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Home of the pArchlay! OU Grad ‘64! Gambling. New York JETS. Live in Jersey. Bird Watcher, severe Alcoholic. Grandfather to Pharoah and Kentucky.

Florham Park, NJ
Joined September 2023
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@ArchySports
Archibald Hawk
1 year
Sad to say I ran over the family dog this morning pulling out of my driveway on my way to get kolaches. Now, instead of doing my crosswords I will be tasked with driving all over this wretched city trying to find a mirror image of Scout before the grandkids get home from school.
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@ArchySports
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11 months
@bjpf_ probably not the best game to tweet about it when Sabonis has 19-12-4 in 17 minutes on 9/13 shooting 😭😭
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@ArchySports
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7 months
@JM12_23 @statmuse Take a lap lil bro
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@ArchySports
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6 months
@cootscoot @HPbasketball They didn’t figure out how to rebound. Wonder where they are in the standings
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@ArchySports
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6 months
@sxvixn @30cantmiss what’s funny? I’m curious
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@ArchySports
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8 months
@BCrawford247 Cool! Transfer portal interest for a guy that never entered the transfer portal. Is anyone ever going to hold these people (Missouri) accountable?
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@ArchySports
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1 year
@okcsuck and then you called for the thunder to not extend a 21-year old or else you’d switch teams and changed your twitter name to “three out” after five games you are not the victim buddy 😭
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6 months
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1 year
@okcsuck “people are just being purposely dumb”
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6 months
It’s crazy that this girl made her Twitter private because she was so fucking weirded out by @OKSTProbs . You know it’s bad when your own fan base is saying so
@OKSTProbs
Fire Kasey Dunn
6 months
Newest Stillwater Star Sarah Stair🤠
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@ArchySports
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1 year
@ParkerThune Back in the day, I forgot to pay a parking ticket myself, and somehow, I found myself in a cozy prison cell with a large man named Leviticus. We shared stories, sang sea shanties, and exchanged riddles. Life's full of surprises! Maybe this even helps Jalil play better!
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@ArchySports
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9 months
@joe_mussatto Joseph, you are so soft. Delete
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8 months
ARCHY DRUNK AS FUCK
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@ArchySports
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9 months
Fellas.
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@ArchySports
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7 months
Congrats, gentlemen. Are we day drinking @CasonHill5 @brigan_goulart @GamblingEric @DegenMan2 ?
@JonRothstein
Jon Rothstein
7 months
Sources: Oklahoma State has parted ways with Mike Boynton.
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Archibald Hawk
7 months
@PeteThamel @ESPNCFB @CFBHeather Oh great, the 12-team one must’ve been a success! Right? Surely they’ve already tested out the new format before changing it? Right?
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Archibald Hawk
6 months
This is probably my most fulfilling moment ever as a Thunder fan. Watching every second of every game for the tanking seasons to being the No. 1 seed with the 2nd youngest team in the NBA. Fucking proud of my team man. Thunder up.
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@ArchySports
Archibald Hawk
7 months
Bang. Bang. Bang. Land of the free, home of the pArchlay.
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@ArchySports
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9 months
@pick_six22 Asante Samuel ruining his legacy cause of a few Twitter posts 😂🫵🏻🫵🏻 Grow up and respect the best corner in the league. Your days have come and gone, sorry buddy! Sauce already got more First Team All Pro’s than you TWO YEARS into his career 😭 Take a lap
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@ArchySports
Archibald Hawk
10 months
@brigan_goulart @DakotaJones73 @AlecPettus @DryfitVenables I was assaulted at my own nursing home for spiking the punch on two separate occasions (once at christmas, twice at easter) it happens to the best of us! It’s how you get back up that matters (Vince Lombardi) (granted, the Easter one was a “roofy” supplement)
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9 months
@OUkristi this is not a flex lmao you’re a horrible representation of OU fans this is sad
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10 months
If you think Ja is better than Shai at this point please seek help
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Rob Fritz
10 months
@akhilhh Ja > SGA, Bane > J-Dub. And eventually Chet will be better than JJJ but he not there yet
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6 months
@SpyroKush Please I beg you seek help. This emotional breakdown on the internet is so embarrassing
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1 year
@okcsuck GET A NEW TEAM AND STOP WATCHING YOU ARE SUCH A BUM
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6 months
@bradmsanders @Jay_MWilliams_ Oh my god this was so funny Brad!!! Some days you just have it man!!!!!! Dumbass
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Archibald Hawk
7 months
+$600 on the day. On the day I thought I was done betting. On the day hope seemed lost. I was at my lowest. Respect. Your fucking. Elders. LAND OF THE FREE. Home of the pArchlay.
