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living just in case things get better

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"मौत का खेल तो चलेगा, ट्रेनें आएंगी, जायेंगी, बोगियां टकराएंगी, पलटेंगी, मगर ये मंत्रालय मेरा रहना चाहिए, वंदे भारत की रील शेयर होती रहनी चाहिए"
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कौन कहता है आसमाँ में सुराख नहीं हो सकता, एक फर्जी सर्टिफिकेट तो बनवा के मुंह पे मारो यारों
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IAS Royal Entry videos की अपार सफलता के बाद आपकी खिदमत में पेश है Judges Grand Entry videos
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@Pankourii Cameraman was busy capturing it from different and better angles
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Rest in Peace brothers. Farewell.
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This young gentleman is getting nothing, yet he is there-lying among mosquitoes, polluted air, all sorts of insects in the monsoon, extreme heat, and possibly hungry as well. He has no vested interest in fighting someone else's battle. He may have a decent room in ORN where he
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What did he eat
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[नेपथ्य में मेरा येशु येशु बज रहा है]
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Can you guys suggest some medicine for mouth ulcers? Any general category doctor here?
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@paneerchillli They can't even provide jobs to all the INDI alliance leaders. All of them are PM contenders.
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@WBPolice In today's episode of 'Fuck Around and Find Out,' we present the ever-competent and efficient West Bengal Police, whose fair and vigilant investigation has inspired such immense trust and respect that the public has taken to showering them with flowers. Of course, the unfortunate
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@GlobeEyeNews World vs Iraq
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"UPSC ka khel to chalega; Anxiety attacks aayenge, jayenge; Sleep cycle banegi, bigdegi; Magar ye roz ki padhai honi chahiye; Aspirant ka hardwork amar rehna chahiye."
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@raghavfrr Since you won't be there to hear it so let me wish you in advance, Rest in Peace brother.
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@DrShivkantGaut1 Bro misspelled UCs for SC/ST
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ये वीडियो काल्पनिक घटनाओं पर आधारित है और इसका, जीवित और मृत, किसी भी शख्स से कोई वास्ता नहीं। अगर किसी की कहानी इससे मिलती है, तो वो बस एक संयोग मात्र है
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It's been 2 years since I embarked on this UPSC journey. Reflecting on this period, I find my hands empty in terms of any tangible achievements. Yet, there's contentment within, for I've acquired more knowledge than I possessed back then. This, to me, signifies genuine growth.
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BA/BSc waale ladke > No Skill Set > No Job > No Generational Wealth > No Money in Bank Account > No Social Life > No Love Life > No Real Life Friends > Just Sarkari Naukri Obsession
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@epicnephrin_e In today's episode of 'fuck around and find out,'. Misinformation and unverified news only add fuel to an already volatile situation. While your efforts were commendable, sharing fake news from unconfirmed sources has undermined your credibility. Always think twice before
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I come from two INDIAs. I come from an India where the roof of an airport can collapse at any moment, and yet, I come from an India where you can be an Aam Aadmi and still live like a king in your Sheesh Mahal. I come from an India where you can suffocate to death in a sleeper
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The 𝗚𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮 is planning to include 𝐢𝐏𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 also under 𝗣𝗠-𝗚𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗯 𝗞𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗬𝗼𝗷𝗮𝗻𝗮 due to their growing demand amongst youngsters
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Following back everyone who likes this tweet
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@AwanishSharan Meanwhile the poor of Bilaspur
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Phases of UPSC prep July: Aarambh hai prachand Aug: Ruk jana nahin Sep: All is well Oct: Believer Nov: Kyu mai jaagon Dec: Abhi mujhme kahi Jan: Mai lad lunga Feb: Ratta Maar Mar: Kuch to bata zindgi April: Give me some sunshine May: Dil ke armaan aasuon Jun: I tried so hard
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IAS officers after getting their first posting
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@civilized_demon Only if you knew the concept of "FAITH" and Pran Patishtha but i dont expect you to know that. Entertaining and accepting the plurality of thoughts and beliefs and dwelling deep into sociological and philosophical topics is not everyone's cup of tea.
