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FATHER, Husband, History Buff, Wilderness Lover, Tech Junkie, 1A/2A🇺🇸Floridian, all-around Southerner. GET OUT OF THE CITIES. Be well armed and well informed.

Ocala National Forest, Florida
Joined September 2022
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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49% of Marion County Clay Electric customers without power as of Friday morning.
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@Grand_handsomer Well, the most athletic anyway.
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@ClownWorld_ Anywhere in a Blue Zone.
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@FreckledLiberty Not completely accurate. The man would not say “I’m sad today” out loud - because he knows it won’t bring support but may bring negative consequences.
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@elonmusk Oh, those pesky facts. They’re so difficult to manage when the modern cornerstone of journalism is simply to create and maintain a narrative.🤣 Next clickbait narrative: “Ukraine Tried to End the War and Elon did THIS! ( #7 will SHOCK you!)”
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@SirBylHolte Glad you didn’t get suckered in by the BET narrative on Project 2025. The progressive leftists love their identity politics. Kudos to you, sir!
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@Sassafrass_84 Minnesota is lost. At this point we need to offer it to Canada, put up a good border wall, and concentrate on never making such inexcusable decisions ever again.
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@WomenBeingAwful Alice Thomas Ellis:
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@daniellecolby Well now you have something in common with Mark Twain. Except that he is now, in fact, dead. So there’s that.
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@lporiginalg 🤣🤣🤣 Oh yeah, seeing the same thing happening here in rural America every day. When I was buying hay at the feed store the conversations were almost like a Kamala rally - she's really gaining traction. Heck, old Bill the forklift guy was even mentioning that he was ready to
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@ZeekArkham Dude. You’ll feel more welcome here than in any blue state. Even if no one knows your politics. Can’t make any promises for South Florida though, it’s been invaded by Yankee liberals until you get to Miami. The fine Americans there whose families fled Castro don’t tolerate the
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@Sassafrass_84 Oh, the stories he told while cooking. Anyone remember what a “twice barrel shoots gun” is? And how he’d carefully measure out one cup of red wine, pour rest of the bottle into the pot, and drink the cup… “Now, what I’m gonna did…” 🤣
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@Old_Santa_Claus Agreed. You gotta watch out for leaders like that, especially when they’re also trying to take away your firearms, start wars with Russia, and blame the Jews for world conflict.
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Looks like X is rolling out some changes…I’m seeing more of you, and it seems like you might be seeing me. The best part is, I’m seeing a LOT more variety of content that I like and a lot fewer “junk” or engagement farming posts. Hope this continues…
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@HeatherIsUnsane These comments are exactly what I was thinking. We married guys have pretty well figured out some truths: Looks kind of cool, this is the touch that’s hers to bring, she did a great job, hope she didn’t spend too much but as long as she didn’t break the bank and it makes her
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@RevRayCistman E’ery time, you know it, Reverend. 🤣
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@Sassafrass_84 A “rat tail”… usually not braided as I recall. Popular with middle and high school kids maybe mid-80’s? Gotta remember, a lot of school dress codes back then didn’t let boys have long hair or an earring, or anyone to have unusual colors, anything that in the school’s judgment
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@Mrgunsngear You can vote your way into socialism, but you have to shoot your way out of it.
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@PicturesFoIder American taxpayers subsidize the airline industry to the tune of billions of dollars a year. Then when you fly, you’re treated poorly from the moment you walk in the terminal. The entire experience makes annoying passengers more annoying and power-tripping airline and security
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@JackPosobiec Good ol’ Uncle Bozey taught him to leave a bad taste in the mouths of his enemies.
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@catturd2 This is Gorn. This is his favorite bowl. It makes him happy, every day. All you need is to find YOUR bowl, and everything else will be fine.
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@SteliosPierikos @SteveInmanUIC Oh, you’re Greek? Can you translate something for me?
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@Sassafrass_84 You’re justified. But…consider being there for him anyway. People we love can be deeply flawed, and sharing in their lives can be beyond frustrating. Like eating crab legs…takes a lot of work, it’s messy and costs a lot, but it might still be worth it. That’s your call.
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@Sassafrass_84 @iam_kendiii Nope-ity nope nope nope. If some dude in your life ever even hinted that this was true, don’t let him anywhere near anyone’s children, ever. This is right up there with “c’mon, we’ve all secretly wanted to disembowel a puppy and eat its liver.” No, it’s worse.
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@AmiriKing I assume you’ve seen it, but it still rocks. Especially two months before an election.
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@Sassafrass_84 My dad was old enough to remember when those were still a novelty. He told me about my granddad buying a new car that had a push-in “automatic” lighter, after years of lighting his cigars with a match. He proudly left the dealership, popped the lighter out of the dash, lit his
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@CynicalPublius Couldn’t agree more.
