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@Aaryouz
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Trent Alexander Arnold when the British army come knocking
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Unpopular opinion: Wales’ Euro semi final run was miles better than England’s semi final run
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What. A. Summer. When football very, very nearly came home. 😓🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Elmohamady after nutmegging his son in a backyard match
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2021 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Mo Salah overtakes Didier Drogba to become the highest scoring African player in the Premier League 👑
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Bagged at 7.5M. Likes and RTs appreciated
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Just had this for showing @alanshearer celebrating. I mean really? Copyright? How absurd.
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Rhian Brewster and Alberto Moreno have more Champions League medals than your club See I can make weird shit up too
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We’re sorry that your ice cold killer is still level with Trent Alexander-Arnold in goal contributions. A 21 y/o right back
Your apology needs to be as loud as the disrespect was
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Haaland has scored more goals this season than Martial has in 3 years btw
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My guy tagged FA cup’s Instagram while watching an illegal stream. Adrian San Miguel my hero my mate 😭
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Fabinho is going to eat this man alive
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Going back to PepTeta chess games after watching the Euros
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@Aaryouz
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Raheem Sterling with no goal contribution since December 27th. 6 in league and Champions League games since 22nd October 2019. No ounce of criticism from the English pundits, not even a single article from the media. I don’t wanna see him compared to Salah or Mane ever again.
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@Aaryouz
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Yohan Blake
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@Ic3Evaa
2 Cold Scorpio
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Yohan Blake ran a 9.75 and didn't win 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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If only you knew how good life was
@PSG_English
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90+2' Firmino scores for Liverpool. #LFCPSG 3-2
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@_nosetalgia_ Funniest thing is sky sports making it big. Wasn’t even an FT don that came up with it 😂😂
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@Aaryouz
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Mane in 18/19 deadass had 5 league goals by January while Salah put the team on his back….this is lazy podcasty discourse
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obviously not loool he was the guy that we could fully rely on in the run in
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Salah & Mane looking at each other in the Euro 2020 Final
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Phase 5 Teta getting dominated by Slot’s B team
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Look at De Gea’s positioning. And then you wonder why he makes so many camera saves. Alisson would never
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Sterling blanks for months Media silent Hazard blanks for an year Media silent Salah blanks for two games and watch pundits talk about Mane being levels above Salah. And talks that Werner should replace him
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4 more assists and Trent beats Paul Pogba's Premier League career assist tally btw
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United fans wanking over Van Dijk slipping when Maguire's failure to mark Lallana literally led to the goal. But no one's talking about it. Says a lot tbh
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VVD conceded 41 goals in a Southampton defense consisting of Jose Fonte and Ryan Bertrand (2015/16). While Ramos conceded 41 goals with prime Varane, Prime Marcelo and Prime Carvajal (2016/17) Shut up man
@ZidanesBaldhead
Abrar🌺 || Wake up extra early to hate
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I'd like to see VVD play with nacho and unfit marcelo
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This>>>>Any iconic Hazard performance against Liverpool
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Easily the greatest ever football game in history
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Imagine doing this on your debut lmao
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And #GuessWho did it all by himself
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5 months
In hindsight, the Napoli game was probably the most pivotal game of the Klopp era.
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My man really said we can't spend £200m like Liverpool with a straight face 😭
@LivEchoLFC
Liverpool FC News
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He does like talking about the Reds.
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Ryan now has the same amount of tweets about Liverpool tonight (18) as he has years without having sex He’s 18
@bernardooooV3
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Liverpool now have the same amount of domestic losses (3) in one season as the Centurions. It’s March.
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Mo Salah has more goals than both of them combined this season
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CR & Messi washed its time to rise up
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I’m going to start a dialogue
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Ederson: I want to play for my country Alisson:
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Vvd last season was hilarious. Guy tried hard one game all season and locked up Haaland who had dropped 16 in his last 10
@ArsenalAnoop
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@lfcJ7_ This one’s there though
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This man got scared of a bottle in a bullet proof bus btw
@WeAreMCFC
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Best moment of 2019: Vincent Kompany calling Mo Salah a “pussy”😂
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If this was VVD we’d never hear the end of it
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I despise him with a passion. Such a victim mentality ffs
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And another one
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"Why is Ox not starting?" *Henderson's cross for Mane and it's 3-0 Liverpool*
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Bomboclaat
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Bro I can’t be the only one who misheard this 😭
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If you're a Liverpool fan and criticising Salah's performance, you don't know ball. He was exceptional imo
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“In(jury) problems”
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🗣️Thomas Partey on his injury problems “It’s life. Things happen and sometimes they are things you cannot control. But I have to keep going and keep fighting.” “Every time I fall, I have to get up and fight back. That’s the mentality I have. I also think that any time I can
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Havertz + Felix combined G+As = 9 Trent G+As = 10
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📸 How many future Ballon d’Ors 🏆 in one picture❓👀
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Weren't you crying when Van Dijk and Fabinho bodied your players lmao
@MufcWonItAll2
Paul Manc Bald and Bred
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Brandon Williams not messing about 💪
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AFCON ruined a beautiful campaign
@xGPhilosophy
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Liverpool (7.53) 4-2 (0.70) Newcastle
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This dude is single handedly carrying Stevie G PR on here ffssssss
@EfranAlexander
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Listen to this commentary about Gerrard at the end. After another waste of his pass by his teammate: “Liverpool can’t have Steven Gerrard in every position on the field”
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Easily the best Advert ever created
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VVD at southampton at 25: “Bum ass dude u need longevity” Dani Alves at Sevilla at 25: “Can you guys even pretend to know football”
@Bd_irB_ll
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Dani Alves was at Sevilla from 19 to 25 then made his Barca move, can you guys even pretend to know football
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Top reds really got this guy bagged. Unreal work rate ffs
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Rizzy this, UtdEllis that. This guy’s the worst account on this app
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This man schooled Man City’s midfield numerous times, bossed Barcelona at Anfield, turns up in big games every single time. Played the most premier league games this decade while being a key part in 3 Liverpool title challenging sides. Jordan Brian Henderson, respect man respect
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Liverpool are miles bigger than Man United but people aren't ready for that conversation. Imagine calling yourself the biggest club in England and your season highlight being that your biggest rivals didn't win 100% of their games? Liverpool would never
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I wish this man nothing but luck. One of the reasons I fell in love with football 🙌🏽
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Naby Keita has more G+As in his last 3 games then Jorginho has in his Chelsea career
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Kevin De Bruyne asking Mo Salah to get him a transfer to Liverpool
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04/05 Chelsea were beaten by a Liverpool team consisting of Milan Barros and Djimi Traore across two legs. The invincibles drew as much as Brighton do every season. And the Treble winners would finish 4th in today's league, won the FA Cup because of a missed Bergkamp penalty and
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Conquered what?
