Adrian Gray @AdrianRMG Twitter profile

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Adrian Gray

4 years

Hi @VeilBroadband . I have been having a series of problems with my wifi and have had no response from your customer service team via email. I will detail the problems here to see if I can get a response. Here’s a thread:

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Adrian Gray

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4 years

ADVENTURE THREAD: You’re Simon Cowell. Can you get a number 1 hit single? (Made with @jazzemu_ ).

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Unbelievably I am the new voice of the London Underground announcements. Thank you such @TfL for making this happen :)

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Wtf

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4 years

@AdrianRMG Hi Adrian. I have spoken to an advisor and it appears you may have accidentally received one of our ‘Project EndBrain’ routers from 2018. The project was swiftly cancelled after, well, let’s just say it really did end some brains haha. Can you destroy your router ASAP please?

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Okay the router now also has the symbol on it and when I try to move near it my muscles become incredibly weak so I have to retreat away from the router. Really annoying as I need wifi to work from home. What should I do?

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I can now see the symbols when my eyes are closed and the phrase ‘times’ up’ has appeared in blood on my wall. Though the apostrophe is after the ‘s’ so I’m kind of confused. How can multiple times be up??

VeilBroadbandUK

@VeilBroadband

4 years

@AdrianRMG Hi Adrian, that’s really weird about the symbol. R.e. your wifi cutting out, can you wait a few minutes and let me know if anything changes? Sometimes the system will automatically reset when left alone.

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Last year I recorded one second of video footage every day - now here's the finished result! Made with @jazzemu_

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When I try and touch the symbol it just keeps screaming ‘please’. Also my teeth are bleeding.

VeilBroadbandUK

@VeilBroadband

4 years

@AdrianRMG Hi Adrian. Can you try and touch one of the symbols please? Just gently.

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@AdrianRMG

4 years

Hi Lewis, thank you for your response. The symbol is everywhere in my house now. Likewise my internet connection is still very slow and cuts out if I try and stream video and sometimes music.

VeilBroadbandUK

@VeilBroadband

4 years

@AdrianRMG Hello Adrian, Lewis here. Madison has told me about your problem with your poor connection and the strange symbol. Has the symbol appeared anywhere else apart from on your computer and on the router? Thank you.

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Adrian Gray

@AdrianRMG

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Okay did that. Now this boy has turned up and is whispering in a weird language

VeilBroadbandUK

@VeilBroadband

4 years

@AdrianRMG Try touching two symbols at once and saying ‘Begin begin begin’ please.

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Yeah so funny. I always laugh even though ive seen them a thousand times

VeilBroadbandUK

@VeilBroadband

4 years

@AdrianRMG Haha that’s a great episode. I love those early series.

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He’s in the corner shaking and whispering. Would appreciate some technical support please - I pay a lot for my broadband package

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Adrian Gray

@AdrianRMG

4 years

What?

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@VeilBroadband

4 years

@AdrianRMG But how did they get actors who look exactly like the characters

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The one where Phoebe meets David

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As I’ve said before my muscles get weak if I go near the router. This is typical Veil not listening to customer feedback.

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Adrian Gray

@AdrianRMG

4 years

Great, thank you. Try not to make it an endbrain one this time lol. Is there anything I can do before it arrives? I have no wifi still

VeilBroadbandUK

@VeilBroadband

4 years

@AdrianRMG Hi Adrian that’s great news about the router and the dead boy. We’ll be sending you a new one (router, not creepy boy!) and it should arrive in a couple of days.

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Adrian Gray

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5 years

Found these screenshots my dad took using the internet in the 1990s - so cool to see what major websites used to look like!

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Adrian Gray

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4 years

It's an episode of friends

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Okay he’s turned on the TV now and is watching sitcoms

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Adrian Gray

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3. If I click on firewall and network settings I just get this weird symbol appear on my screen.

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Adrian Gray

@AdrianRMG

4 years

No surprise. I expect I’ll be being passed between departments for hours yet. Fml.

VeilBroadbandUK

@VeilBroadband

4 years

@AdrianRMG Hi Adrian, thank you for trying. I’ve not encountered this error before so I will be handing you over to my technical supervisor.

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Adrian Gray

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4 years

Mate I don’t know how to explain this. What do you not understand? The guys name is Hank and he plays David. Look:

Hank Azaria - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

VeilBroadbandUK

@VeilBroadband

4 years

@AdrianRMG Joey is the only actor in Friends.

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He almost seems to be communicating with the symbols

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Definitely. Did you know the guy who plays David is also Apu in the Simpsons?

