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pikmin anon confessions

6 months

reposting and pinning this actually perhaps i’ll try again with what we’ve been usually doing, so i’ll be opening up the form again. if some asshole spams it again.. well im not sure what to do. -🦅 link to the form below to submit confessions!

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pikmin anon confessions

@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"AITA for attacking someone with a giant dog? I, 23M, had recently been sent to an uncharted planet to track down my coworker (44M). Now, for clarification, I hate my job. I'm underpaid and it's boring as hell, and my real passion lies in cooking. So when I was sent to a...

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@AnonymousPikmin

7 months

"In pikmin 3 , theres a voyage log by Charlie where he says that his crew all found a favorite place to sleep in the ship, but he sleeps at the door to stand guard. He said it’s difficult to get a good rest, so I think it’d be cute if the other 2 stayed to help him fall asleep..

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@AnonymousPikmin

8 months

"I saw someone headcanon alph as trans and I thought it was cool so I made art of him! and charlie is there too because he’s awesome :)" (check the reply too)

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"I'm a veteran pikmin fan. Got every pikmin game as soon as they came out. I love all the games and all the characters so much, both new and old! I love the franchise and I love the fanbase. Y'all's art and AUs and headcanons are all fantastic, don't let anyone keep you from...

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pikmin anon confessions

@AnonymousPikmin

11 months

"Hello, This is Captain Olimar, Captain of the S.S. Dolphin, I've been looking at this Twitter Account, And i am deeply disturbed by some of the things said about me, I am a married man with 2 kids, Please keep this in mind when referring to me, Thank you"

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pikmin anon confessions

@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"WOKE pikmin: Olimar Louie President Alph Brittany Charlie Pom Shepherd Collin Russ Dingo Yonny Bernard"

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"all of this queerphobia in the pikmin fandom makes me kinda sad so QUEER PIKMIN ARTISTS!!!!! PROMOTE URSELVES (If that is allowed) :3" YES IT IS ALLOWED!!!!!! DO IT, QUEERS!!!!!!!! PROMOTE YOURSELF!!!!!! I'LL RT IT ALL!!!!!!!!!! -💎

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"Maybe a strange confession but I am aroace and drawing pikmin ship art literally made me feel love for the first time which is incredibly funny to me. Love Is Real… it was charalph btw Here is the art if you want to see I am too.Embarrassed to actually post it AHH"

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"i like it when alph rolls his Rs when he says "drake""

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"i keep having gay dreams (straight male btw) about the captains is this normal?? like ive had at least 3 dreams recently where charlie holds me gently and kisses me, should i be concerned????"

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pikmin anon confessions

@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

disko here rq unfortunately we will have to close confessions because an asshole is flooding the submissions with a poop fetish or smth. we’re terribly sorry about this, hopefully we can find a way to resolve this. hope y’all have a good day. and reminder: we are all MINORS -🦅

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"What do you guys think of him"

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"If whatsapp was in Pikmin 4😂 I NEED you to collect Sparklium, Player. I NEED Glow Sap, new blood. I NEED Raw Materials, Player. I NEED you to train, Player. I NEED training, Player. I NEED Shepherd, Player. I NEED to be cured, Player. I NEED nectar, Captain. We NEED-

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"Love is in the air tonight? WRONG! [⚠️‼️𝗔 𝗦𝗡𝗘𝗔𝗞 𝗕𝗢𝗠𝗕 𝗜𝗦 𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗔𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 ‼️ ⚠️"

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

""Kill them with-" STFU, PIKMIN ATTACK 🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱⚘️⚘️🌱⚘️🌱🌱🌷🌱🌱⚘️⚘️🌱🌷⚘️🌷🌱⚘️⚘️🌷⚘️🌷⚘️🌱🌷⚘️🌷⚘️🌷🌱🌷⚘️⚘️🌷⚘️🌷⚘️🌷⚘️🌷⚘️🌷🌱🌷⚘️"

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"Girlfriend reveal!!"

