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6 years

@rockabilly_jen @Jezebel I must say it's a bit odd to describe someone as "out of touch" because they don't want trans or plus size models at a show like this. I suspect the real person who's out of touch here is the one demanding their inclusion.

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@SimonLester24 @normAL219 They're the most hypocritical and nauseating fanbase in football Simon. No need to worry about getting pelters for pointing out Liverpool have a lot of awful fans.

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4 years

@IainDale @Keir_Starmer I make no apologies for saying this - Dawn Butler is an idiot and the fact people like her are in Parliament shames our politics. She'd be considered a lightweight blowhard at the local council offices, quite how she made it as far as the Shadow Cabinet is a mystery.

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4 years

@DouglasCarswell Why not? Why are you so against wearing a facemask in the midst of a global pandemic that's already claimed hundreds of thousands of lives?

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4 years

@RedLabour_ @LauraPidcock @DurhamGala Laura was such a popular and well respected MP that she lost a safe Labour seat, which the party hadn't lost for 70 years. Deeply impressive. An icon of Corbyn's Labour.

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6 years

@NaritoPittowe1 @rockabilly_jen @Jezebel Indeed. Why does the person insist on just trans or plus size, but not models in wheelchairs, models with dwarfism or any other type of condition or issue? Seems so arbitrary to industry on just plus size and trans. And yes, whoever is running this show can do whatever they like!

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4 years

@BethRigby Roy Division

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3 years

@d4_dodger @Rose_Of_Dawn I live and work in Central London for a huge public sector organisation. I've never been asked about personal pronouns, have not seen anyone else been asked and haven't been encouraged to ask. This whole issue is such absolute nonsense and of no relevance to 99.9% of people.

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4 years

@DPJHodges I don't want to be rude, but the Mayor of London is clearly inadequate and should be replaced. Can someone point out anything he's done that has benefitted Londoners during his time in charge of the city?

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1 year

@v_j_freeman As a lifelong resident of Dulwich I am familiar with similar people. I was lucky enough to go to Dulwich College. One ex schoolmate lives in a £1m+ house & identifies as "working class"& another is a Just Stop Oil fan who recently returned from a 6 week driving holiday to the US.

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@AphexTwinings

4 years

@kopagut @SlimiHendrix I used to work at St Paul's Cathedral. The amount of American tourists up on the Golden Gallery who asked if the Crystal Palace TV tower in South London was the Eiffel Tower was genuinely disturbing.

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1 year

@Calderbank @PaulEmbery Vile transphobia?! Give it a rest mate. Isn't this person a man who likes wearing women's clothing? Good luck to him but he's not really a "mum" is he?

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7 years

@bbcasiannetwork @ShaziaAwan will you be asking next week what the correct punishment should be for homosexuality, adultery and apostasy?

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6 years

@Jamin2g Who says the quality of MPs now is at an all-time low?

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4 months

@OldRoberts953 @cllranderson When my Dad was at Oxford one of his friends was dating Margaret. She was great fun & hated the restrictions placed on her. One night after a massive p-ss up they all ended up in a council flat in Bethnal Green where Margaret sat at a piano leading everyone in a massive singsong.

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3 years

@iandstone @LeeDixon2 @Arsenal The least you can expect when paying someone £40,000 every day is that they turn up on time. Well done Arteta. #COYG

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@AphexTwinings

4 years

@LOOTSVIBE @leekern13 What an embarrassing video 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

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@AphexTwinings

5 years

@jessphillips @YvetteCooperMP Interesting you don't say you're looking forward to seeing her up against her Shadow Home Secretary, @HackneyAbbott . Now why could that be? 🤔

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4 years

@DPJHodges Can someone please explain how the extremist trans lobby group have such a powerful voice? Wouldn't they be better off ignored?

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1 year

@Baddiel The most incredible takeaways from this fiasco is that anyone gives a sh-t what happens on This Morning and that Philip Schofield has been presenting it for 20+ years. I can't be the only person who has had a full time job the whole time and hasn't seen a single minute of it

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2 months

@GuillemBalague Gary O'Neil has done a much better job in one season at Wolves and he never gets such glowing write ups 🤔

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4 years

@SirDanofC It used to be a really good show but it's about 15 years past its sell by date now

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7 years

@joaniwalshi @david362552 @IainDale @scotwilliams @LBC I can't listen to the @jamesob show anymore, he's overbearing, full of himself and not nearly as clever as he seems to think he is. #LBC

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@AphexTwinings

6 years

@LBC @TheSpurrShow What's she supposed to be apologising for and who to? What a ridiculous story. I couldn't care less about the Royal Family, but imagine having to put up with this level of idiotic scrutiny.

