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@Andi_O

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Lover of science, dancehall, and chocolate. Works in healthcare. Funny yet serious. Follow at your own risk. ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ

Kingston, Jamaica
Joined February 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
11 months
Yes, my side!! Champions on and off the field. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…
@themohwgovjm
MOHW JA
11 months
We take this moment to recognize the stellar achievement of the Blood Strikers team at @1bloodbankja , winners of todayโ€™s Ministry of Health & Wellnessโ€™ Sports Day. We also extend our gratitude to all participating teams for their sportsmanship and effort.๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
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My neighbours clapped for me when I drove in a while ago. ๐Ÿ˜ข
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
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Just tief dis off Facebook
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
3 years
Jamaica Customs
@UberFacts
UberFacts
3 years
What's a legal scam that still exists in 2022? ๐Ÿ’ญ
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
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My 3 year old grandson was pleased to show off his riding skills today. "Grandma, the training wheels are OFF!"
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
1 year
Guess what...
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@Andi_O
Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
One you see later and the other, you'll see in a while. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
@GatorsDaily
Gators Daily ๐ŸŠ
2 years
ONE IS A CROC AND ONE IS GATOR DISCUSS
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
8 months
Gay
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@Andi_O
Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Biggest lie ever told: Soon call yuh back
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@Andi_O
Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
5 years
All if dem light up the sky, Jamaican taxi drivers nuh business
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@Andi_O
Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Why people always ah beg me? Dem nuh know seh ah pride ah keep me from out deh wid dem?
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@Andi_O
Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
The groom
@JAMAICANFREDDIE
Freddie James.
2 years
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@Andi_O
Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
1 year
All this talk about world champions, etc. but how comes only Earth participates in Miss Universe?
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@Andi_O
Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Supermarket when yuh bruk is an extreme sport. Yuh all ah use Pythagoras Theorem fi calculate de bill before yuh reach de cashier.
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
3 years
Black-Frequent power cuts Green- Arm in the heat when light gone Gold-When you see the light bill and you piss up yourself What me win?
@lijitimate
Lij
3 years
13. What do the colors of the Jamaican flag symbolise?
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
3 years
My firstborn and his firstborn ๐Ÿ˜
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
3 years
7krave man seh him going mek sure I get my food hot. He stuck to his word. De drinks hot too.
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
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34 years ago on this day. Then came the happiest day of my life to date - 01/07/2001 - decree absolute.
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Yuh spirit ever just bruk yet? Like yuh cyaa bodda nuh more? Yeah!
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Med Tech Week appreciation They love me. They really love me.
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
4 years
Started my career as a Medical Technologist on this day 33 years ago.
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@Andi_O
Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
3 years
Yuh ever just waan bawl? And run weh?
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
9 months
Find me??? Afta me nah hide.
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@Andi_O
Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
There theres
@ChrisPinnock1
Proud Yawdman
2 years
๐Ÿ‘€
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@Andi_O
Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
When de fraudster dem look inna fi mi account, dem ah guh put likkle money in deh outta pity. ๐Ÿ˜’
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Some people beverage of choice
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6 years
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@Andi_O
Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
What a piece ah libatty tekking doh lord
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Mi baby fada need a good meal. Him ah look like a sperm now. Bere head.
@Tropixsofficial
The Tropixs
2 years
Vybz Kartel shares new photo
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
With this kind of thinking, min' yuh nuh get fi put women inna ANY position enuh...๐Ÿ˜‰
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
There must be more to life than this.
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
4 years
What I haven't shared is the many nights I lock my office door and cry. The work seems insurmountable at times, the weariness, the personal sacrifices. Everything. Then someone tweets a word of encouragement and gratitude and I remember why I do it. #LoveUnnu
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
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Man
@cocobuttah_
Cocobuttah๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿพ
2 years
Look at the monitor and identify this animalโ€ฆ..
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Light
@MadScientistFF
Damien Scott
2 years
Bill Gates isn't available, Can you name another Famous "Bill"?
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
I've found my new hobby. Cutting off taxi germs. Just school one on HWT Road. Him going cuss me till ah mawning. Man tell me fi suck mi mada. Me tell him fi do him fada fus'. Him shut up faas faas.
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
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Sometimes, two people who are meant for each other will have to face some of the hardest obstacles in order to be together.
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@Andi_O
Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
This guy's going to drop dead on camera one of these days
@RameishDesouza
Rameish Desouza
2 years
BANANA BLOSSOM AND CHICKEN ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ— From trash to Ca$h
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
1 year
Any change in the patient's condition?
@drkeithsiau
Keith Siau
1 year
Caption competition time!
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
1 year
Even if your mother has a beard...today is not the day...
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
9 months
It's officially the best day of the year!! Public holiday?? Weh yuh seh?
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
3 years
What a piece ah libatty tekking doh God
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Me nuh waan charge fi murdah so if yuh waan fi inna mi circle, like this tweet. If yuh ah guh drop down when me seh certain tings...gwaan drink likkle wata and guh siddung and nuh badda.
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
4 years
I lost over 200. Divorce is great.
@lmegordon
Laura Marie
4 years
Me: I just lost twenty pounds! Husband: Please stop calling the baby that.