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@CynicalPublius Minnesota is lost. At this point we need to offer it to Canada, put up a good border wall, and concentrate on never making such inexcusable decisions ever again. Apologies to the good Minnesotans I know. We will accept asylum applications with proof of voting history, but there
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@YoteOfStreet Never ask a man if he is from Texas. If he is, he’ll tell you. If not, you’ll only embarrass him.
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@daniellecolby Followed you anyway, Danielle, just to monitor the situation and ensure that you are indeed accurately assessing your non-deadness. 👍🇺🇸
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@atensnut Well, she aged better than some of her posts:
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@AmiriKing “J6” (stupid that we even shorthand it into the cultural lexicon) was simply about making sure patriots (“domestic terrorists” according to the left) got an expensive lesson in how effectively the government can weaponize tyranny via media narrative.
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The point of a graduated tax rate system isn’t fairness. It’s designed so Congress can take as much as you can afford. And when that wasn’t enough, they took out a $40 trillion loan in your name. And gave it to their friends. Who gave some back to them.
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@WallStreetApes Just a few random thoughts: 1) Ukraine is called “The Breadbasket of Europe.” Massive agricultural production that has declined sharply in the last two years. There aren’t really enough men left in Ukraine to farm it as it was. 3) Monsanto was bought by German company Bayer in
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Good morning from Florida, X!
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@DonnaBarford Just east of you a little ways…here’s a map.
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@catturd2 Same as you, Catturd, when the weather cools down a tad. (Map included for those who don’t know what state that is.)
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@JoeyMannarinoUS #Trump2024 from the Sunshine State! (Handy map included.)
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@DefiyantlyFree We are the jury. My advice: 1) Don’t actively avoid jury service 2) Keep your mouth shut in jury selection. 3) Do the right thing in the jury room. 4) Fight hard against the stupid urge that nearly every jury has to award money on the basis that the defendant can afford to pay
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@NicoleShanahan @beinlibertarian Fauci and his supporters don’t want to hear how many of us lost valuable, irreplaceable time with our family members when they most needed our presence…all because we were told that our presence with them could be a death sentence. Many still defend that view despite all we’ve
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@catturd2 Doing a Patriot’s work - toiling in the vineyards of justice and liberty.
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@catturd2 Been there, done that. These guys keep me on my toes.
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@hodgetwins Today is the three year anniversary of the Taliban retaking Afghanistan. They’re celebrating, and too many US voters have simply forgotten, if they ever cared.
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@VoiceOfPopulous How utterly gutter trash of you. Don’t get used to saying that from behind a keyboard and let it slip out in front of a real man. I’d beat the brakes off you for saying it about someone ELSE’s wife, much less my own.
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@WallStreetSilv To be fair, the comments saying “scientist” are a bit off… because no one with an actual profession in science uses “scientist” as their title. From molecular biologists to astronomical engineers, they have a very different job that uses science as a tool. Anyone claiming
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@JDunlap1974 @Lynnebf_2846 Yes they have. But let’s see if our gutless wonders in the RINO infested GOP will do anything at all. You’d think they’d have figured out that conservative voters actually like someone who will take action.
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@RepMeijer “From the liver to the knee!” #Mossad2024
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@Sassafrass_84 Shhh…paper maps are our secret plan for how to fight back when Gen Z tries to take over the world from us Gen X folks. Well, that and cursive writing. It’s like Navajo Windtalker code to them.
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@JohnStossel @elonmusk Hollywood says I shouldn’t carry a firearm? Uh oh…here’s some directions so they can come take mine:
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@MTGrepp Would.
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@Mishstaysfit @Pismo_B C’mon. Be fair, can’t knock her on that. You can do your own nails for a couple of bucks worth of cheap polish, hair color is cheaper than deodorant if you just get the dollar store stuff, and phones mostly come with a plan that everybody needs since we did away with home
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@atensnut I thought he was the conservative Baldwin Brother?
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@WallStreetSilv Yeah, NYPD. This is exactly what you should be spending your time on to fix your city’s problems. Congratulations, you’re making some of us conservatives think that there might be something to this “defunding the police” trend, if this is what you are spending resources on
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@Tirc_ONSGaming @ZeekArkham 🤣 I remember that my Mom’s side of the family (several generations back Floridians) always called my Dad a Yankee because he moved here from Indiana at age 14. They loved him, it was good natured ribbing, but “Yankee” mainly meant something like “someone who didn’t grow up with
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@FreckledLiberty Carve a Superman “S” into my chest hair, then show her the cool cape I made out of my back hair. Then ask her if she’s gonna show me her homemade bikini and leggings next.
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@cat_barnes30 You look great. But as a dad of daughters my answer is “sure, I’ll tag along! Hang on, I’ll grab a pair of my old jeans and some scissors.” 🤣
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@ToshiroGrendel @hartgoat Cops are wrong, as are you. Dude is right. He does not have to identify himself. Police must have reasonable articulable suspicion (RAS) that a specific crime is being committed. Not just that it’s a broadly “suspicious incident” in the cop’s estimation. If he’s being
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So I got booted off X and got a locked account challenge immediately at the end of the debate. I had posted throughout but nothing that would even come close to violation of X rules. What gives?