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4 years

@billoislove @PeoplesMomentum Momentum are doing their utmost to do that themselves, so no-one else will need to

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5 years

@caroleluck @afneil @ChukaUmunna Carole, people who do not exercise their right to vote are of no relevance to the democratic process. More fool them.

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@AphexTwinings

4 years

@IanMartin Countdown clock music

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5 years

@tom_watson Join them Tom!!

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6 years

@MichaelPDeacon She's thick as two short planks. This is embarrassing to watch

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3 years

@christiefishing @garminfishhunt @Moultrie Could you not have just left him alone to carry on his harmless life in peace? Why did you feel that you needed to kill him? Why are you smiling so broadly when you have just slain a defenceless, beautiful animal who presented no threat to you?

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3 years

@ArchRose90 That article is dire; Nish implies that the reason people don't like his comedy is his ethnicity & the journalist does little to challenge this. It read like it was written by his agent or a fan. I don't find Josh Widdecombe funny but that's not because I don't like white people.

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4 years

@mandeldril @lewis_goodall Nice to see you again, Chris

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3 years

@DPJHodges Is it not time to get heavy with people like this man and the unsavoury groups they're part of? Why would a government not want to do something about this? It would be popular with most voters, most of whom would be disgusted with this man's aggression and incitement to violence.

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4 years

@BBC6Music Selected Ambient Works 85-92, Aphex Twin

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@AphexTwinings

5 years

@jessphillips Not sure hypothesising like that is very helpful. There's lots you can attack both BJ and Raab for, but trying to second-guess their policies on child maintenance and women's rights seems a bit pointless.

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2 months

@NoContextBrits Roy Division

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@j4ppleby No, the Guardian is not "transphobic" just because it published a perfectly reasonable article supporting the findings of the Cass Report by an eminent clinician.

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6 years

@GaryLineker Sanchez and Mkitharyan both look happy with their swap deal #Sanchez #Mkhitaryan #Arsenal #ManUtd

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6 years

@MARGARE50745936 @JaimeACardenas @serenawilliams What? She was beaten comfortably by the better player on the day. Her antics were embarrassing

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@AphexTwinings

5 years

@TheMattWain Embarrassed for you Matt. What a ridiculous tweet. How dare anyone do well for themselves and get a good job.

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1 year

@Rory_Talks_Ball In hindsight playing Saliba in the EL with the lack of quality backup at CB was complete madness

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@AphexTwinings

7 years

@AdamBandt "Open up with love" eh Adam? How are empty clichés going to help anything right now? Many countries have an issue with Islamic terrorism brought about by naive and lax public policy. This is particularly the case in Europe. How is "opening up with love" going to help anything?

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@AphexTwinings

5 years

@JasonCowleyNS That's what happens when you put a minority sport (and this Works Cup) almost entirely behind a paywall. I'm a cricket fan & have Sky but how many fans has cricket lost since the heady days of '05, and how many new ones not found due to the audience shrinking by 90+%? It's insane

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5 years

@RichardNorthey @Jamin2g She didn't know that vegetarians can't eat fish so nothing would surprise me

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@AphexTwinings

4 years

@MichaelHirons1 @JayMotty This is why Labour struggle to win elections. The current government is an abomination but it would still be favourite to win the next election due to Labour's association with people like this. Under Corbyn it got substantially worse.

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3 years

@DPJHodges Why can't Labour MPs leave the trans issue alone? Most voters don't have any interest in it, until the leader says "it's transphobic to say only women have a cervix", then the party looks ridiculous in the eyes of a large chunk of the electorate.

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6 years

@JWoodcockMP You did the right thing John. It's a bit rich of Corbyn to object to backbenchers dissenting against the leadership - he did it all the time when Labour was in power.

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5 years

@mrkernow @tom_watson It's his boss who should be leaving. May quit this week, her dire opposite number should follow suit now. Less than 25% between both main parties!

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11 months

@calvinrobinson You really are a trivial little man aren't you? In what way is this person a hero? The vaccines clearly saved a vast amount of lives - especially amongst older people.

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6 years

@bbcthisweek @ScreamOfficial @afneil Not sure what the point of putting Bobby Gillespie on @bbcthisweek was. Big fan of the band but he's not very good on politics and struggled to articulate himself beyond sullen clichés. Sounds like an awkward sixth former trying too hard to be cool #thisweek #bbctw

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@AphexTwinings

3 years

@PoliticsForAlI @guardian Absolute horse manure. The lack of vaccine take-up is far more prevalent within certain communities. You cannot blame the government if people within these communities do not access the vaccine when it is available for them to do so.

