazing, and we’ll finally go down the evolutionary scale (this has already happened to other species)
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@AretePhallic
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3 months
We are going to do things to you that are mathematicaly impossible
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1 year
“Despite his attempts to rebuke Statistics, the author (male) of this post went on to become a statistic himself”
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@boreddeleuzian
Lacanian 🍷
1 year
@inherent_itgirl working on a Deleuzian rebuke/reversal of statistics that may, if it succeeds, lay to rest the nonsense of evopsych. it's kind of anti-Platonist (true Platonism??) though, so i don't know what you'll think of that. i'm curious, how would you argue against evopsych, theoretically?
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@AretePhallic
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1 year
I will always stand by the Bronze Age Pervert
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@AretePhallic
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2 years
“In order to fulfill my dream.. I must trample on the dreams of others” “…” “1.216 billion, to be exact”
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@AretePhallic
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Romeo and Juliet could never have been written today
@Localfascist2
Local Silver-shirt
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@aryan_neet Me thinks you've got some explaining to do. Even if it was a joke you are a grown man. You should not be telling a fucking pre-teen that you wanna rape and marry her. Some things are best left in the inceltwt groupchat.
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@AretePhallic
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10 months
Juridically, the crime of “pedophilia” is an absurdity. The crime of the “pedophile” has always been “rape.” But the two concepts were conflated to stop young man from having sex with young girls — and turn to older women instead. You are living in Aristophanes’ “Clouds”
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@AretePhallic
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A Lord.. A gemmer
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@Corey_Comper
Corey Comperatore
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@piersmorgan They'll get over it. The Japanese did.
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@AretePhallic
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He is praying to a Secret God
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@AretePhallic
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2 years
“All of Kanye West’s discography is trash”
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@AretePhallic
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"Third day into nofap... I am no longer struggling with self-confidence and can finally think using my own head"
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@AretePhallic
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"What is your major?"
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@AretePhallic
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9 months
Ever since I heard girls calling old people “cute” I have started to suspect this means something else in their idiom
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@AretePhallic
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10 months
“One year”
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@AretePhallic
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3 months
This image can singlehandedly destroy the Democratic Party of the United States of America
@ChiefTrumpster
Chief Trumpster
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Lmao there’s no way Biden didn’t even sign the letter 😭
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@AretePhallic
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1 year
I put coconut oil on my genitals and now there are half a dozen ants crawling around my hairy scrotum
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@AretePhallic
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3 months
We are going to do this to Churchill #LaegyrianMeritocracy #AccesionalEuroAmerica
@kalezelden
Kale Zelden
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Reading up on the Cadaver Synod. Imagine seeing this on live-streamed.
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@AretePhallic
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Look at the comments and you will see countless bugs feasting on the ruin of this young athlete. “The hatred directed against the good in body and spirit: the revolt of the ugly and botched souls against the beautiful, the proud, and the cheerful.”
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@AretePhallic
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Not even über-normie SnapchatAmericans are free anymore.
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@AretePhallic
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Bronze Age Mindset changed my life
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@AretePhallic
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@bronzeagemantis The chart has it backwards. It’s not that cancer cells “like” sugar and therefore use it for growth, but rather that they “need” it to restore themselves into a healthy state and therefore crave glicose.
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@AretePhallic
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1 year
May we never find comfort in women
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Imagine how utterly frustrating and demoralizing it would be for someone like Kant to have read this. To this day philosophers are utterly incapable of grappling with the first aphorisms of Beyond Good and Evil.
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@HenryVampire333
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Womans humanity is lost along with her virginity btw. After that she becomes a beast of burden like an ox or a mule.
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@AretePhallic
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Mfw a roastie lets me have le sexy inside her tight postmenarchal pussy (I am now able to be an eugenicist)
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@ScythMyth
𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢x❤️‍🔥
2 years
You haven't earned the right to even *consider* supporting Eugenics unless girls actually like you
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@AretePhallic
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1 year
There are people who think Bronze Age Mindset is indistinguishable from Might is Right
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@AretePhallic
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1 year
You go to bathroom. The stall is open... yet occupied. Stench of fertile Cybelean manure.. attacks your nostrils. “Mommy, I´m done”. He demands your assistance in great cleansing ritual. How do you respond?
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@AretePhallic
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We are a little evil
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@RichardBSpencer
Richard Spencer
3 months
Punching down is a bad look. This woman might very well be going through some personal struggles that sparked her nasty comment on Facebook. Beyond that, people like this aren’t really influencing the broader culture. There’s no point in attacking them beyond pure sadism.
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"You forgot to attach the Pombero image"
@Absolunar
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I need physical contact bros
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Normies want tranimalizable jobs
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@AretePhallic
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Paradox games are the reason why it is so easy for men our age to long for worlds that could have existed but don't. People above 30 cannot wrap their heads around world historical Conditional Hypotheticals
@NangaParbat1618
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Hermann Haken on society as the marketplace of metaphor.
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@AretePhallic
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I can think of nothing more valuable than silence. You find it almost nowhere. Every place is permeated by sound of some nature or other. Walking on silent streets is the most sublime and luxurious feeling I have ever experienced. I wish this World was empty.
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@AretePhallic
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Pombero, Jacy Terere, Mboi, Luiso.. I have them all — only you escape my grasp... my collection.. my dream
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@year1ckology
Klarence ✊🏻🏌🏼🐕
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AFPAC IV
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@AretePhallic
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@biocompound @RemilioCEO Women who are 35 to 39 years old are approximately 4.5 times more likely to have a child with Down syndrome compared with women in the 25 to 29 age group.
