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7 years

Trump's fulfilled the three campaign promises I care about: 1. Overfeeding fish like a FUCKIN BOSS 2. Having the second scoop of ice cream delivered automatically like he's fuckin SINATRA AT THE TROP 3. Pounding Diet Coke like a VIKING POET

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Serious question: If a foreign source came forward with info from a foreign gov't which could damage trump, would MEDIA meet with source?

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The five stages of grief: 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Bizarre Fantasias About Slavic Pissplay and Sprinkle Parties 5. Acceptance

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Comey: Loretta Lynch told me to lie and I didn't write that down, but I wrote down Trump's stuff because I was afraid he would lie

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I'm old enough to remember when the media insisted the FBI director OWED Obama "loyalty." It was 3 years ago

CBS’s Schieffer Questions Robert Gates’s Loyalty to President Obama

CBS’s Bob Scheiffer had some harsh words for former Secretary of Defense Robert Gates on his Sunday show Face the Nation surrounding the release of Gates’ new memoir “Duty.” Schieffer fretted over...

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Mike Pence said he never meets alone with a woman in a secluded office with a door that locks with a secret Rape Button, and the media laughed at him

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strange that when Scalise was shot by a leftwing Bernie Sanders volunteer, the media bleated as one "Hate has no ideology." Yet now it does.

The Daily Signal

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UPDATE: Rep. Scalise will return to work after the August recess. He was shot by a left-wing extremist on June 14.

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Reporters: "We know everything. Leave the thinking to us." Also reporters: "We are shocked to discover serial harassers working side by side with us."

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a commenter points out: Apparently illegal immigrant children add dollars to the economy but native-born children are all tax drains. Odd.

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The 20-week abortion ban being voted on soon would add $175M to the federal deficit due to increased births

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Obama: You know, during the Crusades, Christians used to put bombs in dumpsters in Chelsea too

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cruz owes Trump exactly nothing. You don't go after a man's wife and father and demand an endorsement. @MelissaTweets

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You know, fighting Carbon Dioxide only recruits more Carbon Dioxide. That's playing right into Carbon Dioxide's hands.

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something that never occurred to @ChuckTodd when Lois Lerner invoked the 5th, or Eric Holder refused to hand over documents and answer q's

Chuck Todd

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One way to de-escalate suspicion is to be open and transparent; hiding behind a form of privilege only raises more questions. Mistake

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2017: Media freaks that Trump said he could destroy NK 2016: Media praised Obama for saying he could destroy NK

'We could destroy you,' Obama warns 'erratic' North Korean leader

President Barack Obama delivered a stern warning to North Korea on Tuesday, reminding its “erratic” and “irresponsible” leader that America’s nuclear arsenal could “destroy” his country.

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boy, @CNN 's coverage of the revelation that the Assistant AG's wife worked for FusionGPS is thorough and exhaustive in its absence

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it should be easy to denounce a violent totalitarian Marxist street-terrorist gang but it turns out not so much, huh? @SpeakerRyan

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With tax reform, it should be easy to do your taxes on a form the size of a postcard.

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Apparently the media commissioned a report about how to regain credibility and viewers and the advice was: Lose your shit about everything.

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Why would people have missed this? Could it be because the media was reporting on force-feeding koi fish, two scoops of ice cream, Diet Coke being awesome and mistaken dates on non-bombshell documents?

POLITICO

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2017 wasn't all partisan gridlock for Congress. 97 bills made it into law this year. Here's what you might have missed.

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Low-Energy Jeb admits he's exhausted

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Jeb Bush Says Trump’s Presidency Has Been ‘Exhausting’

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Kathy Griffin was a trailblazer who "shattered the glass ceiling" for other female comics who aren't funny

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Did Comey tell Trump the dossier came from Clinton? If not, why not? Did Comey tell the FISA court it came from Clinton? If not, why not?

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Trump's MURDER SPREE continues: 1. Forced the poor into a THUNDERDOME of JOBS and CASH MONEY BONUSES 2. Repealed FCC rule liberals claimed would make tweets PUNISHABLE BY SPIDERS 3. Recognized Jerusalem as Israel capital, plunging Middle East into state of LAST WEDNESDAY

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THIS IS AN APPLE! THIS IS AN APPLE! THIS IS AN APPLE! THIS IS AN APPLE! THIS IS AN APPLE! THIS IS AN APPLE! THIS IS AN APPLE! THIS IS AN APPLE! THIS IS AN APPLE! THIS IS AN APPLE! THIS IS AN APPLE! THIS IS AN APPLE! THIS IS AN APPLE! (clarification: this is a banana.)

