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Graduated from Starfleet Medical. Iceberg, onion, human. 🔞DNF

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Are you an adult tolerant of lewdness, cussing, generalized grumbling & many, many looks at Sephiroth's thick ass? Are you down with cooking, gardening, pet care & other details of homey life? Can you stomach occasional medical details & arguments with ijits? Then welcome aboard!
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@creatrixND @WrittenByHanna @bprosecouture If I recall right, her kids had asthma and she was a cancer survivor. Damn straight, every right to refuse.
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@ggggguillotine @Schubirds I'm sure they just let go halfway up the driveway, then drove the heck away from that dark magic like any reasonable person would do
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@BigBadReni I was walking to an evening class two minutes from my house when a classmate leaned out of her dad's car and offered me a ride. I politely turned them down and her father hollered out, "You're right, girl, don't take chances!" Never saw him again but A+ for no ego issues on it.
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@jamesster445 @CriticDel I can't fuss about which song did the deed, but I like her song more too. Has a mad hook and hit me in the feels
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@OhNoSheTwitnt @JLSigman This is a common enough part of the pattern. Along with, "If she'd just been nicer to him, he wouldn't have shot anybody."
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@danulmao Harassment, slander, loss of income, doxxing, needle cookies, suibaiting, & overall trashing fandom for fans & in the eyes of observers really does warrant stepping in and telling them their shit is unacceptable. They think it's a game but it's costing health, livelihood & lives.
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@butchjpeg @C0URT_JESTER Being able to search for content instead of being fed content is a basic life skill. You're gonna need it for college.
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@mithrayume Nope. Correcting kids' behavior IS the correct adult thing to do. Letting it pass unremarked is just going to lead those kids into danger and those adults potentially into legal trouble. Why you think minors should never ever be Spoken To is beyond me.
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@Copinghuman1 It's called CSEM, Child Sexual Exploitation Material, not 'child porn', because porn is consensual. Stop pretending to be such a moral activist when you can't even keep up with the language.
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@mpychu Still waiting for kids to figure out that GROWN life is about more than taxes and feeding kids.
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@spoekelser @fartlord98 @PerseusJackssn These rigid rules about what makes a good relationship do not apply in real life the way you think they do. They will not keep you safe.
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@TumbleCrow @darkmagedad420 @Mr_John_Oxley And they could seriously use it. A little more introspection and creativity, a little less expecting the world to entertain you. It's a life skill.
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But rly, it's so obvious that these canned insults from younger fans are projections of their own fears. "Pay your taxes" & "feed your kids" - fear of adult responsibility, which garden variety misogyny aside, they imagine as so burdensome there won't be time for anything else.
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Is 'fill out a job application' the new 'get some bitches'? You do realize that adults these days often fill those things out by the dozen, right? Need some help with yours?
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@branewurms To be fair, at 20 they can't have heard much
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@AnthropataMMAs @michaelharriot It'd be heck trying to get a bathing suit on a horse
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@memilies @doctorbaixue They think human cognitive ability is exponential. They don't recognize that it plateaus and eventually declines
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@reallyoldchick1 @Cancer_Lorde__ What are you so unhappy about in your life that you cope via misdirected anger at absolute strangers doing nothing that actually affects you?
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@branewurms 🚁 parenting, they're sheltered to the point of naive, too many of them. Always freaking out about water being wet
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@itfswrld @dokeix Your tweets create an unsafe environment. You empower and enable harassers because they know you won't hold them accountable. Proshippers are not hurting you by existing in fandom WE built. Learn to be civil and mind your own business.
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@adybpt @sunasimps Matketing is a huge part of the publishing industry anyway. Everything isn't word of mouth
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@Impisch @LeenaVanD Probably one of those upbringing differences where boys might learn how to use power tools early from male relatives and a woman moving into a related field started later, but those differences are temporary and inconsequential after reasonable training time.
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@GojiraSpouse These kids have parasocial fixations in place of empathy.
