~*~ Breeding Kink ~*~
And honestly a ton of other kinks too so mind the tags
Laundry Day
rating: E
word count: 4400
Summary: Aziraphale really wants to get that demon pregnant.
telling women over 30 that they shouldn't be in fandom because they shouldn't have those hobbies anymore is straight up misogyny and you can't change my mind about that
i see a lot of posts about millie bobby brown that are solely focused on her appearance, usually saying she looks too old, too conservative, too whatever, but it's interesting to me i haven't seen a single post about any of the boys' appearances. wonder why that is.
It’s actually not hard to like something in spite of the creator, the entire Harry Potter fandom has been doing it for years. You can abhor NG’s actions and stand with the victims, and still like GO guilt free. Anyone who tries to make you feel bad isn’t doing any real advocacy.
My first socmed AU…set during the next generation…and if you know me, you know where this ship is sailing. Come along and find out 😘
(And plz be gentle I’m new to this 😂, it took me all night to figure out fake Twitter, texts will happen eventually)
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I'm sorry to Chris Columbus but Lucius pulling out his wand to Avada Harry after he frees Dobby is the funniest fucking thing, like he was just gonna yeet him on the fucking school grounds
The Auction // spoilers but also this is a joke
TA Lucius really said don't worry Draco if you're too scared to tell her how you feel there are other ways to become a Malfoy, now hand me that ancient blood magic and an adoption form
“Granger.”
“Malfoy.”
They stared at each other with hostility as they stood in the Great Hall.
“Come on, Mione,” Ron said, tugging her sleeve. “Ignore him.”
Draco smirked. “Threatened, Weasley? Can’t handle the Head Boy and Girl being...civil? We already live together.”
how you can tell JKR hates women:
- Molly Weasley's entire persona
- Harry and Ginny did not name any children after her family
- Hermione is only there to save/fix/raise the two male leads
- Luna is written as a ditzy weirdo even though she's in Ravenclaw
- the transphobia
A List of Fics That I Don't See Recc'd Very Often
mind the tags on these, i read most of them over a year ago and don't remember all the tw so please take care of yourself!
Hermione opened the door.
Draco was standing outside in the rain. He hadn’t bothered with an impervious. Drenched to the bone.
A bouquet of red roses in his hands. Dry.
Her palm flew to her mouth. “Draco, I—“
She hadn’t seen him in two years.
I need y’all to know something. No matter what, in my head, Draco and hermione will end up together. Divorced? They’ll fix it. Infidelity? They’ll overcome it? Someone died? Bring him back as a ghost.
They. Are. Together.
losing my mind over ppl not knowing that the try guys started with buzzfeed and were very much part of the Why I Left Buzzfeed era. i'm talking pre-hair transplant, pre-maggie, pre-coming out video, keith still eating the whole goddamn menu era. these men were my bread and butter
"So when we're married--"
Hermione startled. "When we're what?"
"Married."
"Married."
"Yes."
"You already assume we'll, we'll be married?"
He laughed. "Of course."
"Were you planning to ask me?"
"Why would I ask a question I already know the answer to?"
I don’t think draco is shy about wanting to be pegged. I think he’d buy the strap and hand it to Hermione with a smug ass grin and say “are you game, little gryffindor?”
@nipplebean
it's really not that hard to understand that fiction is fiction and there's reasons people write what they write. unless you're coming for Nabokov, Stephen King, and every person to every shoot a horror film, why is it that people feel entitled to restrict what fic authors write
"Nice uniform, Granger."
Hermione stopped dead in her tracks. She did not expect to see Malfoy at 6 in the morning coming back from the Teacher's Bath, with his name emblazoned across her back.
/1
drabble //
"Hermione, please--"
Tears in her eyes, she stormed away from him down the streets of Muggle London, hair whipping furiously in the wind behind her.
"Wait!"
"No!" she screams without looking back, hating the way her voice cracks.
"You don't understand!"
drabble //
"You don't have to pretend to like me," Draco said, facing the window that overlooked the grounds of the Manor. "I know my mother is paying you to be here."
Hermione sighed, tucking her quill behind her ear. "I'm not doing this for the money, Draco."
NSFW // triad
No thoughts just Theo going down on Hermione while Draco says, “you like the way she tastes don’t you Nott? You like our pretty girl’s cunt glistening like that. Wait till you see how she *feels*.”
“I already have a date.”
“Draco, please.” She reached for him but he pulled his arm away as if it burned.
“You left, Granger. You can’t be angry at me for finding someone else.”
Hermione knew he was right. She had stormed out in anger six weeks earlier. /1
Lyra going to a club to celebrate finishing uni. She and her friends are dancing when a hot older man comes in.
