I wanted to impress Lord Rykard by defeating his father in combat, but I strained my back, and now I have the same posture as Rya. Court jesters make less of a fool of themselves than I. This is the worst day of my life.
🏺 To the people trying to rib on the Elden Ring RP community, there is a big difference between a Roleplay Account and a Parody Account.
Parody accounts are as if a character from a certain (ETC) has a social media.
Roleplay accounts are people trying to write a character.
🏺 Not defending anyone or taking any real sides to this. Just stating something obvious.
Threats are bad. Children having certain social media access is bad.
Everyone. Do better.
- Your local Lord of Blasphemy.
Slithering about.
He has left his Volcano to pursue power, whichever form it may come or however he comes across it.
He is ready.
To show the world
t r u e t e r r o r . . .
🏺 Okay fr why is Godfrey so cool and such a trash boss at the same time. His shockwaves make no sense, attacks going FORWARD hit backwards, he NEVER. STOPS. ATTACKING, and he always does that stupid dash spam whenever you try and heal.
The Elden Cucker.
@Lady_Tanith
" S t o p w i t h t h i s
n e g a t i v i t y , l o v e .
Y o u a r e m y w i f e . I a c c e p t y o u
r e g a r d l e s s o f
t h e s e ' r a t i n g s ' . "
Lord Rykard did not deactivate his lava pool before his slumber, and now I cannot sneak into his chamber to nestle against him. He hates me. I knew it.
(Due to seasonal depression, and ironically, a sad disinterest for Christmas. Don't wanna say I hate it, I just don't like it.🤷♂️
I'm probably gonna post on and off on random stuff. Liking/Retweeting, etc.
I apologize.🙏)
🏺 Why I love Rykard:
1. He took the blame for Godwyn's death leading to the war on Volcano Manor.
2. He made a potion to have those forget if him getting eaten would go wrong.
3. Actually has a loving relationship with his family.
4. Leads the only Covenant in the game.
He has awakened, something worrying in his mind. Something dire, dreadful...it could be the end of things he holds so, so dear.
He senses. . . RAGNAROK. .
( They also posted a photo of a premature bloody baby to continue to 'poke fun' at people, and not just @/xRoninofBeautyx either. It seems whoever doesn't give them attention invokes their unbridled 'wrath'. )
(We gotta help out Valkyren, this little shit steals not only their art but other's and makes them cringe versions of the original character.
What's the actual important thing though is this person is claiming their art for themselves and might be in denial about it.)
🏺 I...I don't know what to do with this character.
I wanted people to have their Fight roleplays in the colosseum like an event but I doubt that'll ever happen.
🏺 Hmm...instead of flipping and switching an account, would people like if I included my Tarnished here just in case my Rykard muse is low?
He's...interesting, to say the least xD.
" S t o p p u t t i n g o i l s
u p o n y o u r f r a m e s .
I t i s n o t e n t e r t a i n i n g i n
t h e s l i g h t e s t . . .
B l a s p h e m y h o w e v e r i s
s o m e t h i n g t h e
e n t i r e f a m i l y c a n e n j o y . "
🏺 Also if people liked my little solo I did, like it if you want. I just didn't want people commenting on it, or non mutuals retweeting it.
The attention I get is overwhelming. So much so I couldn't be in for a while xD
"<T H I S / ' W A F F L E / H O U S E '
/ H A S / A P P A R E N T L Y
/ F O U N D / I T S / N E W / H O S T.
...H A V E / I / S A I D / I T
/ C O R R E C T L Y?>"
" B e h o l d . . . M y N e w e s t
C h a m p i o n !
H e h h e h h e h . .
. . i n t r o d u c e y o u r s e l f . "
?: " . . . "
" G o o d e n o u g h . . . "