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HEY!
DON'T FORGET TO DO YOUR DAILY CLICKS!
ONE FREE LITTLE CLICK IS ALL IT TAKES TO HELP CONTRIBUTE TO ALL THE PALESTINIANS OUT THERE WHO ARE SUFFERING AT THE HANDS OF ISR43L'S G3N0C1DE!!!
THE LINK IS IN THE REPLY!
//TEMPORARY PINNED//
[TAKEOVER START!]
Ugh... Seriously?
Out of ALL the places I wind up in, it HAS to be this toxic landfill?
I should've brought a hazmat suit with me... Gross.
//I'm just going to say this right fucking now because I'm pretty peeved about it.
If you don't like the way I'll be portraying Pomni for the time being, instead of fucking straight up telling me, unfollow or mute instead.
it ruins my self-esteem if you full-on tell me /srs /m
[Due to recent events, Pomni has something VERY serious to say. After reading what she said, please share this to spread awareness so that everyone can see.]
BREAKING:
⚡ 🇮🇱 Almost 20% DECLINE of The Israeli Economy
The Israeli economy contracted by 19.4% in the last quarter Q4 of 2023, due to the war on Gaza.
The first objective of the Palestinian resistance is being fulfilled. Massive reduction of Israel's economy and
Welcome to the Amazing Digital Group Chat, where one Caine accidentally locked himself in Broccoli Jail while I forget that sleep isn't a thing for us whilst another Caine questions what sleep is.
Though today is the last day of this month's Strike Week, keep in mind that people do NOT stop suffering once it's over!
With that being said, don't forget to do your daily click!
P.S. If you open the link in a private/incognito tab, you can do MULTIPLE clicks at once!
The Amazing Digital Circus troupe is so oblivious.
They really are.
They're all so focused on one SINGLE thing that for the most part they can't keep shift their focus onto something more SERIOUS.
A problem coming from WITHIN the virtual big top.
(1/?)
Listen up! It's going down!
If you haven't done your daily click yet then I VERY highly urge you to do so!
Though Strike Week is ending, I shall continue to speak out and retweet whenever I can, and you TOO should do the same!
BUT AS FREEDOM.
THE FREEDOM YOU'VE ALWAYS DESIRED BUT COULD NEVER GET DUE TO THE SHACKLES OF LIFE BONDING YOU.
AND I'LL BE HONORED TO BE YOUR SAVIOR.
[The Obfuscation Event/Arc has officially started...]
//jesus christ i got really caught up in the heat of the moment yesterday.
anyways now that i've got some sleep and have a clear head, ive decided that I'll be staying around.
Except on the condition that I'll be privating all my accounts for a good long while.
(1/2)
//i honestly really dont give afuckibg cshit about parodying anymore because its not worth it to me anymore so im going to most likely abandon all of my fucking accounts, including this one.
You might as well follow me on my main
@TraumaAnd
You all see this right?
THIS BANNER OF PALESTINIANS WHO WERE SLAIN IS SO LONG THAT THEY WEREN'T ABLE TO UNFOLD THE WHOLE THING.
Let that sink in for a second.
Wait a DANG second.
Why am I explaining this in the first place?!
It won't matter in the end because nobody will believe me and Caine will just totally deny it's existence until it's too late, JUST like that STUPID false exit!
Well, you know what? NOT THIS TIME.
(3/?)
I'm gonna change! Y-yeah, that's it! I'm gonna change the way things are around here because I'm SICK of being treated like nothing and I'm sick of EVERYONE else too!
AHAHAHA, THERE'S GOING TO BE MORE THAN JUST BEARS AND DEATH ON YOU IDIOT'S MINDS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (4/?)
I'veeeeeeee just now realized that I've never introduced myself yet, though some people may know who I am already, but that's okay!
My name is Pomni!
W-well, at least that's the name given to me after I've joined the Amazing Digital Circus; my actual name... I-I forgot.
Ladies, gentlemen, and entities of ALL identifications!
I, Zabyva, the Jester of Liberty have FINALLY made my grand return!
You may applaud and cheer now, but I'd advise you to wait until tomorrow's special spectacle, starring Ragatha as my special guest!
Hehehehehe...
But that's because Caine was trying to cover the ACTUAL threat up.
Yeah, that's right! There's another fate in the Digital Circus besides abstraction!
"Obfuscation" is what it's called, and it's nothing like abstracting!
