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This Lethal Weapon reboot looks shit

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Why does Titchmarsh look like he’s hanging upside down like a bat in a church loft

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“I’m appalled by the very existence of cancel culture.” Alan Titchmarsh tells @MattChorley why he wants to “safeguard” free speech. Tune to 🔴

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Look what I got from the car boot sale for £3. Hello childhood 😀

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Happy Raoul Moat day

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Footballer Paul Gascoigne has arrived at scene saying he is a friend of Raoul Moat.

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Do you work in… BUSINESS?

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7 months

Hedge porn, white dog shit and chip pan fires

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Can anyone identify what it is that the country no longer has, that Lee Anderson wants back?

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longbangers

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What's the best tweet you've ever seen?

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The north east doesn’t want you either. Fuck off elsewhere you thick cunt

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1 year

Do you want to see the epic #FacebookNews about the stolen grass? Of course you fucking do

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1 year

Looks more like a dress to me

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Taylor Swift spotted in New Jersey.

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unwise but not illegal

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Time to post this again

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This will never not be funny

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New advent calendar lads - Hans Gruber falling off Nakatomi Plaza

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It’s becoming increasingly clear that lots of people don’t know what hedge porn is

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Hedge porn, white dog shit and chip pan fires

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Here we go again

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I guess they found out where to send the letter

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The Oscar Race

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Which actor would you like to play the next James Bond? I'll start:

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*runs downstairs* *looks under Ed Balls tree* HE’S BEEN HE’S BEEN

Is It Ed Balls Day?

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Today is Ed Balls Day.

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Rt Hon Nadine Dorries

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🧵 There is much speculation about the time at which I become appointed the bailiff of Northstead Manor, as part of the arcane resignation process when standing down as an MP.

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little frige #FacebookNews

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Mike Parry is trending. You know the rules

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Saturday

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Filming for the new Miss Congeniality sequel can now continue

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Bullock pulled from sinkhole by back legs 'absolutely superb' a month on from ordeal

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Mr Black⁛

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How do you approach a stranger you're romantically interested in

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Peppa Pig has a “big surprise” to be announced tomorrow.

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munke pots #FacebookNews

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Fuck their spoons up big fella

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Aliens are taking control of WhatsApp and other social media platforms . Mark my words major collapse soon. #WhatsApp #Aliens

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I guess I need to start tweeting #FacebookNews on a regular basis again now

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Not long now lads

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@piersmorgan We’re just exciting/dangerous men

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Les Dennis is a fucking legend

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Bonjour #FacebookNews

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In 1975 no kidneys were removed In 1976 no kidneys were removed In 1977 no kidneys were removed In 1978 no kidneys were removed In 1979 no kidneys were removed In 1980 no kidneys were removed In 1981 two kidneys were removed In 1982 no kidneys were removed

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“How much is it?” “£3995” “£20 and I’ll shake your hand” #TheApprentice

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what interview clip lives in your mind rent free

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What’s one song that should’ve had a bigger moment?

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Ah, Scott Benton. The Jonathan Gullis of Lee Andersons

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9 months

It’s a bellend isn’t it? A bellend. It’s a bellend

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3 years

I say hello childhood. I never actually had one as a child, my parents couldn’t afford one. But I vividly remember the advert where the kid delivers an apple to his dad using the trailer (sold separately)

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CRYING HERE

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Good morning #FacebookNews

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Reading the George Osborne email

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Head chog #FacebookNews

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@markjenkinsonmp

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@Telegraph

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What a time to be alive

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Rishi Sunak is a cunt.

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@drivelcast @vizcomic Stone cold classic

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2 years

Here we go again

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1 year

Got about 400 new followers off the back of that facecloth thread. Welcome new people, and remember: tories are cunts and pineapple is perfectly acceptable on pizza

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rip julius caesar u were taken 2 soon gone but not forgotten brutus u slag

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#FacebookNews

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5 months

Good morning. Just a quick reminder if you’re doing a vote today: 1. Take photo ID 2. Don’t vote Tory

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My 12-year-old child has just told me that my mother was a hamster and my father smelled of elderberries and I could not love him more

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Genuinely thought he was sitting with his legs ridiculously wide apart

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Good evening chums

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2 years

You know when a dog tries to open a door, they jump up and scrat at it with their paws? Not my hound.

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@antmiddleton

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@FireyRoxy It is literally this

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Never forget

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OLONI BABY 🍒

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Show me a sweet message where your love interest reaffirmed you. A beautiful text, a funny joke, a nice response to a selfie. I wanna see

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Some gammon throbber has replied to the BBC’s Mary Earps SPOTY tweet with “it’s just a popularity contest now”

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1 year

Floella Benjamin doesn’t look a day older than she did when presenting Play School when I was a nipper in the 70s. Which is annoying because I’m 49 and look like a scarred ballbag

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What a joy it was today to share my #Windrush journey with Oxfordshire school governors. Many are my #Playschool Babies and are making a huge difference to children’s lives. They loved seeing Humpty again

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*wipes tear* #FacebookNews

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Scott Bryan

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The BBC has still not announced who will be announcing our points at Eurovision. Who would you pick?

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3 years

Is it wrong that this is where my brain went

The Independent

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#Tornado 🔴 The Austin metro area was under a flood alerting warning on Tuesday morning following tornadoes and strong winds overnight. ⬇️

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Good evening chums

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Doesn’t matter if that Darren Grimes tweet is real or fake, he’s still a complete cunt

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*wipes tear*

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Now for a slap up meal eh readers

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The comments on the local paper’s website rarely fail to deliver

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They do hot dogs in jars or tins of 8 but hot dog buns in packs of 6. Sort it out for fuck’s sake

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2 years

BIRTHDAY PARMO!

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@Tweet_Dec sue you’re shouting at sweets

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Don’t vote Tory.

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SUPERMATCH GAME SUPERMATCH GAME SUPERMATCH GAME SUPERMATCH GAME SUPERMATCH GAME SUPERMATCH GAME SUPERMATCH GAME SUPERMATCH GAME

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RAY BLOODY PURCHASE

Total Film

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Stranger Things season 5 has one name redacted in its cast list – and fans are trying to work out who it is

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I wanted to cry when I read that. I fucking love that boy.

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“Say you’re working hard delivering for the country”

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Big Russ in the butchers

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The missus is absolutely buzzing that the new series of Bridgerton is out. I myself have never sampled said tellyshow until this evening but I can confirm that it is in fact absolute shite

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Got the job lads

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He’s teabagged her hasn’t he

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BONGLO

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