VeilBroadbandUK

@VeilBroadband

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@AdrianRMG Yeah lol. I love David. Phoebe should have chosen him instead of Mike imo

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Adrian Gray

@AdrianRMG

4 years

Thank you for replying. Give me a second and I will try this.

VeilBroadbandUK

@VeilBroadband

4 years

@AdrianRMG Hi Adrian, sorry to hear about your problem. Have you tried turning your router off and on again?

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Adrian Gray

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Sorry about that, the boy is dead and I’ve got my phone back.

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4. Once the symbol appears, it also starts appearing elsewhere, such as my desktop. Also all my personal photos are replaced by the symbol. My internet is still unable to connect. Please reply

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Adrian Gray

@AdrianRMG

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Erm what? Did you think it was a documentary or something? Fucking hell lol that’s insane

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@VeilBroadband

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@AdrianRMG THEY LIED

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Adrian Gray

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4 years

Hi Jeff

VeilBroadbandUK

@VeilBroadband

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@AdrianRMG Hi Adrian, Jeff here. Lewis has had to go home. I will be taking over this issue. I was chief euthaniser and ‘leech’ (will explain that term later) on Veil Broadband’s EndBrain project. Can you update me on your situation?

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Adrian Gray

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Lol the actor who plays him I mean

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@VeilBroadband

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@AdrianRMG What do you mean? David is a scientist not an actor.

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I FIND CAT

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What did you think was going on?

VeilBroadbandUK

@VeilBroadband

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@AdrianRMG No no no no no

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Adrian Gray

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Yeah? It’s a show mate?

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@AdrianRMG They are actors?

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Adrian Gray

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The boy has finished watching friends (he was violently sick as soon as Gunther appeared) and is trying to get my phone off me. He keeps trying to grab it

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Adrian Gray

@AdrianRMG

4 years

Brilliant, thanks guys!

VeilBroadbandUK

@VeilBroadband

4 years

@AdrianRMG Just to say, that file was originally part of our EyeCrush project, but that was cancelled after, well, let’s just say it really did kill lots of people haha. The latest patch shouldn’t contain any EyeCrush elements though, so you should be good to go!

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Well he really wants my phone.

VeilBroadbandUK

@VeilBroadband

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@AdrianRMG Having analysed the photos of the boy, it seems he is ‘Tim-o’: the son of EndBrain CEO Brian Long. He fell into one of the ‘mind wombs’ in the prototype stage and then escaped the facility. He was likely drawn to your house as a result of the router’s bio-radiation.

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Adrian Gray

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Wait what?

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@VeilBroadband

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@AdrianRMG Wait

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Adrian Gray

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The actor who plays David is also Apu. He does his voice.

VeilBroadbandUK

@VeilBroadband

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@AdrianRMG No, what do you mean ‘the guy who plays David’?

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Adrian Gray

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He voices apu or at least he used to

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@VeilBroadband

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@AdrianRMG What?

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COME HERE HUW EDWIRNS

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BEAUTIFUL MAN

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ME AND HEU EDWIS

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DINNERTIME CAT

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I think you still haven't understood

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@AdrianRMG how did they find actors who look exactly like the friends??

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Okay well I’m trying but he’s really strong

VeilBroadbandUK

@VeilBroadband

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@AdrianRMG Try not to let him have it. His brain has already been ‘ended’ so to speak so it’s unclear what he might do.

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Adrian Gray

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He also fell on the router when I killed him! It’s in bits!

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??

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@AdrianRMG No

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Adrian Gray

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Okay I'll try it

VeilBroadbandUK

@VeilBroadband

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@AdrianRMG Hi Adrian, go to and download the 7.0.4 file. It should allow your computer to connect through our 4G network.

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LETS HAVE LOOK AROUND

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1. When I go to connect to my wifi, the wifi network says ‘connecting’ but doesn’t actually connect.

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I LOVE MR HEEAW

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The symbols are starting to disappear!

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I LOVE MR HIW EDWARS

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2. If I try and get the Wifi to connect automatically, the button to do this is greyed out and I can’t click on it.

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WHO HE

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WHO THIS MAN

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Managed to get hold of some original movie scripts with 'track changes' still on! Crazy to see how much scenes change and that writers don't always get it right first time!

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Did anyone else know God Save The Queen has 5 verses?? They played all of them before the start of this match and I felt so unpatriotic for not knowing the words 😕

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4 years

Fascinating to see these rarer film classifications - always thought it was just U, PG, 12A etc.

