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maxi (they/them) 🍉

3 months

these two are doing anything BUT what they're supposed to. the emperor should've known better than to leave the fate of the world in the hands of two twinks (please enjoy this shitty silly video i put together of some clips from act 1)

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@drowhalfelf

6 months

“i just think it’s unrealistic how much sex is shoved in the player’s face in bg3” motherfucker if i was in a life or death scenario and surrounded by hot people with no idea whether we would live to see the next day…we would be fucking like dogs

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@drowhalfelf

4 months

this was genuinely scary

CFC SAMMY ☘️

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4 months

What’s your most viral tweet

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@drowhalfelf

2 months

larian tweaking tav’s facial expression to be less distressed with the ascended astarion kiss…cowards!!! you’re all a bunch of cowards!!

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@drowhalfelf

4 months

fics where astarion gets lost in the sauce the first time he drinks human blood and ends up rutting into you like an animal in heat send tweet

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@drowhalfelf

6 months

sex is something that is sacred and should be cherished between an elven vampire and a non-binary hottie, or whatever the bible said

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@drowhalfelf

6 months

guys the secret to making friends online is to just hop in their dms and pretend you're already besties. us autistic bitches hate small talk, unleash your unhinged thoughts to them instead (obviously within reason and when appropriate)

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@drowhalfelf

3 months

every time i get this line i feel like i'm being clocked for being autistic

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@drowhalfelf

6 months

when i’m in a “most effective puppy dog eyes” competition and this motherfucker shows up

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@drowhalfelf

6 months

do NOT and i repeat DO NOT have your party composed of gale, astarion, and wyll it is very hard to not be distracted when you have three hot men grunting at every slight ledge or climb

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@drowhalfelf

3 months

astarion photos where he has his chin slightly upturned and his ears stick out more prominently will always have my back

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@drowhalfelf

6 months

if i can’t have something to look forward to while i’m enduring the trauma of trying to save the world i’m just gonna kill myself. i’m sorry

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@drowhalfelf

6 months

obsessed with how vibrant astarion’s eyes are in good lighting

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@drowhalfelf

6 months

i am on bg3 tik tok for the astarion and gale edits and whatever the fuck this is

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@drowhalfelf

4 months

what i eat in a day as a self proclaimed elf enthusiast!!

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@drowhalfelf

2 months

afab as in “assigned fag at birth”

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@drowhalfelf

2 months

loving him. cherishing him. squeezing him affectionately.

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@drowhalfelf

16 days

every time i see this meme floating around i think of them

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@drowhalfelf

6 months

the ears!!! i'm not okay don't look at me

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@drowhalfelf

6 months

guys i just thought about this, but imagine if when astarion gets mad or irritated his ears slightly twitch like how people will flare their nostrils. i don't think i could ever argue with him again without folding i will be thinking about this for the next 3-5 business days

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@drowhalfelf

5 months

please just kill me dude i can't fucking take it

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@drowhalfelf

24 days

very not mindful. very not demure.

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@drowhalfelf

25 days

boy why you so ears...

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@drowhalfelf

5 months

i’m so depressed i need jaheira to tell me she’s proud of me pls and thank you

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@drowhalfelf

3 months

holding him so close to me and never letting go. sorry bro you’re stuck with me

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@drowhalfelf

2 months

can we please bring back that day where everyone was posting art of astarion beating his meat. that was actually the best day on bg3 twitter ever

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@drowhalfelf

3 months

twink on twink violence is happening in the camp as we speak

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@drowhalfelf

5 months

@MYTADPOLEINBIO LESBIANS INCOMING!

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@drowhalfelf

5 months

GUYS I’M NO LONGER DEPRESSED JAHEIRA SAID SHE’S PROUD OF ME

Tracy Wiles is Jaheira

@TracyWiles

5 months

@drowhalfelf Proud of you, Cub.

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@drowhalfelf

5 months

procrastinating killing cazador by taking pictures of astarion

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@drowhalfelf

6 months

larian HAS to see the amount of people who are asking for them to fix/finish wyll’s storyline and romance, right?

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@drowhalfelf

6 months

@klep0th you get it!!

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@drowhalfelf

6 months

looking for more bg3 mutuals! #bg3twt about: -25, they/them, 🏳️‍⚧️transmasc, autistic -astarion lover (derogatory) -other interests: old school runescape, other games, metalcore music -i have 4 tavs (first two are my self-inserts) interactions appreciated! show me your tavs!