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@OlivanEnrico @menwritewomen They saw us without makeup and thought we were dudes
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@stocky_jesus @alexisparade I don't think so. Between the pandemic, climate change and constant war, I think they really expect a shorter lifespan than the rest of us.
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@Lutnut215 @TOKKICHEEKS Hurting an animal is wrong. You can't hurt a line drawing. Either toughen up or use the damn tags to protect your precious innocence.
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@doctorbaixue I remember in the early 00s there was a group called Virgins Against Lemons. Today's antis might be louder and nastier than anybody before them but I guess this utter prudery before the kids get comfortable with their own Sexy Thoughts is just never going away
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Let it be known throughout the land, if thou shouldst maketh a television show for children, thou shalt never touch thine own privates ever again, even to wash. It is forbidden.
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@xenogl0ssia GF needs to find herself a man who DOESN'T need her to be his part-time mommy.
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@ArloLinnard @yakotrick Exactly. What aspects specifically look rushed? If there's a problem, you have to be aware of it to fix it. That's what instructors are supposed to help with.
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@fortunesfool4u @HeidiArabellah Because different ppl like different things. We don't all go to haagen dazs and order vanilla
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@tanktalks_ @Alexthealien23 @TheRegister_M @toastdotmp3 You do realize the real offenders are off on the dark web and not writing lolisho fanfic, right? We get it, fandom is the first exposure to themes outside the baby bubble for a lot of you. It's on YOU to grow and curate your experience, just like every other person before you.
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@qq5121 @Bagel0001 @lechedetaro We know, and that is not the problem here. What's wrong is the 14 yr olds acting like they have any right to decide what media the rest of us consume.
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@rabiasquared @KosherSoul Oh, sure, kids can't mask up because it'll impact their psychological development or something, but all those school shootings have no impact at all.
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Sephiroth: Who's your daddy? Cloud: Who's YOUR daddy? *six hours later* Cloud: Yeah, he's still crying in the bathroom and he won't come out.
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@koncavechest @ramonaslick It's been years and some of them are reaching 25+, with no sign of personal growth or even a lick of common sense whatsoever
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@EdzHydez_ @X_nouna_X Kids have been curious forever. Before the internet, it was sneaking looks at porn mags or finding ways to watch adult movies. Not blaming them, just saying they can and do make their own decisions in a way consistent with the curiosity of their age.
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@simoeggs @toastdotmp3 No. Go back to Wattpad.
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@stratsspeaks @GojiraSpouse One of the best things abt fandom in the 90s was seeing fandom moms living their best lives at 30, 40, 50+, working full jobs, raising kids or not, in relationships, gardening, knitting, traveling, & understanding that this whole world could be ours too.
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@dinisdjarin @221BH0LMES Their parents must be such dried-out husks of their former selves, with kids this high-maintenance.
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@nexusnie @fan_tashia @lizcourserants The bullies missed their targets.
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Hate to disappoint you bro, but toxic masculinity was making that call from inside the house long before mlm fans moved in next door
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i will never forgive mlm fetishizers for absolutely destroying platonic relationships between men on the internet
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@yohanenesoberi @coochiewormz A bunch of teenagers on the internet are not the judges of that. It's ok to be uncomfortable with it. Doesn't mean you're right.
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@PowerfulHag @leafbladie Oh giblets, she's turned into the English Lit professor who's contemplating having an affair with a student
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@fanpolstruggle @poIyleritae They can't just say they hate women, ya know. Gotta dress your misogyny up these days
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@Lutnut215 @TOKKICHEEKS It's not a real animal, it's a figment of imagination. No harm, no foul, no leg for you to stand on. Now get over it. If you're old enough to b online you're too old to think your teddy bear has feelings.
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@PGHerer @LEBassett Oof, the gaslight in here. We saw what we saw, cheetofingers. Too late to move the goalpost now.