Once you obfuscate, not only will you—
(2/?)
U-uh, hey, everyone! I know that things around here have gone off the deep end despite this being my first time h-here, but I have an idea!
How about you share with me your favorite people or "parody accounts" and tell me why you love them so much?
Spread the awareness too!
Well, anyways!
I'm proud to announce that the theme for the first Parody Twitter Splatfest has been announced!
The theme is "how do you prefer to unwind after a long day?"
Stay tuned for the Splatfest's starting and ending date!
#ParodySplatfest
Look, it's an actual thing now!
D-don't forget to, to uhm... To reply to join if you're part of the Amazing Digital Circus and WANT to legitimately j-join!
It'd be nice if you did~
Uhm... So, I think what's called my "writer" or w-whatever supposedly has ended up deciding to make a group chat for the Amazing Digital Circus "accounts" or something, s-so...
Reply to possibly j-join, I guess!
Golly, this is nerve-racking—
Hey, everyone!
Shiver here!
Once again, I'd like to remind everyone to do their daily click!
It makes me happy knowing that my reminders have been genuinely helping people out!
Apparently people have been rapidly becoming insane or something?
Ha! That's funny!
Pomni was NEVER sane to begin with!
That's why /I/, Zabyva, am here!
Since tomorrow is the Global Strike Day, does anyone have any questions for me regarding it or anything like that?
I'll answer them all to the best of my ability!
Hey! You know what the best way to start the day right is?
Doing your daily clicks!
The link is in the reply!
And don't forget: If you open the link in a private/incognito tab, you can do MULTIPLE clicks at once!
//Tomorrow the strike will be over for me so ill be going back to normal posts on all of my parody accounts.
THAT SAID HOWEVER, I */WILL/* BE CONTINUING TO UPDATE THIS THREAD AND CONTINUE TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE AND ALL OF THE OTHER OPPRESSED COUNTRIES OUT THERE!
Never gonna GIVE YOU UP,
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN,
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND,
AND DESERT YOU!
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY,
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE,
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE,
AND HURT YOU!
Step right up, folks!
Today's act presented by the Amazing Digital Circus is an amazing gruesome spectacle with Caine himself taking on the Lich!
That's why I'm taking the role of ringleader for this, because he may not survive!
Come on down, admission is totally free!
Why did that turkey who wanted to go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu show up for me for a second.
That's right: the turkey who wanted to go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu showed up for a second!
I-I think I discovered a new creature of some sort!
It's like made out of different objects and whatnot and it's...
P-pretty big!
I'm not /entirely/ sure what to call it, but I've just been referring to it as a "Donk".
//NO LEGITIMATELY THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR ALL THE SUPPORT AND WHATNOT YOU GAVE TO ME AND ALL OF MY ACCOUNTS EVER SINCE I STARTED PARODYING ON NOVEMBER 8TH 2020
EVEN WHEN I TRULY DIDNT DESERVE IT! /vpos /vsrs
//if you happen to see this tweet then that means I'm on break from Twitter until November 11th!
Don't go anywhere though, I'll be back before you all know it! :D
[Takeover Beginning Temp Pinned]
Why, oh my! Hello there! Hehe, I wasn't expecting company, no less whilst I'm still getting things set up here! Tell you what, Mommy will stay here for a bit whilst that jester kid is away, and once I'm done getting ready, we can play some GAMES!
The Amazing Digital Circus troupe is so oblivious.
They really are.
They're all so focused on one SINGLE thing that for the most part they can't keep shift their focus onto something more SERIOUS.
A problem coming from WITHIN the virtual big top.
(1/?)
Please please please please PLEASE fill this out if you are an American!
KOSA will permanently screw the whole internet as we know it over for GOOD if it passes!
The link to the full thread that this post is a part of will be down below!
Uhm... So, I think what's called my "writer" or w-whatever supposedly has ended up deciding to make a group chat for the Amazing Digital Circus "accounts" or something, s-so...
Reply to possibly j-join, I guess!
Golly, this is nerve-racking—
My writer allowed me to come back for a moment to say something.
Cry about it, Isafraudrael.
Keep boycotting, doing your daily clicks at , donating e-sims, and all that good stuff, everyone!
Hey!
Be sure to do your daily click if you haven't already done so yet!
And don't forget that If you open the link in a private/incognito tab, you can do MULTIPLE clicks at once!