this episode needs no explanation beyond its title. have a listen and you'll understand.
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an important note from grace and lauren, with the reminder that we'll always stand up for what is right, no matter the cost ♥️ we love you and can't wait for more laughs starting this week :)
We don’t have any words and we know you don’t want to hear them.
We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness. Everything you’re feeling – we get it.
This isn’t the ending we imagined, and certainly not the one we wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way.
For all the hugs, the goalie goal, the Vezina, and so much more - thank you, Linus, for everything you’ve done for the Spoked-B.
We wish you and your family nothing but the best in your next chapter.
girls who look like this and claim they are into sports to gain followers from men who are desperate and want easy clout
(& i suppose i’ll add the picture of me that started it all) 💅🏼✌🏼
sending all of our love to survivors of sexual violence today (and every day). we know the news coming out is painful and frustrating for many of us. you are not alone, and you never have to be silent about the things that matter. love u all so much ♥️
We could not be more grateful and excited for the opportunity to work with so many incredible people. Thank you to everyone at
@hockeypodnet
for giving us the space to share our thoughts with the hockey world. <3
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goooood morning chat. it’s monday, which means we’ve got a brand new episode for you to listen to. trust us when we say you don’t want to miss this one 🥱😈
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we’re just here to say we love you and we believe victims & survivors of violence. sending all of our friends big hugs and strength today (but also everyday) ♥️
hi friends—we just wanted to let you know that we will not be releasing a new episode this week. one of us had an emergency that prevented us from recording. we’re both safe now and looking forward to getting a new episode to y’all next week! ♥️
while we did not release an episode this week, you can catch us on
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, where we were invited to discuss 2018 WJC investigation. as two women in the hockey world, we are grateful for all who hold space for us to talk about difficult things. link below!
we regret to inform you all that because g and laur were so busy this weekend becoming champions in their respective fields, we do not have an episode to drop today <3 but stayed tuned for a new one soon :)
ANGRY FACE because i hate losing but genuinely electric game that i am so grateful i got to watch (didn’t have to tell the bartender to turn it on because it was already on baby 🥰🥰)
GOOD MORNING GUESS WHAT FUCKING DAY IT IS! ITS THE BEST DAY OF THE WEEK—EPI DROP DAY. FINALLY THE DOG DAYS ARE OVER. HOCKEY IS BACK. YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS (ha get it) THIS.
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hi friends—
we won’t be releasing an episode this week. rest assured, we’ll be back next week with lots of laughs. thank you for all of your support.
love y’all. ♥️
ITS MONDAY AND THAT MEANS ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD BC WE JUST DROPPED A NEW EPISODE. TUNE IN FOR LAUREN’S LIVE REVIEW OF THE DUNKIN SPIKED COFFEES!
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TOMORROW WE ARE RECORDING AND WE NEED Y’ALL QUESTIONS/HOT TAKES/RED FLAGS. FEEL FREE TO SUBMIT BELOW IN THE REPLIES OR USING OUR ANONYMOUS FORM. IF YOU DON’T SUBMIT, YOU WILL BE SEVERELY PUNISHED. XOXO.
NEW EPI NEW EPI NEW EPI. LOTS OF GREAT ADVICE IN THIS ONE. (also, for the first thirty minutes of this episode, we discuss the sexual assault investigation of the 2018 WJC team. feel free to skip ahead if you feel like that would be best for you. we love you.)
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NEW EPI NEW EPI NEW EPI !!!!!!!! Listen to Marchand talk, Grace’s encounter with the canes irl, Lauren’s brain full of knowledge, and lotsssss more 😈😈
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GOOD MORNING HI. HELLO. NEW EPISODE DROPPED TODAY. IF YOU AREN'T LISTENING, YOU'RE MISSING OUT. WE ARE AS REASONABLE AND LEVEL-HEADED AS USUAL (we are not reasonable nor level-headed at all).
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we love everyone who listens—whether you’ve been here since the beginning or are just joining us now. we are so so lucky to have the best supporters and friends in the whole wide world. 🫶🏻
The best way to start the New Year off. Continue to be YOU, Grace and Lauren, because the world would be better with more people like you both. 💛🖤
@AllGoalsNoMrs
every week, we get a little weirder. if you want proof, just listen to our new episode.
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ladies and gents may we present: the all goals, no mrs bracket challenge!!
the challenge officially starts tomorrow, but feel free to join our league before then :)
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new pfp to celebrate the holidays! we hope you all have a happy, joyful, and safe end of the year. go drink wine, eat good food, and throw on your favorite episode so everyone in your family thinks you’re really weird! xoxo -laur & g
for those new around here, we want to give a special shoutout to the artist who created our logo about a year ago when we first started this podcast! her name is madeline, and her etsy sticker shop that helps support her family is here:
NEW EPISODE ALERTTTTT (btw Lauren’s drunk in this one, and Grace may or may not be joining the army) so trust us when we say you don’t want to miss it.
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GOOD MORNING IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO ENJOY OUR PRESENCE ONCE MORE. listen to ‘the NHL games’ now ;,)
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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TEN MILLION YEARS WE ARE RECORDING A BRAND NEW EPISODE TODAY. WILL BE DISCUSSING THE SCF, NHL FREE AGENCY, AND MORE. GET YOUR QUESTIONS IN NOW OR FACE OUR WRATH.
while we’ve got some new friends here (thanks grace’s weird horny unhinged tweets) feel free to drop us some questions/thoughts/concerns for our next episode. reply below or hit us up via google form below. you want to hear it? we’ll yap about it.
BTW new epi will be dropped TOMORROW (tuesday) since g was too busy doing legal girlie stuff for a Monday drop. you can all throw tomatoes at her if it helps.
maybe when we hit 1k followers we’ll release a completely unedited episode (we cut out at least an hour every episode of our bullshit believe it or not)
by the way, we released an epi yesterday
oh and by the way, it is g’s bday— but you should already know that😤
wish her a happy birthday or else. happy listening :)
y'all know what time it is? time to drop your hottest fuckin takes in the replies. about hockey. about life. about your mother. who cares—we'll probably make fun of your opinion no matter what.
oooooh baby do we have a hell of a show for y'all coming this weekend 😈 if you have a question you want us to answer or any topics you'd like to hear us discuss, fill out this form:
sooo the very first episode of puck princess, accurately titled “a very chaotic debut” is now LIVE !!! give it a listen & enjoy. ft :
- stolen bobbleheads
- the bruins fourth line
- my coke to diet coke pipeline
- jesper boqvist (duh)
- & some hockey
this app makes it really easy to tell who’s been naturally funny their whole lives and who decided to be funny in their 20’s after getting into podcasts