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@AphexTwinings

5 years

@StroppyOldGit @alexwickham @UKLabour @ChukaUmunna When the split occurs the new party has every chance of being more popular than the bigoted cesspit it's leaving behind. Do you realise this? A sensible Opposition's what this country has been crying out for. Corbyn, McDonnell, Butler, Burgen, Abbott etc are unable to provide it

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@AphexTwinings

4 years

@centrist_phone @DPJHodges Agreed. She is full of bluster, mock outrage, empty sloganeering and her pseudo working class schtick doesn't really do much for me.

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1 year

@RacingPost Sprinter Sacre, the best chaser I've seen

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2 months

@NoContextBrits Yeah I just loved my school trying to brainwash me into being a Christian as a kid. You can see how successful this religious brainwashing is by how few people attend church. Absolutely ridiculous

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@AphexTwinings

6 years

@JaazMichelle @shrewdinho @DuncanPM @GaryLineker What's wrong with Neymar? He's a cheat. The type of player who does the image of football terrible harm. Maybe you enjoy watching players who dive, roll around excessively, pretend to be injured when they're not and generally try to gain an unfair advantage. That's not football.

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4 years

@rozzleberry

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4 years

@DPJHodges Who at the BBC thinks this type of content is acceptable? Do they all live in some sort of mor-nic middle class snob bubble? Imagine being this bigoted and not realising it.

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3 years

@ClarkeMicah It hasn't been a Christian country for decades Peter, well over half the population do not follow any religion.

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4 years

@JoeCatcheside @ClaudiaWebbe @syncronicity4 @DeeJarv34798927 @Never_Again2020 @Keir_Starmer Fair play to you Joe. Claudia Webbe has disgraced herself here, what an abhorrent thing for her to say. @Keir_Starmer if you want to be seen as a credible government in waiting you really need to rein in some of the backbenchers you inherited from your predecessor. This is dire.

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@AphexTwinings

3 years

@FalanxZ @inthenorthofuk @RivkahBrown So on the basis of your feeble tweet, every Labour Party member is a racist are they? Guilt by association as there are / were racists within the Party as shown by the EHRC report? Don't be so ridiculous.

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@AphexTwinings

5 years

@IainDale Can someone tell me what they are hoping to change? No idea what their name is supposed to mean. They should call themselves the referendum rerun party.

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3 years

@christiancalgie @nicolelampert

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5 years

@PremLeaguePanel Arsenal fan here, backing Liverpool tonight. I'd rather they won the league then one of the petro dollar clubs. Anyone other than Chelsea and City. And Spurs and Man U! But especially Chelsea.

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4 years

@Kevinflipper1 @afneil Of course it would be completely unlike Owen to organise a pile-on on anyone.

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3 years

@mulguthrieman @GreenJ I'd never heard of him until a few mins ago but he seems a boorish, unpleasant man on the little evidence I've seen so far.

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@AphexTwinings

6 years

@AyoCaesar @LBC Oh right, so you only want to hear people you agree with on the airwaves. I'm not a fan of Farage, but forget about being literally a communist, you're literally an intolerant prat #Millennials #AshSarkar #prat

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7 years

@DewiElgordo1 @GnasherJew @DPJHodges @UKLabour You'd think after the report by @shamichakrabar1 that candidates like Luke Cresswell and Nasreen Khan might be swerved in favour of someone with less distasteful views. Obviously not. Labour has a big problem and @jeremycorbyn doesn't seem to be taking this issue seriously enough

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@alice_fearn Pack it in, you pompous arse. Would you prefer none of these horses existed at all? Racehorses have a privileged life compared to almost all other animals and thousands of rural jobs depend on the sport. I find your views deeply ignorant. #GrandNational #TigerRoll #HorseRacing

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4 years

@ChorltonGill @ClaudiaWebbe @GraytommyKent @jeremycorbyn @HackneyAbbott @johnmcdonnellMP Ah yes, of course - blame the voters. It's not the fault of the worst, most incompetent and most unelectable Opposition in my lifetime, blame the people who couldn't bring themselves to vote for them instead. FML.

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5 years

@DPJHodges It was a programme gleefully exploiting the dysfunctional, usually ppl with addiction and/or mental health issues. Just shows you only tragedy can make ppl see sense and get rid of it. I always hated this show, but alarmed how many ppl I know love it, it was my ex boss' fave show

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4 years

@ajcdeane Democracy is only valid when they get the result they want. Which is never, if you're a Lib Dem.