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@zlugbugs Not a gotcha but definitely a 'told you so'. Your stance makes great cover for real perps to hide. One day, decades from now at the rate you're going, you'll grow up enough to feel the shame you deserve.
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@JacobsQuest This has been going on for years but y'all brushed it off as 'just fandom' as long as they were only targeting fan creators. And they ramped it up seeing how they could get away with it in the grounds that they're just kiiiiiiids.
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@snarkilytm This isn't about interacting with literature, it's about interacting with a person.
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@4PinkwallsAC @RenanBernardo The point went right over your head.
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@snarkilytm What about it stemming from interacting with literature makes it ok to speak to another human being like this? Especially a stranger and an authority over the source material? There is a right way to conduct oneself with a stranger and this kid didn't do it.
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@WholesomeMeme Cayman Island stingrays are pretty approachable. They followed fishing boats for the fish guts coming over the side & got so used to humans that now there are tours to swim with stingrays, and pet them, & feed them bits of squid.
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@everywhereist Good on her not falling into the politeness trap of forever trying to please the unpleasable
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@snarkilytm That's not appreciation, that's a threat. It is not an acceptable form of speech. These kids need to learn about time, place and crowd when choosing their words, same as we all did. They can talk that trash to their friends if they like but this was inappropriate.
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@ZACKK1NN1E @ElizaNonArtz @thetopzimguy @izupup No, see, you're assuming that if a fandom is 'for minors' then the entirety of it must also be 'for minors'. But just as there can be kid-spaces for non-minor fandoms, there will be adult spaces for kid fandoms. Respect the boundaries. Every space you can access isn't FOR you.
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@coldslauw You think you're enlightened, don't you.
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@CatcusCryptid @CorpseButthole They've been spreading a lie that teenagers saved star trek and a teen wrote the first Kirk/Spock fic in a zine. Post the links to the documented truth and get blocked. It's a deliberate misinformation campaign at this point.
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@ghostpin1 "wHy WoN't YoU lIStEn To ThE cHiLdReN?" Because we have the knowledge and actual life experience to know that NOTHING about fiction works like you claim it does.
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@austwitnerd @DrBrianSteixner @TheTattooedProf You're not supposed to make face masks out of plastic bags, boo.
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@lovelivewwk You need to just leave.
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@eriistired @adybpt The concept that a DNI goes both ways really escapes them. They want to harass without consequences.
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@fortunesfool4u Get yourself out, nobody's keeping you here, and nobody here would miss you.
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I don't consume bl to be feminist. I consume because it's hot, plus i'm an actual grown-up and know how to keep fantasy in its place in life. Don't worry, baby, you'll get there one day.
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Is 'fill out a job application' the new 'get some bitches'? You do realize that adults these days often fill those things out by the dozen, right? Need some help with yours?
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@Oncie6 @L0ST_VEGAS @cintavu We don't support shitty human beings just because they found a technical loophole in the law. He can sit in the same pile as Shkrelli and Trump.
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I'll romanticize whatever the fuck I want, Junior, because I'm an adult with a real life moral compass that isn't swayed by fiction.
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@angryretsuko @ouyasumi29 So gay men aren't supposed to read the stuff and women of any stripe are definitely not supposed to read it, and we know the straight guys wouldn't generally be reading it, so I guess BL is for nobody? Somebody take the kool-aid away from these kids.
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@nostaIgia_bound Never experienced an archive closure, did you? Not a strikethrough or a ban, nothing? It shows. We pay to keep the lights on in our house that we built, instead of renting from shitty landlords who would toss us out with zero notice.
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@pmfior Do you tell your mother what you masturbate to? Your boss, your coworkers, every single person you know? Sexual tastes &kinks are on a Need To Know basis. That's a normal healthy boundary. Mom doesn't need to know. Fandom friends on the other hand, are right there with you.
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@zombiejerusalem @moby_dickhead Good evidence of what people really think of 🐜 concerns at least.
