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Hank Azaria

@HankAzaria

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Actor, Simpsons voice guy, father and occasional sportscaster.

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Joined November 2009
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@HankAzaria
Hank Azaria
18 days
Chief Wiggum, Springfield PD, here… they’re doing WHAT?
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Hank Azaria
2 years
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Pretty sure Phoebe dated this guy in Friends
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11 months
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4 years
What was your first Concert? Band, year, venue, age? Mine was Jethro Tull, 1976, MSG!! I was 12.
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4 years
Fairly safe to say that the greatest rock band of all time discussion is USUALLY between The Stones, The Beatles and Led Zep- so what is the greatest AMERICAN rock band of all time?- I know what I think
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Hank Azaria
4 years
@rickygervais @RedHourBen @MrEdByrne He was a lovely man - always so kind to me. Condolences Ben.
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@HankAzaria
Hank Azaria
3 years
Who wants to tell him?
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Dan Hall
3 years
@HartWexford Hank Azaria should’ve gone into voice acting after Friends too, imo
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@HankAzaria
Hank Azaria
5 years
We're at the point where every line of “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” is illegal. You can’t take anyone to a ball game, you should NOT go out with the crowd, & for the love of God don’t ask strangers to buy you peanuts & cracker jacks. You don’t know where their hands have been.
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Hank Azaria
3 years
You really captured my good side here, Tommy...
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Tommy M
3 years
Every Clemson fan today is @HankAzaria at the US open
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Hank Azaria
4 years
Yankee fans are upset that Gerrit Cole might make his Yankees debut in front of an empty stadium. But I think this is the PERFECT situation for Gerrit Cole. He spent years playing for the Pittsburgh Pirates. He is VERY familiar with playing in front of absolutely NOBODY.
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4 years
Thanks to everyone who supported the show and watched it these past 4 years. I hope you enjoyed watching it as much as we loved making it. #Brockmire
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@HankAzaria
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3 years
Disney’s Heat just hits different.
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Robert Palacios
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Disney and Pixar’s HEAT
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2 years
My shirt was so loud I almost couldn’t hear my own voice.
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On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦
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9 months
The cats think I’ve lost it. Happy holidays everyone.
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2 years
Wow
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Hank Azaria
2 years
So excited for Amazin’ Day on March 25th! Looking forward to repping my @Mets pride with everyone in NYC. Don't forget to wear your hat and learn more about Amazin’ Day at #AmazinDay
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1 year
Police Chief Wiggum with a very important #RecoveryMonth message.
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@HankAzaria
Hank Azaria
1 year
September is National #RecoveryMonth when we celebrate the strides made by those who are in recovery, and recognize the progress within the community.
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Hank Azaria
7 years
Throw one (whole bottle) back. Watch me as #Brockmire in the double episode premiere tonight at 10P on @IFC .
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4 years
In honor of tonight's @survivorcbs finale, here is one of the best birthday gifts I've ever received. Thank you @KatieNwright and Hal for such an epic gift, and to @TysonApostol , @BostonRob , @ParvatiShallow , @Jeremy2collins , and @EthanZohn for making my day!
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4 years
For the me personally, the most dystopian thing about the show is that it's the year 2034 and the Wilpons still own the Mets. #Brockmire
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7 years
I'd say happy #NationalWineDay , but we only serve Duff around here. #TheSimpsons
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3 years
Nothing to see here. Just your casual Monday stroll through Central Park.
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7 years
Happy birthday Robin xxoo
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4 years
@KeyofG65 I consider him more singer/songwriter but yes OMG what a brilliant prolific guy. His was on of those deaths I took hard
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4 years
Being isolated sure is rough, and this is coming from a voice actor who has been paid to talk to himself for years.
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4 years
Here’s the first few minutes of Season 1, Episode 1 of my show @BrockmireIFC . If you haven’t seen it yet, I PROMISE this will make you want to binge all four seasons on @hulu !
