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@AmesMC1978

1 year

Texting me at 2am asking me to come over is disgusting, it’s so degrading. Like honestly. Firstly what is your address? Do you have beer? And what’s the parking situation?? 🤭🤭😂

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

🤭🤭🤭🤭I’m not even sorry……

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

Yes I’m single, no I’m not looking for a boyfriend but would be open to someone who wants to drink with me, sleep with me and be just a little bit of obsessed with me….but on my terms….😂😂😂

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

😂😂😂

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@AmesMC1978

9 months

I’m not even sorry 🤭🤭🤭

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@AmesMC1978

2 years

Well 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️😬😬

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@AmesMC1978

3 months

So…….I hit 100 days sober today and I’m pretty fucking happy with that to be honest…….so yeah……..

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@AmesMC1978

5 months

Body wants sex, heart wants love, soul wants peace……stomach really wants tacos…..🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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@AmesMC1978

2 years

The thing I love about getting a bit older is that I am fortunate to have someone who calls me almost everyday to check on me……I mean, he’s from India and he is very concerned about my internet connection but I can tell he really cares 💕💕

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@AmesMC1978

6 months

I’m not sexually frustrated but I am romantically frustrated. Like I just want to hold someone’s fucking hand and cuddle the shit out of them but aggressively…..ohhhhh…….is that part of the reason I’m single? Do you men not like that??? 😳😳🤔🤔🤭🤭

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤭🤭🤭

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

‘You’re a lucky man’ is such a polite way to tell someone you’d fuck his wife…..🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂😂

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@AmesMC1978

2 years

🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️😝😝

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

Any man who says women reach their sexually peak in their 20’s clearly has not dated enough women in their 40’s. I said what I said 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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@AmesMC1978

4 months

Heading out for lunch with a girlfriend today. It is hot as balls here so of course a cute dress is needed to prevent over heating. And as we all know, if you don’t post it, did it really happen?? 🤷‍♀️😝😂enjoy your day, gorgeous twitter peeps 💖💖

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@AmesMC1978

25 days

And here we go again…..🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️wish me luck twitter peeps #singlelife #over40dating 😂

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@AmesMC1978

6 months

Is friends with sexual tension but no benefits a thing? I feel like it should be a thing….

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@AmesMC1978

8 months

Ok do not message me and ask me to hang out after 9pm. Who do you think I am?? I am in my pjs, no bra on, I’m all exfoliated and moisturised….it is too late now…..

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

Holy fucking shitballs, new followers! Now a disclaimer, before you slide into my dms you should know that while yes I am single (shocking, I know) I live in granny panties and my signature move is the starfish. Also, if you don’t have a SOH you won’t last long here 😂

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@AmesMC1978

2 years

Men too deserve to be spoiled, given compliments, told that they are appreciated, that their effort is valued, and made to feel secure. Because men get tired of being strong, holding in the tears, being looked down upon, taken advantage of. We see you 💙💙💙 #InternationalMensDay

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

Drunk me is who I really want to be. Confident, hilarious, can dance and most importantly drunk 🤷‍♀️😂😂cheers my sexy twitter peeps

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

Life is short. Get naked, fuck hard, make lots of noise…….and try a different dark ale…….😬😬😂😂

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

Him- hey, would you like to catch up for a coffee? Me-* shaves legs and you know, just in case* sure….. 😳😂😂

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@AmesMC1978

3 years

So….had a girl come in for an interview today. She walks in, on the phone, tells me she will just be a minute. Proceeds to make me wait over 10 minutes while she finishes her phone then tells me ‘I’m ready now’ oh honey, no. You are so done…🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

I don’t know who needs to hear this but a ring or a baby won’t save your relationship…..neither will a threesome apparently…..pfft, lesson learned…..

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

Cheers twitter peeps…..💖💖

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@AmesMC1978

5 months

You had me at ‘G’day’ 🇦🇺❤️❤️❤️

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@AmesMC1978

2 years

I got dm’d this morning about my ‘risky’ pic today. I post pics of myself because I fucking can! I use my social media the way I want to, I post the pics I want and I will be damned if I ever let anyone try and control me or tell me what I am or am not ‘allowed’ to post again 🤷‍♀️

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@AmesMC1978

6 months

Even 20 or 30 if you had the time….🤭🤭

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

Well twitter peeps, I’m off to the pub with a girlfriend to drown my sorrows. Enjoy your night, my awesome little cupcakes 💖💖💖

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@AmesMC1978

9 months

I post a lot of jokes on here but a serious yet good one tonight. I’ve been seeing a DV support worker for 12mths and today I told her I don’t need to come back, that I am in the best place mentally, emotionally that I have been in, ever!! And it feels fucking amazing! Cheers 💖

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

Anyone else get easily distracted? You walk into the kitchen, see a mark on the counter, wipe it, realise the other counters need a wipe, next thing you know it’s an hour later, you’re on your hands and knees deep cleaning the oven when all you wanted was a damn drink!!🤦‍♀️

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@AmesMC1978

2 years

So……..I had a job interview today and they rang me 10 minutes after I left to tell me they were really impressed by me and want to put me forward to the next stage…….now that’s a good sign right???????

