Will Still and Jason Tindall walk into a pub next to Luton’s away end and see Peter Lovenkrands’ dog barking at the 1963 Boxing Day results and can’t believe it’s Rangers Celtic for the 10th time this season. All whilst drinking Madri.
Jamie Vardy is one of the most underrated players in PL history.
135 PL goals and 44 assists playing for Leicester while winning the League and the FA Cup along the way.
All on a diet of red bull, vodka and skittles, what a man.
My daughter is 18 just passed her driving test , goes to university, is absolutely stunning and doesn't judge people she doesn't know on the internet . I couldn't have done a better job as a mum if I tried
To Carly Johnson:
When you walk through a storm
Hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark
At the end of a storm
There's a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark
Walk on through the wind
Walk on through the rain
For your dreams be tossed and blown
@JeromeH8sWoke
Wow a pic from a bad angle .. that's also creepy as fuck that's been took . Even looks edited can see the line round me
Million pics on my insta with no filter no make up .. am sure everyone in the world has had a bad pic took before
Tommy has no excuses now…Baby’s born. Money’s massive. Immigration no issue.
Tyson promises he & Papa will make Tommy retire from boxing & change his last name if he can’t beat the YouTuber.
Tmw I’m coming to London to look at all 3 Fury’s in the eye & shake on that promise.
@PoliticsForAlI
That’s it, that seals the deal! I am no longer a UK citizen after 34 years. my Grandad didn’t fight the battle of Hastings, WW1, WW2 AND the Falklands war for this!
Priest: Hi Lewis, you here for some confession?
Lewis: Nah sorry Father, need to film a tiktok where I pretend my Mum killed my Dad and I reveal it at the funeral.
@HasanAliMhmd
@FootballlForAll
@thetimes
They didn’t wanna come across as racist because they’re PR merchants so they sacked 3 white males and replaced them to make it more diverse
People crying over the Manchester Airport incident but staying silent on the stabbing of a serving British army officer outside his barracks yesterday? Calm.
@F1
I was at Formula 1 headquarters when we were telling eachother horror stories. It was my turn and said: "WET TYRES" "WET TYRES!" And everyone ran away scared. 👻
Graeme Souness won 3 European cups, 5 league titles and a treble. I’m pretty sure he can say what he wants about any footballer, especially Pogba and Bruno💀
Graeme Sounness is the best at calling out players whose level he never got close to in his career. First Pogba obsession and now Bruno. Someone needs to put him in his place
‘Hi can I get a pint of Carly Johnson please barman?’
‘Sorry sir but you’ll need to go down to the butchers for that, we don’t serve 40 years cured ham in here son’
Mate mate mate all this stuff about City is just utter bonkers mate. If the league had any morals they’d relegate em tomorrow. We need to follow the German model mate and have 50+1 ownership to stop people from the Middle East and Russia ruining our beautiful game mate.
Erling Haaland to Manchester City, here we go! Haaland has passed medical tests as new Man City player today, he’s back in Dortmund. It will be OFFICIAL this week 🚨🔵
#MCFC
Man City told BVB board that they will activate release clause [closer to €60m than €75m] in few hours.
I grieve in Madri beer, Molly Mae and Next
I idolise Mick Lynch, And mens mental health
My new build estate has Afro turf for grass
Love Island, Ocean beach, my little deano age.
Nowt’ else like it when the white roses take over Wembley yeno. The forecast was meant to be sunny but it hasn’t stopped snowing. I predict a riot mush🤣👊🏻👀❄️❄️