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@AhoyImHarker

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Graphic Designer | @GetSpookedPod | Somewhat Recovered Weeb | Horror | Tokusatsu |

Utah, USA
Joined February 2010
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@Henderson1983 “I know that there was a werewolf attack at the party, Becky! But something about having my mortality brought before mine very eyes really makes me wanna get my tits out and have pre-marital sex, y’know? Anyway, grab that beer bong, I’m gonna drink till I think I’M a werewolf!”
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@screamnhorror 9 companies, and yet they couldn’t hire a single graphic artist
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@CanadiaLobster @shoe0nhead Had something similar happen with a girl I was seeing several years back (except mine happened w/o clothes) and even though I rarely share it, nearly every time I do I get at least one person telling me I’m full of shit. The double-standard is real
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@GRomePow “Women don’t wanna date me!” … … ….. “It’s gotta be cuz of this scenario I completely made up!”
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@horror4kids Look, I don’t care if you liked the show or not, but everyone should absolutely respect the production, cuz it’s rare to see something this unconventional get made, especially nowadays.
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@robBEbailey @PKhakpour You know some chick named Ingrid came up with these
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@Sydsnap Sometimes they’ll even advertise it with the characters on it. Shit is PITCH BLACK.
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@himedanshizoro Luffy and Chopper were probably asking where Brook had gone and who’d invited the lady skeleton, cuz on a certain level, they’re both just Elmer Fudd
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@punished_cait It’s extra funny when you consider how much more complex English is than French on just a mechanical level.
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@extra_beef_ @dippkipp I mean, if this was any other country defending itself, I’d 100% agree, but this conflict didn’t start on Oct 7th, and politicians desperately need to stop pretending that it did
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@TheBlitz233 @shoe0nhead But... but HE. LIKES. ICE. CREAM!
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@TheWapplehouse “Perfectly lines up”
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@ZangetzuKing @TheNCSmaster Jesus Christ, it’s as if you’ve time travelled directly from 2006; right down to the misspelled, try-hard GamerTag and lame anime pfp. Im sure 2021 has been pretty crazy, since you got here, but I hope you’re doing okay and that your next leap, will be the leap home.
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@2010_videos Some of the worst “reaction” content in the history of time
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@santoslarre @merrickdeville So, your girlfriend told you, to your face that she regrets having not jacked off another dude? I get that it’s more complicated than that but I’m unsure how you tell that to your s/o and make it sound better; or even worse, end it with “but it’s cool, his mom took care of it.”
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@GoNintendoTweet Okay? So even Miyamoto can be objectively wrong, seems pretty normal to me
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@arielurgh “I could communicate openly and improve things for both of us, but I will instead choose to be unhappy, and that’s somehow your fault.”
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@shoe0nhead Holy shit, this isn’t real is it?
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@kjoutcastgaia Graphic designer here; you’re objectively wrong about the second
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@annaggabriella @mistachrish I’m not trash and I don’t think it’s reasonable to talk this broadly unless you extend this to all people. Everyone, regardless of ethnicity, gender, size, or status has the potential to be trash. Either be hyper-specific or hyper broad. Singling out one demo is nonsense.
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@tinashehive @theneedledrop It’s almost as though you posted to a completely public forum... 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@ChrisTookFlight @soulsmess @NotAsukaTwt It’s almost like he’s using that channel to make a commentary on how lazy and objectively trash her content is
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@Mufaa6 Yeah, this would qualify as anti-humor if she were more self-aware. I can’t even qualify as humor otherwise.
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@SBD23 @Jerz_66 @mcarvajal @bennyjohnson Feels like he’s about to start telling you about how he only really listens to indie/underground beers, from breweries you’ve probably never heard of
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@colemccormick1 @DiscussingFilm Is this a rhetorical question or do you genuinely not understand how all this works?
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@y2kshawty @dastreetx *sobbing in 5’4*
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@jayjaytoxicity @XCLSVZER0 For anyone that loved this show, I would highly recommend checking out the new comic; the first ‘season’ of six issues just wrapped and it’s *heavily* inspired by the cartoon
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So apparently @Hideki_Naganuma is composing for a new game. I have no idea what studio is involved but knowing what I know abo the man’s work. I have to hope that @SEGA finally *understands* what we truly desire... #JSR #JSRF #AnythingButSonic #PleaseGod
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@AlexKoenig91 @shoe0nhead Tell me about it! I made jokes on some hotep chick (inoffensive shit) and I’ve gotten a lil dollop of bigoted shit thrown my way. Super fun 🙄
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@JoyMoone @EcoTechBro You realize your fate is tied to theirs, yeah? Like, any bill made to hurt you will inevitably be used to hurt them and vice versa. Because while there *is* a difference between these 3 groups, your opposition doesn’t care, and they will not make any kind of distinction.