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Tu general category se hai socha yaad dila du
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एक साथी और भी था।
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Ab nark milega
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🥹
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@ladyfrownalot Nothing can beat the experience. Thanks for sharing yours
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Delhi's economy in a nutshell
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If you are an UPSC aspirant, you will have your disagreements with BJP but you will never be a Congress supporter either.
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@RVCJ_FB People in Delhi pay Electricity bills, metro bills and other taxes like England just to get services like Somalia. Services so bad that MCD has no answer how 4 feet water got collected and stayed stagnated there for hours only to kill 3 kids
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@RadioGenoa Even my Muslim friends would agree that, for a moment, they feel a chill run down their spine.
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@Singh_parmo Obc gen same thing aaj kal😂
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@ThePurple_State You seem quite acquainted with this trick.
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> Favourite of Indian Parents > Rejects more people than girls rejecting boys > Second most loved thing by UP-Bihar boys after pan masala > Sets the toughest paper (doesn't care about the selections) > Refuses to explain further > Thinks itself as the best
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Tum hi pdho Battle of Plassey, Haldighati, Constitution, DNA recombinant technology, GM-Crops, PM-Aawas Yojana, GDP-GNP aur repo rate. Ye log video bna k hi khush hai aur humse jyda kama rhe hai
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@khurpenchh Bureaucracy ❌ Avengers ✅
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"Aapka UPSC to yun nikal jayega"
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@TheEqualityLab 12-15 लाख की गाड़ी में असमानता के खिलाफ आवाज उठाने जाता एक शोषित वंचित समाज से आया हुआ हमारा भाई। जय भीम
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Cut-off se 1 number jyada: "bahut mehnati baccha hai, hume humesha se pata tha ye kuch bada karega" Cut-off se 1 number kam: "aawaragardi, lafangai, ghoomne-firne se fursat mile tab na nalayak ko" And that's UPSC in a nutshell
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Had there been no cameras bro would have recreated this
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@khurpenchh खुरपेंच भाई की दृष्टि से कोई आईएएस की कोचिंग नहीं बच सकती
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POV: You went out without a pollution mask in Delhi
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@RVCJ_FB After this unfortunate incident 1. Parents got to know anyway 2. Lost his life 3. Parents lost their kid
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RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM
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खूब जमेगा रंग जब मिल बैठेंगे दो यार
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There is Daal-Baati Churma and then there are other dishes
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राजा जगह के नाम से नहीं, जगह राजा के नाम से जानी जाती है
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Let's confuse Non-Kota kids
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𝑩𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑵𝑬𝑾𝑺: India slips to 111th position on 𝗚𝗟𝗢𝗕𝗔𝗟 𝗛𝗨𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥 𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗫. 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑶𝑵: Youth today are busy consuming 𝐢𝐏𝐢𝐥𝐥 and 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 for breakfast.
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Bas absorb kiye ja rha hu
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One caste? Ok. How will you obtain your reservation certificate then?
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Upper Caste Hindus
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@RVCJ_FB I can't give you a caption but the full video. He did take a sip. Tho, fact-check required.
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There's a reason why Brahmins never shared meals with others as you can never be sure of the ingredients or the hygiene practices they followed, but it was labeled as untouchability.
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@Indian_Analyzer World vs India
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@chakravartiin Just because your ancestors did it, it doesn't become right. जो धर्म दया और करुणा नहीं सीखा सकता उसका पतन निश्चित है। These are the same folks who abuse Ms on Bakrid while having mutton as prashad on their festivals. Traditions should evolve. Times change & so should traditions.