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7 months
@Treytoxan @BiasedHouston Maybe someday you’ll make the play-in 💔
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6 months
@wheatonbrando Yeah we good. Don’t switch up now dummy
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8 months
@On3sports @AnwarRichardson From the bottom of my heart, I am sorry everyone. He is a horrible representation of Arch’s. I will do everything I can to make this right
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Archibald Hawk
9 months
@GamblingEric Can’t believe they got me! Swore up and down this wasn’t going to be posted anywhere. Nobody knew I was off a bean! Thanks Eric, blessings today.
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1 year
@okcsuck @JamieIs4PF well then it looks like you’re not gonna be supporting the team long, excited to see who you choose next!
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Archibald Hawk
9 months
@Ant1SZN @LegionHoops @spamzfmvp Shai had 37-8-7 this is such sad coping 😭😭😭😭
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8 months
@GamblingEric Heckle the walk-ons please. Hate the guys at the end of the bench! OU has a weird one, can’t remember his number
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Archibald Hawk
8 months
Sad fucking excuse for an Arch. Backup bitch. Ruining our namesake. So overrated and average!
@On3sports
On3
8 months
REPORT: Texas QB Arch Manning will NOT opt into EA Sports College Football 25, per @AnwarRichardson ...
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6 months
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@mevvybear
mev 🏀🧸🌹
6 months
You’re a sick individual if you don’t feel bad for the Warriors
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7 months
@BiasedHouston Getting this worked up over a game where Shai didn’t play 💔💔💔
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7 months
How embarrassing does it get for Colorado State? This looks like a middle school team
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7 months
@MollySm62661288 Damn Shai really got “Molly Smith” in they/them feelings 💔
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9 months
I don’t know about you guys — but I stand up and salute the National Anthem before every sporting event. I don’t care that I’m on the couch! I’m damn proud to be an American! #HateChina #USA #HateCalifornia
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Archibald Hawk
8 months
Is Sports Talk Mike still alive and with us? Has anyone had eyes on?
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Archibald Hawk
10 months
@CasonHill5 Michael Jordan is retired silly guy! Have fun at the game, though.
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6 months
@_kennedycee @30cantmiss ??? yeah probably a smart choice 😂😂😂 they are really damn good
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6 months
@jackfrank_jjf This has to be satire man. They were terrible and all NBA fans noticed. It was better on mute
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Archibald Hawk
8 months
Unfortunately, if today’s shenanigans lead to an apocalypse, I highly doubt I would qualify for any safe space or protected camp. I have a clear cut expiration date. I’m going to make this country feel my wrath though, believe that.
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@ArchySports
Archibald Hawk
10 months
I’ll say it! I don’t see a scenario where the Oklahoma City Thunder do not win the 2024 NBA Finals! This team is unbeatable. This team is inevitable! Shai might be better than Michael Jordan. Stand by.
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@ArchySports
Archibald Hawk
6 months
@HPbasketball OKC will absolutely cook Jonas. Good luck
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@ArchySports
Archibald Hawk
11 months
Good morning Twitter family, starting my day off right! My grandsons, Pharoah and Kentucky, are getting all dressed and ready for school while I’m finishing up my crossword. Gina from Bingo at the retirement home had me feeling some type of way last night! Thinking about her.
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@ArchySports
Archibald Hawk
9 months
Also, I didn’t realize I hit 50 followers. I will do a giveaway for this milestone. Please consider my giveaway! I am not sure what it’ll be yet, but you might be the winner! Cheers to the weekend. #NightsYoung #ArchOld
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@ArchySports
Archibald Hawk
10 months
Since this tweet, Jackson Arnold has completed 13 of his last 16 passes for 193 yards and two TDs. Oklahoma has scored 21 straight and leads 21-13.
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9 months
@GamblingEric @Angie37748286 Jealous! I love chatting with Eli over the phone and hearing about your family though Twitter, Eric. Hopefully we can all get together soon. #Life #Family
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Archibald Hawk
1 year
@okcsuck should we trade him too??? you hate bad games
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1 year
@BeastOutWest ayo update dumbass? so embarrassing 😂😂😂
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@ArchySports
Archibald Hawk
10 months
#NewProfilePic Felt like it was time to update a few things on social media! This was about four years ago right before Pharoah and Kentucky moved in with me at the home. Lost my hair since, toddlers will do that to you! Happy New Years.
