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This is my baseball burner account

Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2022
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@Anna_8008
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7 months
I’m going to start tracking the weird baseball merch I see out here. I live in Bentleigh, a nice & boring suburb of Melbourne. Today I saw a guy wearing a chief wahoo hat and a Red Sox t shirt.
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@Anna_8008
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1 year
@amaldorai @parismarx How many people do you think get $300k (adjusted for inflation) from their parents??
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@Anna_8008
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8 months
Dodgers need ~972 innings from starters: 1. Yamamoto - 162 2. Bobby - 162 3. Glasnow - 150 4. Buehler - 100 5. Paxton - 100 6. Sheehan - 81 7. Yarborough- 81 8. Kershaw - 50 9. Grove - 50 10. Stone - 36 Does any of that feel unreasonable?
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@Anna_8008
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6 months
Or you could pull this quote from the article, but that would get fewer clicks, right?
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@TheAthletic
The Athletic
6 months
The fan who caught Shohei Ohtani's first Dodgers home run says L.A. pressured her into giving up the ball, she tells @SamBlum3 . Ambar Roman says security separated her from her husband and made her accept a low-ball offer.
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2 years
@glaagafragadu @UmpScorecards You really think this is acceptable in a playoff game?
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2 years
@TalkinBaseball_ Dbacks are gonna be reallllly annoying in a year or two…
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2 years
@TalkinBaseball_ This is the weirdest, most awkward free agent situation I’ve ever seen. Like, please trade him back if he cant act like a professional. We don’t want him.
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6 months
@FrankiesTwoLoud @TillyKid Not sure whether you can read, but just in case
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2 years
@JomboyMedia @redturn2 Just guys being dudes
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2 years
@zillowgonewild Those walls have never heard the sound of laughter
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2 years
@TalkinBaseball_ Wait there’s no way the Rockies are beating them *again*?
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1 year
@JayCuda And this is why I don’t trust defensive metrics
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2 months
Freeman, Mookie, Brusdar, Grove, Brasier, Edman, Rosario, Kopech, Flaherty should all be here within 1-3 weeks Muncy and Yamamoto hopefully in a month or so That’s a lot of reinforcements!!
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@Anna_8008
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5 months
@Viraltitokvids @hansmollman These are not real people. They are just Seinfeld bits for a new generation.
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5 months
@CrosslandCal @ThoraxeMan @maeghanvictoria @ryanwhitney6 Women are supposed to enjoy it when you have sex with them hope that helps
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10 months
@Cardinals_Live @BenVerlander Why don’t you quote the clause that specifically says there are no limits to the amount of money that can be deferred?
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2 years
@PadresStrong @MLB @Dodgers @budweiserusa You see, when teams clinch a division, they typically celebrate with beer and champagne. I understand you haven’t seen your team do that before so it must be confusing.
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2 years
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2 years
@Jared_Carrabis Responses to this tweet: - “he’s also striking out half the time” - “ruining baseball” - “something something pitch clock sucks”
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@Anna_8008
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25 days
“West coast bias” LMAO Only a New Yorker could claim anti-NYC bias with a straight face
@JonHeyman
Jon Heyman
25 days
. On NL MVP: Making a case for all-around play and against the apparent West Coast bias
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@Anna_8008
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7 months
@KieranMcConne17 @11lizzie lol you don’t have a girlfriend
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2 years
@SNYtv I mean, as a mom, I’m *extremely concerned* about how close that baby is to the railing
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2 years
@_therealdrose Like, may as well shoot to be an 88 win team and hope you get hot. Why bother spending all that money?
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1 year
@megbasham @MeLlamoTrevor FYI, this is what an actual Christian looks like. Hope this helps.
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@Anna_8008
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6 months
@Rams_Ezequiel @SamBlum3 Read the complaint!! It’s all in there.
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1 year
@_therealdrose @sam_scherer99 Guy admittedly hates the dodgers and dodger fans. Can’t wait for Shohei to come here so he can twist himself in that pretzel
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@Anna_8008
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2 years
@azfreedman This is perfect
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2 years
@Colorado_N8tive @steinkobbe Please visit Europe or Australia. I beg you. You don’t have to live like this and you don’t even realize.
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@Anna_8008
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5 months
@shoheisaveus Huh? I could not disagree more…
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@Anna_8008
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7 months
People assuming Ohtani set up Ippei as a fall guy because they’ve seen that happen in movies are crazy to me.
@ShotimeLAD
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7 months
If this is true then Ohtani is a loyal friend to the very end.
