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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

Go hang out with @joelgaines

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Let's see those doggos and puppers.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Primary nuked for dumb. I'm looking for my friends. Drink water @BudLightSadness @HardPass4 can you help?

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@AmericaMuse

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@Airb0rne4325 How you kill a deer with green beans?

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Drink water

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Drink water. I shall return.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Many have been concerned about the loss of my main account. "How do you go from 12k to 1500?" Look, yall. It's never been about that to me. I'm just going to keep doing what I do. I appreciate you.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

They want us angry.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

GM Sat'day is gat day Shotgun class today. Easy peasy.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

I'll post some other pictures later. My boy and me at the 99th Tucson rodeo.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

There are a lot of people out there I'm interacting with who don't realize this is a different account, lol. The main account might not be coming back.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

Listen ya'll. @joelgaines was ** miraculously ** restored. I am going to continue to monitor this account. If we're not mutuals on that account, hit me up there.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Say it back

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

GM Drink water I'm feeding lasagna to 25 people today. No, you are not one of those people.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

This following thing is gonna take forever

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Ya'll know my main was suspended for a water-related post, right? Elon is anti-water.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Do it.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

And now the entire air force gets a safety briefing.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

IDK how many times I have to say it. They are not just attacking the 2A. We are in the "say it out loud" stage of a Marxist revolution.

New York Post

@nypost

5 months

MSNBC legal analyst says First Amendment makes US ‘vulnerable,’ calls for ‘common sense’ speech restrictions

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

"I ran it through ground up beans and now it's brown." Remember:

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

@Trav_A_22 Why are you yelling? You sound dehydrated.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

@mnsibley DON'T WASTE THAT WATER!

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

3 months

Drink water and follow @joelgaines you beautiful, crazy people.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Horseradish mustard

Nick Ford

@Ford_Nick

6 months

Do you put ketchup or mustard on brats?

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

I'm following some of yall multiple times.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

GM Drink water.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

I just ate a pan of brownies. I will not be explaining this.

Clay Martin ⚔️

@wayofftheres

5 months

Remember kids……

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

Kids: you don't text right Me: mfr we invented this shit

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Hey @BudLightSadness . come for dinner. Bring gravy.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

SHOTS FIRED! IT'S AN INVASION! SEND EVERYBODY!

JACKET’S LAST STAND

@JacketNation

6 months

These squirrels have been financially destroyed

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Rehab

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

@WarPath2pt0 I just ordered 3 shotguns. Anybody want my rifles?

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

As a former 18B combat veteran, this is the only tool I need for self-defense.

Chuck P. Ritter

@Chuck_Ritter92

6 months

As a former 18B combat vet, this is how I defend my self. All you really need.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

Chipotle honey lime pork tenderloin.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Hydrate

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

GM Drink Water Men, tomorrow is clip the fingernails day. This is your WARNO.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

It's starts with a ball of shredded and squeezed cucumber. This is a proper tzatziki.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

Monday. Get some.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

GM Drink water.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

I'm so mad. Drink water.

Hard Pass

@HardPass4

6 months

What the fuck?! Where’s our water boy at?!

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

Imma go up and get @TommyFaceOnFire and bring him down here for a course. We're gonna listen to Tool the entire troop.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Yall stop breaching each other's inner circles and drink some water.

Mark Sibley

@mnsibley

6 months

Just what someone would say to attempt to breach the inner circle. Nice try, Winkleman.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

You’re driving alone. A song comes on that obligates you to crank it up. Post a one-line lyric from that song. Some say the end is near.

Snarksalot

@BitchesBane

5 months

You’re driving alone. A song comes on that obligates you to crank it up. Post a one-line lyric from that song. “How long till my soul gets it right?"

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

I am follow limited. :(

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

GM Go get it.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Say the name. Make it trend. Mongol Moon.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

GM Have a drink of water.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

I am working fast on the sequel. About 19k words as of this morning. But some of ya'll have not read Chaos Terrain yet.

Chaos Terrain

www.amazon.com

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

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@ChefGruel I put butter in my coffee.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

I am not going to follow that @mnsibley guy though. (dammit! I already did)

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

Carry a controller around all day and dry fire by pretending all life interactions are a game. Simple.