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@Rothmus You could, but…
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@Ur_a_Smartass_C You got lucky. If you had a barrel shroud (you know, the shoulder thing that goes up) it would have done this: *Warning: Graphic Footage**
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@LauraLoomer @catturd2 I took this photo a month ago. Had no idea at the time it could ever be anything but just cute…
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@stillgray Liz Cheney has End Stage TDS.
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@accordingtowoz Hi, I’m @Archie_Lochus and 🇺🇸IFB🇺🇸 Thank you Woz!
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@OliLondonTV All I can think is that I wish like hell I could’ve been there. What an absolute pleasure to have the opportunity to *ahem* engage those protestors in some quality *ahem* discourse. Y’know, sometimes you just have to warm up the cold side of the pimp hand, and there’s no better
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@jessica_me92 Follow away, fellow Patriot! I follow back (see my ratio) and then we can both see each other and engage.
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@Haironfire22 @lporiginalg The California Commie Cackle!
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@Sassafrass_84 Ironic that it also happens to be National Ice Cream Day.
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@TaraBull808 Sudden, unexpected gay scene. They put a trigger warning up that someone might use tobacco in the movie but twenty minutes in two dudes start sucking face out of the damn blue.
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@ignTechniq @NorCleor Congratulations, you won the internet today. Best callout of OP’s Smollett hoax so far!
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@catturd2 They despise it when you point out things like that. 🤣 Joy Reid was sporting a Trump hairstyle until @BenBergquam called her out on it. Looks like that hit a nerve and she shaved her head.
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@TiffDiamond_123 Well, you don’t HAVE to. But you don’t NOT have to, either. 🤣🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Random photo of the lake from my backyard. Why does this look like the Jurassic Park scene where they first see the Dino’s in the wild?
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@1Nicdar JoJo wants a ride too…
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Good morning from Florida, X!
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@CRLady2016 @JoChandler45859 ALL states are in play. I never voted for a major party candidate until 2016. Then I realized that neither side was listening to the issues I wanted to be heard. If you: -wanted strong 2A and immigration policy, -were relatively neutral on abortion but thought that the States
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@Vinod_r108 @MattWallace888 Meh. It’s a hammerhead. Shape and angle of dorsal gives it away. They’re fish eaters. Pretty common in the shallows, and don’t bother people. Not saying it couldn’t possibly hurt you, but far safer than most sharks even. You’re at a lot more risk from somebody’s dog on the beach
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@BasedMikeLee They didn’t fact check Kamala on the debunked “fine people” Charlottesville lies; they aren’t fact checking her on almost anything else. No matter how much you hate the media, it isn’t enough.
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@WallStreetApes The Bidens: Always pathetic, but sometimes prophetic. 🤣🤣🤣
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@elonmusk Also this:
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@1Nicdar Dorian being a derp.
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@TammieMcDonal17 @Real___iTamara You never would have been teenagers together. There’s 8 years difference, so when he was 19 you would have been 11. At 21 and 29, 31 and 39, etc… no problem. That’s how that works and that’s reasonable. It isn’t asking too much to require an 18 year old man to keep his pants
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@1Nicdar Cletus is a good dawg.
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@Sassafrass_84 I’m wondering if we will make it THAT long. I’m not understanding why there hasn’t yet been a stay issued on the sentencing on the egregiously corrupt case in NY. Things could go badly if Merchan doubles down on stupid.
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Isn’t it great to look back at old tweets?
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@MAGAShaggy1 @Archie_Lochus 🇺🇸IFB🇺🇸 Thanks, Shaggy! 👍👊
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@JoeyMannarinoUS Wouldn’t know. I’m white, but have a lot more in common “culturally” with rural Southern blacks than whites from NYC or LA. Shared geography, food, upbringing, experiences, sports, and what our mothers taught us about manners. Some distinctions but not as stark as the
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@AmiriKing Man, just so you know, these Girl Dad posts of yours always hit me right in the feels. Keep it up. Makes me feel proud of everything i did right as a Dad. Some of it I had to stumble through but I was fortunate to have an awesome Dad to learn the basics from. Hard to live up to
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@GW91722505 @TONYxTWO You have got to be joking. 🤣🤣🤣 Barack, raised in privilege by a white mother and her white family? Barack, with exactly zero ancestors who were slaves (but maybe a few who sold them…) Barack, who got free rides through college, career, and politics because of the color of his
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@CynicalPublius The #foodcrisis is about to get crushed! The Secretary of Agriculture confirms that plants love Brawndo!
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@charliekirk11 Oh yes it is. Awakened a sleeping giant and all that.
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