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Absolutely Alpha

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6 months

Never did end up getting that Betr 100x Club Hat...

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2 years

@ShakeDrizzle @Jidion6 ??????????????????????????????

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5 years

@KEEMSTAR @Ninja @Technothepig What a shame they'll be the only two playing lol

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5 years

I have reached the human PEAK of evolution. @NightbotUHC has fallen to a HEADHITTER while I was on my main. My life is now complete.

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5 months

Never had a losing month since I started +EV. They say go big or go home, and losing 83k in 30 days checks that box. Gn

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11 months

I broke 100k a month ago, but finally broke it on pikkit yesterday (even though I had a losing day overall lmao) $500 -> $100,000 and climbing

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15 days

September Profit: +$169,420 Finally made back all of the -$112k I lost May-August. Started betting 21 months ago with a $500 bankroll as a broke college student. Broke the milestone of $500,000 lifetime profit this month, over 200k on the year as well. One day I will become

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3 years

@ShakeDrizzle It's a good video tbh

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3 years

@Simon_Hypixel If you can code UHC's custom crafts to be obtainable in the SMP's then I'm all for the update

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5 years

Unpopular Opinion: Bows in Meetup on Arctic make it impossible to ban for teaming and impossible to not get teamed on consistently. Therefore, they either should be removed at 150 border or each player gets arrows cleared and receives 24 for the rest of the game to use.

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7 months

March: +$61k Taking days off, placing bad bets, and every minute decision changes the end of month profit by tens of thousands at this point. 2 different choices could've saved me 25k in losses. Still my 2nd best ever month, shouldn't be complaining just always striving 4 more

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2 months

The life of a degenerate 23 y/o gambler 🥰

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8 months

I've really missed Nascar 🥰

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21 days

Bro after seeing the Alex fliff ban clip from the other day, I decided to tune into an Alex stream today and holyyy I do not have words bro. 5k concurrent viewers looping the same song, scuffed setup, coked out of his mind, betting OJ bets. What am I doing wrong in life rn 🤣

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4 years

@froubery mogul moves hoodie there perhaps? 🤔

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13 days

Doing the most mundane tasks, the things nobody is willing to do or wants to do, is where the most money is to be made in spotsbetting. Find those spots and be willing to grind it to a pulp. Much more lucrative than staring at an oddscreen hitting the same 3% plays as others.

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5 years

Hey @Gleossuhc , I got a clip for you to put in your Arctic UHC Montage...

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5 years

Glad I could carry on the Switcheroo Trapping legacy in @froubery 's absence from the uhc

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5 years

@WinnerTakesAII The only good person in this event finally

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5 years

That moment when the Arctic Staff tell you, "It's just selective targeting."

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1 year

Nice way to welcome in the new month 🥰

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6 years

@ZMCNikolai I know you've quit and I respect that, but I thought you and your fans might want to see a small taste of what you've done while you played MC. Good luck with Fortnite and hope to see you return upon Hytale's release

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2 years

First full month using @OddsJam . $10 bet size and am up 113 units on the month. Averaging 30-50 bets per day. All of this is PrizePicks and Underdog +EV plays via the screen/tool/discord. Can't wait to see what next month looks like 👀

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5 years

Unpopular Opinion: Arctic's staff are worse than its playerbase and plugins. They've turned into Badlion. A server that had 70 UHC Hosts but could barely host any games. On Weekends arctic rarely hosts now. And they even post matches on the calendar and no one shows to host it.

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5 years

What a shock, false banned on arctic for the second time this year and all because someone in my twitch chat lied to staff about what I was doing on stream but even when we defended ourselves (got banned w/ Dnkin) they decided to keep the ban bc ehh why not

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5 years

@ShutUpBrickLP Gay marriage isn't marriage, it goes against the definition God gave us 6000 years ago lol.

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2 years

@GEVidsTweet like if you're homophobic

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1 year

Was a good 4 day run...

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5 years

@Tylarzz Play Minecraft UHC

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3 years

@ZMCNikolai Go for it 🙌🙌

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3 years

@BlueDeww @traves @Tykoni Wait traves used to play badlion??

