Sahii kina Eric Omondi, El shaqo, Tdat na Rayvanny wako inbox Ya Tanasha na zile za "youre sure you okay?", "I can come over if you wanna talk" ๐๐ na ni tarimbo wanadai kutembeza๐๐
I'm arguing with my girl via messaging then after kuona anaenda kulose, ameniuliza "sasa mbona unanishoutia surely?"
Nashout aje kwa texts? ๐๐ Imebidi niapologize bana ๐๐ you girls can be a lot of things.
*Tinder*
Her: hello, I'm Chantelle Houghton from Spain.
Me: I'm All Kenyan from Kenya
Her: is Kenya a country??
Me: No b***, it's a Loan from China
#WajingaNyinyiPart2
Huyu dem anasema anangoja kuwatch soap ya 10 ndo aende kwake... Sasa shida Niko na Mayai mbili na ndio nlikua nikule supper๐ญ๐ญ, imebidi nimedanganya nimeshiba pia mpaka aende๐ญ๐ญ
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So this guy was given a 3some with girlfriend and the girl's bestie and the bestie kept moaning how she had missed that Mjuols... long story short, Bestie ako hapa Thika level 5 anaongezewa maji kwa mwili.๐ญ๐ญ
We cannot believe that you are no longer with us. This is a tragedy for us, we will pray for you dear friend. Rest in peace. You are always loved & never forgotten. Rest easy, pal.๐๐
This juniors nowadays wanapewa midterm Ya 8-9 days maze... Mimi nakumbuka tulikua tunafunguliwa Friday for half term na unafaa kurudi by Tuesday ๐ญ๐ญ, alafu mwalimu wa Math anapeana assignment mob hadi unatamani hata heri mbaki shule ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐
Naskiza Dem flani wa USIU alafu sahii naona amenitext, "Babe send me 7k, I'll refund in the course of next week"
Nadai kureply "Utatii nanii"
"Utatii nani" kwa kizungu ni? ๐๐
On Friday familia mbili kutoka Kisii zitashikana zikuje KU na Lori mbili kukuja kuona Nyabuto akigraduate ๐๐ wafike wapate Nyabuto aliwacha shule 2nd year, akaoa na anaishi huko KM kazi ni kuuza bhangi na Jaba๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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