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@Andi_O
Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Feel fi lick it outta de way
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
1 year
Promise?
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@Andi_O
Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Changing mi name to SuperStar because me ah nuh ordinary smaddy
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@Andi_O
Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
3 years
Heard of a woman who said she can't breathe in the mask so she stopped wearing one. She's no longer breathing.
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
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A healthy, loving relationship
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
So wah me fi do?
@Fact
Fact
2 years
A study found that marrying an older man reduces a woman's lifespan, but marrying a younger man reduces it even more.
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@Andi_O
Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
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People still watch Rising Stars? If I had the choice between watching it or darkness, darkness would win every time.
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Please say a prayer for my granddaughter as you go along your way this morning. She's sick and most likely will be admitted in hospital. ๐Ÿ˜ช
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Hundred stab t'ousand juk
@PABLOVXRY
pablodvnger
2 years
pull up to her house on a rainy night w a loud speaker, what should be playing?
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
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Well, there you have it. Straight from Brownies mouth. Me: Who yu love, Brownie? Brownie: YOU!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Little boy on Spanish Town Road on Friday: Auntie, me love you. Remember that night when you sang with a little boy by Devon House at the light? Ah me.
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Ah suh chopping mek yuh pop dung and feeble?
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
3 months
Arite, unnu can laugh now. That's circa 4th Form. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
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My best friend from high school just sent me a collage of photos from high school days. Included one from my swim team days. Wanna see it?
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
5 years
Divorce
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
3 years
Went to see my grandkids just now. Poor Grandma had to draw for her inhaler. Bout me ah play football. Yuh waan fi see me. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
3 years
Grandma's favourite little unicorn is 1 today.
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
3 years
Is everybody ah go through it or ah just me?
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
3 years
They can keep the balloons
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Abortourism - Coming soon to an island near you
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Ah suh Twitter bruk? Not even 1 balloon to baxide. Times hard.
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
You spelt condoms wrong
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Ah 15K worth ah gas me buy Sunday, another 5K tideh, and me ah guh country ah mawning so haffi guh buy more gas. Back Road, here I come!!
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Tell yuh what...if Twitter goes down, me going stand up inna HWT and wave ah mawning time cause me really going miss unnu. How dat sound?
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
5 years
The brave may bawl but hush, you'll heal
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
All this wedding talk on the TL. If I ever get married again, I'm either going to elope or have a very small wedding on the beach. Simple for the ceremony. Big on the actual marriage.
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@Andi_O
Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Well...lizard jump pon me just now. Gender reveal soon. Stay tuned.
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
4 years
Linstead Hospital Lab said "Don't forget us." So here they are. #LabWeek2020
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
3 years
If unnu know weh me know, unnu keep unnu baxide quiet tonight. But since unnu cyaa hear, thanks for keeping me in a work.
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
3 years
Me ah go through it. Nah lie.
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
4 years
I am begging you. PLEASE FOLLOW THE PROTOCOLS! 1. Wear a mask. 2. Maintain social distance. 3. Wash your hands and sanitize frequently. #TanAhYuYaad
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
3 years
Police draw down pon me on Shortwood Road. Block de road wid de pickup enuh and come out wid long gun. Me seh "Officer, me just done send off over 1,500 covid result. Nuh bodda wid it tonight." Him look pon mi ID and wave me on.
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
4 years
People are upset because, in their opinion, not enough samples were tested. They think you just put on the sample on the machine just so? There are pre-analytic processes that must be done before that.
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@Andi_O
Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Me need fi win de Super Lotto and lef dah work yah
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
20 days
Unnu know she?
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Long fi a gentleman come pick me up, open the car door fi me, and hold mi hand while we drive. Sascrise man!
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
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Sister and I were in Prep school. Daddy worked night shifts and weekends at times. One day, he came for us early, told our teachers we had doctor's appointments, and took us to the beach.
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Never too frighten this time. Ketch me later when me and de sleep ah tump it out.
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
4 years
Spoon
@freenickoy
dragga๐Ÿง
4 years
What u eat Porridge with fry dumplings or bread? ๐ŸŒš
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
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@bagsfan75_Tony
The Irrelevant Fan
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Who fah wife dis?
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
4 years
Staff of the Emergency Laboratory at KPH
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Drove through HWT earlier and I laughed at everybody wearing a Brazil shirt. Me laugh till mi belly bottom start hurt me. Imagine...dem haffi wear dem till dem guh home. L every weh! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Me reach and nuh waan go een
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
The most beautiful anthem in the world. Jamaica, land we love.
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
If she ever speak in tongues...
@baggzkc
Beige Dynamite
2 years
Iโ€™m speechless
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Taste and buy is a must. Nuh puss inna bag.
@xodee876
Daceแฅซแญก
2 years
Dem sumn ya me ah talk bout!!๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
3 months
The smoothest part of Spanish Town Road is the sidewalk
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
3 years
"This way to our casket showroom."
@BignallLaw
Bignall Law
3 years
So this is awful? ๐Ÿคญ
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
2 years
Opened the camera to make a video and the damn thing was in selfie mode. Sascrise, me frighten yf. Me just lock it back.
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Pumpkin ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
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Ain't this the truth ๐Ÿ™„
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