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you can't keep dancing with the devil & ask why you're still in hell 🌘☪️ •26•

Kentucky, USA
Joined April 2012
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Levi’s are my fav
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Tell me I’m pretty
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Get me to 10k today 😮‍💨
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Suns out, buns out
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Good morning wallets 🤑
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I need someone to take pictures of me for onlyfans 😩
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2 years
I love money
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6 years
I'm from Kentucky & we DO put noodles in our chili. Don't argue with me.
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Loving my new comfy Amazon set
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Come take body shots off me
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Lookin for the hoochie daddies
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2 years
Happy Friday 🤤
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6 years
Roosters wings are better than Hooters AND Bdubs. Don't argue with me.
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1 year
It was Labor Day weekend & I was NOT 17 🇺🇸
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2 years
Hey Twitter, it’s me again 🥴
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2 years
Twitter doesn’t see me often, enjoy 🥰
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5 years
In the first pic, 3 years ago today, I was in a super toxic relationship & weighed 95lbs. BUT the second pic was a month ago & in case y’all didn’t know, I’m happy, 110lbs healthy & glowing. GET AWAY FROM TOXIC PEOPLE & make yourself happy 💓💓💓
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6 years
Call me conceded, cocky, big headed. IDGAF. At the end of the day, you ain't gotta fucking love me. I gotta love me. Suck a dick. 😉
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Link in bio babes
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2 years
24 couldn’t look better 😘
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1 year
Cute or whateva
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4 years
someone say hot girl summer?
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2 years
All them other boys say she’s a goodbye girl, she’ll wreck your world
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5 years
So, my dad just relapsed & let’s be honest, my mom will always be a crack head. I have NO sympathy for junkies. That is a CHOICE, not a disease. Don’t @ me.
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5 years
If you’re a guy and you hit me, you’re a bitch. BUT, just know u better hit me hard enough to where I don’t get up bc I’ll throw the fucking microwave at you. I do not play.
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Come see me at the newest @TwinPeaksLodge restaurant in Louisville, KY 🫶🏼🫶🏼
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1 year
Tik tok took it down. So Y’all enjoy this video of my drunk friend jumping out of a parking garage 😂😂
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7 years
If u don't sing Picture by Kid Rock with ur whole heart & soul at the top of your lungs, wyd with ur life??
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1 year
Happy Tuesday ♥️
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5 years
I have no sympathy for those on drugs. It’s a choice, not a disease. Don’t @ me. PSA YOU CHOSE THE CRACK HEAD LIFE, IT DIDNT CHOOSE YOU.
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I’m glad I realized a long time ago that my ass & titties don’t have to be out for guys to find me attractive, unlike some of you lol.
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5 years
I’ve literally had to deal with this my WHOLE life. So don’t ask me questions as to why I am the way I am or how I do things. I’ve gotten this far because of ME & the few people I could count on along the way. But thanks mom & dad, for teaching me how NOT to be.
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Did u miss me?
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7 years
It is OKAY for you to miss someone & NOT want them back. It is OKAY for you to make decisions based on YOUR happiness, not anyone elses. it is OKAY for you to know your worth & what you deserve. because at the end of the day, the only persons happiness that matters is your own.
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4 years
Humble with a hint of Kanye
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1 year
WE DID IT ♥️♥️ 10k followers finallyyyyy
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4 years
✌🏽
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3 months
Where’s some new followers? 🤩
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4 years
I don’t think I did this right
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5 years
I just wanna remind you guys what happened in 2015 😂😂😂
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3 years
My new friend 🥺🥺
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👙 nuff said
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4 years
I don’t post pictures on here too much anymore
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6 years
Facebook vs Twitter
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5 years
why my head look so big in this
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1 year
I new posting on twitter would pay off one day 🤭
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4 years
I don’t mean to be cocky, but after me.. who?
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Back to brunette 🤎
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5 years
3 different people. Straight hair, natural hair, wand curled hair
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Not realizing some of the things you did for the last time WAS the last time.
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I’m sorry if we’re friends & I take a lot off off guard pictures or goofy videos of you. I just love looking back & seeing people that mean the most to me in such a genuine state of happiness, because it makes me happy.
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Hi, I'm from Kentucky & our special hobbies include growing mullets, kickin opossums, & throwing bottles at road signs.
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Yes
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is ur ass fat enough for you to act that way??
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5 years
Mint chocolate is like putting toothpaste on a Hershey bar, dont @ me
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5 years
I’m just not the type to burden someone with my problems. I’ll have 6 mental breakdowns by myself before I let people know what’s going on in my head.
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5 years
It really amuses me that some of y’all don’t know what it’s like to cruise ACTUAL back roads in the middle of no where and blare country music....
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I might be 25 but take me to something fun or get out of my face 😂
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5 years
Am I the only person who is stressed out about not having enough time to spend with everyone I love because you don’t know when it’s theirs or your last day????? Because people are just getting ripped from us, left & right if you guys didn’t notice.
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The corona shit actually annoying. I have a life to live & money to make. And all u fat ass crybabies took all the food and toilet paper out of stores like the world is ending. I’m not even scared, I’m annoyed at this point.
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Being a server I will dead ass wake up the next morning & be like “damn, I never brought that person the ranch they asked for” lmaoooo
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Why can’t I be serious
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9 years
Hate being home all day & not having anything to do & being on social media all day and end up seeing the same thing 57 times a day
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so y’all, Devin finally asked me to be his girlfriend 😏
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5 years
I will never in my whole life, let anyone have the privilege to say “you wouldn’t have that if it wasn’t for me” bc I’m gonna go get it myself & if that means struggling for a while as I do so, than so be it.
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I can’t wait to live in a big house & land with kids & not care about anyone else because I know I’ll get that one day.
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Twitter never sees pictures of me at work so
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5 years
On my not-so-model shit 👌🏼
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I don’t mean to be cocky, but after me, who??
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5 years
So you’re telling me.... y’alls summer is fun.. without country music?
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1 year
You’re telling me this submarine shit isn’t another distraction? Call me crazy but the dude who made the Simpsons show is on the submarine & there just so happens to be an episode of Homer on a damn submarine & they pass a sunken ship 😂😂
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4 years
Got my ex with this nice little surprise this morning. Y’all enjoy 😂😂
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6 years
Dude asked me to go to Ruth Chris & I said no bc I gotta work two jobs tomorrow. And now he's calling me a bitch. Ok money bags. Don't worry I can pay for my own & u ugly anyways.
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Happy national sex day to me because I’m always fucking myself 🤗👍🏼
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