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@AdamDavis
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6 years
BREAKING: Nike stocks plummet after twitter user @2ndAmendmentfan14 announces he will no longer be buying one pair of air monarchs every 3 years.
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3 years
At the aquarium about to get my hog sucked
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2 months
LaMelo has the taste of a 12 year old who was given $100m
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MillerMuse
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Thoughts on LaMelo’s new cybertruck? 👀
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7 years
Guys. Brad Stevens was upset with his arms crossed in front of a fan who was upset with his arms crossed in front of another fan who was wearing a shirt with a picture of Brad Stevens upset with his arms crossed.
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@airbagged
kate bush's husband
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just found out the uncropped/original image of snoopy in the puffy jacket has linus hating on snoopy’s drip
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If there is one single thing Kyrie did NOT do it was stay on the grind lmao
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NBA on ESPN
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This is the first time that Kyrie Irving has made it back to a conference finals since 2017. He stayed on the grind 😤
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Brad Stevens really got White, Holiday and Porzingis combined for like half the price of Mikal Bridges I’m fucking dying
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1 month
“These finals were boring” ya you guys it was one of the most dominant teams in NBA history against a 5 seed and most of you people picked the 5 seed lol
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2 months
Jaylen getting the biggest contract in NBA history, being slandered endlessly for it, and then immediately winning finals MVP would be incredible
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2 months
This is so obviously not true lmao like there’s no way people believe this right?
@WalshEnthusiast
Celtics Central☘️
2 months
A team has never won a playoff game down 3 with 10 seconds remaining in regulation Then Jaylen Brown happened
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7 months
Absolutely deranged NBA trivia question at buffalo wild wings lol
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@AdamDavis
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5 years
This Lakers fan being radicalized by his kid getting a free Clippers backpack is my new favorite post
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2 months
Trying to go handsome for handsome with Al Horford is insane Celtics in 5
@deliberatepix
Bill Sy
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Celtics are already winning the Who Wore It Best game. LFG.
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1 year
NoHo Hank fit
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@AdamDavis
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10 years
Cop: your under arrest Me: you're* under arrest 2nd Cop: [handcuffing 1st cop] sorry Ed, but he's right
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6 years
HEY YOU READING THAT TWEET! While you’re here why don’t you take an extra minute or two and check out this list of charities that Colin Kaepernick donated money to and considering making a donation to one yourself if you are in a position to do so.
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1 month
I love the East so much as a Celtics fan lmao. Bucks have Doc Rivers and no assets, Knicks are going all in on a college team, Pat Riley is asleep at the wheel in Miami, The Sixers
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5 years
Why do they all look so skeptical of Justise Winslow?
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1 month
Very genuinely think the root of why NBA discourse is so bad now is that so many people root primarily for their favorite players and not for a favorite team.
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2 months
Jaylen Brown now compared to rookie Jaylen Brown is one of the most insane development stories I have ever seen lol. He was legitimately bad at everything when he came into the league
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1 month
This is how the Knicks will be watching Kristaps score 30 against them
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@AdamDavis
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3 years
OH BABY
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2 years
Celtics Sixers is such a great first game between totally rational fanbases who will surely not be wildly overreacting to any outcome before the 28 other teams have even played a minute of nba basketball lol
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4 years
The Celtics signed a guy who was the best player on every team he’d ever been on, to come and be the best player here. Not even halfway though his first season he willingly handed the reigns to a 21 year old who hadn’t even been an all-star yet. Kemba is truly special, man
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2 months
Before anybody calls me a hater I would just like to say if I had LaMelo money I would buy way coolers car’s than this, which is a point for me. But LaMelo has LaMelo money and I don’t which is roughly 150 million points for him
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2 years
Derrick White’s dad being like the nicest guy ever and a big supporter of NBA and Celtics twitter people is so wholesome
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2 months
If I were the Celtics I would try to add a 7’3 rim protector to this team
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@AdamDavis
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29 days
I am fucking dying to face this team in the finals again tbh
@Mavs_FFL
MFFL
30 days
No one wants to face this team
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5 months
Derrick White’s dad replacing Horford’s sister as the main Celtics family member who tweets with us has just done immeasurable things for the vibes
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@AdamDavis
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11 years
When they were baptizing me I drank all of the holy water. They tried to stop me but it was too late, I was already too powerful.
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4 years
Jayson Tatum has made 11 more pull up 3s than the entire 76ers team this season lmao
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2 years
Barclays center is gonna be half Celtics fans
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2 years
Thank you Coach K, if not for you making Jayson Tatum (who at 19 was a top ~75 NBA player) look like a poor man’s Rudy Gay so we were able to draft him #3
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10 years
Congratulations to our winner, Todd, who correctly guessed there were "hella jellybeans" in the jar.
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10 years
Anytime I see a cop with a radar gun I like to pull over and throw a few fastballs incase hes actually an undercover MLB scout.