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Right, so I just got fired as the guy who writes the ‘abridged’ version of books. To cut a long story short: I woke up at 8 on the first day of the job. Then I had my breakfast. Then I brushed my teeth for about 2 minutes. Then I put my clothes on. Then my shoes. (thread: 1/489).

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Netflix has been really nailing its recommendations for me lately

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Lol I can't believe I only just saw this. Thanks for clearing things up @HankAzaria !

Hank Azaria

@HankAzaria

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@AdrianRMG Hey @VeilBroadbandUK . My name is Hank. I’m an actor who played the role of David on Friends. Everyone on the show was an actor. As you can see, everything else here is fine.

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Adrian Gray

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5 years

Wow, 'Twitter Gold' looks like it has some great features! Can't wait to subscribe!

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3 years

Just downloaded the FaceFuture app which shows you what you’ll look like in the future! Gonna try it out and give it a review in this thread! (/thread)

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3 years

COMEDY OPPORTUNITY: Surly Theatre are looking for 4x90-minute plays about ‘pontification’ written as extended haikus. There is a $200 entry fee and you must be from the defunct state of Yugoslavia. Winners will have their play read by professional actors on Zoom (not out loud).

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5 years

Looking forward to the full James Bond trailer, but does anyone think the teaser gives too much away? #Bond25

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Shame he couldn't welcome it with his real son

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Adrian Gray

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Just got my first tattoo! Was too painful to get it finished though sadly ☹️

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Adrian Gray

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90s kids! I’m writing a thesis on children’s entertainment and have unearthed LOADS of toys, shows and snacks that defined my childhood! Here’s a thread of stuff that you may have forgotten about:

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5 years

@richflairdrip @jazzemu_ Patience.

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Found this VHS footage I took in the 1990s! To be fair, looks like it was actually a fun decade and the nostalgia is kind of justified!

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Madonna - The Third Coming

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My girlfriend’s nan is 100 today so got a letter from Buckingham Palace! Personally I don’t think they should be letting Prince Philip write them though really :/

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Oh man I'm so sad. My favourite comedian ever. Thanks for all the joy, Sean.

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Muggers - you've got to hand it to them.

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Don’t know what all the fuss is about BP sponsoring this Troy exhibition at the British Museum – I went and it was great! Here’s a couple of snaps x

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Has anyone else stopped The Lion King at 24 minutes in to see if 'sex' is written in the stars? Did you spot anything? Also did the Lyceum Theatre ban you for life or just give you a warning?

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Bon Jovi - Woah Hoah Yeah Yeah (Yeah Woah)

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When gameshows get out of hand

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Woke up DURING AN OPERATION after only having been asleep for twenty minutes! Incredibly the hospital are ANGRY at me and want to ANNUL my surgeon’s license

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Me discussing time travel: I would just go and kill Hitler Me normally: i cannot kill this wasp its too big its movements are unpredictable

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3 years

So as promised, here’s my ‘review’ FaceFuture. Consider this customer service case closed.

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5 years

Me and @jazzemu_ have researched (imagined) the biggest selling single of every decade going back to 14,000BC! Check them out in this thread:

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I am a music historian, and with @AdrianRMG I have researched the best-selling single of every decade all the way back to 14,000BC. Here's a thread: 2010s - Ed Sheeran, The Shape of You

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It's sad that Jeeves died because I really don't think Darren is as good

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Amazon product descriptions in 2010: 2L Kettle Amazon product descriptions now: 2L Temperature Control Water Heating Vessel, Bonsen Glass Tea Pot with Warm Function, Cordless, Not a Hoover, Non-Sentient so Doesn’t Feel Pain, is Real and Exists in 3 Known Dimensions of Space

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Exactly 3 years ago I interviewed the head of 'Men's Rights' in the UK (while in character as an idiot). It went well I think!

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I’ve made an Instagram where I write made-up biographies of made-up historical people. Please give it a follow! And if you’re a publisher, give me a book deal based on the idea! (Thread below with some examples)

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Adrian Gray

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Anyone else finding 'The Planets' with Brian Cox a little bit existential and depressing?

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3 years

Crazy that this rogue Archbishop completely commercialised the Church of England in the 50s

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3 years

What the fuck

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Hate these 'if you see anything suspicious' signs on the tube. You never see anything suspicious and I don't know what something suspicious would even look like!!

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I’ve👏somehow👏made👏my👏spacebar👏write👏the👏clap👏emoji👏and👏I👏 can’t👏turn👏it👏off.

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Apparently people find ‘symmetrical faces’ attractive so I’ve had surgery to make mine completely symmetrical! Went okay but feels a bit weird having another mouth on my forehead. Also missing my eyes tbh

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