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Neither Left.... Nor Right... . Against Stupidity... . And more importantly... . Against tolerance of stupidity.
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@mrinininininini And what about that "idly-sambar accent"?! . There's no comma, space, punctuation...All words stretched to sound the whole sentence like a word... . Dear Southies....just coz u hv Sashi Tharoor doesn't mean u guys are at godmax levels of English. Not even at the bare minimum.
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@Brahmachaaari Allah will do a "face reveal" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 . This gen is on another plane..
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@dontcallmerohit You should be scared. Actions have consequences. The faster you learn it, the better.
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@taangsu My Janeu is mine and shall be so. If it makes u feel inferior, high chances, you are inferior. Btw, u r free to have ur own Janeu.
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@saireddy95 @yaajushi I hv met many Telugu people in my life. . . Do not question their commitment to Hinduism.
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@TheSquind "How's the Jaish!" That's what Leftists and bigot M0&lems posted everywhere. A good chunk were Bangali girls n women. Since tht day I hv always treated Bangalans with utter disdain (Not tht I hd much respect for them earlier). .
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@volklub I got an advice from my uncle (an old world ITI guy with 10x practical experience than any mech. eng) whn I thought of modifying my bike. "U really think these garage boys know more than the engineers and mechanics at the Yamaha??"
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@BahujanLives Hardwork, perseverance, talent matter. . . Reservation doesn't.
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@AjeyPPatel बेटे तूझे कोई पेल के चला जायेगा और तेरे परिवार वाले डब्बा साहेब k संविधान k अनुसार कोर्ट कचहरी का चक्कर लगाते लगाते पिल जायेंगे। ऐसे पोस्ट लिखने से पहले थोड़ा दिमाग लगाया कर। पर तेरे पास वोह भी है क्या ?
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@redmalabar Guy who proudly proclaims to be 'Militantly Atheist' is cursing 'Militant Capitalism'. 😂😂😂😂
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@WeDravidians Good riddance. A Brahmin saved the country. . . And who peddles these nonsense as Godse as a terrorist ? . BC Lemurians would call Hamas as freedom fighters n Godse as terrorist !! . Hypocrites.
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@Pwokeliberal I hd a Gujju neighbour. Bugger hd 3-4 flats. In Mumbai,Pune, Ahmedabad. Introduced him to my Northie friends.He started enquiring abt flats in Gurgaon.😂😂 Both kids studying abroad. Yet to understand, hw he managed the finances. He wld ride an old battered hero honda to work.
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@yeazlas And I'm telling u... I knew a few bas+ard upper middle class to well do to boys who wld target these girls only. . Those evn knew the background of the girls before starting their 'game'. Delhi ka khel... For a rural boy like I am, it was too powerful of a poison to understand.
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@LeftistLs If I'm not too wrong, that's another Bhimti.
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@bharatbetpf I hv seen a few vegetable vendors on footpaths of Malad East discussing on performance of UPL. . The guys were sitting on footpath, selling veggies. On used polystyrene bags (Cement bags tht r usually used as sitting mats by street side vendors). Literally.
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@ParveenKaswan I'm an above average swimmer. I learned it frm my paternal uncle (who also taught me to ride a bike/fishing). His 1st lesson:: Never challenge the elements of nature. U haven't seen evn a fraction of their power. Tsunami/Earthquakes/Volcanic explosions r reminders.
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@shireenazam And renting out to M0slems to be somehow classified as 'progressive'!!😂😂
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@Broufus @novicebikerr @kumar69781989 @KhansVoter And how do u define a country? Through the Western Definition of "Geographical Boundary+Governing Body+Recognition by other recognised nations" ?? . Those lenses lack the ability to see every other definition.
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@3vires I'm a bit old n a senior had once confided me that her daughter has hd a few Bfs. Got dumped by 1st.Dumped the rest. Was physical with all. Topic came fr discussion as digressed from Plastic surgery to Hymenoplasty. Daughter age 22-23.Nagpur city. Upper middle class.
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@ittiisbutitti Uski itni aukaat hai k 1 Cr. question tak pahuch gaya. Tumhare jaise pehle question mein lifeline exhaust kar k out hote hain.
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@TheAeroStar @TheSquind How !?! How is a violence begot exodus same as sporadic violence of another kind ?! . . Mind you, if it were the same, there would hv been another exodus. From this country, altogether.
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@maa_bhaishiiH @yaajushi That's the problem with Abrahamic Religions. . Doesn't matter what sins u commit, of you convert, you r absolved of everything. . Those just can't relate to Karma and ita results.
