these two are doing anything BUT what they're supposed to. the emperor should've known better than to leave the fate of the world in the hands of two twinks
(please enjoy this shitty silly video i put together of some clips from act 1)
โi just think itโs unrealistic how much sex is shoved in the playerโs face in bg3โ
motherfucker if i was in a life or death scenario and surrounded by hot people with no idea whether we would live to see the next dayโฆwe would be fucking like dogs
guys the secret to making friends online is to just hop in their dms and pretend you're already besties. us autistic bitches hate small talk, unleash your unhinged thoughts to them instead (obviously within reason and when appropriate)
do NOT and i repeat DO NOT have your party composed of gale, astarion, and wyll
it is very hard to not be distracted when you have three hot men grunting at every slight ledge or climb
guys i just thought about this, but imagine if when astarion gets mad or irritated his ears slightly twitch like how people will flare their nostrils. i don't think i could ever argue with him again without folding
i will be thinking about this for the next 3-5 business days
looking for more bg3 mutuals!
#bg3twt
about:
-25, they/them, ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธtransmasc, autistic
-astarion lover (derogatory)
-other interests: old school runescape, other games, metalcore music
-i have 4 tavs (first two are my self-inserts)
interactions appreciated! show me your tavs!
shoutout to the people who write astarion as soft to the degree of it potentially being ooc. i love soft astarion and i donโt care if itโs realistic or not!!
when can we expect fixes to wyllโs story/romance?? wyll has not gotten the same treatment as other companions in terms of content and story and that is something that needs to be fixed
We're continuing to improve your experience by addressing several crashes and bugs with this hotfix, now going live across all platforms, and are working on future hotfixes to resolve community-reported issues!
i do actually really empathize with people who get upset when someone shits on something they like/do. as a teenage girl, i was constantly ridiculed for my interests so sometimes i am hyper-sensitive to any perceived slight even from strangers on the internet. itโs a very human
@arcaneaces
what the hell matthew!!
okay but iโm genuinely curious as to how you ended up finding this tweet. i cannot for the life of me imagine that you played baldurโs gate 3 based on your digital footprint. how did you end up here?
guys i killed cazador in honor mode but did it in the most dishonorable way possible by having xarpus going back to camp and resurrecting people mid fight. i do not care. iโm so glad itโs over
i think one of the reasons i like bloodweave is that itโs cool to see two dudes who canโt stand each other actually admit they have a crush on each other. also i think theyโre both pathetic but in like similar but also very different ways
really appreciate all of those who interact/have interacted with me since i joined bg3 twitter ๐ when i made this account i thought i would mostly just lurk from afar but everyone has been so nice and kind and it's been amazing.
okay no more sappy shit now guys look at this
if you have ever been scared to interact with me or message me, donโt. iโm literally the least scary person in the world. the worst that could happen is that you catch me when my social battery is low and i donโt give very interesting responses or just donโt respond for a while
maybe itโs because iโm just an incredibly blunt person at times, but when astarion says โyou know, i didnโt care for you when we first metโ during the graveyard scene i do not mind it. iโm exposing myself by admitting this, but that is genuinely something i would say too
if i have to hear those fucks cast one more spell in the middle of the lower city i'm going to bring out my totally not stolen runepowder nuke i may or may not be in possession of
jolly ๐ช | inbetween ketheric and ford pines eras
if anyone gets offended by me almost exclusively referring to my tav as the pink twink please know that they are literally me. theyโre my self-insert and it brings me great joy referring to them as pink twink and i will continue doing so
i want to pound into him so hard that i create a tangible shift in the tectonic plates beneath us. not even the richter scale could accurately quantify the sheer amount of havoc i would wreak upon his hole. the aftershocks of our activities would be felt around the world.
i love talking about peopleโs head cannons of astarion and non-sexual intimacy with his partner. thatโs my shit
tell me all about how him and his partner canโt sleep unless itโs in each otherโs arms or that astarion literally never misses an opportunity to steal a hug