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@Anna_8008
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3 months
Mets booth just said the dodgers are 10 games over .500 and talked about their shortcomings, and it made me IRRATIONALLY angry. FIRST OF ALL, we are TWENTY games over and we’re the ONLY ones allowed to talk smack about our team OK??
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@Anna_8008
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2 years
@zillowgonewild There’s not enough sage in the world
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@Anna_8008
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19 days
Truly the worst year in over a decade. Huge expectations, historic offseason, then not even a fun summer or 100 wins, and headed for humiliation in the playoffs
@GrandpaKersh
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19 days
this year did not have even have a fun dodger summer and we’re still gonna get cooked in the playoffs
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1 year
@amaldorai @brent_bisgard @parismarx There’s a difference between *inheriting* $300k in property, stocks and savings and getting a $300k *cash gift* knowing there’s a much larger inheritance coming too.
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3 months
@MLBNetwork @jaysonst No Mookie is absurd
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1 year
@GonsolinRBW We have a top farm system, the worst pitching in franchise history, and a great offense. Expecting improvement is not being spoiled.
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2 years
@comemierda_sfl @ChadMoriyama It’s actually really fun being a fan of a team that wins 100+ games every year, knowing homegrown guys are likely to stay, and no star player is out of reach!
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1 year
@karlravechespn @Dodgers @mookiebetts So many sloppy mistakes tonight
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@Anna_8008
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5 months
I don’t think the Braves are as bad as they looked this weekend, but man… that felt GOOD
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@Anna_8008
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29 days
Flaherty Glasnow Yamamoto Stone That’s all we need. If they suck, they suck. It’s not for lack of talent.
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2 years
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2 years
@MLBMetrics How is it you still don’t understand: yes, all the good teams were doing *something* at some point. What the Astros did was *by far the worst*. Like, you can still love your team and not act like they’re innocent victims.
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3 months
@Klein25 I don’t think you understand how cooked the bullpen is
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7 months
@jcwrld05 @JeffPassan I think this tidbit shows he wasn’t tho. He was about to cover for Ippei then realised he’d been stealing from him.
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@Anna_8008
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5 months
@scotttheskeptic @GrantBrisbee After googling WAR you can also google “what does replacement level mean in baseball” 😊
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@Anna_8008
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1 year
Mets fans are not okay lol Bobby for Verlander??? Lmao.
@Ben_Yoel
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1 year
If I’m the Mets I’m not even entertaining sending Justin Verlander to the Dodgers if Bobby Miller isn’t the first name out of their mouth.
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7 months
@FabianArdaya From second?!?
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2 years
@tjchodebain @mookiebetts But he’s not a shortstop?
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18 days
Ippei, honestly
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@Anna_8008
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5 months
Muncy said on FT he would pair gold cleats with the new unis, so I’m not convinced this is it. If it is, I absolutely don’t get the concept.
@DyeMyColor
Hempty Dumpty
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@sportslogosnet Today, I found a jersey which possibly Dodgers’ new City Connect jersey.
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6 months
@travisinLB Will about to win the Pulitzer for interpreting
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7 months
@JeremiahBonds @JeffPassan It literally just happened
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2 years
@iEnsurity @UmpScorecards Do you know what 0.01 means
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6 months
@EephusBlue 100%. Reporters, too.
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2 years
@THEREAL_DV Alex “We fucking stole that World Series” Cora? Cool.
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@Anna_8008
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9 months
Pros 1. It’s not my money! 2. He shortens the game if he deigns to pitch 3. We have 3 lefties total Cons 1. Those tweets 2. He’s 30 and 5 years is forever 3. Gotta mention those tweets again
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Bruce Kuntz
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Per @JimBowdenGM , Josh Hader is looking for a contract bigger than Edwin Diaz’s 5y/$102M deal Bowden mentioned the #Yankees , #Rangers and #Dodgers as three teams that are in play, but said that nobody has surpassed $100M with an offer as of yet
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@Anna_8008
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2 years
@aaliyahsdad_ @ESPNF1 Hm I wonder what’s different about him in particular?
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2 years
@zillowgonewild Over/under on number of Illuminati rituals performed in this house?
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6 months
As much as I dislike the Padres, it’s sure nice to see the Cubs get bodied after how their fans acted this weekend
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2 years
@BlakeHarrisTBLA He’s legit the GM every fan base wishes they had
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2 years
@MannyOnMLB @jaysonst I’ve seen enough! Phillies in 1!
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2 years
@RadioFriar Oof you’re not supposed to admit that beating us was your WS
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2 years
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3 months
@JeffPassan @sondraa Can we borrow your brother in law to weigh in on how tf this even happens?
