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@AlhamisiMo

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im still learning

Dallas, Texas Hold Em
Joined June 2012
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@AlhamisiMo
papala
6 years
Just dropped his lil ass like a bath bomb
@Wuzz_Tv
Wuzz Tv
6 years
5 months old and saving himself. It is never easy to watch a baby fall in a pool, but it is so worth it to have the peace of mind that comes when you know your baby will know what to do if they fall in the water in an uncontrollable situation. 📹 IG: Utah Swim Academy
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@AlhamisiMo
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7 years
Weed is legit 10 dollars
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@AlhamisiMo
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8 months
All this
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8 months
worst bar you’ve ever heard?
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@AlhamisiMo
papala
1 year
That’s the Dallas version of finding Michael Jackson’s glove
@fuckdigitaldash
YES I’M COMMITTING FRAUD
1 year
aint no way 😂🤧
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@AlhamisiMo
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11 years
White girl:"DADDY I GOT A NEW BOYFRIEND!" Dad:That's great hun! When do I get to meet him?" "COME IN TYRONE! Dad:" http://t.co/69XE7Exx6j
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@AlhamisiMo
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8 months
Niggas really mad at me cause I said “man you hungry? Have this sandwich🤓🥪” is ass. What kind of world did we leave for these children
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@AlhamisiMo
papala
2 years
She said “I’m sober and alcohol is bad” and they were ready to throw her in traffic
@KaliUchisInfo
Kali Uchis info
2 years
Deserve Me featuring summer walker from kali uchis new album, ‘Red Moon In Venus’ Out this Friday 😉🖤
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@AlhamisiMo
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11 years
This dyke tried to fight me and I beat her ass, then she showed up to court the next day dressed as a women. Smh I was sick fam.
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@AlhamisiMo
papala
5 years
Bro Colorado is for the people
@ajplus
AJ+
5 years
Colorado just became the first state to put a cap on the price of insulin with a new law that limits co-pays to $100/month. Insulin can currently cost diabetes patients upwards of $450/month.
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@AlhamisiMo
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11 years
Bitch got 250 unread holograms on her iPhone 10s http://t.co/4mhN7RWnQV
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@AlhamisiMo
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3 years
“Alright look. She a white girl right, BUT-”
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@AlhamisiMo
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11 years
"You gotta take a shit?" Me:"nah." Friend:"you sure fam? Cuz you look like you gotta take a- Me: I SAID NAWH http://t.co/viae7fVbs0
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@AlhamisiMo
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9 years
LMFAOOO FUCK BRO
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@AlhamisiMo
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1 year
Crazy how a whole class would watch this lil ass tv. You couldn’t even throw a superbowl party with 5 of the homies on this lil ass thing today lmao
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@AlhamisiMo
papala
11 years
You a faggot if you wear Jordan shirts. Got another man doin the splits on ya chest.
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@AlhamisiMo
papala
6 years
@youngbabycoco I dropped my phone lookin at this now it’s cracked You owe me a screen protector
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@AlhamisiMo
papala
9 years
Why Denzel look like that uncle at the barbecue sayin "you think you clean now but boooy I was SHARP back in the day" http://t.co/cC6rqjgLuX
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@AlhamisiMo
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2 years
Let me go ahead and get my workout out of the way
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@AlhamisiMo
papala
11 years
Got caught stealing an iPhone. Now I have to...Face Time.
