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Aaron M. Kinser

@AaronK_MN

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Attorney. Family man. Serial-Sneezer. I judge your choice of email provider. BYU Grad. UMN Law. 킨서아론.

Worthington, MN
Joined July 2011
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2 years
My kids and I love trying new @MountainDew flavors. For the month of November (Dew-vember) and into December, we are trying #ADewADay . One flavor, each day, with an average rating (by me, wife, and 5 kids) out of 10 of every flavor we can find.
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Great game ISU. Thanks for being great hosts! As my 11yr old daughter said, “I understand home court advantage now.” Thanks to @kenw_ia , @GrantKessler8 and all the ISU fans who hooked us up with Clone Cones. #Respect 🫡 As always, #GoCougs !
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Kansas-bound! #GoCougs #BYU
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3 years
@jbouie Wait?! When did I get the chance to vote for the director of the CDC? I missed that on my ballot!
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My boys dressing up last night for our branch Halloween Party. My oldest (right) is @jaromjordan (hair was better from front). My second (left) is @Spencer_Linton . My youngest son was a BYU football player. #GoCougs
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@midwestern_ope Sheldon, IA agrees.
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@Canadianmouse2 @BadLegalTakes Once again, the best @badlegaltakes are always in the replies. 😂
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@alexnazaryan @kerpen Isn't this completely backwards? If they have the same "all cause excess mortality" rate during a time period, but Florida has a higher COVID mortality rate, then either CA is likely likely underreporting, FL is overreporting, or something else is killing Californians. Right?
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Trying our luck for the #BYU50 . Hopefully my entry was accepted. I haven’t gotten the email. My wife did, at least.
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@420AttyChicago It was Oct. 2020 (Covid). My client was late, so I messaged her to remind her. She responded, “Is it okay if I’m wearing a mask?” I answered, “of course, that is fine.” She jumps on with a full green facial mask with only her eyes clear. Prosecutor and I both stifled laughs.🤭
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@BecketAdams 👆This. If they owned it from the beginning, like with the Handsmaid outfits, it would be a lame stunt. The outrage and “disqualifying” statements are what make this bad.
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@UteFanIvan Oh my *Hall they beat Kansas Fixed it for you! 😉
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3 years
@LaurenFMcClain No. It's Iowa...State (and others).
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8 years
. @smod2016 is one vote closer to winning the state of Minnesota!
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1 year
@BYUMOA Whoever runs the MOA Twitter account deserves a raise. 💰 😂
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1 year
Ready for some Jaren Hall action. #SKOL - #GoCougs
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@BadLegalTakes I love that her fake exception magically transformed into a legal obligation.
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Greetings, Kansas City! #GoCougs
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@CriddleBenjamin Just glad that BYU media will not have to cover this “crisis” ad nauseam anymore. 😌
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@RedditCFB This slate of games needs a name. Rivalry Week is after Thanksgiving. This should Realignment Week!
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2 years
@MrMatthewCFB @boneyfuller Makes sense. 🤷‍♂️
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@kenw_ia @GrantKessler8 Absolutely. I wanted a good game. I got one, despite the loss. We all had fun. We will be back in 2025 for football. Can’t wait to check out the tailgate scene.
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@wilnerhotline Washington: Wanna play us BYU? BYU: Can you guarantee the game? W: No. B: Can we do a contract so that the financial risk is shared? W: No B: No thanks. W: BYU IS SCARED TO PLAY US!!!
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@jaromjordan "Coastal Carolina redshirt junior had six tackles and forced a fumble last week"...and an assault against the Quarterback that should have caused his ejection from the game.
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@GinaForAustin @jhaubein @DeAngelisCorey @TexasHDC So, you believe he moved in ‘22, but was lying about attending school in TX 3-4 years before that? In law, we say, “if the facts are on your side, pound the facts. If the law is on your side, pound the law. If neither is on your side, pound the table.” Keep pounding that table!
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@ByuSome The only problem I've had is the desire to throw my TV through a wall after the ESPN+ commercial has repeated for the 95th time during a timeout.
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@LTechspecs @boneyfuller Nice. LA-Tech is a playoff contender for “best response to @boneyfuller tweets.”
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@iowahawkblog The number of people missing the joke in the replies…
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@Ponderosa1415 @Canadianmouse2 @BadLegalTakes I'm at a loss. What should I believe? or the actual rules that govern my profession ()? This rule talks about a "lawyer" and her duties in representation with her clients? But that random site says lawyers don't have clients. 🙄
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@BearcatMta Utah too high. 😂
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@5lbtrout Being self-employed, I usually just watch at work as much as possible. Being self-employed and living less than 3 hours from Omaha, I head to the game in person! 😎
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@WCCsports @GloNevarez Love the statement and love the #WCC ! Thanks for everything the conference did to help BYU sustain independence!