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@AnonymousPikmin

8 months

"pikmin if it was in OHIO: RIZZnard cavern for a GYATT new BLUD GOOFY AHH long legs 😂😂 JUMBO bulbJOSH PIBBYmin"

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"Babe wake up new volatile dweevil just dropped (from the ceiling)"

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"IF OLIMAR HAD WHATSAPP -coworker: you left me TO DIE -evil plasmwraith: fortnite tonite queen? 👀 -my beautiful wife: OLIMAR I have a severe gambling addiction help m"

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

I’m back now -🏳️‍🌈

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"You just got LOUIED! Share this with your friends to totally LOUIE them! (Attach image of Louie)"

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

“olimar is kinda like freddy fazbear if you think about it”

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

🏳️‍🌈 mod has been kicked out of the team due to internal conflicts, that is all we wish to share about this situation. Thank you for your understanding. -👁

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

who did this -💎

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@AnonymousPikmin

8 months

"The PUSSY Site The Forest of HoPUSSY The Forest PUSSY The Distant PUSSY The Final PUSSY Valley of RePUSSY Awakening PUSSY Perplexing PUSSY Wistful PUSSY" ok -💎

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

...planet that was basically an all you can eat buffet, why would I want to leave? I found my coworker eventually, covered in what seemed to be leafs, and he was chilling out with a giant green dog. I thought, why couldn't I do the same? Some time had passed and I was being...

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

...justified in wanting to stay on the planet. So, AITA?"

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@AnonymousPikmin

11 months

"I wanna see more Pom x Shepherd content except it's that Pom Wraith AU I love so much. Please. That would make me cry /pos"

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@AnonymousPikmin

8 months

"I’m so tired of people saying pikmin 4 is the best, imo, it’s the weakest. 2 is better imo" this take STINKS -💎

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"Guys guys guys. Best pikmin ship? And by pikmin ship i mean the pikmin, not the rescue corp, strictly speaking what is the best pikmin x pikmin ship? (Hint: its white x purple)"

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pikmin anon confessions

@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"I find it funny how homophobic pikmin Fans exist like they get all upset like “n-no!!! You can’t ship two m-m-m-men together!!!! You can’t do that!!!! 🤓🤓🤓” Like dude what do you expect like 98% of the cast is ONLY men do they expect Shepherd and Brittany to be shipped with...

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"Do you think Yonny purposefully scares Dingo on rollercoasters by bringing an extra screw and pulls a “Oh this just fell out on the side by the way”"

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

...hunted down by this person and their yellow dog, much smaller than this green one that I had taken into my possession. So you'd have to understand, when I found an even bigger dog, I thought it would be the right move to scare them off so they'd go home. I think I'm...

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"Olimar definitely plays just dance with his kiddos and almost has a asthma attack trying to keep up"

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@AnonymousPikmin

6 months

"PIKMIN if it was WOKE: OLIMAR LOUIE The President of Hocotate Freight The President's Lovely Wife ALPH BRITTANY CHARLIE"

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

there's literally nothing wrong with this, shipping isn't "weird horny shit" like you said, it's just people having fun with the characters. if you dont like it you can block the account, but stop asking for its deletion because that isnt happening. -💎

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pikmin anon confessions

@AnonymousPikmin

8 months

"why do people hate the buborb larva i like the buborb larver, they just little creatures :(" they are the spawn of satan. -💎

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"Louis oikmin? Yeah Okimer pijmin? Ok Yeas I live Al captins ❤️❤️❤️"

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"I was doing the laundry and saw a brown streak on my underwear that perfectly resembled a yellow Pikmin ears and all. I took a picture but there's no way I could share something like that publicly."

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"That’s it. I’m never gonna talk about Louie again. Congrats. You made me hate a character I really liked and one of my favorite things from the Pikmin series. Happy now?"

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@AnonymousPikmin

8 months

hey, i inform you all to please take a look at this. its important that you do read this, since this is a pretty big person in the community that has done awful things to a close friend of mine. -🦅

Ochrehorns 🏳️‍⚧️

@OchreHorns

8 months

Hello. I spent 24 hours in the ER due to continued harassment from a notable person in the Pikmin community ( @ZatchMehr ), over the course of nearly two months. I encourage this document to be read fully. **DO NOT WITCH-HUNT/ATTACK/PILE/DOX ANYONE**

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"You've heard of shipping captains but now get ready for HATING captains, it's like shipping but the two characters absolutely hate each other in your headcanon For example...Brittany absolutely hates Louie and wants that mf dead"

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pikmin anon confessions

@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"Too much negativity on the acc lately, I'd like to remind you all how sweet the relationship between Olimar and Moss is. Moss, who Olimar had only met for a canonical minimum of 2 weeks, was taken into his care. When he saw Moss suffering on the S.S Dolphin while on his...

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"The "Louie did nothing wrong" crowd gets real quiet when you bring up how he kidnapped captains with moss and was clearly in control the whole time Guys all I'm saying is he can be your little silly guy while also being a little evil c'mon"

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

...enjoying and creating pikmin content!"