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6 months
@RonnyCrimson69 Dayton was 24-6 and won a tournament game 😂
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@ArchySports
Archibald Hawk
11 months
@Killstrike8234 @WillTrey22 @ClutchPoints @NBA 28-7-6 on 51% shooting lil bro 👍🏻 you should watch ball
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@ArchySports
Archibald Hawk
11 months
I’m gonna bite my tongue today. Partly because the Sooners are about to lose in t-minus three hours. Love you all, enjoy time with your loved ones. Pharaoh’s talent show is tonight, I’ll keep you posted.
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@ArchySports
Archibald Hawk
6 months
Like bro this is wild behavior being multiple years removed from college 😂😂 Just really sad stuff
@OKSTProbs
Fire Kasey Dunn
6 months
Hailey Van Lith was seen in an orange bathing suit recently. Will @haileyvanlith join Hot Chicks U?
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8 months
I know all of my OSU friends are on a high with this stretch of basketball games, but it’s devastating for the direction of the program that Mike Boynton is going to keep his job for another year. That’s just the truth
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@ArchySports
Archibald Hawk
8 months
Four live bets and a +922 pArchlay cash tonight. Your big dawg at Sunnyside has gone from $10 to $800 in two weeks. The heater continues. Thunder up. I’ll see you all tomorrow
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7 months
Just an unreal evening with the boys. It’s a shame my bets couldn’t contribute to the terrific night.
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@ArchySports
Archibald Hawk
8 months
Not funny, semi-gay, poor attempt at comedy. You’re becoming washed Jay
@JayBilas
Jay Bilas
8 months
How ridiculous. Security simply should’ve wrestled the out of control canine to the ground, and taken out the taser on the dog’s owner. Euthanasia is for a second offense…for the owner, not the dog.
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@ArchySports
Archibald Hawk
8 months
Full transparency. Tonight I’m leaning towards Virginia ML (+130) Southern ML (+108) Iowa State +8.5 (-104) Kansas State +8.5 (-102) Thoughts? Comments? Questions? Concerns?
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@ArchySports
Archibald Hawk
6 months
Fuck em
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6 months
@B3thompson__ @BPrzybylo Dawg OSU fans don’t even want one more ride 😂
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@ArchySports
Archibald Hawk
6 months
TWITTER FAM TALK TO ME!!!!! Used my FanDuel money to fund my trip to OKC for Game 1. Won it all back tonight. THUNDER UPPPPP RESPECT YOUR ELDERS
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10 months
@KGJoseph @BiasedHouston 😂😂No way you want Jabari over Chet right now man
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10 months
Chet Holmgren is unreal. Crazy to witness.
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@ArchySports
Archibald Hawk
7 months
Celtics are fucking good.
@YoungNBA
Shane Young
7 months
We’re watching easily one of the greatest teams in the history of basketball. Pretty wild how many people have simply dismissed it all season.
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11 months
I don’t know how I missed this! She is stunning. Hope all is well Jean!
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
11 months
BAH GAWD THAT’S SISTER JEAN’S MUSIC #BarstoolInvitational
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7 months
@CycloneLarry69 @MarchMadnessMBB @RamblersMBB @LoyolaRamblers Can’t deny the fact that she’s sexy as hell though
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Archibald Hawk
9 months
@MaehsGin Dude stop while you’re ahead. You’ve embarrassed yourself enough tonight. These are awful tweets, I am brain dead reading your responses. Just give it up
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Archibald Hawk
10 months
I remember my first relapse, NOT PRETTY! The extended t-break made the henny much more powerful. I was an armed robber, a cow tipper and performed arson all in one night. Hope Michael gets the help he needs! #Prayer #God #ArchPray
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8 months
@_Cawww @NBA_University Hahahaha can’t talk ball with everyone. Hope you recover from mental illness
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11 months
@L33Jake Oh no!!!! Fan boy is mad!!! All caps time 😂😂😂 You’re missing the point little guy. A change WAS made, a big one, like the article literally says. It was the right change, it needed to be made, but it was a change to the rules. Reading is hard.