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@tedfrank @matt_levine When I first heard of Moviepass, my mind could not comprehend how the idea was supposed to be profitable. Good for consumers, sure, but as a business model? Nope.
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@SethAMandel Great. Now the next article will be “Republicans Pounce on Article Detailing how Republicans Pounce on ‘Republicans Pounce’ Headlines”. Pounception!
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@wil_da_beast630 Call me a defense attorney (I am, so it fits), but you should never “hit someone back.” You should defend yourself to stop an ongoing assault or prevent an imminent assault, but retaliation is not self-defense. 🤷‍♂️
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@UofUMansir To Utah Fans: You are now anxious to join a conference which will involve October/November trips to Minnesota, Iowa, Wisconsin, Indiana, Illinois, and Michigan….so yeah, you’re inconsistent.
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@AlwaysIrishINC @RedditCFB This is exactly what it is. BYU fans are some of the most miserable 4-1 fans in the country.
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@CougarStats Yep. I have no problem rooting for Gonzaga for their other games and have nothing but respect for Mark Few.
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@ToddNoall You want to make fun of Max Hall's "I hate Utah" statements? Fair game. Go for it. Making fun of addiction? Just no.
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@EvanMiya @CougarStats Tuesday: ISU plays at BYU for Weak Sauce Champion!
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@DaleMurphy3 @Braves Our family just did a similar thing at our family reunion!
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@JonSwiftUCF @RedditCFB @MDKnight2016 BYU UCF 🤝 Joining B12 and mocking P12.
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@midwestern_ope As a native Californian who has been a midwesterner for almost 20 years (and raising 5 midwesterner children), I will die on the “soda” hill. Sorry.
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@PaulGof2814 @AsheSchow Lack of due process and, specifically, the belief that an alleged sexual assault victim should not have to testify or be allowed to be questioned due to the trauma such an inquiry would cause. Empathy for victims is important, but being allowed to face one's accuser is too.
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@jeremiah__hale @BYUMBB @DuqMBB From the same city, even. That is awesome!
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@SickosCBB Just as my fail bracket predicted.
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@baseballcrank This is one of the most obtuse comments that gets repeated: “The Senate is not majoritarian! It is anti democratic!” Yeah... That was its point. We have two houses of Congress; one is based on population; the other on equal representation for sovereign states. It was designed so.
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@Scotty_T_21 @UteBeliever And had literally just used one, making it so that BYU couldn’t kneel it out. What else was BYU supposed to do?
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@lawlibertarian @JCSchwartzProf “Accidentally bump his or her shoulder into the vehicle” Or Shooting wrong bicyclist 17x; causing brain damage by throwing driver to ground; shooting someone who is suicidal. One of those exists in your mind; the other examples exist in real life. Good grief! 🤦🏼‍♂️
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@BYUSportsNation A better conference performance than this drawing suggests, but otherwise, this is pretty accurate.😂😭
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@BearcatMta I don’t think the post was really making fun of it, but pointing out that it is a very-BYU thing. Half of our undergrads graduate married and many have children already. That is not exactly normal across the country. I agree it is not bad; it is however, peak BYU. 🤙
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@JoshMBlackman @NoLongerBennett Now, as a public defender (and also private attorney), I think about that a lot when choosing a jury. I was very impressed with the other jurors and the thoughtful way they did their job. Also, we acquitted, so I think about how we were persuaded.
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@boneyfuller Not sure we’re the school to make Rogaine jokes... #OldPlayers
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4 years
@gabrielmalor "Only guilty people plead the 5th!"
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2 years
@CaneFan86 @AriCohn Read the whole document and trust me when I say that they are not mere allegations. Respondent, your beloved Mr. Ruiz, admitted to the allegations. They are Findings of Fact by a court.
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Podcast name confirmed. @thebyuhypetrain #choochoo
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@PrestonDarger @BYUMBB We FAR outnumber UCF fans. By a lot.
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@baseballcrank It is so weird that the modern take is that counting them as full citizens (thus giving the slaves states more power in Congress) is preferable to not counting them at all (which is what the non-slave-states wanted). Understandable, but irrational.
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@volcoug Stewart Falls up Provo Canyon is pretty and easy. My 5 kids all hiked it without too much difficulty. Hiking the Y is short, but steep. You get a great view of the valley from up there.