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@SirJambavan People might argue, abuse and obfuscate (as with many Congress -Hindus) but Modi n Shah with their strategy, hv united Hindus like no other political or religious leader,ever. Let's be happy of the momentous moment and be proud of our forefathers, who steadfastly faught fr it.
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@DarkNghtUvacha @SukritBanerjee There's more blood in the hands of Christianity than any other religion. Though Islam is closing on.
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@Noscito_Ryan @lporiginalg And as an Indian, I can tell u that unfortunately even the investigation was botched up by the agencies. . Conspiracy theories of a son of a powerful political figure being involved in the case did rounds too. . But, such cases r rare. Not to be assumed as everyday standard.
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@thisismyaim @Aug9Sumit @RajeshHnd @news24tvchannel Usually aise posts karne wale Science aur Maths mein fail hote hain.
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@sabooky15 @PhysInHistory It has so many practical applications which r beyond the understanding of ordinary people. People like u live and enjoy the benefits of this modern world, yet question the use of calculus to trigonometry.
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@thewarriorpoet7 Nope. Either all reservations must go or Creamy Layer must be introduced among SCs/STs. You can't have it both ways of being rich, powerful, connected and still demand reservation.
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@aryaismm Had to school a Khalistani Canadian Taxi driver yesterday. BC the word Pajeet came into existence because of the mad influx of these menial labourers from Punjab. And now, these r trying to use it against fellow Indians 😂😂😂..
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@SaibBilaval Madrassachaps and Jholachaaps be having PhDs on African studies, Hindutva Problems, wouldn't hv paid a dime worth tax yet wanting wealth tax and inheritance tax coz their kith n kin r jobless.
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@MeraNaamHuman @ghalibkakhayal Inko ManuSmriti se Itna Pyaar Tha k ManuSmriti k liye Sati Ho Gaye.
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@SwadhinAami Having spent considerable time in WB & Orissa, I remember correctly, Saraswati Puja is a pure veg day. It's not that all festivals are Veg days. No. I do enjoy Non-vegetarian food during Dussehra. . But Saraswati Puja remains a veg day.
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@TimeTriping @fasc1nate It was not done to harm the lioness. Actually zoo animals need such exercises from time to time to maintain their active mode.
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@rajan_but_chota @mrinininininini Literacy rate is absolutely irrelevant to the point.
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@hindookissinger U forgot, those r almost always physically fit. Athletic built up. In most cases. . An athletic physique will always look good. Doesn't matter what u wear.
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@atheist_don98 Why don't u wear one ! Brahmins won't complain.
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@TPeshwa The quantity of rice daily wage labourers eat will give u diabetes within a few years. But it won't affect them coz of their outlier lifestyle. They work hard. Really hard. Need ready carbs.
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@leftzalwaysrite They managed to make mathematicians, chess grandmasters and scientists, hogging away on such foods. . This ug|√ one talks of protein!!🤣🤣
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@d1ksh4 Nope. 'It's my body' attitude doesn't immune you from adverse effects of drugs. And 'Confidence/attitude' have absolutely no bearing upon these effects. N yes. People will judge you.Though, you r free to ignore their judgement. But, evn tht won't hv any bearing upon the effects
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@naalaYUCK Most probably, u meant a Mumbaikar as a Marathi. . MH food has its awesomeness. People need to know tht MH >>>>>> Mumbai+Pune (Both of which suck to extreme). . And like Vada Pav, Pav Bhaji, Dhokla,... Litti Chokha is not human food.
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@paganhindu Look at that mass. The muscles. The well toned horns. That calm confident demeanour. . In what universe did your rickety bone think it could take on that ??
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@mikejava85 @rupamurthy1 Heck yeah !! We r the one asking for equality. They'r the one asking for reservation.
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@AgentSaffron Her saree might hv been old.. but the colour choice seems deliberate. . . Please don't tell me this was a coincidence. If it's a Grandma saree, nobody wears it for everyday occasion.
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@dawginhim If ur day is ruined, I think the purpose of building that megastructure is served.
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@Incognito_qfs That's not all. It has tried hard to mainstream something called "Dalit Marriage Ceremony". . I know many so called Dalits follow a Mish-Mash Buddhist ceremony, bt that's vry little % of the total. Most SCs/OBCs n a gd chunk of STs follow the usual Hindu ritual way of marriage.
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@Harpyeagle0 Red meat daily is a terrible choice. Unless u r training like Tyson n meat is being cooked by professionals. . Though ur assumption is extremely absurd.
