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she/her // woo pig till i die // insert inspirational quote here

Memphis, TN
Joined May 2011
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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5 years
my dad used to get so mad every time my mom would come home w a new coffee mug (she likes to collect them) and her new bf literally built her a wall to display her collection. this is why we don’t settle for loser boys, ladies!!!!!
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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5 years
@AskAJAnything oh just you wait
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5 years
i have been thoroughly entertained here😂😂
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Lydia 🔔🏀
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5 years
@GalianJ yes, we LOVEEEE harry potter
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@spear97 wow that warms my heart!!!
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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5 years
idk if u believe in magic 8 balls or not but long story short i asked one jokingly if i was gonna have sex tonight and it said ‘not likely’ but i was like oh no way my bf is coming over tonight ofc i’m gonna have sex but he actually came over and broke up w me so there’s that
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5 years
@Kay_Lee961 girl i’m in the same boat
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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7 years
Seems about right
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5 years
@OkAn_EerieEvil i know she would absolutely love that!!!
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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7 years
April fools!! Prom is next week😜
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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7 years
Don't count the days, make the days count. SKA
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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8 years
momma, I made it!! #uark21
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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7 years
It may be decision day but I've known where I belong since August🐗❤ #uark21
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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7 years
Maybe northern states aren't actually that bad
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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7 years
Love life and it’ll love you right back😛
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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3 years
at a guy’s apartment rn and not only is it fully furnished but it is fully decorated and as if that wasn’t enough he owns a bluetooth printer and multiple plants
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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4 years
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️5 stars baby
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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7 years
I am still saying "next year" when referring to college but in reality it's next week
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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7 years
I'm fully convinced that getting sick in college is the equivalent of laying down in the middle of the road and being run over repeatedly
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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5 years
i thought i grabbed a red bull from my fridge on my way out the door this morning but turns out it was canned wine so looks like class today might be a little more fun than usual
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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5 years
now that i’m living alone i find myself talking to roommates that don’t exist. i’ll be getting ready to do a load of laundry and shout into the void “is ur stuff out of the dryer yet??!” and then i remember that it is my stuff that is in fact still in the dryer
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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7 years
I love how prom prep is an 8 hour process for girls and guys set aside 15 minutes of their day
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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8 years
Wanderlust and city dust✨
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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8 years
I ran so far away from my problems today
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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4 years
buying alcohol at my hometown Walgreens from Jackie who has been checking out my mom and i every time we’ve bought ice cream and chapstick since I was six years old was truly an out of body experience
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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8 years
You made an insta for your relationship
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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10 years
Homecoming proposals at Williams be like.. http://t.co/rW7nenmUat
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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7 years
College is weird bc one minute you're studying and the next you're helping your roommate blow up an inflatable chair to put under her bed
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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2 years
not my ex bf refusing to tell ppl that we broke up bc he doesn’t want to ‘watch all his friends hit on me’ hate to break it to ya pal but 1) sorry i’m hot and 2) maybe they’re not rlly your friends??? ouch
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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7 years
College is like a nice, hard slap in the face that I paid $11,000 for
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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9 years
idk👻
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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4 years
#NationalGirlsAndWomenInSportsDay i am so in love w this sport it’s honestly toxic at this point lmao
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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4 years
once i am employed and have full benefit health insurance it is over for literally every single one of y’all
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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4 years
just went for a walk - no phone, just vibes. so naturally i had to come home and tell the internet abt it
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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4 years
do i have a right to be mad at my therapist for consistently being 5-10 minutes late to our sessions?? like cmon hoe i’m not paying u the big bucks so i can sit on zoom and stare at myself i already pay the university big bucks for that
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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4 years
IT’S LITERALLY OVER FOR ALL OF YALL
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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7 years
I already lost my prom ticket no one tell charlie
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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9 years
2nd place smoothies☀️🍍💖 http://t.co/dy5xJ59qdA
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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7 years
I feel personally attacked by the fact that it’s only Monday
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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6 years
I just saw a Jimmy John's delivery guy SPRINTING across campus, talk abt freaky fast delivery
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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8 years
We've been trouble since day 1 #peshhoco
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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3 years
why is traffic a thing literally just drive
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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6 years
I deleted most social media apps off my phone so my new form of entertainment is scrolling through my Venmo feed during class lmao
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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2 years
i wish you could mark texts as unread like you can w emails… life would be so much easier
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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7 years
Couldn't have asked to spend my senior year with better people
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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8 years
Having fun with my day one💝💝💝
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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5 years
when are boys going to understand that you can’t use group pictures on dating apps??????? i’m going CRaZy
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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3 years
one of my kids at work yesterday was trying to spell a word and we had to have a talk about focusing and she goes “sorry it’s just that my mind was trying to tell me a knock knock joke and i was trying rlly hard to ignore it”
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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7 years
I've been home alone all week and haven't bought groceries or cooked a meal so the number of pop tart wrappers in my room might be alarming
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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6 years
people who text you after hanging out w them to say how much fun they had and how they appreciate the time spent w you should be protected at all costs they are literal angels thanks for coming to my TED talk
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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6 years
Does anybody else put earbuds in and forget to play music or is that just me
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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8 years
Officially switching my case to otterbox bc it's summer and life gets reckless
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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9 years
The amount of times I have refreshed the online gradebook today is ridiculous
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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8 years
PSA: Surround yourself with people that make you love life!!!