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India is the de jure & Kohli is the de facto Father of Pakistan
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Everyone is saying "Her life, her choice", "one has the right to explore till they find the best" and all sorts of other positive things for what Deepika did but when I did the same everyone called me:
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Har hafte ek naya
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@mudit_gupta25 देखिए, मिश्रा शब्द बना है मिश्री है और मिश्री का तो स्वभाव ही होगा है सभी में घुल के मिठास ला देना। तो वो युवती समाज के हर वर्ग में मिठास की तरह घुल गई है और खुद को SC वर्ग के साथ empathize करवाने के लिए SC वर्ग चुना है ताकि उनका दर्द दूर करके उनके जीवन में मिठास घोल सके।
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Uski beti ka yahan number aa gaya
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Never let them know your Plan B
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Imagine successfully steering the national economy amidst a once-in-a-lifetime global pandemic, the Rus-Ukr war, the Israel-Palestine conflict, tightening Fed rates, rising global oil prices, and many more such challenges, only to be called the worst FM by some random YT teacher.
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The minister I don't want to be repeated in Modi 3.0 Worst Finance Minister ever😫
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Clearing at least the UPSC Prelims should be the basic criterion to become an MP. Enough said. अनपढ़-गवारों की फौज बैठा दी है। ना भूगोल पता, ना इतिहास पता, ना संविधान पता, ना अर्थशास्त्र पता, ना विज्ञान पता, ना नैतिक मूल्य पता, ना समाज शास्त्र पता और ना ही पता पर्यावण के बारे में
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Bible for Govt job aspirants
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@atheist_don98 I'm sure you would know
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Me after cheating on all my 9 girlfriends at the same time
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He didn't clear it for Shraddha, He didn't clear it because of Shraddha, He cleared it because he worked hard, toiled like anything and got his strategy and mindset right.
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Ladke tab tak bartan nahi dhote jab tak cooker mein chai na banani pad jaye
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@josephhoezay Experience is always welcomed
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Do kids still keep them in notebooks?
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"धांधलीबाज जो ढूंढन मैं चला धांधलीबाज ना मिलाया कोय जो मैंने देखा सरकारी तंत्र उससा धांधलीबाज ना कोय" ~ कबीर दास
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So i was travelling in the metro & this girl was sitting next to me watching GoT on her iphone, she saw me trying to peek in so she smiled & removed an earphone & pulled out her ipad so that we both could watch & very cutely wrote "apna kaam kar l*wde" & i think it was beautiful.
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What i mean when i say i want to Hangout
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1-2kilo delulu hi khareed lu
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Journey of college kids these days Ist year: Study II year: Stud III year: Std
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@khurpenchh काफी इनसाइट प्राप्त हुई इसको पढ़ के वरना ट्विटर पे तो हर कोई आईएएस बाबा बना बैठा है और आपको नेक्स्ट आईएएस बनाने का ख्वाब दिखाता है। अब से मेरा भी यही संकल्प है की अपने लक्ष्य पे योजना बना के फोकस करूंगा और स्टडी करके अपना आइक्यू बढ़ाऊंगा ताकि एक एलिट आईएएस बन सकूं। जय श्रीराम।
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Give me one reason why President's rule should not be imposed in Bengal and i will give you 10 why it should
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@mudit_gupta25 So suppose if a class II or class III officer pees in there, will it bounce back after hitting the pot? No, What will happen? I seriously want to know? The pot, certainly, wouldn't know or wouldn't mind being peed on by some class II officer, or others, as well. Isn't it a
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God forbid but if someday any such mishap happens to you or your sister then the same Social Media friends of yours won't hesitate for a second before sharing the videos or asking for links in the comments. Human values ?? Leave the couple alone.
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"Ups and Downs ka khel to chalega, Low phases aayege, jayege, Plans banege, bigdege, Magar aapki willpower majboot rehni chahiye, Iss mann mein "Fuck it, i can do it" wali feeling amar rehni chahiye."
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Insta Stories: "Bring back the old school love era" Insta DM: "My body count is 9, would you want to be my double digit?"
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Kya matlab Delulu is not the solulu?
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