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CNN Covers Botched Don Jr. Story 27 Times More Than Correction

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Let me help you out: It's like the ten deals you made with democrats to lift the debt ceiling before with no concessions. Or the Iran deal.

IJR

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McCain Stunned by Trump's Deal With Dems: 'Haven’t Seen Anything Like It Before'

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. @realDonaldTrump , please have the White House chef bake this kid his cake, and also force the media to cover this story and their hypocrisy

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Bakers refused to make pro-Trump birthday cake for 9-year-old boy: Report

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1992-2000: HANDS OFF prez's kid! 2000-08: Prez's kids are FAIR GAME 2008-16: HANDS OFF!!! 2016: FAIR GAME is there some hidden pattern?!

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are you for real? The fucking Attorney General met with Hillary's husband.

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Imagine what Candidate Trump would've said if Obama CoS Denis McDonough asked the FBI to knock a Clinton email story

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It took literally less than 24 hours for the media to decide a president lecturing the media -- which Obama did monthly -- is now a CRISIS!!

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The same media which demanded "medical reports" to prove Trump was shot in the ear -- despite the shooting being on video -- is uninterested in asking why Biden is hiding and not publicly announcing his withdrawal.

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The people who spend all day saying "golf" is a "dog-whistle" for coded racist signalling say "jihad" doesn't mean terrorism to terrorists

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The people disagreeing with @lsarsour clearly don't understand what Jihad means.

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Apparently all institutions are to be questioned, critiqued, and undermined *except* the press. How convenient.

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why can't you call them antifa? What's with the resort to vague language? Wasn't Trump demanded to be specific? @jaketapper

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At least two journalists in Charlottesville were assaulted by people protesting the Klan/Nazi/alt-right rally. Taylor is one:

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Out: Trust the experts, set aside your partisan preconceptions In: Ignore the experts, trust our partisan preconceptions

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Here's how the next few hours will go. Trump supporters will say "Concerns about Trump's mental health were always absurd. Case closed now." The obvious response: "The Q's about fitness for office are serious. Someone could be sharp as a tack, but still unfit"

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This guy's job is supposedly ABC News Political Director, and not, as you might surmise, DNC spokesman

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. @jaketapper , you retweeted Andy McCarthy when he claimed the texts were a "nothingburger." Now that he's said some texts show actual intent to use federal offices for illegal political ends, will you retweet that as well?

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I guess we know how @jaketapper 's going to cover the Strzok texts

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Flashback: When @MSNBC "analyst" "nominated" a Trump building for an ISIS attack.

MSNBC Analyst Who Called for Terrorist Attack Now Bashing Guns for Today’s Shooting

After journalists and celebrities gushed about gun control on Twitter after this morning’s shooting of GOP Rep. Steve Scalise, some members of the media took their partisan advocacy on air. MSNBC’s...

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The truck drove itself? Et tu, @dcexaminer ?

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Multiple people killed when truck drives down New York City bike path

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. @jaketapper , you pose as a brave defender of the holy press. Do you have anything to say about the Obama echo chamber hacks going after @JoshMeyerDC for a well-reported story, or are you gonna sit this one out?

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media that never bothered to find out where Obama was during Benghazi really working overtime to get to the bottom of Trump's apps order

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So the scandal is that Trump said to Comey what Comey strongly suspected Bill Clinton said to Loretta Lynch?

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if someone had told me that Donald Trump would be president and cause the media to set itself on fire, I wouldn't have believed them.

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it's now the price of being a respectable pet conservative to praise antifa as brave freedom fighters. This is the breaking point.

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well maybe @CNN shouldn't have done a dick-waving dance about banning @kellyannepolls

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We invited the @WhiteHouse to provide us with a guest to discuss the week's news and the president's agenda; they declined our offer.

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hillary will be able to carry out all duties of commander in chief so long as the temperature doesn't rise above 72 degrees

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I'm having trouble understanding why what the media does every single day -- get dirt -- is odious when done by a Non Media Person.

