Twitter absolutely SUCKS NOW 💩Proud wife of
@JaredHarris
, famed Lightgirl, mirrorball archivist, karaoke enthusiast, cat lady & Grand Poobah of
#TeamHarris
.
Now that I have 100K followers, I want to talk about
#OvarianCancer
. Specifically my gritty story. The goal is awareness. I hope you find this narrative informative.
HAPPY HANUKKAH, JEWISH FRIENDS!!! LOVE AND LIGHT TO YOU, my WONDERFUL brothers & sisters. 💙✡️💙 I think Baby Yoda’s intense look here is due to his using the force to light the Menorah 😣
Happy birthday to my favorite person in the whole wide world,
@JaredHarris
! We are having a quiet one, with lots of cards from friends from all over, and yummy treats & cuddles. Bless you all for the well wishes from your friends at
#TeamHarris
❤️
It’s our 12th anniversary of “we met” today! ❤️ I wish we could go to Bar Lubitsch & celebrate.
So that means it’s 33 days until my birthday, 117 days ‘til Jared’s birthday, and 194 days until our 8th wedding anniversary...in case anyone is counting.
#TeamHarris
6 yrs ago was the first time
@JaredHarris
ever called me his WIFE. My heart leapt out of my chest! He is my favorite person in the whole, wide world, & I love him with all my heart. 10 years together, 6 as husband & wife. ❤️
#TeamHarris
#Harrisversary
@fuggirls
Wife chiming in: Those were the days the brothers Harris lived on St. Mark’s & 1st, & I guess my future husband popped a button at the pre-game drink at the Scratcher. 🤷🏽♀️🤣😏 He’s sleeping now, but I’ll ask him for a comment when he wakes. GREAT photo!!
#TeamHarris
I have SAID IT before, & I will SCREAM it, AGAIN...you FILTHY ANIMALS: WASH YOUR HANDS/COVER YOUR MOUTHS WHEN YOU COUGH AND SNEEZE, & STAY THE HELL HOME IF YOU ARE A DISEASED MENACE TO SOCIETY 🤬
#BasicHygiene
#COVID
ー19
#TravelTips
Six years ago we signed our wedding licence paperwork in my beloved Miami Beach. So...begins...our SIX YEAR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION, y'all!!! HUZZAH! The countdown is ON to November 9th!!!! SIX years MARRIED, TEN years TOGETHER!!
#TeamHarris
! 😎
There’s pics of Jon Hamm & Jared circulating, and you’re all welcome (because I tipped off the photographer), but here’s mine 😎
#TeamHarris
#MadMen
#Family
WHO ELSE THINKS THE INDIANA JONES UNIVERSE SHOULD BE EXPANDED TO INCLUDE KE HUY QUAN’S CHARACTER AS AN ADVENTURER AS AN ADULT FOLLOWING IN INDY’S FOOTSTEPS AAAAAAAAAAAAA
It was such a joy to talk to Ke Huy Quan about his Oscar nomination for Everything Everywhere All At Once: "I never thought that my name would have the prefix ‘Oscar-nominated actor.’ What an incredible day this is."
WHERE MY
@ExpanseOnPrime
FANS AT? We had a little
#TeamHarris
x
#TeamStrait
summit w/Steven & his lovely wife Dasha last night to discuss the state of the solar system & how best to distribute copious amounts of bear hugs to all who need them. 🥰
#TheExpanse
#Family
Mad Men, s.5, ep.5, “Signal 30” where Lane Pryce celebrates England winning the World Cup, punches out Pete Campbell, & kisses Joan.
#TeamHarris
#MadMen
#LanePryce
@davidhogg111
That makes me sad for my friends who own hotels, restaurants, clubs, etc...on the beaches & beyond. They do everything they can to keep their patrons safe, yet suffer, too.
@AndyRichter
@nytimes
FDR's fear is directly responsible for the deaths of untold numbers of people. In igniting fear in this country, who knows how much blood will eventually be on Trump's hands? There's already that poor girl from Charlottesville.
#Trumpocalypse
This is a great article in the Sunday LA Times Calendar section, celebrating my husband’s work. (Except, no, he didn’t adopt a Russian accent for “Chernobyl.”)
#TeamHarris
In celebration of the end of
#AwardsSeason
, I’d like to share with you a short film I directed called “Gas Station Disco,” starring International super-plushie
@LilCrozier
, feat.
@JaredHarris
! Song “Boogie Oogie Oogie,” by A Taste of Honey. Volume UP!
#TeamHarris
#Boogie
🌟🥰😂
Thank you, universe, for blessing my life to be lived in the time of such comedy GENIUSES. Today (like every day) we cheer to each Golden Girl, & especially the remarkable Betty White. A life absolutely well lived. 🥂
😰"One of my best friends was killed in gun violence right around here, so it's important to me," says Paul McCartney, remembering his Beatles bandmate John Lennon at the
#MarchForOurLives
in
#nyc
Goodbye glamour hair. I have even more respect for Goddesses of the 1960s now, like THAT was POSSIBLE. Thank you,
@alinaratta
, for building this architectural marvel out of only my own hair & that lasted all day & night 🥰
#TeamHarris
#Glamour
#Emmys2019
#HairDreams
Headed out to celebrate
#Emmys2018
...with a stowaway! Shh... Lil' Crozier is off on an adventure into the murky deep...of the showbiz party scene...
#TeamHarris
#TheTerror
On this day in 2009 I met a guy through a mutual friend at a comedy night in LA. We were both miserable. We helped each other through that most dark of periods, to a place where we are always bathed in light. I love you, my darling... Happy "We Met" Day! ❤️❤️❤️
#TeamHarris
Today is my 44th birthday! When I was 4 years old, The Muppet Movie CHANGED my LIFE. I rewatched it recently for the first time in decades, & was BLOWN AWAY by it’s relevance to my development. Let’s all celebrate
@TheMuppets
&
#TheMuppetMovie40th
by watching!
#HBDAllegra
🥰
This month we mark the 40th anniversary of our very first major motion picture, The Muppet Movie! Join us in celebrating all month long using
#TheMuppetMovie40th
.