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pikmin anon confessions

@AnonymousPikmin

8 months

"Olimar is a cool guy, like if you agree"

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pikmin anon confessions

@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"Do you think Olimar keeps photo strips of his favorite pikmin in his wallet even when he goes back home? Like he just takes it out and shows his kids like 'this one's jeremy and this one's steve and here's jarvis and indigo and bob and...'"

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pikmin anon confessions

@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"Really glad we got Pikmin 4. I appreciate the new features but it feels like there's charm missing. Really enjoyed it and I'm glad the decade long wait is over. I miss rainy days, day end map review videos, multiple (non-canine) captains & the graphics are more toy-like than 3."

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"Pikmin 4 having one of the people you rescue be a streamer implies some alien version of twitch exists in the pikmin universe, which also implies there's bathtub streams in the Pikmin universe"

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"People lusting for the Pikmin captains fail to realize that they’re less than an inch tall, any sexual act would literally kill them"

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@AnonymousPikmin

11 months

"woke pikmin be like. oliPRONOUNS louGAY alPANSEXUAL britaLESBIAN yonny shepWOKE"

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"bzzrt! olimar you have a wife, why are you kissing your coworker?"

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"STOP HATING ON OLIMARS WIFE!!! she learned her mistakes after messing up but y'all wanna act like she was always a terrible person. Louie tried to kill his coworker and y'all go "but he's just a silly guy" yet y'all are fine with shitting on olimar's wife despite her actually..

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"People need to majorly calm down over ships. If stuff like louimar and pingo is enough to ruin your day and cause hate then you’re not well versed in fandom :/"

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"There should not be minors running this account. Period." (Skipped hella confessions to address this one. Your fault you made it based around NSFW and shipping?? We just did what we're supposed to do & post confessions YOU MAKE! TAKE SOME FUCKIN ACCOUNTABILITY YOU BASTARD!! -🏳️‍🌈)

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"yonny is so ambidextr?adrogynous it’s like if a man and woman had a baby"

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@AnonymousPikmin

6 months

whoever is harassing us by sending porn to the submissions fuck you -👁

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"can you guys stop drawing ship art of the captains and draw them doing cool things like DRIVING FUCKING MOTORCYCLES AND DOING FUCKING BACKFLIPS YEAHAHHHHHHH"

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@AnonymousPikmin

8 months

"Do you think Louie tried to sneak a Pikmin home once just because he wanted to (not to eat it) but then it died on the way home and he was like “Oh shit Oli’s gonna kill me”"

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"i need more art of dingo and yonny (either platonic or romantic idc) doing whatever because their dynamic is so funny and insane please im on my knees i miss when people would make art like that sm (its also really funny that theyre childhood friends. this insane friendship...

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@AnonymousPikmin

11 months

“if it was up to me i'd feed louie all the weird food he wants. like bulborb steak? here u go. i could fix him. we'd have therapy while he chows down on his fiery blowhog roast. i'd be like "so where did it all start?" and louie would say while eating "i ate wet cement as a kid"”

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@AnonymousPikmin

11 months

"(slight nsfw?) as a child from age 5 - 11 I was completely obsessed with Pikmin. but when I learned what sex was and how babies were made, I was very upset because that meant Olimar had sex, and I couldn't get that cursed image of him doing it out of my mind. I couldn't-

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pikmin anon confessions

@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"Destroy the Lumiknoll old blood"

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pikmin anon confessions

@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

we’ll be unbanning louimar, since the ship itself doesnt cause discourse, but the hate people gave it when it was unbanned does. when we post any louimar confessions in the future, and we get some discourse for it, we WILL block you. still tho, no hate to any ship in general. -🦅

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"moss is NOT homophobic! spread the word!!" YEAH Moss loves all people 🔥🔥-💎

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@AnonymousPikmin

11 months

“i want to throw rock pikmin at people”

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

WE’RE BACK!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!! -🦅

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@AnonymousPikmin

11 months

"bark bark bark bark bark bark, bark bark bark, bark bark bark, bark bark bark, bark bark bark, bark bark bark bark, bark bark bark, bark, bark bark bark bark"

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

oh. thats a bunch of fetish submissions. and they're all repeats of the same copypasta that has been sent like 4 times now

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pikmin anon confessions

@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"What would Pom Wraith taste like"

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"We need to make a pikmin version of "this is black diamond""

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

""but olimar has a wife" AND A HUSBAND HE CAN HAVE BOTH louiemar will be real"

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@AnonymousPikmin

11 months

"You cannot like olimar and hate louie that man is the number one louie apologist, practically president of his fan club bro."