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Really, @CNN ? I wonder what news organization might have created the Climate of Hate that provoked this

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JUST IN: Police arrest a man with 2 guns & ammo inside the Trump hotel in DC -- @LauraAJarrett has the details

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Pro-tip, secular left: Christians do not believe prayers are MAGIC SPELLS that control reality. That crap is what you-all believe in.

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Dear Media, We watched you crying on TV on election night. There's no coming back from that. Go fuck yourselves dead, Everyone else

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Fake News again. She was not asked to dress Melania. She is attempting to organize a boycott against her.

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Fashion designer refuses to dress Melania Trump

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New @CNN ad: "This is an apple. It may look like a banana, but we have sources from the Obama Administration who say it's an apple."

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conservative courage: Now that Nancy Pelosi said it's okay to denounce antifa, Brave Paul Ryan mumbles disapproval

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Dude you have more drama than an all-girls-school production of Glenngary Glen Ross

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I've been off this week. And I've tried to tune out the outrage of day. But what has unfolded this week is such a sad spectacle. Even for DC

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Based on the Media Groupthink Declaration, Dissent is now indeed the highest form of patriotism, again, after an 8 year hiatus

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"I can't believe how hateful and tribal GOPers are," said the media, while rallying around Julia Ioffe, Kurt Eichenwald, and Keith Olbermann

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"You've betrayed me for the last time" has no political/violent connotation but if I say it when stabbing my wife it's a clue to motive

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For the record, "Allahu Akbar" has no inherent political/violent connotation meriting instant terror diagnosis.I say it like 20 times a day.

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I adored Trump's recontextualization of the classic Wrestlemania 122. Now more than ever, we need Art that Challenges dominant power.

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. @jaketapper , you suggested @FDRLST does not correct properly, like you do. Will you be demanding @CNN correct its previous reporting here?

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A message to progressive men: If you stop being progressive you can be a free-willed adult permitted to disobey a million mommies' commands

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if I understand the plan, NeverTrump intends to smear 62 million Republican voters as Nazis, because then they get to be in control again?

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You know what I need right now? Some more nasty lectures from Hollywood's "Consciences of the Nation" about all the ways I disappoint them.

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. @mkraju , have you or @CNN ever answered the question of how you got snookered (supposedly) by "multiple sources" feeding you the exact same easily-ascertained date, or are you still dodging those uncomfortable questions?

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Trump avoided year-end news conference because advisers didn't want to be fielded with uncomfortable questions, including over Russia, officials tell @jeffzeleny

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"Please don't lay any more humorous traps that expose my fellow 'journalists' as gullible children"

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gee I hope he didn't take classified information off the secured system and throw it on an illegal unsecured homebrew server

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NSA contractor arrested for allegedly taking top secret material that could damage national security if made public.

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Chinese hackers pawed through millions of disclosures of military personnel's affairs, drug use, homosexuality, etc. Media didn't care

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Should we just abandon physical standards entirely to accommodate a maximum of 0.03% of the population?

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sometimes democracy dies in euphemism

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Against his parents’ wishes, this terminally ill infant will be allowed to die

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Media very upset that "far right" recalls their "Climate of Hate" mass panic; in totalitarian systems, mere Remembering is a thoughtcrime

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BTW, the reason urbanites need to learn about the heartland and not vice versa is that the heartland HEARS WHAT URBANITES THINK 24 FUCKIN' 7

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"I heard about this when you did, when I read the papers." -- Barack Obama, on his discovery of every scandal

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McCain finally found a country he didn't want to bomb. Just so happens it's one that the Dreaded Trump is talking about.

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This is treasonous behavior

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endorsing antifa is officially "severely conservative" for large swaths of the Well Trained Dog wing of the now-dead GOP

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No, not the same. One side is racist, bigoted, Nazi. The other opposes racism and bigotry. Morally different universes.

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This new terrorist shooting in Paris is going to knock the non-coverage of the Fresno terrorist shooting right off page D22

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thought: calling for banning things not used in a gun attack (like suppressors) is a godless progs' version of "thoughts and prayers"

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when Obama cited "many sides" to blame for Islamist terrorism (going back to THE CRUSADES!), MSM defended him

Critics pounce after Obama talks Crusades, slavery at prayer breakfast

DEBRIEF | The president at the National Prayer Breakfast noted that his fellow Christians should not cast the first stone.