T_p_tio 🎈

@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl

5 months

Overcoming years of muscle memory to relearn the location of the X button has been challenging.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

I've spent time isolated on a mountain top with British soldiers. They got paid extra to stay in our substandard accommodations. And yet, their drinking games will scar you for life. They will literally drink anything.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

We're off to the rodeo. Later nerds.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Got Demp in the sequel. He's gonna "love" it.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

Had sushi/sashimi for dinner. Small place. Super fresh. Didn't take a picture.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

I'm going to do chicken souvlaki and a nice feta and tomato salad tonight. Should I make tzatziki and hummus, too?

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Roasted Brussel's Sprouts are amazing. This is several subtweets.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

Another great use for a @ExUmbrisDesigns fanny pack. Carry a mess of buck in the main pouch and slugs in the other pouch.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

@JeromeAdamsMD You should follow me. I help people avoid this.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

It's not just the 2A that is under attack. "Our police allowed children to die, but if you say uncomfortable things we will arrest you."

Bruce Ballou 🇺🇸

@_BruceBane

6 months

Hey @KenPaxtonTX , please look into this. The spineless fucks at the @CityofUvaldeTex Police are locking up parents of dead children for speaking out.

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@AmericaMuse

5 months

Today is the last day you can get Chaos Terrain during it's first anniversary month! Leap Day Special! Buy one Chaos Terrain book and we will make sure you receive one Chaos Terrain book for the low low price of one!

Chaos Terrain

www.amazon.com

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

"I grew up with guns."

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

@Oilfield_Rando Why not just walk the wall on the right?

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

This cell outage fkd some of yalls chi. Drink a water

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

This is a fork-tender, hoisin glazed pork tenderloin finished with garlic, green onion butter. I wonder when @ChefGruel last saw one this pretty.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

This is actually a good idea

ocelot2062

@ocelot2062

6 months

@AmericaMuse @WarPath2pt0 Has anybody tried racking a shotgun to see if cell service comes back?

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

DRINK Waterrrrr!

The River Nix

@NixAshes

6 months

@BeksWineWhiskey @AmericaMuse ILY2 but I'm still pounding coffee all day

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

IDK where to find that many akerns here. Can we use pecans?

🩺 Dr. Napervillain Bunny🐰

@Type07Safety

6 months

#Acorn drill Solid 😆

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

Ok, so it's Pico de Gallo for tonight's fish tacos.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

GM

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Post your favorite everyday knife. Do it for the Brits. They can't.

Clay Martin ⚔️

@wayofftheres

6 months

Post your favorite everyday knife. Do it for the Brits. They can't.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Who's going to tell him?

David Butler

@DvdButler

6 months

@_Tom_Weatherby @MegaManX1984 @realgirl_fieri Private people might start making ammo of their own, but that will be costly, illegal, and get them arrested too, should it come to that.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Some photos from yesterday

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Like a good neighbor, get off my lawn 🎵

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

Do your area study, nerds.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Someone reaches out about private training. Exchange emails about schedule options. Include the private instruction pricing in the last email.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Who is a guitarist that you can name just by their sound?

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

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@Peaches_Sabrina You could just keep your extra coolant in the jug, like a normal person.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Integrating a mic and put with the walkers. 3D cage helps a lot in the pouch. Normally, the antenna is a snake that is woven into the chest rig. This works great for the range, particularly when we are working multiple ranges at the same time.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

Dinner will be a hoisin glazed pork tenderloin.

Belligerent

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I actually eat extra meat in the hopes that england sinks.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

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If you know what this is a scene from, we can be friends.

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@AmericaMuse

6 months

Me rn

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Everyone needs to tell @WarPath2pt0 we love him and to drink some water.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

The whole light thing is comical. In true X fashion, people are arguing stuff that wasn't said. In any case, you need a light. You should always have a handheld light. Add a WML for the obvious tactical advantages if your carry method supports having one.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

That new band Chevelle is pretty good.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

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That new band Mudvayne is pretty good.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Yes, some days I just want to have my mustache look like corsair wings.

NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Cav guy questions + burning man

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@AmericaMuse

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White people taco night.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

But...

Mickey Blowtorch

@MickeyBlowtorch

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I can’t believe the price of ramen. Thanks, Obama.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

Total Word Count: 20012 - Sequel is about 35% done.

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@AmericaMuse

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Salmon patties with a balsamic lemon butter.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Ya'll wanted a sequel. Well, here you go.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

5 months

It's officially chaffle season.

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NotJoel

@AmericaMuse

6 months

Watching people watching the rodeo is almost as much fun as watching the rodeo. We got first timers, old timers, ranch hands, and the ladies who bought their hats at the gate all in the same crowd.