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3 years
People don’t understand the scale of this trade. The Celtics can get up to $34.1m cap space next summer. Brad can take that and buy 6,820,000 tomato plants. In 6 months he will have 170,500,00 tomatoes which he can sell for $1 each and sign as many free agents as he wants in 2023
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2 months
The Celtics were built entirely on a collection of just absolutely insane trade rip off. We might never see this in NBA history ever again lol
@DanWoikeSports
Dan Woike
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On one hand, team building is complicated in the modern NBA. On the other, Boston has just put big, two-way players all over the court who can make open shots.
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4 years
This was an iconic and important moment in Celtics history and I will not be told otherwise
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2 years
I need to see Gallinari hit a 3 for the Celtics and then an immediate cut to Fitts making some borderline racist italian-esque hand gestures saying “thats a spicy meatball”
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2 years
Lol its insane that Jimmy Butler went 10/40 with 27 combined points and 7 combined assists in games 3-5, when they basically lost the series, and people are acting like he was some dominant force throughout the conference finals
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11 years
[In bed with gf] "Do you have any fantasies?" Yeah, one. You know your friend Sarah, the hot one? "Yes.. why?" I want to hit her with my car
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So funny that Sam Hauser spent all season proving to be a legitimate NBA player and Prichard never played and then the conference finals come around and Joe is randomly like “okay we need shooting, time to put our 4th point guard out there!”
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Jaylen Brown is one win away from having as many or more conference finals appearances than 14 franchises have in their entire history. It’s his 8th season
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4 years
Kemba Walker is one win away from the ECF 🥺
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9 years
If twitter has taught me anything its that eggs are incredibly racist
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4 years
Gordon Hayward will be going into the playoffs knowing that as soon as the Celtics get eliminated he will need to go home to his family. He legitimately may average 40
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@wojespn
Adrian Wojnarowski
2 years
Celtics upgraded Al Horford to questionable for Game 2.
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3 years
Reporting this “contact with LeBron” like an “officer involved shooting”
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Dave McMenamin
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Wild scene here in Detroit where Isaiah Stewart, bleeding from his face from contact from LeBron James, repeatedly had to be separated from James and other Lakers players.
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Jayson Tatum is so good its really covered up the fact that weve been run like the Kings for a few years now
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3 months
Not ever gonna feel bad about the path the Celtics have to take to get here after the Hayward injury, the other Hayward injury, the Jaylen injury, the Rob Williams injury. Injuries already cost us one more finals appearance and very possibly a title during the Tatum era
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3 years
Opposing guards when Marcus Smart checks out but they realize its for Kris Dunn
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1 year
I’m going to set myself on fire in Brad Stevens front yard
@JonesOnTheNBA
Nate Jones
1 year
Celtics fans: how do y’all feel about this deal?
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@AdamDavis
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2 years
Miami Heat pivoting from Beal to KD to Donovan Mitchell and finally to signing Dennis Schroder would make my month lmao
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6 months
Not to be dramatic but if you boo Smart you should be publicly executed on the court as half-time entertainment
@MoooseSZN
Moose HardOn
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Would you boo Marcus Smart tonight if you’re a Celtics fan? He cost the Celtics multiple championships so I wouldn’t blame anyone if they did
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Run it back
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@SwipaCam
Swipa
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Luka Vs Tatum in the Finals will put a swift end to a conversation that was a never a real one except for one fan base.
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2 years
It certainly feels like the Bucks and Celtics don’t care who they play in round one, while the Heat and Sixers are terrified of the Nets. Sounds about right
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A lot of people should just admit they hate the Celtics. It’s totally fine to hate the Celtics, even media people. You can just say you hate the Celtics and then you don’t need to jump through hoops pretending your irrational takes about them are actually logical
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3 years
Al Horford’s $26.5m next season + Josh Richardson’s ~$12.5m next season gets you $3m away from matching Beal’s max in a sign and trade without having to move Tatum, Jaylen, Smart or Rob
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4 years
Considering multiple players have talked about it its hilarious to imagine Celtics twitter coming up in the locker room. Smart: look at these memes they made about me Timelord: I got a cool nickname Jaylen & Jayson: they love us! Hayward: they really want me to get a divorce
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@gfunksupreme 9/16 ESPN analysts picked the Mavs lol
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36 would hang in the rafters if jaylen simply practiced dribbling with his left hand a little more throughout his life. A shame
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11 years
Ill take opposites for 400 Alex "the opposite of downcat" What is updog? "Not much what's up with you" *jeopardy music plays for eternity*
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11 years
Air Bud gets banned from playing youth sports because he is 27 in dog years. Parents are horrified that he was so close to their children
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Still thinking about how the 3 youngest conference finals teams in NBA history are the 2011 Thunder, the 2018 Celtics, and this years Celtics... that feels somewhat significant lol
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11 years
Parents: look for teen drug texting lingo: lol - lots of LSD omg - opiums mighty good smh - shooting mad heroin ok - on ketamine
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4 years
Jayson Tatum is gonna be the best player on a contender for the next 10 years and it’s important to remember that the 76ers gave us Romeo Langford to draft him
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How are the Celtics supposed to stop the fearsome Dallas mavericks offense that is totally dependent on two guys shooting 75% on insanely difficult shorts while everybody else is standing still?
