10k bitcoin ordinals with
@CryptoHayes
. whitelist open. get
@OylWallet
, bring assets + do quests to earn XP & inflate to the highest levels!
@SereiBk
for collab
🚨 YOU HAVE 48H TO EARN THE EASIEST XP EVER 💰
Get 100XP for every day you’ve been on the WL.
How to join:
1️⃣ Must have over 1000 XP
2️⃣ Open your
@oylwallet
& click “Check My Status”
And that’s it! 🤷♂️
For example, been here since day 1?
That’s 83 days = 8300 XP 🎉
It really
🚨 QUEST 2 IS LIVE ONCHAIN
Inscribe a Poorhead & earn FAT XP to move up on the whitelist.
⏳ You’ve got 48 hours – Get 2000XP for completing. If we hit 1k unique inscriptions, I’ll add the retweet count as extra XP.
👀 first 200 poorheads get 1000xp bonus.
How to join:
1.
if a wizard in an alleyway gives you a quest, you don’t ask questions. you just do it.
you’ve got 48 hours ⏳ – the XP you earn = however many retweets this post gets. no exceptions.
wanna join? here’s how:
step 1: ❤️ & rt this (obviously 🤝)
step 2: verify your twitter (link
🚨YOU HAVE 72 HOURS. APPLY TO BUY A WHALE PASS NOW 🚨
The first 25 Whale Passes will be sold OTC. Not just anybody can have one. Odds are, you’re not him.
How to participate:
1️⃣ Like tweet & check out the site (link in thread 2/3)
2️⃣ Fill in the form (link in thread 3/3)
3️⃣
Imagine the daily STRUGGLE 💪 of being RICH AF and constantly judged 🧐 Just like how fat-shaming hurts, rich-shaming is REAL and HURTS us deeply 😭💸
It's not our fault we're genetically inclined to ACCRUE digital wealth 💼💻 We're VICTIMS
🚫 No more RICH-SHAMING! 🚫
The biggest XP drop of all time is coming. and i'm rewarding people who were early 👀. the only requirement? have more than 1000 XP. Get to work, more on this soon. easiest XP u will ever get
SEEKING:
willing and able WL members who wanna help me test out this INSANE XP system I had built. I can now reward any arbitrary quest on or off chain with XP with just a taproot address. apply below 👇
I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 1000. Comment your guess and I’ll respond higher or lower until I don’t wanna anymore. If u guess it I’ll be impressed because that’s a 1/1000 chance.
if you’re reading this STOP! you 🫵🏾🫵🏾 are destined 🙏🏾🙏🏾 to be rich 💸💸 soon if you believe in AIRHEADS 🎈🎈REPOST this!!! do not ignore 😫😫 or you’ll be poor 😢😢 forever!!
I dont wanna freak anyone out but I do have a table tracking everyone who joins WL sequentially. not sure what im gunna do with it, but being early probably matters. where were you on january 6th?
In a tweet sometime next week, I will be embedding a seed phrase that contains an airhead 1/1 inscription. the only way to get it is to be first, and transfer it out before someone discovers it. I'd turn on notifs...
I've reserved 1000 guaranteed WL spots for collabs. This isn't your run of the mill collection. If you want to work with me, I need a show of good faith. Educational material, strategy guides. show me that you understand me. DM open, will make final selection next week.
over the next few weeks you will feel feelings you haven’t felt before. you will experience urges you aren’t used to. don’t question it. this is all part of the plan.
🚨GO CHECK YOUR
@OylWallet
Just dropped 4,040 XP to everyone who participated in the first Quest. Screenshot & post ur new rank in comments!