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@drowhalfelf

8 days

artists who draw astarion with blush on the tips of his ears....thank you

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@drowhalfelf

6 months

shoutout to the people who write astarion as soft to the degree of it potentially being ooc. i love soft astarion and i don’t care if it’s realistic or not!!

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@drowhalfelf

6 months

this scene...does things to me

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@drowhalfelf

2 months

@taihou_tianai oh joyce…they made tav less distressed. the fucking cowards can’t stick to their own narrative!!

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@drowhalfelf

5 months

when can we expect fixes to wyll’s story/romance?? wyll has not gotten the same treatment as other companions in terms of content and story and that is something that needs to be fixed

Larian Studios

@larianstudios

5 months

We're continuing to improve your experience by addressing several crashes and bugs with this hotfix, now going live across all platforms, and are working on future hotfixes to resolve community-reported issues!

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@drowhalfelf

6 months

guys when i say that gale is pathetic in a sexy way, but gortash is pathetic in a not sexy way, do you get it?

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@drowhalfelf

9 days

just saw fan art of astarion spitting in someone’s hole while i was stood next to the holy water in my grandparent’s living room. as god intended!

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@drowhalfelf

2 months

@morphingmache you’re so right!

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@drowhalfelf

3 months

putting him in this armor was a mistake. i can’t get anything done. i’m just nodding my head and staring

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@drowhalfelf

5 months

@iloveyourtav this part will be on loop in my brain for the next 5 days

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@drowhalfelf

5 months

it does not matter if we’re mid combat. if he gave me this look from across the battlefield i would literally drop everything i was doing to go su-

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@drowhalfelf

5 months

here’s the edit friends

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@drowhalfelf

2 months

i do actually really empathize with people who get upset when someone shits on something they like/do. as a teenage girl, i was constantly ridiculed for my interests so sometimes i am hyper-sensitive to any perceived slight even from strangers on the internet. it’s a very human

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@drowhalfelf

6 months

i actually think it’s cool to be a loser on the internet i love being silly and cringe. i am having so much more fun than half of you

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@drowhalfelf

3 months

deer 🩸 astarion appreciator

@deer_noises

3 months

@drowhalfelf Can u edit a twister mat underneath them

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@drowhalfelf

2 months

@arcaneaces what the hell matthew!! okay but i’m genuinely curious as to how you ended up finding this tweet. i cannot for the life of me imagine that you played baldur’s gate 3 based on your digital footprint. how did you end up here?

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@drowhalfelf

4 months

@gaydotgov this is my prettyboy twink tiefling xarpus!!

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@drowhalfelf

5 months

@morphingmache i would say something but i’m too distracted watching this gif to be clever

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@drowhalfelf

5 months

guys i killed cazador in honor mode but did it in the most dishonorable way possible by having xarpus going back to camp and resurrecting people mid fight. i do not care. i’m so glad it’s over

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@drowhalfelf

6 months

wyll ravengard...i will literally do anything for you

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@drowhalfelf

3 months

do NOT ask astarion if you can stack peach rings on it

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@drowhalfelf

4 months

pov: you’re astarion and i’m my gnome tav that i’m gonna force you to romance so you can get over your stupid fantasy racism

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@drowhalfelf

4 months

I AM DONE SPENDING MONEY GUYS SOMEBODY TAKE MY DEBIT CARD

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@drowhalfelf

3 months

"what do you see when you look at me?"

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@drowhalfelf

6 months

how it feels talking to withers after letting half the camp take turns hitting it raw every other night:

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@drowhalfelf

6 months

@laezelenabler

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@drowhalfelf

4 months

minthara!!!

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@drowhalfelf

5 months

i did it 😇

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@drowhalfelf

5 months

i need a version of this but with the pink twinks that says “he asked if i wanted to fuck” “i said YIPPEE!!” “he said nevermind”

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@drowhalfelf

6 months

@morphingmache i want to explode him with my mind why is aa like that

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@drowhalfelf

2 months

do i need to say it

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@drowhalfelf

2 months

i think one of the reasons i like bloodweave is that it’s cool to see two dudes who can’t stand each other actually admit they have a crush on each other. also i think they’re both pathetic but in like similar but also very different ways

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@drowhalfelf

6 months

guys i didn’t sleep. i did however, make a tik tok at 6am

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@drowhalfelf

6 months

guys it’s 2am

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@drowhalfelf

5 months

@bloodlessfaerun astarion period sex, i will always be your biggest supporter!!