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@ksgcel This comment is as pointless as it is untrue. Please find a more constructive way to use your time.
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@hexvatea @GenOttr @Muttontastic Hobbies past the age of 25?!! Surely you jest
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@Politics_Matter @hebagowayed @UtahSanders She's exactly right and you're just another small-dick white man who needs to cork his holes.
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@Anania00 Nobody's making you read the fic, boo. Get over it.
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@yanderejuice @adybpt Do they WANT the creators to starve to death? Mangaka got bills to pay.
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@GojiraSpouse As if a good therapist would instantly make them do something they're so uncomfortable with right away. Maybe start /unpacking/ why they're uncomfortable with it, but that's going to involve ditching the toxic circle at some point and leaving a cult ain't easy.
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@RyanPlasch @ZDoggMD Those families usually want healthy white babies or an 'exotic' one from the third world to flaunt their 'generosity' and affluence among their peers.
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@vannilaaaaa_ We're the normal ones, young person. We can tell fiction from reality. We know reading 'the wrong sort of book' doesn't make a person bad. We don't have to be told not make threats over pixels. We're the normal ones. You need to explore the wider world so you can see that.
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@moraIesfilm You do understand the reason ppl watch these shows & DON'T criticize the problematic elements is that those aspects are so obviously known to be wrong in real life, it really goes without saying. So we don't bother saying it. If you still need it spelled out, find another show.
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@TwinKitten_ @butchjpeg @C0URT_JESTER I'm amazed how they brag about being internet natives but literally just sit there and let things enter their brain the way Fox News feeds their grandparents.
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@leahvelleman @Noacat Omg Alexa is the faceless old woman who lives in your home!
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@gutt3rg1rrl @Smidgelegion @judysquirrels Making a big deal about what other ship, or shipping in general, is NOT normal. You're a fringe-dwelling weirdo just like everyone else here. If you don't like it, get out of fandom. Return to the Mainstream.
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@ThomasBland99 @MissKilahMarie Preach! Guarantee you somebody died there. And shat when they did.
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@Ros8kelly @RachelPolish1 @DrBrianSteixner Your backyard is fine so who gives a rat's ass, right. What a stellar human being you aren't.
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@pay_or_stay @tnwhiskeywoman I hope you don't have kids if this is the stank ass attitude you're planning to pass on.
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@adybpt These puritan donks are acting like they've never seen a sexy schoolgirl Halloween costume. Japan does not have a monopoly on sexy teenager tropes.
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@SuddenlySullen @fanexus We've been telling them the next step was to throw them out. They even wanted us to go someplace else with our 'filth'. They don't get to play the victim now.
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@arachonteur There's consent for you, sugar. Anything else is you vastly overestimating your relevance and grossly overstepping your bounds.
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@_Mighty_Heart @Noctilicious Antis: Does your mother know- Us: Hold it right there, kid, does YOUR mother know?
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@knztheworld @Wormslit @shigarakisbunni You lack empathy and understanding for people who are not in as stable a position as you currently are, and have no concept of how intense internet dogpiling can be, even for the mentally well. You are not mature.
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@tyromper @amyinhinckley Young man, the expectation is that if you are a grown adult, you should know what it takes to keep your living space running and DO IT. Without being told like a dumb kid. Nobody signed up to be your damned second mommy.
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@witchy_writes_s @naminepuppy They haven't figured out that the general fandom spaces aren't theirs
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@EdzHydez_ @X_nouna_X You don't know adolescents.
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Yes, yes, I know, I'm weird, we ALL know. We've been weird. Some of us were born weird. We've been living like this longer than you've been alive. We're cool with it. So stop being a bother and a nuisance and go be an insecure little conformist somewhere else.
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@theworldofdog They know. They always know.
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@EmbryLab @inosukeangryboi @starsbury That's what they might say they mean, when pressed, but in practice they throw it at any woman at all in fandom over 25 or 30.
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