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@joewheat27 @UCFKnightsNatn Not to mention, their challenge was BYU's defense stopping their high scoring offense; not sure how missing defense players caused that.
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@joewheat27 @RedditCFB That is what I noted yesterday. It is funny.
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@ESPN_BillC @CougarStats Compare Cindy’s SOS and BYU and look at what they each have do me with it. No justification for putting BYU so low.
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@CaseyMattox_ Tell me you are a Virginia fan without telling me you are a Virginia fan…
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@SirajAHashmi “You fought in the Meme Wars?”
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@ASFleischman I always laugh when my clients charged with Driving After Cancellation - Inimical to Public Safety here in MN (driving after losing license for multiple DUIs) drive to their court hearings. Courthouse and police station in the same building. 🤷‍♂️
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@JulieBorowski Part of it is surely that the rates are so low. For example, if 1/1000 were to die, a rise to 2/1000 would be a doubling (a 100% increase). If the number were 100/1000, an increase of 1 person would not be a doubling (a 1% increase). Lower numbers are more volatile.
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2 years
@AP4Liberty Parking in my own lawn and other property use city code violations.
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@smod2016 Rocky Road to Destruction #SmodIceCreamFlavors
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@Heminator If shooter's right-wing, it's the right's fault. If shooter's not, it's the fault of all of us collectively (but mostly on right)
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Not a bad view! #GoCougs
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@mgorinev @meckdevil @mmasnick @jeffjarvis On the other hand, every time he responds, I get a good laugh. So, there’s that.
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@cougsoncougs Mika's 2-handed block late in the game! #byuhoops
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@BecketAdams But at least they had Obi-Wan refer to Darth Vader as just "Darth," which makes it less weird when he does it in New Hope. Makes no sense canonically, but at least there is now "precedent."
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@other26hoops 14 FTs and 3 3pts. 😮
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@spudlig3 @drewjay True. All teams worry about COVID cancellations, but only BYU would have had to worry about being replaced by another program at the last minute. UW would have still played; just not with BYU.
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@mxrd15 @drew_cowart @Utah_Football Not gonna lie: you should get this one if you do. 😂
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@BYUpros I hope BYU states that they are willing to release all video/audio, and any other information to any other party who wishes to examine it. If nobody is willing to fight FOR the claims, then that settles it. If someone does and finds evidence, so be it.
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@CriddleBenjamin 1. Kalani is a BYU guy. 2. Despite Twitter consensus, Holmoe knows what he is doing. 3. While I think he is a great coach, I don't know if he is the type of coach the blue bloods are looking for. 4. BYU is a good job for Kalani; no hot seat, rabid fan base, B12 coming.
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@LegalTakesplain @BadLegalTakes To go further, Miranda rights are not even required at all when you are arrested; only when subject to custodial interrogation.
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@tannermangum @mitchmathews10 That was pretty much the same angle by which I saw that play. Best in person game I've ever been to.
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Why am I staying awake until 1am (2am with DST) for this?!? #BYU
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@EverydayCyclone I was there in Wednesday. I didn’t complain then and haven’t complained since. I would have appreciated it , however, (for the sake of BYU) if it had been less loud. 😂
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@Conferenceof12 6. New or old. Old: BYU/Cincy/Baylor/Okla/TCU/Houston New: BYU/Cincy/Baylor/Arizona/TCU/Houston
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@Mormonger I have a joke about the Tower of Babel, but it’s hard to understand.
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@WestCoastCFB BYU fans: Glad to be in the Big12; can’t wait to get the better bowl games than we had in independence…
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@ToddHagopian The amount of people who have no problem with the government issuing bad loans to people who shouldn’t get them and then specifically exempting the from bankruptcy protection is absolutely astounding.
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@bluebloodsbias Ogden, UT is overrated, sorry. #IYKYK
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#RIPPJORourke I met P.J. O’Rourke in 2008 in law school, at a speech he came and gave. He signed my Parliament of Whores with my favorite thing he said at that time: “Letting lawyers wrote laws is like letting pharmaceutical companies invent diseases.”
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@osuzack It makes no sense. If the Big10 and SEC are so much better that they deserve half of the selections, then the standings will reflect that; if not, well…
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@IMAO_ Finding the lie is easy: it's the idea that American temporary shortage and Venezuelan chronic shortage are somehow similar. My store is out, but I will bet $100 that in about a week, they are fully stocked again. Short term adjustments in supply and demand are part of capitalism
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@jrossean With 2:30 left in the game, they had been called for 2 fouls in the half (one was dual tech). 1 actual foul. ONE! BYU had 8 at that time. To believe the refs cost you the game with that discrepancy would just be silly!
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