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@mxtaverse It's a news everywhere and some LW handles r bawling too...
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@DrJenIzaakson @Slatzism Why the heck should u chose Kolkata? . Some Indians even avoid it.
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@libconservative This is a movie star in the South. 😂😂😂😂... . You'll meet people 200x more handsome than this guy, if u take a casual walk around Delhi.
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@cinematic_lines It's a cult classic. Lucky to have watched it in the theatres.
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@work_sinora बिच is using LTTE flag for TN and Commie flag for Kerala. . And बिच thinks people won't spot...🤣🤣
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@PranjalKamra Just make sure that they don't have any Multi Level Marketing people traits. . Too much Global Gyaan Early morning motivational quotes Tacit display of wealth, like a breakfast platter, road view from car with logo n watch... Occasional sneering at regular hardworking people . .
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@balwindEr_24 Coz Brahmins make it despite the system. You guys can't make it with the system and yet blame the system.
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@anarkaliofara Abe pagal aurat, The origin of the Legend of Neela Madhav is eons before any Buddha. . Aur Bhimton ka kya Buddhism?? . Bubba copied constitution & religion as well.
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If Gandhi can be under scrutiny, If Nehru can be under scrutiny, If Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose can be under the lens, Why spare BRA ? Nobody is above criticism. That's what Leftists agree to. So BRA should be scrutinized as well.
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Abuse Nehru-No problem Abuse Gandhi-No problem Abuse Patel, Bose, Savarkar-No problem Abuse bhagwan Ram, Sita, Krishna, Hanuman-No problem But 1 word against Ambedkar-End up in jail That's the "freedom of speech", in the constitution written by Ambedkar, where you can
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@MintuRo01334096 @TheSquind The WB data is mistakenly taken as 1 instead of 10.
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@JettEsports4k Mf managed all the best genes frm both the sides !!
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@elitepredatorss Shoulder, gun, barrel, sight.... Aligned... . This guy has seen a bit of training. . . . Second thought....He alternates his feet too. . . Damn !! A plain Desperado Noob or trained in Close Combat !!!!??
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@CasteTraitor And yet u r the one demanding equality...😂😂😂
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@chakravartiin This woke generation knows nothing about the evils, white men are capable of. From not deeming other races as humans (White man's burden)to mass extermination to gifting children as pets to gifting small pox infested blankets to natives; colonization will look like a benign joke.
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@Agentkat007 @mxtaverse 95%+ will never use it for small business. . For the rest, given the conducive environment of Bihar, their buisness will not survive beyond 2 years, max.
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@Alwira422650551 @Broufus @novicebikerr @kumar69781989 @KhansVoter You hv completely missed the point and regurgitating the nonsense I hd pointed out, lady. . Read again to understand. If you can't, go home.
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@dawod173 @AstroCounselKK @stats_feed Better than pdf-file worshipper...
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@AccessAsif22 @AussieBhakt @Sanginamby In that case, there's nothing Haram.
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@depthsofwiki There's a movie based on the lives of such people. The name is "Kaagaz" (means: Papers). Here, it refers to govt./official papers to prove that u r alive. . Usually, such tricks r played by near n dear relatives, to claim ancestral property.
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@AwanishSharan My uncles who taught me swimming (paternal in pvt pond, maternal in 1 of the biggest rivers of the country) drilled it into my head "Never challenge the elements. Never".
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@NormalGuy223 Yes. Seek his blessings. He'll provide u strength, through thick n thin. P. S.:- No need to convert.
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@volklub Thar drivers hv tha ego issue. The vehicle is an affordable copy of very a few very high-end vehicles. That makes them desperate to try n prove a point. . Another set are Royal Enfield bikers. . So are KTM Chhapris but Karma got to those really fast.
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@ByRakeshSimha @SrinivaasKOTA The Brits'll never get any defence contract. During Kargill, we tried 2 purchase spares/bombs (Something) for Sepecat Jaguar. The Brits came wid an archaic law tht because tis is a war situatn, they can't take sides that they're not a part of. Once the war is over, they'll sell..
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Quotes a guy who openly sided wid the Brits,never said a word against the Firangs (let alone fighting against those), was against the idea of Brits leaving to India. Spews venom against a caste tht perhaps faced the most extreme brutality of the Brits 'coz they knew hw to think.
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One of the most anti national community who will never allow nation building is Janeudharis.