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5 years

@VancePvP Won't even bother playing if it's not 1.7/1.8

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10 months

Don't use @paydayfantasy , after winning 1-2k on their pickem (against the house) in about 36 hrs, they banned my account and voided all my winnings for "collusion with other players". Took a month to get my deposits back, and this same thing happened to a friend.

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1 year

Positive EV is the way baby. $40,000+ month incoming???

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4 years

If you thought a bhopper in solo Hypixel UHC was as bad as it gets, think again...

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4 years

No one will fall for this...

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2 months

@RobDFS_ it is also equally insane how quickly it can evaporate

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2 years

@TheBestGinger13 Congrats dude!

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11 months

@5thDownCFB @BarrettSallee I am not excited. Not that many worthy teams this sport is not basketball

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4 years

@froubery You should literally make any video so you make money and your brand doesn't die

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9 months

The day pikkit adds Betr/Pick6 I will blow Twitter's mind with my 2023. Well frankly December alone. Addition 35k off pikkit for January can't complain:

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2 years

@speedsilverr I closed my game to see if I'd misclicked something and missed the teams uhc q bc I got so confused LMAO. Luckily registered the date I saw while rebblooting it and understood

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5 years

Dude Arcitc is literally about to host a double ore rates BAREBONES game... And you wonder why I'm fed up with these hosts

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4 years

I'm glad Spike said today that Yist took his ign otherwise I'd have been very surprised clipping him...

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4 years

A UHC Arcade game just started with 7 players that's pathetic

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4 years

I'm dying bro

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4 years

There's literally more cheaters on UHC Arcade right now than Hypixel... what a joke

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4 years

People who @ you in Discord DMs need help in life.

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5 years

Literally it never gets old

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5 years

I am upset @OblivionTU . Until next time

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4 years

If you upload losses and stay up til 5 AM every night idk why it's so hard for youtubers to get content...

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3 years

@HamCosu fr i remember 4 years ago when I finally had the money from working to buy a PC instead of playing on the family Mac, my parents wouldnt let me buy a desktop I could only spend my money on a laptop, was the biggest waist of $1500 in my life to date

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5 years

I Almost feel bad, but they dug on trappers Rain and @Kyletiv7 had it coming

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4 years

Imagine being so embarrassed that you died to me in Minecraft that you say you were ghosted and then lie about your healing and kills in a UHC to cover being dropped lol

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@mckinleyslade @NBAgreenbeans "Their not some evil monolith trying to screw every user". They 100% are? Losing customers make fantasy DFS sites profitable, winning customers cut into their profits. UD predatorily markets to losers that they'll win, while swiftly banning winners, but letting problem gamblers

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1 year

Update, it's been a dogfight

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1 year

Nice way to welcome in the new month 🥰

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6 years

@archyb0t Hytale is the best MOBA

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1 year

@AlexMonahan100 That is how you know that 100+ people instantly tail you. There are plenty of sharp picks that PP doesn't bump, -150 no vig and better. You tail a Patreon capper and their entire slip is bumped in 30 seconds bc their 300 patrons are putting lots of money on 1 side. Same with you

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5 years

@cipherkai Better than arctic

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2 years

@wildtiktokss This one kinda hits tho tbh

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5 years

@Pikaclicks 👀

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9 months

Almost had a legacy UD day, luckily hit a 20x to still have 90% ROI for esports plays. Thanks @LCSLarry

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11 months

@flowtives Ur upload lagged, download didn't, has happened to me on 1.8 a handful of times

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5 years

F in the chat for @froubery here. Even though I spared his life he still died :( Fortunately I trapped 6 people to win the UHC.

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5 years

Glade wasn't half bad until they started pushing updates that they don't announce in their discord. Went from fun to only people with the crafts can win yet again.