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Are there legal grounds for a team to force a player to give back their championship ring? Like can we theoretically erase this man’s time in Boston from the record?
@ClutchPoints
ClutchPoints
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"Jayson Tatum has all the pieces. Can he please, not half of a series, take over an entire series for once?" Kendrick Perkins on what Jayson Tatum needs to do to secure a Celtics championship 🏆 (via @ESPNNBA )
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2 years
In honor of Marcus Smart’s birthday I will be donating $1 for every point, assist, rebound, block and steal, and $5 for every charge taken today to his YounGameChanger foundation. I encourage anybody with the means to do so to chip in as well!
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If you didn’t love this team we aren’t friends
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2 years
For those that were interested the final tally: 14 points 3 rebounds 9 assists 2 steals 2 charges drawn for a total of $37
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2 years
In honor of Marcus Smart’s birthday I will be donating $1 for every point, assist, rebound, block and steal, and $5 for every charge taken today to his YounGameChanger foundation. I encourage anybody with the means to do so to chip in as well!
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4 years
Its important to remember that Jayson Tatum is still the reigning Eastern Conference Player of the Month and has been for over 5 months now. Giannis only held the title for 3 months. Almost impossible to make an argument that Tatum is not the best player in the East at this point
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3 years
LeBron was allowed to play again after two “false positives” and the league is immediately hit with the worst covid outbreak its had 👁👁👁👁👁
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@SlugInTub312 The Celtics won 84% of their games without Porzingis lol
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4 years
Offensive foul. Offensive foul.
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7 years
My new Isaiah Thomas logo proposal
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Coke please "Is Pepsi Ok?" Umm, is Oklahoma "OK" "Yes sir it is" *i mark Oklahoma on the map on my kids menu*
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Celtics are going to be better than at least one of Philly and Miami, if not both
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Zhaire Smith is totally nude on the 76ers bench
@SixersAdam
Adam Aaronson
5 years
Zhaire Smith isn’t even dressed, which is annoying
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Celtics fans need to remember that Julius Randle is out tonight, this game is completely different if he’s playing! Celtics would be up by 35 right now
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2 years
Former Sixers assistant Monty Williams is coaching the best team in the West and DPOY candidate Mikal Bridges (who the Sixers traded for nothing), and former Sixers assistant Ime Udoka is coaching the best team in the East, led by Jayson Tatum (who the Sixers traded for nothing)
@adamwhermann
Adam Hermann
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Sixers had Ime Udoka in the building and hired Doc Rivers.
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4 years
Hawks had a jumbotron segment where Damian Jones had to draw the Celtics logo from memory. He didn’t do a good job, and was thinking of the wrong logo entirely, but that is now the logo they are using on the jumbotron lmao
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4 years
Why were the local police checking in on Robyn Hayward every day lmao
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5 years
Nobody: 2011 David Stern:
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Sad part about the Shohei story is Ippei Mizuhara was just a couple parlays away from winning enough to pay Shohei back and then some, he just needed more time 😔
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*sorry that rap name is already taken* Andre sighs as he types "Andre 2417" into the search bar, he has been at this for hours now.
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11 years
Hey Mario its Bowser. No, no princess today. One of the warp pipes in my castle is clogged. Between 10 and 4 on Monday? Alright ill be here.
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3 years
The world if Nick Nurse played Kemba Walker 9 less minutes in a meaningless exhibition game, as recommended by Celtics team doctors
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3 years
Tatum, Jaylen and Nia Long is the league’s best Big 3
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This was so fun to watch. Glad the Celtics had a night off afterwards for him to recover, can’t wait for our next game against Houston
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Thinking about Jayson Tatum’s 4Q & OT masterclass vs the Wolves Dominant.
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2 years
People on here said AD was better than KG like a year ago lmao
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When any star besides Tatum has a bad playoff game this year
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@Carsobi
Carson Breber
2 months
Is Ant really just THIS tired? Because this is a crazy level of passivity Shoutout KAT for the bailout shotmaking
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2 years
Okay man
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@BricksCenter
BricksCenter
2 years
Steph Curry just yelled “this is my town!” 💀 I know the Celtics are tired of this man.
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I like the juxtaposition of Nets fans feeling like the Celtics played as well as they can reasonably expect to in game 1 and Celtics fans (myself included) largely being like ya we kinda stunk for 3/4 of that game
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@Very__Regular Color grading is when Hugh Jackman is tanned
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Al Horford Al Horford most of this playing against season Embiid
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4 years
Fuck it, its time for this take: If the Lakers and Celtics were to do a straight up swap of Tatum for AD right this second the Lakers would get better and the Celtics would get worse
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4 years
I have a take just stewing and I’m letting it cook for a little while longer before it’s ready to be released to the basketball world
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