Sad to say I ran over the family dog this morning pulling out of my driveway on my way to get kolaches. Now, instead of doing my crosswords I will be tasked with driving all over this wretched city trying to find a mirror image of Scout before the grandkids get home from school.
@BCrawford247
Cool! Transfer portal interest for a guy that never entered the transfer portal. Is anyone ever going to hold these people (Missouri) accountable?
@okcsuck
and then you called for the thunder to not extend a 21-year old or else you’d switch teams and changed your twitter name to “three out” after five games
you are not the victim buddy 😭
It’s crazy that this girl made her Twitter private because she was so fucking weirded out by
@OKSTProbs
. You know it’s bad when your own fan base is saying so
@ParkerThune
Back in the day, I forgot to pay a parking ticket myself, and somehow, I found myself in a cozy prison cell with a large man named Leviticus. We shared stories, sang sea shanties, and exchanged riddles. Life's full of surprises! Maybe this even helps Jalil play better!
@PeteThamel
@ESPNCFB
@CFBHeather
Oh great, the 12-team one must’ve been a success! Right? Surely they’ve already tested out the new format before changing it? Right?
This is probably my most fulfilling moment ever as a Thunder fan. Watching every second of every game for the tanking seasons to being the No. 1 seed with the 2nd youngest team in the NBA.
Fucking proud of my team man. Thunder up.
@pick_six22
Asante Samuel ruining his legacy cause of a few Twitter posts 😂🫵🏻🫵🏻 Grow up and respect the best corner in the league. Your days have come and gone, sorry buddy!
Sauce already got more First Team All Pro’s than you TWO YEARS into his career 😭 Take a lap
@brigan_goulart
@DakotaJones73
@AlecPettus
@DryfitVenables
I was assaulted at my own nursing home for spiking the punch on two separate occasions (once at christmas, twice at easter) it happens to the best of us! It’s how you get back up that matters (Vince Lombardi)
(granted, the Easter one was a “roofy” supplement)
+$600 on the day. On the day I thought I was done betting. On the day hope seemed lost. I was at my lowest.
Respect. Your fucking. Elders. LAND OF THE FREE. Home of the pArchlay.
@On3sports
@AnwarRichardson
From the bottom of my heart, I am sorry everyone. He is a horrible representation of Arch’s. I will do everything I can to make this right
@GamblingEric
Can’t believe they got me! Swore up and down this wasn’t going to be posted anywhere. Nobody knew I was off a bean!
Thanks Eric, blessings today.
I don’t know about you guys — but I stand up and salute the National Anthem before every sporting event. I don’t care that I’m on the couch! I’m damn proud to be an American!
#HateChina
#USA
#HateCalifornia
Unfortunately, if today’s shenanigans lead to an apocalypse, I highly doubt I would qualify for any safe space or protected camp. I have a clear cut expiration date.
I’m going to make this country feel my wrath though, believe that.
I’ll say it! I don’t see a scenario where the Oklahoma City Thunder do not win the 2024 NBA Finals! This team is unbeatable. This team is inevitable!
Shai might be better than Michael Jordan. Stand by.
Good morning Twitter family, starting my day off right! My grandsons, Pharoah and Kentucky, are getting all dressed and ready for school while I’m finishing up my crossword.
Gina from Bingo at the retirement home had me feeling some type of way last night! Thinking about her.
Also, I didn’t realize I hit 50 followers. I will do a giveaway for this milestone. Please consider my giveaway! I am not sure what it’ll be yet, but you might be the winner!
Cheers to the weekend.
#NightsYoung
#ArchOld
#NewProfilePic
Felt like it was time to update a few things on social media! This was about four years ago right before Pharoah and Kentucky moved in with me at the home.
Lost my hair since, toddlers will do that to you! Happy New Years.
I’m gonna bite my tongue today. Partly because the Sooners are about to lose in t-minus three hours. Love you all, enjoy time with your loved ones.
Pharaoh’s talent show is tonight, I’ll keep you posted.
I know all of my OSU friends are on a high with this stretch of basketball games, but it’s devastating for the direction of the program that Mike Boynton is going to keep his job for another year. That’s just the truth
Four live bets and a +922 pArchlay cash tonight. Your big dawg at Sunnyside has gone from $10 to $800 in two weeks.
The heater continues. Thunder up. I’ll see you all tomorrow
How ridiculous. Security simply should’ve wrestled the out of control canine to the ground, and taken out the taser on the dog’s owner. Euthanasia is for a second offense…for the owner, not the dog.
Full transparency. Tonight I’m leaning towards
Virginia ML (+130)
Southern ML (+108)
Iowa State +8.5 (-104)
Kansas State +8.5 (-102)
Thoughts? Comments? Questions? Concerns?
@MaehsGin
Dude stop while you’re ahead. You’ve embarrassed yourself enough tonight. These are awful tweets, I am brain dead reading your responses. Just give it up
I remember my first relapse, NOT PRETTY!
The extended t-break made the henny much more powerful. I was an armed robber, a cow tipper and performed arson all in one night.
Hope Michael gets the help he needs!
#Prayer
#God
#ArchPray
@L33Jake
Oh no!!!! Fan boy is mad!!! All caps time 😂😂😂 You’re missing the point little guy. A change WAS made, a big one, like the article literally says.
It was the right change, it needed to be made, but it was a change to the rules. Reading is hard.
Ou GoT LuCkY🤪🤪🤪
Spell your fucking name right Ashley and get your head out of the gutter. Sooners whooped that ass and dominated up front, your shitty ass quarterback coughed up the ball every chance he got and Sark pissed down his leg.
Sark hitting the bars tonight -200
Because the OU fans talking too much I’m gonna call it what it was. They got lucky. Ut was missing key starters in spots they needed them. Still came down to 3 turnovers , a roughing kicker and a bad PI call to win by 4. Have same energy in December
@BenjaminGrinch
I genuinely don’t understand how a human male doesn’t choose Daisy. It doesn’t fucking make sense.
Pray for Joey 2024! 🙏🏼 He is mentally ill 🙏🏼
@L33Jake
Jake I am so sorry about your diagnosis. It must’ve been so sudden and so unexpected. Sooner Nation is desperately praying for you, and a cure, too.
I can’t even fucking imagine what it would feel like to have a doctor tell me to my face I have little brother syndrome.
Prayers!
@CasonHill5
Good morning Michael. Missed you dearly. I thought you might have passed so I broke into your house and scavenged what I could find. Call me this afternoon and we can discuss an exchange. Sorry about that.
Well gentlemen, I got my ass kicked the last four days. It has been a fucking week. Work is bending me over and doing horrible things to me. Big event this weekend and I’ve been working until 10pm every day for two weeks.
Not to complain, but to explain my absence. Carry on.
Earlier this year, I had a dream that the year was 1959 and Archy was back in high school. Somehow, his private school got matched up with Trey Alexander’s team.
Trey scored the most effortless 40 points you’ve ever seen and Archy lost by 35. Thank god I woke up!
If you don’t see a tweet from myself or
@DegenMan2
in the next two hours, please call law enforcement. Dealing with a scary stalker situation, and it’s all in God’s hands now! And
#GoZags
!