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@AmesMC1978

6 months

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@AmesMC1978

2 months

Heading out with my kids. They are treating me to dinner for Mother’s Day tomorrow and obligatory selfie because I bought a new dress and I just really really like it so 🤷‍♀️

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@AmesMC1978

2 months

Ok twitter peeps, for those of you playing along at home….here we go again…..a date down the beach for dinner, nice and casual…..let’s see how we go……

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

Holy fucking shitballs, opening up twitter in public can be scary AF. You just never know what you’re gonna see and let’s be honest, I follow some very questionable people….and I love each and every one of you 😉😉😘😘

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@AmesMC1978

11 months

I made HR very very happy today…..I handed my notice in. Accepted a job offer elsewhere. Big changes, better opportunities, life is fucking awesome!!!!💖💖💖

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@AmesMC1978

2 years

Well my sexy twitter peeps, let’s get this night started!!! There will be copious amounts of alcohol consumed tonight. Thank god my girlfriend lives walking distance from the pub 😂😂I promise to keep all drunk tweets classy, respectable and nudity free…..have an awesome night!!

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

How great is it when someone compliments you on your perfume and tells you how amazing you smell? It is such a nice compliment to receive from someone and we really don’t tell people that enough…..I mean, I taste better though…..

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@AmesMC1978

5 months

Guy under 35- Baby you don’t know what a guy like me could do to you. Me- yeah I do, and I do not have the time or the energy to train you…..🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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@AmesMC1978

5 months

When your eldest is off to their formal….why does it go by so damn fast?? ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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@AmesMC1978

3 months

I’d just like to give a shout out to the toothpaste stain on the front of my shirt that made it appear like I had a much better morning that I actually did 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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@AmesMC1978

7 months

I don’t care what anyone says but damn it if a visit to the hairdresser is the best ‘self care’ time ever!!!

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

Cheers my awesome twitter peeps 💖💖💖

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

Ok people, this is not a drill!!! I have a date tonight 😱😱given the change in weather here, I was almost tempted to wear a snow suit #IYKYK but I think this will be fine 😬😬

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@AmesMC1978

6 months

So my daughter got me the perfect Xmas present…..fits me to a tee don’t you think?? 😂😂

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@AmesMC1978

2 months

My dad was in the Army, he fought in Vietnam. He was, and still is the greatest man I’ve ever met. Yes he had his faults, as we all do. But he was my dad, I loved him so much. I miss him, I miss who he was when I was growing up, I miss who he could have been to his grandchildren

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

Just something to think about…….

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@AmesMC1978

3 years

Meet Kevin, my awesome Twitter peeps. After being discarded at the dump like a piece of trash, Kevin was rescued by the #AWL and now is a loved member of our family. Isn’t he the handsomest boy??? 🥰🥰🥰 #AdoptDontBuy

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@AmesMC1978

11 months

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

All I’m saying is if you think some of my tweets are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices 🤷‍♀️😂😂

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@AmesMC1978

2 months

They shall grow not old As we that are left grow old. Age shall not weary them, Not the years condemn. At the going down of the sun And in the morning. We will remember them. Lest we forget. #AnzacDay2024

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@AmesMC1978

10 months

My posts are meant for people who have a good sense of humour, an appreciation of sarcasm and who wear knickers that don’t easily get in a knot. If that is not you, feel free to keep scrolling. For the rest of you who understand my humour, you deserve unlimited hugs 🤗 💖💖

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@AmesMC1978

6 months

Me before giving you head.. *tapping* is this thing on??

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@AmesMC1978

5 months

🤷‍♀️🤭🤭🤭 #itsjustameme

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@AmesMC1978

6 months

Why does texting your teenagers feel like you are texting a guy who just is not interested in you? Me- have a great day, love you x Them- k…. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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@AmesMC1978

3 months

Story of my life……🙄🙄🤭🤭

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@AmesMC1978

7 months

I don’t want much at all. I just wanna go to dinner, have some nice conversation, a few beers and then be dessert….am I really asking to much??? 🤭🤭

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@AmesMC1978

9 months

You’ve been warned…..😂😂

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@AmesMC1978

7 months

When you picked your workplace bully’s name out for Secret Santa but you just can’t bring yourself to sink to her level and be a cunt, so you get her a bottle of her fav as her gift….why do I always have to be the bigger person?? 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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@AmesMC1978

8 months

🤷‍♀️🤭🤭

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@AmesMC1978

9 months

Well I am heading out for drinks with a couple of girlfriends. Obligatory selfie because I love this dress despite the lack of pockets….😂😂have an awesome night gorgeous twitter peeps 💖💖

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

We think we want sex. It’s not always about sex. It’s intimacy we want, those little touches, the way they look at us, admired, smiled at. Openness, honesty. Laugh with someone, feel safe with someone. Feel like someone’s really got you. Sometimes that’s what we are craving. 💖

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@AmesMC1978

6 months

Yes it is…… #DieHardIsAChristmasMovie

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂😂

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

Cheers gorgeous twitter peeps! #tgif

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@AmesMC1978

5 months

Fucking perfect day to hit the beach!!!

