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@baggzkc

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Truth Provider. Philosopher. Fluent in sarcasm.

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Joined December 2012
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I’m speechless
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@DundareeD U got roach eggs in ya pockets now. Be safe tho
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@girlnextdoor716 Depends on your perspective
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I’m calling them San Diego and Oakland until they win the AFC West.
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@MoMoRice69 Because there’s no accountability
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@VEGASGILFIE @GabbyyRenae Anything but banana lol a juiceless fruit
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@brooke24_ If you work a full time job you should be able to pay rent and bills. There’s no excuse as to why you shouldn’t
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This nigga shaped like a super Mario bullet
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@SkinniPlenty But they bold Enough to answer and just turn the volume all the way down so you don’t hear Trae the a truth’s voice on the other end
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@Yoni_Lovelace @anicyn_ At least put her on the phone for him
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@aftermathvids @B_Got_It_5100 He ran like Deebo just took his chain
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2 years
Y’all: "she’s a hoe" Me in her inbox: So I heard some good things about you
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@Loccdawggg Dancing in the car with a revolver on your lap isn’t brilliant but it’s safer than a semi auto
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2 years
Dick don’t fail me now or 12 coming
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3 years
Man, it’s like somebody’s watching me
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A lot of y’all ain’t on child support because your BM is afraid of that DNA test.
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5 years
Ladies, stop assuming that because you're attractive every man just wants to fuck. Hell, he probably needs a place to live too.
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2 years
@Chemmylive Von Miller? Or the one with titties??
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3 years
This mf ain’t never lied 🎯🤣
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@brooke24_ They should definitely stop that and put a cap on execs making 200% more than employees. Everybody can’t be rich but we ALL deserve a living wage
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What home looks like
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You forgot to feed her
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They kilt this per usual #SnowfallFX
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Hear me out: sex but she cums too 🤨
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Bars!
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@ffnwoo_ They announce it because they want you to ask
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I guess karma took a knee for him
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Ready to get dirty at all times🎯🤞🏽 #ChiefsKingdom #SuperBowl #RunItBack #SavagelySincere
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If Trump gets elected, you aren't going to do anything different. You'll log on and complain just like you do now.
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I was taking my grandma’s car at 14 and my 14 year old son is scared to go get ice cream outta the deep freezer in the garage when it’s dark.
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Bitches that claim they're bi, always leave the polar part out.
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1 year
How you broke when there’s weirdos that will pay you $200 for your arm pit hair and used panties?
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3 years
Stop wee-wee shaming!
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Do you cuss in front of your parents?
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Who the fuck is this and how do we stop it?
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My son ain’t shit. I’m shopping a deal for him currently. I’ll take whatever you don’t want.
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Game Day 10+ years ago. #ChiefsKingdom
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@_Prettyyassh @BritneyBang He just got his cooter waxed tho, so
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Let me explain
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@KarlousM My grandpa had supper nightly. We had dinner tho
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Definition of “I’m willing to die for the 🐈‍⬛”
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Have you met a kid?
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I love love
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This shit is scary... http://t.co/qOPoPItnt7
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4 years
You shave your coochie but not your butthole? That's a mullet, ma’am
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My penis is a horrible judge of character.
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That’s fucked up! 😂😂😂
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Or die trying
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If your smoke detector is beeping longer than a day, I can’t fuck with you. You don’t even value your own life.
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@Ella_928 Who the fuck been in 5 relationships?
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I called my shift manager at McDonald's a McDickhead. #HowIGotFired
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If she snores, the pussy A-1🏆
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@Stayconsistent4 Has Brent written hits for dozens of artists for decades?
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His accuracy is disrespectful 🤣
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Coke is responsible for pimpin and disco. Crack destroyed the black community
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SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE A COKE HEAD AND A CRACKHEAD
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@ModestyQueen19 Is there no death penalty in Jersey??
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Hmmm 🤔
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Never do shrooms with ugly people.
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@Shesz_valiidx3 This is a VHS quality pic
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He's a single mom
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I can’t hooooold it
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With panties on???
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Dudes will leave their wives but will stay in an abusive relationship with the Raiders.
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A sense of humor and a velvet throat will take you places that beauty won’t.
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Confidence and a sense of humor will take you places beauty could never.
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@Ntokozo_Shenge_ @RubbaBandDaRula Freedom to do what you want with your body. It’s considered by many to be a disease and that should be treated not punished
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@_tiondraaa @UNMy_Biz_Niz You know she was texting And driving just from that graduation tassel lol
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Bae stands for bacon and eggs, right?
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What y’all having for dinner?
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This is Cubana Lust???
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I’m old school. Let me cheat in peace
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Real parents miss our kids when they're not around and wish we could run away from home when they're around too long.
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When you only got $20
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Wtf Is this lmaooo
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Why don’t women ever like the men that like them?
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If you vote for Trump because of that $1200 you’ve already lost in life. No politician can save you.
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Continue to beatbox
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Been debating this for decades
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Trick or treat
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I’m here, losing my voice
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He ain’t even trying no more
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Kiss her on the back of her neck.
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@kdriley05 Everything their wearing came from the liquor store
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Why do fuck buddies last longer than relationships?
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Somebody report this nigga, PLEASE
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This is just pitiful
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You are childish if you don’t put beans in your chili
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Who the fuck is still watching The Fast and Furious!?? STOP PLEASE
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There are no single men. Either you’re married or you got hoes. Stop asking.
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Kansas City doesn't have cookouts, we just throw somethin on the grill. Pull up with a side or a bottle tho.
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