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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7 years
I just found where the good lighting is in my room and I'm lowkey upset bc I've lived here for 14 yrs and have 5 months left to utilize this
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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4 years
not my mom still pushing for me to do nursing a semester before i graduate w a teaching degree
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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9 years
Every life is valuable and we need to band together during this time instead of tearing others down
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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10 years
best night of my life 👗🌟🎶 http://t.co/ZKl16Zisgy
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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10 years
Even my ice cream's happy I'm having ice cream ;) http://t.co/GjC1H877AZ
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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8 years
Stay humble, work hard, be kind
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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6 years
Hello I have a test tomorrow at 8:30a and I’m currently drunk at a bar someone send help
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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9 years
due Wednesday. do Wednesday.
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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4 years
seeing my words translated into another language will always astonish me. the internet is a crazy place
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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7 years
Sad that I can't say I'm young and sweet and only seventeen. Still a dancing queen though. Watch out 18, I'm comin for ya. 6/17/17
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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8 years
If you thought my butt looked good today then jokes on you bc I am wearing 2 pairs of leggings
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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4 years
currently laying on my floor actively procrastinating all the things on my to do list but at least i’m charging my vibrator lmao
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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9 years
I swear my brother spent one day and williams and already came home high
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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4 years
got vaccinated for covid today and am currently snacking on multivitamins if i don’t wake up tomorrow as the picture of health i stg somebody is gonna catch these hands
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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6 years
A guy turned around in class today and asked me to stop talking, then turned back around and continued his elaborate sketch of a duck in his notes. I’m so 🤨
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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8 years
I just accidentally favorited an old tweet mid-stalking... I'm done for the night😂🙄
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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7 years
I told my mom I wanted to change my major and she told me to stop ruining my future......k
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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4 years
also just got flashed in the bathroom of a bar life is good and i love tits
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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4 years
i did not raid the pantry while i was home and while some may call that growing up, i call that being fiscally irresponsible
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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6 years
“You know that alt-j song where it goes ‘left hand free’” “Yeah” “Well yours is not”
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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8 years
Spot the difference
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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4 years
my therapist didn’t yell at me today?? instead he told me he’s proud of me??? i will be riding this high for at least a month and a half
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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8 years
I know you guys will do great things. Sad to see you go😭🎓
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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4 years
21 years old and all i want for christmas is for my mom to schedule me all my doctors appointments
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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7 years
lol at the fact that I've spent over $500 on prom and still counting
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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7 years
I definitely thought Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling were the same person until 20 minutes ago
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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8 years
My bank account is hurting rn
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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8 years
Ya girl is employed x2🤑✌🏻️
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5 years
me on my application looking for a sugar daddy:
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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7 years
We are seniors in high school why do we still get seating charts???
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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8 years
Currently wearing a swimsuit as a sports bra bc that's how long it's been since I've done laundry
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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4 years
men are trash human beings!!!!!!!! why did it take me this long to figure that out
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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8 years
I'm so excited for life
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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9 years
Favorite for a tbh☔️
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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7 years
I need a 64 on my calc final to pass the class and at this point I don't even think that's possible considering I know nothing
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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4 years
applied to my top choice job and boyyy i can finally start enjoying my christmas break it feels so good
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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6 years
I am both of the people in this conversation tbh
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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9 years
we're all in this together #williamsbreakout
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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4 years
got up early today for what reason? i don’t know anymore but i’m just sitting on my porch sipping iced coffee in 40 degree weather w a blanket fully burrito wrapped around my little body and as much as i hate to say it maybe i actually am a morning person
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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3 years
the image of a man stopping me mid sentence and saying “i don’t care” will forever be burned into my brain as of last night
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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9 years
6 days left to make this summer as memorable as possible
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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4 years
i woke up on my couch this morning and after going over last night’s events, i’ve found that this was a conscious decision of mine. my phone was plugged in by my bed, i even slept with a blanket from my bed, and yet i CHOSE to sleep fully clothed on my couch. and for why
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@AnaStanaBananaa
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My backpack is sitting right next to me and I'm still too lazy to do my homework. Senioritis week is starting off great in my opinion :-)
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7 years
Laughed so hard I cried...7 times today. Life is good.
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