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

🫣🫣🤭🤭

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

I actually don’t have a fake social media personality. I am genuinely this fucking ridiculous yet utterly adorable in real life. Sorry! 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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@AmesMC1978

2 years

Shameless selfie and I don’t even care! Got my hair done, it’s short, it’s pink and I love it!!!!

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

Selfie because well you know, validation and shit…..😂😂😂

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

Ohhh so I’m about to hurt some feelings…..I read this recently and it is so fucking true!! Masculinity isn’t toxic. The absence of it is. Weak men are abusive and spiteful. Strong, masculine men are protective and loving. Hell fucking yeah!!!!! Agree 💯

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

9.45pm and I’m home….alone….in my pjs, for those of you playing along at home…….😟😟😟

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@AmesMC1978

10 months

Good morning my tasty little cupcakes. On Thursday we wear pink 💖💖have a great day, my gorgeous twitter peeps

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@AmesMC1978

2 months

On Thursdays we wear pink, my fav colour. 💖💖💖

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@AmesMC1978

7 months

There are so many people out there who claim to hate kissing which makes me what to know, what the fuck are you doing at the beginning of sex if you aren’t kissing?? Are you doing like a thumb war or rock/paper/scissors??? I need answers!!!!

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@AmesMC1978

8 months

🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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@AmesMC1978

3 years

Man, I was having a bit of a down day today, feeling a bit flat as we all do. Then as I was leaving work , a tradie (I’m assuming by the high vis gear) in his 2003 Holden Rodeo work Ute yelled out ‘nice tits’ now I feel much better……..😂😂 #imnotjustapieceofmeat #imkidding

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

Nothing like that heart stopping call from your kids school that he’s fallen and split his head open. Dash to emergency, a shaved head and some glue and he’s all good to go. He was brave as fuck whereas I struggled to not puke…😳😳kids will take fucking years off you, I swear 🤦‍♀️

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@AmesMC1978

3 months

Feeling cute today…..might fuck around and offend some people with a dirty meme later…..I don’t know……

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@AmesMC1978

2 years

Is finishing a work email with ‘you fucking dumbass’ considered appropriate or nah??

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

When you have had a really, really, really shitty day at work. Pizza and beer it is!

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@AmesMC1978

9 months

I am a single woman, not a single mother. My kids don’t need a daddy but I do 😉😉……..ok, you all know I couldn’t even type that shit with a straight face 😂😂😂

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

I read something recently that said grabbing a coffee and going for a walk is terrible first date idea and shows a ‘low value man’ seriously?? I think that is an awesome first date idea! Easy, comfortable and allows you to get to know each other. Man, some women can be assholes!!

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@AmesMC1978

8 months

I’m not seeing any issues here…..🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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@AmesMC1978

3 years

‘Ladies first’ is just a really polite way of saying ‘let me look at your ass while you walk in front of me’ am I right or am I right???? Fellas???

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@AmesMC1978

1 month

☹️☹️☹️

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@AmesMC1978

6 months

I used to live in my denim maxi skirt in my 20’s and I got so excited to see them back in stores….damn it if these things aren’t the most comfortable skirt to wear!!!

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

Cheers my gorgeous twitter peeps 💖💖💖

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@AmesMC1978

3 months

Right that’s it. If we make plans and I’ve shaved then you cancel at the last minute, I’m charging you $100…..I feel that’s fair……🤭🤭

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

Nothing turns me off a guy quicker than him asking ‘what’s your snap?’ I’m 45 years old, don’t came at me with that crap!! I have a phone number. Let’s be a grown up here 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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@AmesMC1978

1 year

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@AmesMC1978

9 days

@libsoftiktok People really are just running out of ways to blame everyone else for their unhappiness and lack of drive.

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@AmesMC1978

3 months

Note to self- don’t argue with someone who should have been swallowed…..

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@AmesMC1978

2 years

Well my tasty little cupcakes, the kids are at their dads, I have the house to myself. Time for a drink and a good old fashioned Christmas movie. #diehardisachristmasmovie Cheers my sexy twitter peeps #ChristmasEve

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@AmesMC1978

7 months

You know, only if you want to…..🤭🤭

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@AmesMC1978

10 months

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