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@Crackromonium Renaissance Italy
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@grecoegyptian 3000 years in Samsara for posting this image
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@AretePhallic
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I watch horrible porn daily (the stuff that would make your skin crawl) and I am stronger, smarter, and more successful than you will ever be. You need prohibitions because you are an abortion of man, you are barely male. I am ontologically superior to you.
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@BeBelogosbe
BeBrave🎸
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@lporiginalg P0rn should be illegal.
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@AretePhallic
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This will be built. Nothing can stop it. It will build itself. It will take your hands and build itself.
@augureust
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Himmler had plans for an immense renovation project in the area surrounding Wewelsburg castle to create the "Center Of The World", a symbolic axis around which the New Order would turn. At its center would stand the original Schwarze Sonne laid in emerald marble
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@AretePhallic
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I had a dream I was going into Congress completely naked and smeared in coconut oil and I had a deadman switch attached to a nuclear bomb so that they were forced to look at my cock and could not call the troopers on me.
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Bromantane is 2-bromophenyl-1-amino adamantane. The drug belongs to the group of adamantanes, such as amantadine, memantine, and molecules known only in Russia (kemantane, adopronin, gludantane, midantane).
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@AretePhallic
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I will lay down my life for every paragraph in this text
@Jaccusepaper
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ATTENTION!
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@AretePhallic
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Unconditional Love
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@AretePhallic
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They say this man is a “pedophile”. What resemblance does he have with the figure people usually associate with a pedophile? Ugly, acne-ridden, obese, waiting for some unsuspecting girl to pass by so he can snatch her.
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2 years
True misogyny is calling random girls mommy. Farting loudly in elevators. Total Androcentric POWER
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"Inside its container, the Apricot summer redbull takes on the hue of blood"
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1 year
I had sex with my intern. Hail the Roman Catholic Church
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@AretePhallic
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Financially abuse your parents
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@AretePhallic
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Your parents will live to be 108 years old. You will never use your inheritance in any meaningful way #KTO
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"Honestly I think Solana is the future"
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"Only nofap can save western civilization"
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@AretePhallic
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2 years
Realistically speaking, how much would it cost me to have sex with your girlfriend? How much would I have to pay her to have sex with me if there was no risk she was ever exposed for her disloyalty?
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@AretePhallic
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1 year
After I read some Nietzsche most philosophers (Schopenhauer is the only exception that comes to mind) seem tedious and utterly ridiculous
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Compared to what could have been, the World we live in today is Africa
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@AretePhallic
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@FavelaOverlord I think that Zoomer “we go gym”/“villain-ark” culture is the embryo of something very interesting
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Men that have childlike dispositions, who carelessly take ideas to their logical conclusions irrespective of the consequences, make the best friends
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@Bernstein Hey Joe did you know that Sam Hyde made close to a million dollars in a single week? Crazy isn’t it? I’m glad you are still writing your pieces! Journalists like you are the bread and butter of this country
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@AretePhallic
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“My savings account is a 2 year short on IBM. Quantum computing will be crushed under the heel of a thousand Scott-Locklinities. The sky is already priced in”
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@amicus_univ The child in question
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@AretePhallic
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I ate 2 pounds of oyster because Sol Brah told me that’s how you get girls.. all I got was a boner and a brown liquid flowing down my pants and ankles.. at least Dali hails me from the grave
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@BloodOrgyGroyp We are 200 years (6 generations) behind. If the Chicago-World-Fairite Ford-Hitler (right) side of history had won, we would have endogenous production of trenbolone acetate and be living in Jupiter right now
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The subamarnites have been activated
@TheBrutalNature
NATURE IS BRUTAL
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"All there ever was, wasn't enough.. another piece of us is crushed under your heavy breathing"
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America is a country where being heterosexual is a crime
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@TorchTheEarth__ I once ended up in the hospital because I overworked my leg workout thinking about the 2nd Panzer Division at Khimki, just 10 miles away from Moscow
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The year is 2488, PeatWorld has successfuly created hyperneotonous women. Would you marry a loli if she was 34 years old? She is a virgin, never kissed, and is still pre-pubertal #FutureAmarnitePolemics
@T3MaxxiAlt
T3Uncoupled
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Judge a peater by the fruits he/she bears; daughters with the age of menarche at 18.
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De Gaulle was a decolonial proto-chungite touch-grasser. I’m honestly surprised he is not tranimalized more often.
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It is not at all uncommon for Indonesians to have pictures of Minions in the family shrine, near Jesus and Buddha
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@AretePhallic
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1 year
“Violently gooning to AI generated Kino of Momoka-chan from Idolmaster is actually not a sin. Dante talks about this.”
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@AretePhallic
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@psycho_racist “I uhmm committed a certain sin father.. it… is uhm a certain vice I have.. it’s.. like… before I go to sleep.. or in the shower — you know…”
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@JosephSciambra
Joseph Sciambra ☦
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@MrLottaHoes When I was gay, I had sex with over 1000 men. After Jesus Christ saved me from that life - 0.
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SubBloomberganites are going crazy because they don't know what an Earnings Report is They have not yet unlocked the College Finance 101 skill tree
@Aristos_Revenge
🏛 Aristophanes 🏛
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Oh dear
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