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4 years

@RitaPanahi @NBCNews If you think that's bad check out this hot take from an academic based in the UK

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4 years

@stuartmwrites "Don't enter my mentions again". What a prized tit.

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4 years

@MrSimonMount1 @Miss_Snuffy Do people like Ash not have any comprehension of the damage they do to the credibility of the left? That clip is absolutely ludicrous. "Go and listen to some D'Angelo"

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3 years

@BBCBreakfast @Banenglandband Please make it stop

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@AphexTwinings

5 years

@PatrickTimmons1 He's a liability, makes horrendous decisions, doesn't work hard enough or offer any creativity and it's a mystery how he still gets in our team. We should have sold him in the summer.

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6 years

@WelshGasDoc @suzanne_moore It's their assumption of moral superiority which annoys me, as well hijacking words like "progressive" to characterise their politics. Everyone outside their self-congratulatory bubble is demonised.

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@AphexTwinings

5 years

@DMinghella The reaction to this coin by people of your ilk has been laughable and completely over the top. It's also a clue as to why Remain lost and would lose again - pomposity, self-righteousness and belittling people aren't great ways to win converts to your cause.

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4 years

@lewis_goodall If by "power has left it" you mean the majority of MPs no longer get to block any & every piece of legislation aimed at moving things forward, overseen by a Speaker abusing his position then yes, power has left it. Is this a bad thing or should we still be in a state of impasse?

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4 years

@charles_watts How can it be? 97 Isn’t divisible by 3.

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3 years

@holland_tom Surprising if true, the EU Commission are a shining example of the diversity of the population of the EU

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@AphexTwinings

6 years

@garymetallica @LeonKnight_ Like Phil Neville, Garth Crooks, Michael Owen or Robbie Savage? Just being a bloke who's played at a good level doesn't stop someone talking nonsense.

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7 months

@USASteeplechase Sadly it's not horses that come to mind when you see that guy

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1 year

@conkyan Not the first time he's decided on a cause of death for someone he has never heard of just to prop up his dismal narrative. The man is an utter disgrace.

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6 years

@rickygervais Merry Christmas from me and Reuben

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4 years

@Jamin2g One of the most extraordinary soundbites ever offered up by a senior politician

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4 years

@Sathnam Probably Ant Middleton fans

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It's irresponsible bellends like Ant Middleton that have caused #CoronaCrisis to become a global pandemic and kill more than it should have. Don't listen to a word this arrogant fool says.

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7 years

@Annette1Hardy Certainly millions have an interest in the monarchy, but it certainly isn't a majority anymore. I reckon #Corbyn is more popular than any royal, and I'm not a supporter of his. Isn't a bit old hat to insist on people being called Prince Harry?

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3 years

@reporterboy Have I Got News For You has been slaughtering the govt of the day for three decades. That hasn't been axed, so the idea that The Mash Report got the chop as it was anti-Tory is absurd. It's been axed because it's rubbish. (So is HIGNFY these days too)

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5 years

@jeremycorbyn Jeremy, how many of the 13m people without savings pay for nonessential luxuries like Sky TV, 4k TV sets, cigarettes, PS4 etc...

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4 years

@adamlangleben What do you expect when Labour parachute petulant teenage agitators into Parliament? The people of Coventry South must be so happy to be represented by Zarah. Corbyn's toxic legacy.

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5 years

@PaulEmbery How can you equate breaking into someone's home and stealing from them with someone smoking a joint? Alcohol causes far more negative social issues and premature deaths than cannabis doesn't it? Do you want that banned?

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4 years

@zarahsultana They should follow your party's example under Jezza and be in the pocket of good old Len. Marvellous.

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4 years

@IainDale @NickFerrariLBC @nfergus Why are so many on the left intolerant like Prof Ashton?

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3 years

@KeejayOV3 He's dreadful on here. Toe-curlingly embarrassing. You'd think a top screenwriter could do better than his type of vomit-inducing stuff.

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5 years

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6 years

@jeremycorbyn Jeremy, how in the world are you four points behind in the latest polls? Do you think maybe it's time to step aside and give someone else a go? I don't like being so direct but I'm not sure you're very good at this party leadership thing.

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5 years

@jeremycorbyn Jeremy, the trouble is that the alternative government you offer would be an even bigger shambles. Both you and May need to go. One of the main reasons we're in this mess is because of the sheer ineptitude of both main party leaders.

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@DPJHodges It'd the same old guff; because many on the Left consider themselves morally superior they think they can carry on like this, as they consider Tories to be the lowest of the low. The fact is they inhabit an echo chamber that is shrinking by the day. A laughing stock.

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