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3 years
Throwback to a 23 year old Hank. This was in my first apartment in Westwood in 1987. I call this “too much hair and not enough shorts”.
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7 years
Jim Brockmire is so tired of carrying these guys. As broadcasters and dressers.
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10 years
Rest in peace and thank you for The Simpsons, Sam Simon.
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3 years
. @TheSimpsons Emmy nom for Outstanding Animated Program calls for a round of drinks on Moe. Fire extinguishers not provided. 🔥
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Never one to play by the rules.
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4 years
No other teams stand a chance against this lineup. #Brockmire
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10 years
What I'll remember about Robin most was his genuine kindness and love of people. On set and off.
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2 years
Caption this. I’ll start… “Couples counseling”
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3 years
I guess we can all thank Bob Greenawald’s love of strap-ons for this, folks. Check out the first episode of The Jim Brockmire Podcast. #BrockmirePodcast
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3 years
Fortunately, I like bowling.
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Josh Weinstein
3 years
Star Wars Day? Bah! It's the 24th anniversary of "Homer's Enemy" and, in my opinion, one of the greatest Swartzwelder/Simpsons lines ever. That's what today is.
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7 years
This is the closest you’re gonna get to a margarita around here. Happy #CincoDeMayo . #TheSimpsons
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Hank Azaria
7 years
Thanks everyone for watching #Brockmire S1. Response has been truly overwhelming. Tell your friends to binge watch & see you all for S2!
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6 years
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!
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1 year
September is recovery month! Who knew?
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Hank Azaria
8 years
Devastated about Anton Yelchin. He was a very sweet kid. My heart goes out to his family
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8 years
Just hangin out with my Emmy
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4 years
There are certain great movies that if I come upon them I must watch to the end: for me, Godfather 1&2, goodfellas. But there are only 2 BAD movies that if they are on I just have to watch. BE HONEST- what is your guilty pleasure movie?
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7 years
Thank you, Rusty Staub for so many of my daily childhood memories.
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10 years
Wow - 25 years since the premiere....I was 11 years old. http://t.co/IbX2QXThxs
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4 years
Thank u for the many responses-- I only saw what I consider the greatest mentioned once or twice-- so Im guessing I will not get agreement here: The Doors! closely followed by Aerosmith!
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Hank Azaria
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Fairly safe to say that the greatest rock band of all time discussion is USUALLY between The Stones, The Beatles and Led Zep- so what is the greatest AMERICAN rock band of all time?- I know what I think
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Jim Brockmire will not be held liable for any injuries obtained while listening to The Jim Brockmire Podcast.
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@HankAzaria Helpful tip: don’t listen while on a treadmill. I did and almost had a laugh-related mishap.
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7 years
More #Brockmire coming your way, folks. Season 2 production has officially begun!
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10 years
Happy birthday @TheRealStanLee and thank you for brightening up my childhood (and adulthood).
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10 years
Chuck Jones' rules for writing the road runner cartoons: http://t.co/aLzh6mbomm
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3 years
I've wondered what happened to that guy I went to college with over the years. I'd imagine I'm still on his list.
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On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦
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. @HankAzaria talks about creating voices for #TheSimpsons out of bad celebrity impressions on "Late Night with #ConanOBrien " November 3, 2004. #CONAN #conanfinale
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3 years
Okay, THIS deserves some attention!
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Hank Azaria
4 years
I love my mother with all my heart, but she tells TERRIBLE jokes. And she tells them EXACTLY like this...
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Hank Azaria
7 years
Season 2: Brockmire’s showing more skin. Wardrobe fittings off to a great start.
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4 years
Amanda doesn’t know it yet, but she’s about to receive a very important call. #Brockmire #Hulu
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1 year
You can put that quote on a t-shirt.