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6 years

After streaming a UHC and being final two, I got SS'd while streaming and after a 105 straight minutes of being screenshared I got banned for failing to comply to SSing. Video Coming out soon. Didn't even get to kill the last guy :/

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4 years

Editing for 12 hours in one day is not fun let me tell you

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5 years

@KEEMSTAR @DolanDark @grandayy They can't even get 1000k viewers you are lying LOL

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5 years

@Gleossuhc It's fun when servers break their own rules and then tell you it's your fault. Your not "abusing the rules," your just playing by the poorly written rules. If they don't like their own rules, then they can change them. Once again showing off the amazing arctic staff team.

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4 years

@EpaxiaI @ttwCryptic Trapping Epaxial in Hypixel UHC but i hear his screams as i crit him out?!?!

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5 years

@KEEMSTAR So do you call these stars...

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2 years

@Beyond_Polygons You could always unfollow him on Twitter and continue to watch his content if you find his tweets annoying...

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3 years

@swagchicken_ @SixStriker Freelook is literally on lunar lol...

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21 days

@PlusEVPenguin @nfran722 Nah this a fanduel specific issue. Literally will change in slip in the milliseconds you are clicking submit, so it goes through even w/ that setting. Since there's no pop up for an odds change confirmation like other books. Just moves.

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4 years

I hate not finding out certain songs are copyrighted until i've edited and uploaded them in videos :/

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4 years

Left or Right can't decide...

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7 months

Saw people on Twitter saying to take Edey u12.5 boards it's EVand he currently has a double double at the half 💀 Sometimes you know when to fade an EV play haha

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@brad_w98 @fliffbits @fliff Fliff is a very chill site, had no issues withdrawing my 25k when I got banned, and had money that wasn't played through and that was fixing after contacting support. They void loser error bets just like winning error bets, they are my favorite book by far rn.

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4 years

@Specularpotato @EpaxiaI @TheTrueDime I mean that is rude to say, but at the same time if you believe a religion/atheism, the other one's have to be wrong/fake. Not a nice way to say that, but it's probably part of a larger conversation. If not, certainly a weird way to go about that on a block game lol

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5 years

Why can't there just be a good UHC server these days, or at least have tapple host on a consistent schedule like Badlion :/ Arctic - anti-melee & absorbtionless Hypixel - bhoppers/tracers and its a minigame Reddit - Inconsistent fills and wins/good games have no value.

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5 years

I did a thing

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3 years

. @LunarNetworkMC I'd consider switching from BLC to Lunar Client if your UHC's came back this summer... 🤔

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5 years

Had to do it to @wispexe on stream feels bad man :/

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2 months

DG officially Charmin

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@Eye__Zick @LeonTG_ @CheetaaahTweets 1.9 Combat with Mobs is completely fine, but when fighting other players, its just based on who has more gear and you trade hits. Far worse than 1.7/1.8

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Only bets worth sweating these days are in person. Who needs CLV if you just know ball...

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6 years

@DevilUHC Please ignore the SA Beaners and do 5.0 Badlion rates

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And yes, my profit really is 169420 because it was 169664, and I lost a $242 roulette spin to bring me down to the funny number before midnight, worth to my 23 y/o self lol. An offshore book w/ 50k rollover I probably won't get the money out of anyways

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5 years

I've seen it all, @Spikemc23 is a trainee on Mineplex LOL

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4 years

Crazy how a uhc server can let spectators hit in game players, respawn random people who died "because it's statsless" and not be reddit banned for it...

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3 months

@EvenStevenGG Or months :)

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4 years

Considering 75% of the people watching UHC on Air are watching non English perspectives maybe I should learn start learning other languages to gain viewers lol

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2 months

@AlexMonahan100 Is the market moving to Harris bc of obviously voter fraud potential like 2020, or is it all the fake media publicity promoting her, that many Americans are ignoring bc it's bs

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1 year

@pikkitsports $50 Units, my best month ever

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6 years

@archyb0t The Badlion Network is the best game

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3 years

So glad someone with a following (Bitzel) decided to upload a trapping video today and boost all our views

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5 years

@NightbotUHC

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4 years

Team games would be so nice if you could just make clones of yourself :/

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July 2024: $1,125,000 wagered -$3,500 profit -0.3% ROI. 3 losing months in a row now... Hopefully in August, the climb out of this now -87k hole can begin