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@theretruckun @gayspacegulag @possumflakes I’m irrationally annoyed that those shoes don’t fit lmao
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@stillgray @ReubenArizona With how little you give a shit for others, it sometimes feels like you barely qualify as a person
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@Khaltzane_C @naomiobscura That singular word is the artist’s chosen moniker, letting other graffiti artists know who put it up. You’re kinda highlighting why you shouldn’t be speaking on this
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@TheRealMattHunt hey, call me crazy, but I think the civ form bots are partially designed to resemble their color counterpart from the series they’re themed after. Zyuran’s shorts and chest resemble the color break up seen on Geki’s outfit. #Zenkaiger
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@HannaBarberaCap I’d actually be so down to see a series with Hokuchu’s art style, he comes off extremely Katy Coope-esque
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@ecto_fun I’m not gonna pretend like it isn’t a nice shot, but I’m always taken aback how these dudes suddenly become cinematography stans, only to never talk about it again until some new shot arrives a handful of years later.
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@TKX44 @LivingScribe I loathe how inevitable this feels
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@ComicsTaylor @majorca_boy @salma18141951 @travisbarker @Interscope @machinegunkelly I think he’s intending to draw focus to the quote... just a hunch?
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@cr4sh0ut @VeggieWillymass @RymSlim It has the absolute best spidey costume to date, best looking web-slinging, some great cinematography, and a lot of other cool little details that flew right past most people’s heads, myself included. The movie’s messy, but there was a lot of love put into it as well.
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@nijigasakilove @DailyLoud Why does this sound like the beginning of a transphobic rant?
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@CharoShane Imagine lying about your height; my ass is 5’4” and you will *never* catch me saying anything otherwise.
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@AlexKoenig91 @shoe0nhead For anyone curious about the original tweet and my responses. Clearly, what I said is completely harmless and nearly all the negative responses came from me simply agreeing with someone and not my actual jokes, which is especially ridiculous.
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@xa_viax And not a shred of media literacy to be found
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@SentaiFilmworks I feel like these questions always end up with a chunk of people choosing a world based on the central characters AKA the minority/the elite/etc, when they’d most likely just be a background character. I’d choose Pokémon because that world isn’t exclusive to only a few.
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@Kingu_Geedooruh Oh sick, more pointless gatekeeping, I’m sure shaming newcomers about this will absolutely bring more people to the fandom 🙄 you guys are your own worst enemies
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@HoofsMckusick @neekolul @BernieSanders READ THE ROOM, YOU SENTIENT COLOSTOMY BAG
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@LejanATX @JonathanBarkan Yes! Finally another person who gets this! God-damn! So frustrating that people insist that light force use only can only come from 3 people, even though that’s literally never been true. I’ve got a few issues w/ Last Jedi but this was one of the smartest choices of the film!
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@xLodada @ArtistAJ17 @RightWingCope @IjuswannaRelaks Oh yes, because how dare someone be against a dictator attempting to invade and overtake a neighboring country.
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@ItsNickyKed @liz_franczak Agreed, The modern one has a stronger sense of motion and flow. It also doesn’t have the unfortunate potential to look like a “special” dolphin
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@peter_statton @Ismayelaltalt @EverythingOOC “I’m on the left” Proceeds to pretend ethical consumption exists within capitalism You may wanna start considering a new label
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@TheOutsiderHum1 @santoslarre @merrickdeville Is this the first story you’ve ever heard?
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@drugc3l how dare you retweet the photo I’m already using to represent myself; how will I ever recover?
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@ChudsOfTikTok “everything is in perfect order, nothing is half evolved”
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@itsOmak_ @Yuzu_Voices You don’t think it’s basic and boring for her to play yet another villain? Especially one that all but certainly won’t last beyond a single movie. Personally, I’d love to see her not get typecast as “brown villain lady” when she’s clearly more capable than that
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@ExiledAmphibian @jayjjalen Claiming the possession of rizz while saying things like “a black” is wildly contradictory
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@ChrisTookFlight @soulsmess @NotAsukaTwt Holy shit, no wonder you fuckin pay for Twitter
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@jayy_swayyy @DeanBrowningPA @AOC Oh fuck, he’s *that* guy?
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@l0vesource @BeansHype That moment when you out yourself as a predator/gold digger because you see a couple crumbs of clout on the floor lmao
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@ecto_fun Jesus Christ I hate this woman so much
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@drugc3l Jesus I hope you’re joking
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@mistachrish @annaggabriella Sorry, not adopting this reductive pov.
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@The__Goomba @HelloImXion More like “Mixed-Media Mario,” amirite, gamers?
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@Geo_AW He’s a Gyuuki/Ushi Onii!? Rad! (Pics for anyone unfamiliar)
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@TheSphereHunter i’d like to submit these two as well?
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@WackyW3irdo @GL0RYSAYS How exactly does that justify posting photos of her without her consent?