She approaches him. His name’s Theo, he’s been living in America since the war. He’s just there to talk to the bartender about a gig the next day.
Give me a fic that you’ve never seen anyone else rec. Maybe you rec it all the time, but you’ve never seen the name come up in popular fic conversations and want people to know it exists.
Mother’s Day // babies
Hermione would have a working desk hooked up to a treadmill connected to something that rocked her kid’s crib so the baby could sleep. And on Mother’s Day she would sit next to it with ice cream, diabolically watching Draco run so little Lyra would sleep.
When the dracos get a cold:
Remain Nameless Draco gets man sick and asks Hermione to make him soup
The Auction Draco takes a portkey to a beach for a week with his house elf so he doesn’t inconvenience Hermione
Manacled Draco doesn’t get sick
JK Rowling could lose "Harry Potter"
Industry insider Jeffrey Sneider says that Warner Bros. Discovery has already attempted to buy Rowling out of their co-owned franchise.
Hermione opened the door wrapped in a bathroom, a smile dying on her lips instantly.
"Draco."
"Granger."
He stood in his 3 piece suit looking like he hadn't slept in weeks.
"Can I come home now?"
Hermione's heart clenched.
"Draco, I—"
"Who's at the door?" a voice called.
Draco looked up at Blaise, fear in his eyes. “I kissed Pansy.”
Blaise whistled through his teeth. “You look like you’re about to get a different kind of Kiss, mate. Was it that awful?”
Draco threw a pillow at him. “No, it wasn’t awful! It just wasn’t…”
“Hermione.”
“Yeah.”
@RenTach1bana
this!! fandom is such a wonderful place for queer people which is also why i can't understand people who only support canon pairings. like sorry that i want to see myself in media lol
"Draco, they're sixteen, they can go to a concert by themselves. Don't be over protective."
Draco spluttered. "Hermione! What if they get kidnapped?"
"Dad," Lyra said looking at Scorpius, "we'll be with all of the Weasleys. We are more likely to get adopted than kidnapped."
What are scenes from fics that have stayed with you? Regardless of my feelings towards the fic as a whole, there are so many scenes from here and there that have change my brain chemistry individually. What are some of yours?
“There’s only one bed.”
“Astute powers of observation, Granger.”
“We can’t share. We won’t fit.”
“On the contrary, Granger. I’m quite the egalitarian. We can take turns being the big spoon.”
Give me a Hermione whose character flaw is that she thinks she's better than other girls and then she gets absolutely chewed out for it by the author and has to learn that your self-worth can't be derived from competing with other women. --
Infidelity //
Hermione knew that shade of lipstick.
Astoria had it custom made in France.
She couldn’t even blame the other woman. She understood Draco’s charm—the sultry words, the false promises.
She sat at the kitchen table, watching for midnight. A pumpkin once more.
drabble // 18+ characters
"He's a bad guy, Hermione!" Harry's hair was standing on end as if electrified—it seemed his magic picked up habits from her own after spending nearly three years on the run together. "We can't trust him."
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TW // dark themes
Blaise wandered out onto the balcony, a drink in hand, the noise of the party inside too loud. Just seeking a moment of quiet.
He was surprised to find Draco standing there, staring up at the night sky.
"Looking for your namesake?" he asked.
drabble // infidelity // nsfw // mcd
Hermione rocked her hips as she leaned her hands on Harry's chest. His hands came up possessively along her ribs, cupping her tits and squeezing hard—too hard.
He liked to give her pleasure, but the cost was unyielding pain.
/1
@nipplebean
I truly don't understand the frequent misuse of the word pedo here and it takes away from how serious that actually is. Hermione, like every other character in the series, is allowed to grow up. You don't have to read it but shipping her with an older man isn't pedophilia
This isn’t to say you won’t feel sickened by it or that it’s tarnished or disappointed or heartbroken for the victims. But my god these things can all exist at the same time & it’s asinine to pretend liking GO still makes someone a bad person. Everyone can decide their own limits
“Come on, Malloy. It’s just a game. Repeat after me: never have I ever…”
Draco’s grip on his butter beer tightened as the circle of eighth year students in the common room stared at him.
“This seems like a stupid game, Granger.”
She scoffed. “Fine, I’ll go.”
NSFW // bdsm // cnc
“Beg.”
Hermione kept her lips tightly sealed, staring up into Draco’s face as he ran the head of his cock through her folds.
She wouldn’t give him the satisfaction.
“If you want to come like a good little girl tonight,” he whispered, biting her ear
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“Close your eyes.”
Hermione laughed; the blindfold wasn’t enough?