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Dear Democracy-Dies-in-Darkness National Laughingstock @washingtonpost , I notice there's not an atom's worth of daylight between you and the DNC's talking points. Can you explain this?

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Opinion: Trump’s $1.5 trillion bribe

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pretty straightforward from here 1. prove Trump paid high tax rate 2. indict GE for not paying more 3. Seize MSNBC 4. The Donald Trump Show

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You offer peace to those who offer peace in return. You don't offer peace to those whose life mission is to make war on you.

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I guess the complaint from the GOPe is that Trump short-circuited their usual Kabuki-Theater-Play-Fighting-Before-Surrendering plan?

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. @lisabloom Will you also be representing Elizabeth Lauten, hounded out of a job by the @washingtonpost for criticizing Obama's daughter?

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water. Saved you the click.

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Scientists are trying to solve the mystery of what killed a Civil War submarine crew

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RT if you demand @CNN follow its Rule of the Week that the ideology inspiring an antisemitic attack be constantly, specifically named.

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same media which doesn't know why Pulse Killer murdered 49 is pretty confident they known Trump intended obstruction via body language

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once again: these animals gin up hate mobs every single working day starting at 8am or earlier, but scream like little babies if they get some of their own back @brianstelter

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By including Dave Weigel’s @ handle, the president’s statement is inviting followers to gang up on a reporter

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Al Franken: My dedication to believing women is so strong that I am resigning even though these lying whores are all lying about me

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"It's Trump's fault. If he would just do what we demand, we could stop inciting our assassins to kill him!"

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Donald Trump can really reduce the temperature for the remainder of the election and condemn political violence of any stripe. He can start by telling his supporters it is not okay to call in bomb threats against Haitians and attack immigrants or political opponents.

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hey @jaketapper what's your "conservative friend" telling you now about @chriscuomo 's lack of fucks about little girls seeing dicks?

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Michelle Fields matter is the world's first taste of Donald Trump's foreign policy skills and crisis management.

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so it's both 1) ineffectual and meaningless but also 2) something without which the earth itself will die. #Science

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The central argument of Trump's rationale is false. The agreement is non-binding. Nothing in it stops the US from doing whatever it wants.

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The decades-long Carnival of Masks has finally ended

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Country over Party

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I've been told it's racist and dangerous to "delegitimize" a legally elected president. Is that rule still holding or is it now repealed?

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Media's advice to Trump: 1. Do your homework 2. Admit your mistakes 3. Stop attacking everyone Strangely, media cannot take its own advice.

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LOL. Actually, Mitch McConnell asked Democrats to permit the CR to pass on a simple majority; Schumer objected, thus requiring 60 votes. Democrats blocked the bill. But this isn't a lie by a politician worth noting, right @JakeTapper ?

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Never before in the history of this nation has the government been shut down with one party in control of both Congress and the Presidency. Never.

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I wonder if anyone at @CNN will be asking their colleague Paul Begala about push-polling the "Obama is a Muslim" line @jaketapper

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NYT: Communist provocateurs sought to subvert our politics Also NYT: Here all 20 reasons Soviet and Chinese communism were awesome!

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I call upon @SavannahGuthrie to donate her "fantasy world" Comcast bonus to charity, given that it doesn't exist anyway. And also, her tax savings.

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um, I think the word's out on the street by now what "Allahu Akbar" means. Doesn't seem necessary to obscure the words.

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@jaketapper

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@JennJacques @CNN @cnnbrk i really have no idea what you're objecting to. We said what he said in Arabic and provided rough translation.

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Ace of Spades

@AceofSpadesHQ

3 months

Max Boot's ability to spot a foreign agent isn't as precise as I was told it was

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Ace of Spades

@AceofSpadesHQ

7 years

hey @jaketapper I remember during the Republican shutdown @CNN was full of dire warnings about catastrophic impacts to the nation's credit rating and economy... where are those warnings now?

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@AceofSpadesHQ

8 years

The Democrats flacked for the Soviet Union when it was merely anti-United States. Now that it's anti-Democrat Party, NOW they're pissed!

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Ace of Spades

@AceofSpadesHQ

8 years

. @CNN , where the bush girls having margaritas at a tex-mex restaurant is a story of Great National Concern, but Malia tokin' a spliffe isn't

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