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. @HankAzaria talks about the 2023 Mets: "The season was the conviction and the trade deadline was the sentencing" 😂
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Wow! This video!! Thanks for sharing. 🙏
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On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦
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@_rich_moore @AlJean @MikeReissWriter @Aerosmith @Interbang1Jeff . @Aerosmith were the first band to make a guest appearance on the show. The writers had heard that the band wanted to appear in an episode. The band was recorded in Boston, and @HankAzaria flew over to record his part with them and help them with their lines. (CC: @AlJean )
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4 years
So it’s just never going to stop snowing. Got it. No, that’s fine, I’ve adjusted to so much new normal, I can just live on Hoth now. If it gets too cold, I’ll just slice open my taun tauns guts.
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4 years
The first ever Jim Brockmire podcast!!!
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4 years
Tom Brady trademarking “Tompa Bay” and I raise: me trademarking “Hankorage, Alaska-zaria”
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5 years
Seasons 1-3 of @BrockmireIFC are available on @hulu today! So now you can, you know, watch them.
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David ❤ Phoebe. Happy birthday, @LisaKudrow !
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Talked #Simpsons , #Brockmire , and more with the great @HowardStern earlier this week.
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In response to the N-95 mask shortage caused by the COVID-19 pandemic, @andybellin , @aarontveit , Billy Crudup and I are trying to #GetTheMasksBack to healthcare workers, and we need your help! Click the @gofundme link to learn more and donate.
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UFO 🛸 s over the east side of Manhattan? Or reflections from the ceiling light in my kitchen- the simplest explanation is usually correct: it’s UFOs.
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2 years
Pass the donuts and beer! The Simpsons are back Sundays at 8/7c on September 25. 🍻🍩
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7 years
Really glad I got to see Tom petty on his last tour. His music truly meant a lot to me and still does.
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Hank Azaria
7 years
Making eye contact is tremendously painful for Moe. And for everyone else.
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7 years
Well, this is how I’ll be spending #NationalDonutDay . Who’s with me? #TheSimpsons
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Remembering our friend, Matthew Perry.
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“We met almost 40 years ago, and he was, by far, the funniest friend I ever had. He also was the person who helped me get sober,” writes Hank Azaria about Matthew Perry. Read:
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4 years
This barber’s getting a 3-star Yelp review.
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3 years
Some of us enjoy living in that reality.
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There's an alternate reality where @hankazaria plays Joey on "Friends" Full chat:
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4 years
If you’re gonna pretend to have sex with someone, may I recommend Amanda Peet
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Hank Azaria
7 years
Been singing Queen for the past three days. Not nearly well as @AdamLambert , I might add.
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7 years
#Brockmire and New Orleans? What could possible go wrong? New season starting April 25th on @IFC .
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7 years
Best view in the house. I threw a strike! @mets #brockmire
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Hank Azaria
8 years
When you realize it isn’t Friday yet #tbt #thebirdcage
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Hank Azaria
7 years
Scouting locations. #Brockmire Season 2 coming your way.
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5 years
How did we let this gem fall out of our collective comedy conscious?
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Hank Azaria
7 years
We cut down on our stand-in budget for Season 2. #Brockmire
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You feel that? That's the feeling of an all new #Brockmire .
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7 years
Patches O'Houlihan's got you covered on #TheOcho . Aug 8th on @ESPNU .
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Hank Azaria
7 years
Get off my lawn!
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9 years
Good thing I won this hand or my wife would have killed me #ibetthecat
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7 years
Q: What did the moon say to the therapist? A: I'm just going through a phase. #SolarEclipse2017
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Hank Azaria
3 years
The real question: Could you imagine Jim Brockmire on Monday Night Football?
@SInow
Sports Illustrated
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Could you imagine Charles Barkley on Monday Night Football? (via The Jim Brockmire Podcast)
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Hank Azaria
5 years
People say they’re dead serious but then they don’t actually die 🤔
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Hank Azaria
3 years
My Father’s Day gift from my cats seems to be giving mixed messages. Why is the cat giving the finger?
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Hank Azaria
7 years
Casual Friday feels even better on Thursday. #tbt #TheBirdcage
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1 year
Tequila is that friend that puts extra weight on the rack but forgets to spot you. Brockmire is back on the @LeBatardShow . Listen here:
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