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@AlhamisiMo
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5 years
@_queencarax Damn y’all found a way to hate on being in shape, this app is amazing
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@AlhamisiMo
papala
5 years
Wait until the last possible minute then jam all of your essentials in a backpack
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5 years
Virgos and Capricorns: can y’all give me packing tips? thanks
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@AlhamisiMo
papala
2 years
If some niggas whoop me after I stepped off the elliptical they just got me
@LeanandCuisine
Casey Lawrence
2 years
They beat his ass after the stair master workout!? Nah that nigga went into battle with 25hp
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@AlhamisiMo
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6 years
@TheRealDrePapi I feel like that burned
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@AlhamisiMo
papala
6 years
spiritual mamas with open chakras and throats
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@AlhamisiMo
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10 years
This nigga hit a Call of Duty drop shot just to get the good angle
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@AlhamisiMo
papala
11 years
"Smh my girl just broke up with me dawg." http://t.co/rNMMg8Edek
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@AlhamisiMo
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6 years
When you tryna be peaceful on Red Dead Online but niggas keep robbin you
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@AlhamisiMo
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11 years
When you smell that loud in class http://t.co/Fo7RQQANMR
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@AlhamisiMo
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11 years
If I date a girl taller than me, she payin my bills and fighting for me if I get jumped smh she the man now
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@AlhamisiMo
papala
2 years
@MissAshley247 @SaycheeseDGTL More like soulja boy leaving the scene after being maced lmao
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@AlhamisiMo
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4 years
@TheBachelorPadd @bebe_ego23 @GumboGoon Nigga finna walk in a board meeting like “what’s crackin” and get his ass fired
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@AlhamisiMo
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6 years
@Trizzzx_ @Btrillaaa lmao we know what he sayin just not why he sayin it
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6 years
@ChrisTalksTV @NoPlay_ @Wokestar_ That’s fine bro, we’ll claim it for them
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@AlhamisiMo
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11 years
What I play when my mom gets my report card http://t.co/OID38s5SLo
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@AlhamisiMo
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9 years
When a rapper you said was trash lowkey drop some fire
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9 years
This vine always makes smile look how happy dude is
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@AlhamisiMo
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11 years
Me and the bae❤️❤️❤️ http://t.co/aOq3RYXFyU
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6 years
@youngbabycoco Smh nvm we good
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@AlhamisiMo
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11 years
Tune in for the next episode of "Chicago Shower Time" http://t.co/BEdUhUU2Ov
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11 years
Pastor:"He was a good man. Anyone else have anything to add on?" Mike:"Yeah that nigga was a BITCH" Me:" http://t.co/xgL9GrhvEU
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11 years
Me:"When I grow up, I wanna be just like you dad!" Dad:"LMAO GAY! FUCK YOU WANNA BE ANOTHER NIGGA FOR? LMAO YOU GROUNDED BOY"
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@AlhamisiMo
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7 years
Me:*slurring* another round on me." Cereal Bartender:"that's it you've had enough."
@Bigbandshan
Shan Li ㊙️
7 years
Cereal Bar.. this would be a lit ass date 😋
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11 years
My phone upside down, you 21“ @Kaydolphins : Im 12 http://t.co/EiG4jYKuk6”
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@AlhamisiMo
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5 years
Even HE tried it before me
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@AlhamisiMo
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8 years
@Freddy___G @Briiiiyonce blacks aren't killing blacks because they're black. Correlation not found
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@AlhamisiMo
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7 years
A man told you what to do? LMAOOO sis I would be BAWLING on the floor laughing
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@AlhamisiMo
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4 years
@JuJu2Coo @mrbigbandz @vxrnvn @MLKChefLean It’s kind of disgusting how people find any reason to look down on someone and try to disguise it as looking out for em
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@AlhamisiMo
papala
7 years
Do y’all just type one word and let autocorrect run its course or what
@Bossip
Bossip
7 years
Upset Off: Cardi B & Offset Continue Harmoniously Hood Humpin' Despite Him Allegedly Apportioning His Migos Man Meat
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@AlhamisiMo
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11 years
You didn't have to do this. I could've given you bus fare. http://t.co/OylcpvOe8x
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11 years
*Gets caught cussing* Mom:WHAT DID YOU SAY!?! Me: MOMA I AINT SAID NOTHIN Her: WHAT.DID.YOU.SAY. Me:
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@AlhamisiMo
papala
11 years
Russell Westbrook:"I heard you only blow loud my nigga." KD:"yeah bruh." Russell:"I got some on deck." KD:" http://t.co/7hLbRZ4frB
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11 years
*Gets come thru text* Me:I'm here babe, comin up the steps Her:DONT TURN ON THE LIGHTS YOULL WAKE MY PARENTS Me: http://t.co/Ugzuc8b9ul
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11 years
*Sends nudes* Girl:"okay now it's your turn!" Me:"it's not my turn..." Girl:"for wha...." Me:" http://t.co/zKXkmziWst
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3 years
@earlxsweat Naw we gotta do like BET and replace MFs with “Simple Brothas”
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@AlhamisiMo
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6 years
@kxyonn @Tee_Meiscter We should want to be better for us and no one else
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6 years
Your uterus is gonna fall out
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4 years
Ain’t seen a snowflake since
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@AlhamisiMo
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1 year
Wouldn’t have even known he existed if I didn’t randomly start looking into “bozal Spanish” and South American blacks a month ago
@AfricanArchives
AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY
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Ganga Zumbi, the African Spartacus. Was born in Kongo in 1630, enslaved and shipped to Brazil to work as a plantation slave. Managed to escape, raised an army of enslaved Africans and founded his own kingdom of Palmares, with a palace and court. THREAD
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@AlhamisiMo
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That's really nice for her. Hopes this happens to me at school or something or at walgreens http://t.co/p2GhCgfOoi
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8 years
Nigga meow meow
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@AlhamisiMo
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11 years
To date a black girl you have to slapbox her brother and have a Cypher with her cousins.