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"Moss loves gay people Moss loves bi people Moss loves trans people Moss loves all people"

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"i brought my louie plush to school and my teacher asked who he was and i told him "louie from pikmin" and he raised him up and said to everyone in a loud voice "look guys its louie from pikmin!" WHAT THE FUUUUCKKKKK"

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@AnonymousPikmin

11 months

"One time I accidentally called white pikmin "whore pikmin" and I cried for 3 days"

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"is Yonny a nickname for a full name, is his full name like Yonald Or Yonathan"

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@AnonymousPikmin

11 months

“when i was little i played pikmin 2 a lot and recently i went on my childhood save to see that i was on day 200+ and had thousands of pikmin but i hadnt yet finished the game”

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"Get out of my head pomwraith Get out of my head pomwraith Get out of my head pomwraith Get out of my head pomwraith Get out of my head pomwraith Get out of my head pomwraith Get out of my head pomwraith Get out of my head pomwraith Get out of my head pomwraith GET OUT OF...

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"You like Louimar, but I don't. And that's ok." literally how all of the big """""""drama"""""""" on pikmintwt could be solved -👁️

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"yonny should be added in the sexypedia"

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"if you dont like pomwraith FUCK YOU! #POMWRAITH4LIFE "

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"The anon that said hocotations are Spanish and Koppaites are Mexican ARE RIGHT!!! Cmon. The Koppaites roll their r's and Olimar and Schnauz end some sentences with ...no? Very Mexican behavior. Even my Mexican mother said all pikmin and captains are Mexican after seeing me...

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

This might be a smallish account but I don't care, I still think this is important and want to use this platform. Free Palestine. please do everything you can to support Palestine against the genocide they're facing. -👁️

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"now listen to me new blood, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go on a night expedition, and i need you to protect the lumiknoll with those green glowing bastards to get the glow sap. if you come back...

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"Are you ready for songwriting lessons, class?" Paul McCartney shivers. Kendrick Lamar's hair stands up. Kurt Cobain begins shaking. Thom Yorke gulps. "Yes, (composers of the pikmin series)", they say in unison."

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

hello! not sure if my role will be permanent but for the time being im here to help with submissions. i hope i can uh be cool or whatever -👁️

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@AnonymousPikmin

11 months

"can we talk about how louie in pikmin 4 is some seriously like, ACTUALLY good autistic rep??"

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@AnonymousPikmin

11 months

"pom is the best pikmin character of all time but none of you have realized that yet. i love pom. i wish she was real so i could gently hold her in my hands. she needs way more fans that she has now. pom forever"

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"Love when people draw louie using olimar as a chewtoy, olimar just talking to someone and louie fucking bites his ear and olimar is just like ""oh dw he just does that sometimes :)))"""

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

is this it?

pikmin anon confessions

@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"You guys should change your pfp to that one photo of oatchi with sunglasses because we’re anonymous:)" but squinting oatchi is so iconic for this account now.. i'll do a poll

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"i do not like loualph because every single time ive seen it depicted it was so extremely out of character. genuinely no hate to loualph shippers, i feel like you can do whatever you want, and its awesome! but it feels like you took the characters and just changed them so...

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"yknow when loue's beatin' your ass in a dandori battle and goes "you like that?" like... maybe i do ya bitch"

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"hey new blood. can i borrow your whole entire arm"

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"I need more content of Louie getting better holy shit. I feed off of content of Olimar helping Louie overcome trauma and genuinely being proud when Louie exclaims he's finally gaining weight again! No one understands my vision"

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@AnonymousPikmin

10 months

"i love the crumbug from hey pikmin. the crumbug is the best thing to come out of that game it is SO CUTE!! ^_^ (attach picture of crumbug here)"

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

All of these are basically the same thing so I’m putting them all in the same thing -🏳️‍🌈 “do you think that louie would play ultrakill” “do you think that yonny would play ultrakill” “do you think that d*ngo would play ultrakill” “do you think that collin would play ultrakill”

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@AnonymousPikmin

11 months

“I wish Puffstools were real so i could throw them at the wall when i get angry”

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@AnonymousPikmin

9 months

"there's been a massive monkey paw effect with the success of pikmin 4. yes the games are more successful now meaning pikmin 5 won't be hell to get but now the fandom has a lot more weirdos and assholes ruining the fun. I feel bad for the staff of this acc since they seem to...

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