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@drowhalfelf

4 months

astarion plushie 2 has arrived

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@drowhalfelf

2 months

his concerned face in dialogue always makes me giggle

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@drowhalfelf

3 months

the world’s soggiest most pathetic cat

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@drowhalfelf

2 months

발게덕후

@bd3deokjiljoong

2 months

아스타리온이랑 같이 잘 시간

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@drowhalfelf

2 months

whenever i get followed by someone who is not into astarion i feel so flattered. like omg you really fuck with me despite my love for the vampire???

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@drowhalfelf

3 months

if you use the words: whiney, pathetic, needy, or desperate to describe astarion in the fic description i am opening it immediately

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@drowhalfelf

3 months

all of my fellow soft astarion lovers got my back. you guys get me

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@drowhalfelf

3 months

you wake up in your bedroll only to look over and see this happening across the campfire are you minding your business?

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@drowhalfelf

5 months

me everytime someone draws astarion with a circumcised dick

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@drowhalfelf

5 months

happy trans day of visibility to all of my trans friends!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

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@drowhalfelf

6 months

really appreciate all of those who interact/have interacted with me since i joined bg3 twitter 💙 when i made this account i thought i would mostly just lurk from afar but everyone has been so nice and kind and it's been amazing. okay no more sappy shit now guys look at this

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@drowhalfelf

5 months

if you have ever been scared to interact with me or message me, don’t. i’m literally the least scary person in the world. the worst that could happen is that you catch me when my social battery is low and i don’t give very interesting responses or just don’t respond for a while

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@drowhalfelf

5 months

DARLING I’M BACK FROM TWITTER JAIL!! they made me delete this tweet and suspended me for 12 hours

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@drowhalfelf

2 months

maybe it’s because i’m just an incredibly blunt person at times, but when astarion says “you know, i didn’t care for you when we first met” during the graveyard scene i do not mind it. i’m exposing myself by admitting this, but that is genuinely something i would say too

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@drowhalfelf

3 months

@DevotionOath I FEAR I HATH DEVELOPED A RELATIONSHIP OF THY PARASOCIAL NATURE WITH YOU, SER PALADIN!

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@drowhalfelf

3 months

why does the non-binary flag have to be wario colors

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@drowhalfelf

5 months

me trying to explain to the group chat that i need astarion to smother me

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@drowhalfelf

5 months

if i have to hear those fucks cast one more spell in the middle of the lower city i'm going to bring out my totally not stolen runepowder nuke i may or may not be in possession of

jolly 🪐 | inbetween ketheric and ford pines eras

@lesbianmyrkul

5 months

can we tweet like we are in baldurs gate please

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@drowhalfelf

3 months

@Malentiposting god me too. he’s rounding the corner shirtless and i’m literally turning around and sprinting back to camp

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@drowhalfelf

4 months

biblically accurate depiction of how the pink twink showed up to the clearing that night

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@drowhalfelf

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@drowhalfelf

4 months

i'm so unbelievably stone cold serious when i say that i would be okay going out like this because it would be the most erotic moment of my life

🦇🍷 Jae(cation)

@fatalsurge

4 months

The leg kicking is such a nice detail that's lost to the camera angle for this scene...

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@drowhalfelf

5 months

astarion deep throating strap on the tl and i'm unwell

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@drowhalfelf

3 months

untying his little gay blouse and letting one side hang over his shoulder as god intended

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@drowhalfelf

5 months

if anyone gets offended by me almost exclusively referring to my tav as the pink twink please know that they are literally me. they’re my self-insert and it brings me great joy referring to them as pink twink and i will continue doing so

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@drowhalfelf

5 months

thinking about the baseball scene from twilight and how unironically that was like the best piece of cinematic art i have ever witnessed

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@drowhalfelf

3 months

i want to pound into him so hard that i create a tangible shift in the tectonic plates beneath us. not even the richter scale could accurately quantify the sheer amount of havoc i would wreak upon his hole. the aftershocks of our activities would be felt around the world.

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@drowhalfelf

5 months

the most unhinged oomf you can have is almost always a transmasc person and i think that’s beautiful

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@drowhalfelf

5 months

i love talking about people’s head cannons of astarion and non-sexual intimacy with his partner. that’s my shit tell me all about how him and his partner can’t sleep unless it’s in each other’s arms or that astarion literally never misses an opportunity to steal a hug

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@drowhalfelf

5 months

guys twilight FUCKS this actually rocks holy shit

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@drowhalfelf

1 month

how it feels to be a good-alligned tav sometimes

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