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So did Mane? Didn't see this energy for him??
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Might just be the biggest dub in the history of dubs
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Gabriel: "Get that Wilo!" Saliba:
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“Saliba should start over Upamecano in the NT”
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Blessing the tl
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#8 is only for the best
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The state of this
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“Our fullbacks do that 10 times a game and they actually lead to goals.” Explains why all four of your fullbacks have a combined 3 assists while Trent alone has 6
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One’s having a bad season while the other is in the form of his life
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It's always Mo Salah. Every single time
@premierleague
Premier League
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Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang has scored 47 goals in the #PL Since his debut in the competition, only Mohamed Salah (49) has netted more
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@wholelottadej They bang on about longevity but I can’t even imagine Virgil going out like this 😭😭😭😭
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Neymar NEEDS an oldhead arc. Lotta youngins on this app haven’t seen PRIME Ney and it’s sad to see the takes flying around about him
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Mo Salah iconic moments in a Liverpool shirt (A VERY long thread)
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Premier League teams ranked based on how much they entertain
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All Liverpool fans turn into prime Shakespeare while describing this comeback
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I am going to start a dialogue
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How many premier league goals is Mason Greenwood scoring this season
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Dear @LFC admin, If we do beat United at OT, please don't put any "at the wheel" post. I beg Yours sincerely, Every Liverpool fan
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You all ain’t ready for this dialogue I’m about to start
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LFMAOOD YALL STILL USING TWITTER FOR IPHONE/ANDROID????
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Premier League youngsters ranked
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Richard Hughes “negotiating” for 15 days only to pay the price Valencia were originally asking
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Mane was an 11 goal a season player before Salah came in and fed him chances on a plate 😂
@supermanelfc
supermane10
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In 2019, @carra23 explained why he would choose to keep Sadio Mane over Mo Salah at Liverpool Maybe he was right after all 👊🤔
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Snuck in Dan James like we won't notice
@goal
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Time for a new generation of Champions League stars? 🤩
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It's time we start this dialogue
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Premier legue teams against us vs. premier league teams against Man City
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I know it's a stupid thing to do but I'm dark-skinned (not black) and my friends do this to me all the time, even act as if I'm not there when it's dark and my reaction is the same as Mendy. This has gone way too far
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Pep Guardiola says he is unaware of an Instagram story posted by Bernardo Silva in which the Manchester City midfielder says Benjamin Mendy is "completely naked" - despite being fully dressed in black:
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Premier League forwards ranked
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Every Real Madrid season
@idoxvi
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Not sure if it’s possible for us to top this season tbh
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@utdcarlos Only gets rated because he's English*
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If City 17/18, 18/19 and Liverpool 18/19 are not in your all-time top 5 premier league teams, you're blinded by nostalgia
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What side of twitter is this man?
@yakobper90
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ARNE SLOT'S MEN.
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John Stones has as much talent as Virigl Van Dijk 🤦‍♂️
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0 cleansheets in 2020. Thanks for the memories but it’s time to go #Fraud
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We're sorry. We're sorry that your ice cold killer has the same amount of goal contributions as Trent Alexander Arnold, a right back
@lLAIXMORIBA
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Martial stinker? Martial is shit, Martial sucks Apologize now fu*kers
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@WockportWOAT You proved absolutely nothing btw
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Liverpool buttons: 🟡 Hendo doesn't get sent off vs Man City in 2014 🔵Salah doesn't get injured 🔴Coutinho doesn't leave but VVD and Alisson still sign 🟢 John Stones never clears that ball off the line what button you pressing?
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@ReissSZN20 Hasn’t been the same since CR7 left
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But DrippyMartial and McSaucinay will tell you he’s selfish because he didn’t pass once where he should have
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GOAL
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Arsene Wenger has compared Mohamed Salah to Lionel Messi 👀
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Mo Salah did almost the same, if not better in 2018. Why didn't he get the Ballon d'Or?
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Trent has pocketed numerous top top players including prime Sane and Cristiano Ronaldo to name a few. But I'm supposed to believe TheFergusonCode on twitter dot com that he can't defend because he doesn't slide into challenges like a certain United right back
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Imagine if Hazard pulls off 7 dribbles, 4 key passes, and 100+ touches against Simeone’s A+ bus. That performance would be on Pornhub. Why is the same energy not there for Salah?
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Mo Salah in the Premier League since 17/18 17/18 - 32g 11a in 36 games 18/19 - 22g 11a in 38 games 19/20 - 14g 6a in 22 games 96g/a in 96 games in the Premier League for Liverpool. Genuine 🐐 numbers
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