22, She/They/ε₯Ή β€οΈ Femme π· Long Covid- MCAS-POTS. Lover of art, cats, Letterboxd, and lesbianism!!! On enough antihistamines to sedate a small horse.
Megan Fox say βitβs just a few drops, but yes, [me and Machine Gun Kelly] do consume each otherβs blood on occasion for ritual purposes only.β
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best m/f ship dynamic is when the girlfriend is elegant and intelligent and flawless and everyone admires her meanwhile her boyfriend is a sad pathetic wet dog who cant do anything without her
sometimes i think my standards for dating are too high but no my standard literally is donβt endanger or kill me??? so idk seems like the bar is in hell already