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Auburn Man | Boeing Whistleblower | Coors Banquet Connoisseur | Dead Enjoyer | Birmingham Hater | Freelance Burner |

Golden, CO
Joined January 2023
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Song of the day. Thanks.
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@AUtardead
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Still drunk. Don’t know where I am. It’s possible this girl maxed out my credit card.
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@gregariouswde How is he not dead 👍
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@AUtardead
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2 months
First day of class fit 🙈👍 Y’all better hope I don’t catch anyone in pledge attire today.
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Would, would, would, would, and wouldn’t.
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2 months
Good Afternoon BV. I am above all of you currently 👍
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@codykirk22 Environmental terrorism versus an old guy retiring
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@munchmaster0 Devin, thanks. First moral victory of the weekend 👍
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@elusivecurrent Wharton and Penn Law. Didn’t know he was like that
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What the fuck skybar? What happened to my snow globe town?
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21 days
Im sure if Peter Millar made an umbrella y’all would all be walking around with one. 👍
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@AUtardead
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9 months
@CFB_Memezone That’s a military aircraft.
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Yes that’s what good foam head looks like. Also yes that’s a Rolex 👍
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Smoking a cig filter first type of night 👍
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3 months
Living rooms all set up 👍
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@AUtardead
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That’ll do thanks 👍
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@AUtardead
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Get out of my house
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@AUtardead
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@fhsperryt1 Ryan Williams you are an Auburn Tiger
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@JackMacCFB Ah yes, nothing says “helping people that look like you” like Boulder, Colorado.
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Cheers. 👍
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Section 19 row 56 seat 113 you better not be sitting down in block seating rn.
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Dear Beer, Thank you 👍
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Been searching far and wide for this bottle of gin. Thank you GA.
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3 months
Is it socially acceptable to dabble in minecraft still?
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@AUtardead
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10 months
@BowdiBow @BigGameBoomer It’s COLLEGE football. The football teams represent their school. The bands represent their school. Let the kids perform.
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@NCAAPortal That’s a military aircraft
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@AUtardead
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2 months
I don’t think there’s anything on earth I dislike more than house music. That’s a sick beat bro I’d love to listen to it 800 more times in a row
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Colorado’s finest 👍 Hope y’all have a night
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@NotForRent2Govt @CFB_Memezone It literally says NATO32 and the plane is a Boeing E-3 sentry which is a military plane.
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The U.S. should invade, occupy, and annex Canada 👍
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I’m a fucking senior and I didn’t get a single guest pass for any of the football games. Called the commie fucks in the ticket office and they said there’s nothing they can do. This is Biden’s America. Make sure you vote in November 👍
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@AUtardead
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@KennyBania42 @codykirk22 Updyke is not someone that a fan base should be proud of.
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@NotJalenMilroe @howie_dewitt__ @gAUlf_WDE “Just hear to have fun” -future doctor
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Happy Friday. It’s never too late to have breakfast 👍
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In this family we do yard work on Sundays. Thanks 👍
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Athens I am inside you
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2 months
Went to my singular class today. Gonna sit out here and drink the rest of the afternoon thanks. 👍
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👍
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@gregariouswde Greg, I’m hoping you get laid. Ladies dig organization…
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@MyTakes101 You’re next pal
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Acquired. (Feat. Conecuh dog)
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Don’t forget to leave out milk and cookies for George Bush tonight 👍
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Are you kidding me? Communist Disney and Bob (Stalin) Iger have gone too far.
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Cheers
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Holy shit does every woman here drive with their face buried in their phone? Almost got nuked crossing Glenn again.
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Don’t mind if I do
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@BabysitterBari God loves them too
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@MikeLob80085 Mr. Lob, It’s a feeling unlike anything else. Ronnie would be proud. Tailwinds, ART
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How could the pledges let this happen.
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@BarstoolU @FireballWhisky Horrific take. Classic barstool
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At the point in my life where I think it might be time to pull a Syd Barrett and do a shit ton of acid, dissociate from reality, and become a hermit.
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@AUtardead
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@TimDoyle64 @RedditCFB Then, what the hell is an Air Force?!
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I’m afraid it doesn’t get any better than this 👍 Gin and Tonic ✅ Sopranos Season 6 ✅
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Swear these freshmen get younger and younger every year.
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Fuck Sea World. Let the Orcas go home 👍
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@AUtardead
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My hurricane activity 👍 Reviews coming soon.
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@mordecai_AU Don’t mix psychaedlics with negative thoughts 👍
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@waistbandit69 This is the only flag that should ever be flown in this country 👍
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1738 Aye
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Shreemp tonight 👍
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How could the pledges let this happen (again).
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I prefer my tikis torched thanks. 👍
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@gregariouswde Greg, make sure to take off the catalytic converter so you can try and recoup your losses.
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Hope everyone had a Monday like me 👍
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If you’re from Texas and you have 🇨🇱 in your Instagram bio, that’s the flag of Chile you fucking retard.
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@BamaSportsball @AllAubarn Alabama is literally the definition of a fall back school.
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I can’t wait to purchase beer in Jordan Hare today 👍
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@SSN_Auburn They’re so arrogant lmao.
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Salmon 👍
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Oh yeah I’m hitting a PR today. #shealiceonmychain
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Man what the hell are those
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Drinking alone and playing Minecraft this weekend. Thanks 👍
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Shed Reveal 👀 I have rediscovered a shining relic of a time forgotten (keg I bought to watch the 2024 masters)
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Preseason Scorigami 👍
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Got the W in front of #BroncosCountry ! 🏡
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Places I’ve been kicked out of: Jordan Hare Stadium (got in a fight and was arrested) That’s it. That’s the list.
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Foo Friday 👍
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@fhsperryt1 @GoatLatia Fuel the fire brother. War damn
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@barstoolUMD Literally Navy’s little brother
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@RoqueRecords69 Congrats on the sex Mr. Roque
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@RoqueRecords69 Gustavo, They have metal detectors at all the entrances. It’s truly a shame…
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@Mel_Grubbs This guys nickname is 100% “Thumb”
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@NathanKing247 He’s going to be a huge part of this offense next year hopefully
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@_JHokanson This is big
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@BoardGeniuses This is a troll. There are no 7 number flight numbers. Someone filed a fake flight plan.
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@AURowski Holden time
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Mountains are gray. 👎
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@ZtheBarner Dude is literally a sex offender
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