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@markstormweathr @AreMond2 Dude; go reread your Bible, cuz Jesus was no capitalist
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@demonscythsynth I’m genuinely thrilled we’re getting more diverse characters overall, but it’s kind of uncanny how hard black female characters are pigeonholed into this template. Feels really similar to that this trend that was all the rage a few years back.
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@uros_vasiljevic @ButterHoneyMilk @KevinMSasaki @HilaKleinH3 @teddyfresh Stand back everybody, the art critic has an opinion! 🙄
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@KarlAlone5 Dude, this *has* to be illegal on some front. This is objectively predatory
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@sab_weenuh I have never seen another human who looks like they’d be so at-home in Skyrim; ho-ly shit
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@TuckFitter3 @EEvisu @CultureCrave @TheWrap You should be embarrassed that you thought this was funny enough to post, or funny at all.
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@Sckarton1 @GuyDecidue51287 It’s a shame, cuz this game slapped
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@rinnegoddess Dubs need to allow the characters that are supposed to have accents to have them. I’m sick of everybody sounding like a generic North American
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@damianmohyla @Shelvey9___ @amorkems Back when I was 19, I told a girl my boundaries stopped at 3rd base. While laying down with my eyes shut, she just hopped on me and completely ignored my feelings and boundaries simply because she felt like it.
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@PunishedMelanie @VaushV @shoe0nhead @PapaBirdJake @legndofphoenix Can we establish that someone going by Robin Hood is defending the rich? Because that might be the second most insane part of this, just after his dum-dum words.
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@skinteethnerd @EpicFunnyName Andrew Garfield’s performance is so aggressively underrated. The guy made Peter feel more like an actual human being than anyone else. Holland is exceptional, but he’s more of a Peter/Miles hybrid and much of his dialogue makes him sound 12 years old. (Which isn’t his fault)
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@highendtheori @lottidot @eri_rozay @iChanelJ @simplyshakeila_ @DeeLaSheeArt @IndiaDionna Homegirl’s gonna be so fuckin mad when she wakes up and doesn’t levitate outta bed
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@damianmohyla @Shelvey9___ @amorkems Granted, it was less than a minute before I pushed her off and hardly as traumatizing as what others have experienced, but that was a horrid experience to have as my first. What would you call that?
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@AshleySinclair0 @bleakachu_ Glad to hear that, as we all expected, it was never actually about which restroom they used, cuz your lot were gonna excuse whatever violence was done to trans kids, either way. Y’all’s lack of compassion and dishonesty never fail to disappoint.
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@mememachine1273 @jaubreyYT Same people who see a vid titled “TOP 10 Dead Youtubers” and clicks w/ enthusiasm. (And yes, that was an actual vid someone, I think it was GamerFromMars, made back in the day)
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@scoobyhistory To everyone pissing and moaning: -Please stop pretending that this actually affects you -You lose nothing from this show existing -Just because you’re a fan of the franchise doesn’t mean every entry in it is made with you in mind
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@prismmxrose Can we please stop pretending like good animation died in the 00’s? Venture Bros had been around until just recently, the new Harley Quinn series is fairly well done. They’re few and far between, but to play as though they just don’t exist feels a little disingenuous.
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@GarbageRights @theneedledrop How can you knock the man for arguing with anyone, regardless of age, when you don’t seem to even grasp the concept of cause and effect?
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@PieterHowes @decolover61 @SeerDerek @ObamaSon76 @LuATay12 @Everything_TN @TheEllenShow “I can’t express empathy compassion for this kid, look at what his parents believe!”
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@14_kaiju Yet another reason to love Del Toro, the man has excellent taste in kaiju
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@E_Made_Me_Simp @RightWingCope Hey guys! I found the moral grandstander!
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@RangersFranky @Rick1Cooke @piersmorgan Franky... buddy... You’re wrong. And no amount of saying “No. A guest. Just a guest.” Changes the fact that if you become a citizen of a country, that you’re a citizen of that country. This isn’t a complicated idea. Becoming a citizen makes you more than a guest that’s the point.
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@TheShawnSaint @kouggie @Zenkuo Genuinely not trying to be a dick, but being able to see your face combined w/ that gif makes it SO much weirder
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@katventute @yoseis I’m not gonna say this is the entire reason, but I *have* noticed there’s a larger than average concentration of folks who fall on the autism spectrum that are into that brand, post-childhood.
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@SacredWhoreee @CougarTrainee She’s also got a 14 word phrase, but let’s just say that her’s is a little more “𝘎𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯”
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@H3r0d0tu5 I like that what’s largely considered as *THE* poster child of pointless wars of the 20th century, is the hill you decide to die on. Absolutely Astounding.
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@shanemtanner @TeamKarasu @Sona_Sonara Also while it was clearly a vehicle for fanservice, mechanically speaking; the dress spheres were easily my fave iteration of the job system.
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@roun_sa_ville I casually said “Kamala is a cop” to one of my aunts, several months back and she went into a 15 minute schpiel about the differences between the police and a district attorney, I’m 29. It was unbearable and ex-tremely condescending
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