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@ArchySports
Archibald Hawk
1 year
Ou GoT LuCkY🤪🤪🤪 Spell your fucking name right Ashley and get your head out of the gutter. Sooners whooped that ass and dominated up front, your shitty ass quarterback coughed up the ball every chance he got and Sark pissed down his leg. Sark hitting the bars tonight -200
@rushgotjokes
Ash'Ley Rushin
1 year
Because the OU fans talking too much I’m gonna call it what it was. They got lucky. Ut was missing key starters in spots they needed them. Still came down to 3 turnovers , a roughing kicker and a bad PI call to win by 4. Have same energy in December
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8 months
Thank you Thunder. What a weekend. Archibald Hawk has turned $25 into $1100. RENT IS PAID
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7 months
@russianrouIxtte Sneaking in Sexton, Dejounte, Allen and Simons is embarrassing work. Just exposing yourself😭😭
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8 months
@JoshEberley Yes, you are the only one wondering. Stupid tweet
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7 months
@BenjaminGrinch I genuinely don’t understand how a human male doesn’t choose Daisy. It doesn’t fucking make sense. Pray for Joey 2024! 🙏🏼 He is mentally ill 🙏🏼
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6 months
As always, respect your elders. We are going to murder Vegas during the NBA Playoffs. I will have everyone covered, don’t you worry.
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Archibald Hawk
9 months
Damn she is sexy!
@ChicagoBears
Chicago Bears
9 months
Wishing Virginia Halas McCaskey a very happy 101st birthday! 🎂
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Archibald Hawk
1 year
@L33Jake Jake I am so sorry about your diagnosis. It must’ve been so sudden and so unexpected. Sooner Nation is desperately praying for you, and a cure, too. I can’t even fucking imagine what it would feel like to have a doctor tell me to my face I have little brother syndrome. Prayers!
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@ArchySports
Archibald Hawk
7 months
@CasonHill5 Good morning Michael. Missed you dearly. I thought you might have passed so I broke into your house and scavenged what I could find. Call me this afternoon and we can discuss an exchange. Sorry about that.
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@ArchySports
Archibald Hawk
6 months
@SotaJohns Mentioning Josh Giddey in this discussion is actually insane 😂 Seek help or do research
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Archibald Hawk
7 months
Porter Moser taking the DePaul job would be comedy
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@ArchySports
Archibald Hawk
7 months
Well gentlemen, I got my ass kicked the last four days. It has been a fucking week. Work is bending me over and doing horrible things to me. Big event this weekend and I’ve been working until 10pm every day for two weeks. Not to complain, but to explain my absence. Carry on.
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@ArchySports
Archibald Hawk
7 months
Earlier this year, I had a dream that the year was 1959 and Archy was back in high school. Somehow, his private school got matched up with Trey Alexander’s team. Trey scored the most effortless 40 points you’ve ever seen and Archy lost by 35. Thank god I woke up!
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Archibald Hawk
7 months
How could I forget @ThaKINGcoop ! Wanted to tag Eli Arnold but his gay ass auto generated username is too hard to find on this damn app
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Archibald Hawk
8 months
@GamblingEric @brigan_goulart WTF Brigan! Wouldn’t be able to park at Sunnyside to visit me with that paraphernalia. Security would be all over it!
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@ArchySports
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7 months
@Nittanylion02 😂😂😂No way this is a serious tweet
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Archibald Hawk
8 months
I have never been so confident in a pArchlay
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Archibald Hawk
8 months
I’m fucking shocked. Floored. What did I just witness #bachelor
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Archibald Hawk
10 months
New cover photo of me getting bitches, haha! Everyone at the home wants a piece of Arch.
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Archibald Hawk
7 months
If you don’t see a tweet from myself or @DegenMan2 in the next two hours, please call law enforcement. Dealing with a scary stalker situation, and it’s all in God’s hands now! And #GoZags !
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@ArchySports
Archibald Hawk
6 months
@brigan_goulart @kaseymooree @OKSTProbs OSU has a few great Twitter accounts. I enjoy following as a Sooner. Seems like everyone hates @OKSTProbs even the Poke fans
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Archibald Hawk
8 months
@Angie37748286 @HartmanBer21005 Glazing Mia Khalifa in 2024 grow up Eli
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Archibald Hawk
8 months
Thinking long and hard about it @CasonHill5
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Archibald Hawk
8 months
Asking for a friend @CasonHill5 do we get a MAX play for UConn-Creighton tonight?
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