Run thru the numbers:
XP awarded = total retweets (2,020) x 2 (since we broke 300 rt)
ppl who participated in quest: 2,763
ppl who had
🚨 BREAKING NEWS
Airhead now has an official Collab manager! Welcome
@Sereibk
! We will be giving away ████ WL spots. If you win a WL spot, your airhead will be randomized across tiers, so theres a chance you could get a fatty or rare regardless of your XP! DM
@Sereibk
to get
NEW QUEST! EAT A STICK OF BUTTER 🧈
no video proof needed. no one has to know.
just you, the butter, and the quiet satisfaction of consuming 800 calories for the cause.
no xp, no rewards—because the real gain is within.
you don’t do this for points. you do it for you.
HAHAHAHA 🤯🤯 U THINK THE 🎮 GAME STOPS WITH MINT?!?? 🚨🚨 OH HONEY 🍯 U IN FOR A WHOLE 🍬🍭 WORLD OF PAIN 🌪️ AND GAIN 💰🔥 😱🤣. 𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓾 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓽. 🏛️👣 🧨 YOU’RE NOT READY FOR WHAT’S ABOUT TO HIT 💣 THIS XP IS GONNA
one of my responsibilities is to maintain a spreadsheet... of every follower, every tweet, every interaction. I'm not sure what the devs are going to do with this but it is absolute ass to input all this data.
if I start to publish longer form articles would you guys still click on that? or do I have to chop it up into little threaded bites and feed it to u on the choo choo train
im into the slow game. everyone has a better time, and when i pull out and see my fully realized position there’s much more gratitude because i know how much work I put into it
🚨 XP DROP ALERT 🚨
Go check your
@oylwallet
- just dropped 9,893,160 XP
🐦 Earlybirds (first 200) got 5,230 XP
👀 Everyone else? You’re still ballin’ with 4,230 XP.
🎁 Thanks to that juicy retweet bonus (2,230 RTs!), we ALL got that extra boost. You’re welcome 💅✨
🔍
was just thinking that even if you did, everyone would be like WHAAAT, but then with all the people watching, you'd see it and think "that's not how" but even without it, there's still a chance it would be the first.
We have a 10k collection with 9k followers. The opportunity is ripe. What are you waiting for? Get
@oylwallet
NOW and earn XP. You have the whole day off. Order some food and lock in. The whales are creating multiple accounts. You’ll feel like shit if you miss it.
𝐌𝐲 𝐓𝐨𝐩 𝟓 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞
@AirheadFun
𝐖𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
I have curated a wishlist of my top 5 Airheads that I’d love to mint. This list is in no particular order as well. In all honesty, I could’ve made a top 15 list because the previews all look so good. If I can mint the
do you guys realize airhead can only exist right now? we’re in this perfect moment—3-6 sats/vbyte—that lets us inscribe and send gifts. if bitcoin scales the way we expect, it’ll be too expensive to pull off in the future. this is a once-in-a-lifetime window, it’s time to eat.
QUEST 1 IS OVER!! and im having a huge moral dilemma. In the first tweet I said the xp u earn = how many retweets. no exceptions. then a stoned version of airhead commented that they would double it. and I dont know what to do
🚨 QUEST 3 XP IS OUT 🚨
over 1700 eligible fatties have been recognized for their POW (proof of weight). airhead is everywhere.
Everyone go check your
@oylwallet
.
There’s a 100% chance
@opensea
would ban this collection if it were on ETH.
@cryptohayes
, who’s never done an NFT collection, chose ordinals for a reason. You think you’re smarter than him? What’s your P&L
OKAY, LETS MAKE IT CLEAR! ALL FUTURE QUESTS MUST BE WITH YOUR TAPROOT ADDRESS ONLY. THERE IS NO WAY FOR ME TO ASSOCIATE YOUR SEQWIT WITH YOUR TAPROOT OTHER THAN MANUALLY.
U guys ever notice that one person dancing at the party, in their own world? Infectious energy that gets everyone dancing based on their lead? Airhead.
okay im going insane with all these collab DM and coordination. decided to put my management skills to good use. I'm delegating it to you: the people. Airhead Intake form coming.... will be open for a limited period of time. think of this as a practice run for the WL