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@AlhamisiMo
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10 years
Sitting with all white girls in history class so when they show slavery videos they'll feel bad for me and I can get my dick rubbed.
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@AlhamisiMo
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11 years
How black moms look after you tell them a white girl broke your heart http://t.co/g7UdN0p9Ri
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@AlhamisiMo
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5 years
This picture look like it was taken in Oklahoma
@enews
E! News
5 years
"10:55 pm last night. Our royal baby was born." - Amy Schumer
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"Yeah so then she come bussin thru the dog house on some 'you don't play with the puppies enough' kinda shit." http://t.co/enOpBH42YU
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This nigga started a modern day Chicago renaissance at like 16 learn somethin
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@AlhamisiMo
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10 years
Drake dressed like he sell incense out his house http://t.co/2DYoyIBOOa
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@AlhamisiMo
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11 years
When you see roaches goin towards the food
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5 years
Like a moving porkchop is gonna change my opinion
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11 years
When the dumbest nigga in class pass a test but you fail http://t.co/xIB4lhxNn2
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@AlhamisiMo
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11 years
If my next girl an artist she better not be painting other niggas. Smh she can Van Gogh the fuck up out my life with that shit
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11 years
Girls really do like being kissed mid-sentence, but I'm not attractive enough for that. I'll fuck around and catch a rape charge.
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11 years
He gon be in jail for the Weekdays RT“ @The2kGod : The Weeknd likes 15 year olds I see http://t.co/00zok6WFsd”
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Her: Your stroke game is TRASH!! Me:BITCH WHAT?! *points at wall* http://t.co/xwKC8ssX4o
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8 years
Girl gon running laps and I'm gonna think im feeling her gettin fucked
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11 years
You a faggot if you played with these. Smh get you some Straightonicles http://t.co/sUjBIiM9Bc
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11 years
*Trap music bumpin* "Man this track hard bro" "Word, my nigga" "Man this song whack bruh" http://t.co/nD9nyAUtDD
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11 years
How you leave a girl house after you smash
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@AlhamisiMo
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7 years
All drug dealers got a Gucci Belt
@Roypontiac
Al-Roy Yusef Ah-Pontiac .03 on OF
7 years
Wait a second... Reagan had clout
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11 years
Chance look like he read the message RT“ @OMARDlNHO : This song >>> 😎👌 http://t.co/BbfK2agVpd”
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4 years
Man I love stadia
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@AlhamisiMo
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11 years
When a girl's man favorite your tweet to her http://t.co/QOToI9A8zs
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@AlhamisiMo
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8 years
@Og_juicegawd @MajinDookie everything that could've went wrong did
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@AlhamisiMo
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1 year
Niggas be talkin about “i don’t want any nerd games” brother what the fuck is more nerdy than a PlayStation? lmao you may as well get your money’s worth
@LANDoCUH
#RipBandz
1 year
Niggas when a video game aint got guns or a ball in it
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11 years
Me:"OH SHIT IS THAT RAEKWON?!" Joe Budden:"
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5 years
BRO
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11 years
You gon jump on this dick or nahh “ @HayEryssa : If you have a face tattoo I'm automatically attracted to you. 😍😍👌” http://t.co/p5cIMrQwQB
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6 years
Bro we not finna talk about that bullshit
@LeanandCuisine
Casey Lawrence
6 years
Who seen that TI chicken movie on Netflix?
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@AlhamisiMo
papala
5 years
How my dream home looks
@benwegmann
Ben Wegmann
5 years
Living good in Frisco, TX 🤩
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@AlhamisiMo
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9 years
I asked my cousin what GED stood for and this nigga told me "Good enough Degree." I believed him for years too
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@AlhamisiMo
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1 year
He gonna remain a hype man until his last breath 🤧
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@AlhamisiMo
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7 years
Nigga what you doin with all that gas? You're only one man
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@AlhamisiMo
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11 years
Me:" FATHER! OMG AFTER ALL THESE LONG YEARS I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU!!!" Dad:" http://t.co/rR6wUijc2G
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If we date, by law you have to let me use your booty as a pillow. Don't blame me that's in the constitution.
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