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@thaiyaan That's sweat. From hard physical sport. Women find it appealing. Freeloader troglodytes l!ke u will not know the difference between sweat from physical sport n unhygienic life.
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@theliverdr The Padma Awards, Central Institutes of repute have actually gone up in quality. . You can't digest it, it seems.
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@bafnavaibhav @khanzubare If u hv a strategy that makes u money in the stock market, teaching it to anyone will lose its edge.
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@gaygachad Phh @g0t !! U r the weirdo here....
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@repubic_network @taangsu If he perceives something as a symbol of supremacy, then he's inferior.If his village is casteist, hw is it our problem? If he managed to move to somewhere, how is our Janey responsible for that ? . Country runs on the constitution prepared by Dabba Sahab. Doesn't it!!
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@qwertybased1 Phaak..!! Where da phaak did u manage that from ?!?
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@wyouamee Ironically, most of the heinous and violent crimes are committed by the LC men. . बीच इज द quintessential पापा की पारी far आवे फ्रॉम ग्राउंड रियलिटी।
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@AhmadKh43451601 @GrizzMiss Damn !!! This level of savagery; we didn't even know.
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@BolshevikSpeaks Says a Communist 😂😂😂😂
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@Schutzen_SS I was a private job aspirant. . I was forced to take up a govt job (PSU) after repeated failures in attempts at Pvt. Job. . I cracked it in 1 go. Didn't even hv to prepare.
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@devduttmyth Once upon a time, there ws an infertile w0man. Mullhas came in her and she bore Devdutt Pattanaik.
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@talk2anuradha I am yet to understand why Temba Bavuma is in the team. Let alone being the captain. . . And nope. I am not against players of colour. . . In fact, Rabada is a pure asset. . . And the so called UCs are not racists. Who isn't a ardent fans of Chris Gayle!?
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@TokaTakes It's subjective. . A man who can take care of (financially, emotionally, physically) should go for it. Otherwise not. . In fact, the dictum is: The rich should breed more and the poor should breed less. It benefits the society in the long run.
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@drummatick @peeleraja Was searching for a comment on similar lines... . . Maths is not something u can skip,hop and jump above to a higher level. It's Maths. Not some humanities/gender studies course.
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@bvlldhist Blame the Quota-Reservation-mindset for this. All Hindus want a job. Despite heavy odds against it. AC fitting guys demand 4k. Washing machine mechanic, 2k. All fr 1 visit. . All from Moslem community.
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@_ambedkarite In that case, you are the first one to be bullied.
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@annausha @z_zikrak @DearthOfSid U ricebags even say that u were in Kerala even before Hindus....😂😂😂
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@Top1Rating @PhysInHistory Science is the thought of God written in the language of Mathematics.
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@notabosgay That's all u Leftists started. To go after someone with a few decades old screenshot, years later. Hound their landlords to employers. . Be afraid, fr the Right learns fast and weaponises better. And for such cases, it has. . Ur Cancel Culture has been Cancelled.
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@srivatza True Atheism is very rare. Extremely rare. . . Most at #eists are petty showoffs.
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@code_jeet Wtf are u getting these stuffs ??😂😂😂
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@Ravisutanjani They even opposed the proposal of late night buses by the state government. . And the worst/hilarious part:: They won't even offer taxi services at odd hours, even if you are ready to pay them the amount. Na kaam karenge, na karne denge. . Btw, u can use the app goamiles.
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@iamzappy Hindutva rules, katue.
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@Yaaro34 @TheSquind Nope. Disagreeing. Being Dank, Cringe and outrightly Offensive are all different. U'll never find Hindus mocking an Islamic or Christian festival/important day. . Mallu spawns of cheap Gulf labourers are posting beef dish on 22nd. Imagine the Leftist hate.
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@saranstm Any attempt at cessation from the Union of India shall be met with brute force. And the problem will be solved forever.
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@muglikar_ Mumbai is way disciplined and well behaved compared to Pune. . Road discipline is horrible. Puneri Dedh Shyana m0r0ns need to be dressed down properly to discipline. . . And another funny thing is Puneris behave very nice and proper, if they are outside Pune. 😂😂😂
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@FinestYew A Sikh had long back told me (At Nanded, MH) . "Sir, Every Kaum/Dharm/Caste/Religion/Creed/Race has its own set of cowards. Ours are the Khalistanis"
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@ReynosoRolandC @SallyMayweather If rent is equal to mortgage, then go ahead, take a mortgage and buy ur own house. Otherwise, u r just a service user. Pay rent and sit quietly.
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