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2 years
@xDweamx @mike_petriello He’s second at 8.8 if you add his pitching and offensive WAR. So it’s not such a huge disparity.
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@A_Huffstutler @JeffPassan @Alden_Gonzalez @pinepaula It’s not one transaction, it’s many over 3 years
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2 years
@YanksBar @TalkinBaseball_ It’s a long way back when you hit such a low bottom. The trajectory looks good!
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2 months
I don’t know if I tweeted it at the time, but I remember thinking Glasnow would need another IL stint before September to make sure he doesn’t increase his innings by more than 25% this year. I hope that’s all it is…
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@Anna_8008
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6 months
Not to mention the insane takes about shohei’s character and intelligence framed as “analysis”. I even saw “I’m not blaming the victim (if he even is a victim) BUT…”
@ChadMoriyama
Chad Moriyama
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No I mean the analysis that came after that from the media and the smartest people in the room on Baseball Twitter. All the experts that came out and said it was absolutely impossible and the banking had safeguards and all that stuff.
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2 years
@Buster_ESPN Just great vibes for his new team and teammates. Awesome.
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2 years
@VPasquantino I like horns. I just don’t like a single horn.
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2 years
@CalJestah @YankeeWRLD Only recent fans. Most of us remember the horror of the McCourt years.
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6 months
I’m sorry what??????? Absolutely no clue when or why this happened…
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3 months
Soooo what I’m hearing is they’ll try to get Yamamoto back to see if he can pitch at all this year, but he’s likely gonna have surgery at some point regardless 💀
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@Anna_8008
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16 days
Hey here’s our third starter!
@FoulTerritoryTV
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"It's on my wish list" @Dodgers relief pitcher Michael Kopech says he would like to start again one day, but "it's up to the organization at this point" and says he has "found a fit" in the bullpen.
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2 months
I’ve literally never seen Joe Kelly pitch a clean inning ever in my life
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@LucaGuadagnegro @PitchingNinja That’s totally rational
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@rbhockey6 I think they go Yamamoto 3 to make sure he’s only pitching once a week (assuming they advance)
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2 years
@glaagafragadu @UmpScorecards Ah ok you’re a troll, got it.
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Remember when Kershaw walked off the mound holding the ball in ‘21 with the elbow issue and we all thought that was it for him? And then Muncy tore his UCL on the last day of the year? And then JT tore his hamstring in the DS? Those are the vibes right now.
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I love you, it’s ruining my life @Dodgers
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3 years
@TalkinBaseball_ @AndrewMarchand Joe Davis genuinely loves baseball, and has great anecdotes about every player. This is good.
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@rbhockey6 You could post about your grandma’s softball game and they’d comment about how much better the Braves are
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@Klein25 Yamamoto, Glasnow, Flaherty, plus two of Buehler, Miller, Kershaw, Paxton, Sheehan, Knack, Hurt, Wrobleski, Gonsolin, Ryan, and May should’ve been enough.
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@Anna_8008
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2 years
@SocDoneLeft @JasonSCampbell Being gay is, actually, the only true manifestation of pure masculinity.
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2 years
@LindseyGrdina @JoeNBC Yes, the famously low payroll and small-ball playing Phillies and Padres 🙄
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9 months
@tylermilliken_ This was a great move for the Sox.
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@MazurFocus That’s uhhh a pretty big difference
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1 year
@_therealdrose Especially when they have two of the dirtiest relievers in the game 😭
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8 months
@DanTown22 He threw 58.1 across 10 starts in 2020 and was healthy for the playoffs. I imagine they’ll be suuuuper slow building him up. If he’s 10-20 K’s short, I’m sure he’ll just exercise his option for ‘25 and come back to get the 3000!
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@Anna_8008
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1 year
@MLBDeadlineNews That’s what the world thinks Americans eat every day
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@shoheisaveus Hollywood, baby 😎 we have the best video production crew in the game
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2 years
@FlipJx @Reiner_Jake In baseball history, actually. A team that won 110+ games has never lost in the DS before.
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2 years
@stockabuse @iankar_ They usually are. (“Self-declared” is the clue.)
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5 months
You cannot be serious these numbers are RIGHT THERE
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@BBorbz
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@Anna_8008 There is no way. Dodgers led the league in batter strikeouts not long ago. With Muncy, Teo, CT3, Pages...even Freddie and Lux striking out more than usual.
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1 year
@TruthH3rtz @Matthew__Moreno Hm. Thought they might be planning the next round of pregnancies.
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7 months
I have a feeling Austin Barnes is gone
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2 years
@mike_petriello I’ve watched every single dodger game and I swear, I would have guessed they’re probably around average. I should probably spend less time on r/dodgers…
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