“I’m going to Apparate us out of here, but I don’t want you to see it,” Draco said, removing the blindfold and taking her hand standing in the basement of his family home.
She looked into his grey eyes. /1
nsfw //
I want Dramione as a couple heavily in the bdsm scene. Give me Dom Draco who spent years perfecting rope harnesses and switchy Hermione who gets off on wax play and both of them going to clubs and demos and play parties. I want them kinky but I want them *knowledgeable*
No disrespect to op or anyone who agrees, but something about this take bothers me and I’ve been trying to parse it out since yesterday. I think the idea that we’re treating fanfic like porn is reductive. There was a tumblr post recently on here about how /1
The hp books don't contain any smut and if you only read for sex you are depriving yourself of stories and characters you will love. if you want fanfic to be treated like art, stop treating it like porn
No but my brain just keeps thinking about how Scorpius would be finishing his first year at Hogwarts and Draco would be celebrating his birthday tmrw just him and his son after Astoria’s death and they go to the Weasley’s joke shop and he runs into Hermione for the 1st time—
Drabble //
Theo had taken her to the mountains last year. The rainforest the year before that. A quiet bungalow their first year.
This year, he took her to the sea.
It was only in these hidden places that he could worship every inch of Hermione’s body without fear—
Pregnancy //
Hermione’s eyes fell to the floor, unwilling to let him see the tears forming.
“Granger—“
“No. It’s fine, Draco. I understand. I’ll get out of your way.”
She went to move past him & he held his hands out beseechingly.
“Hermione, please. I don’t regret it.”
/1
Hermione nodded, tears streaming down her face as she ran into the rain, throwing her arms around him and kissing him deeply.
He held her, his Golden Girl, between his body and a bouquet of red roses.
He was finally home.
i get actual depressed every time i get to the part of HP where harry and ron are fighting and he is stuck with hermione and he says like "things are different when hermione is your best friend" because she's boring him, hermione deserved so much better tbh
jkr //
it's so funny to me that JKR's whole TERFy thing is that she supposedly wants to protect women when if you read Harry Potter it is very clear she actually hates women, like a lot.
If you use AI to write fic, you're not writing fic. You're playing a game with a bot, and using a thesaurus to change every third word doesn't make it writing. Since it steals from existing fics, unless you read every fic on ao3, you won't even know if or what you're plagiarizing
Known transphobe J.K. Rowling is now reported to be an active exec producer on the ‘HARRY POTTER’ series where she will be involved in the show’s decision-making.
(Source: Deadline)
Hi everyone, gentle reminder that while twitter threads are great, it's also really helpful to comment on the actual fanfic -- it helps authors in terms of ao3 but it also helps authors actually see your thoughts about them
i'm so sick of seeing people rag on fics, tell me something you LOVE in fics. here's a few examples:
1. anytime characters kiss each other's scars
2. when draco's motivation is protecting his mother
3. flashbacks
4. multiple POV
5. hermione wand curling her hair
at first my brain went "she's 37??" but then i realized that's because society tells women they're decrepit when they hit 30. this IS what 37 looks like for lots of people.
@hansoeii
i had no idea this was allowed. part of why i haven't really tried is because i have never been able to draw from just my own head and get anything semi-human looking. and i don't know if there's a line we aren't supposed to cross when using references so i just didnt do it.
Filch honestly fascinates me because while he can be fun to poke at as the crabby old man in fics, he's also like...a pretty solid allegory for how poorly disabled people are treated and how inaccessible the world we're born into is. in this essay, i will--
The strongest person in the HP universe was Filch. I would have jumped off a cliff if I lived in that universe and had no magic, and had to watch hundreds of kids live my dream over and over, and clean a whole castle’s magical messes without said magic.
They stared at each other, both feeling the loss. The silence stretched into minutes.
Finally he spoke. “Maybe we can be friends one day.”
She nodded. Automatic. “Of course.”
And knew it wasn’t true.
9/9
“What’s going on?” he said.
Draco allowed a smile to slowly appear on his face. He bit his lip.
Hermione squirmed under his gaze but he saw her thighs push more rightly together.
“Nothing,” Draco said. “My mistake.”
drabble // nsfw //
praise kink, breeding kink vibes, some light D/s
it's been a while since i've done this!
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Draco had Hermione on her stomach on their bed, her body pressed flat as his covered hers, his cock slipping into her cunt in an impossibly tight position.
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“Okay,” she said, “I have class.”
She stepped around Draco and Ron followed easily
Draco couldn’t resist. He turned and called, “Hey Granger,” in too loud a voice. “Is that my shirt?”
Hermione spun on her heel, cheeks scarlet. “N-no.”
“I think it is.”
Ron stared between them