Just A 🥷🏾 from Gryffindor 🪄⚡️ @ASAPFunny Twitter profile

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Just A 🥷🏾 from Gryffindor 🪄⚡️

@ASAPFunny

2 months

I have a big issue with @StreamOnMax !! Do better!! #Comedy #Standup #Comic #fyp

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Just A 🥷🏾 from Gryffindor 🪄⚡️

@ASAPFunny

2 months

@OkSoMik If you gotta ask how old she is, she’s too fucking young for you!!

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Just A 🥷🏾 from Gryffindor 🪄⚡️

@ASAPFunny

5 years

Y’all ain’t NEVER finna disrespect Tahitian Treat...

CRAZYJUICEEE

@crazyjuice__

5 years

Black folks let's settle this which one is the best.?? 👀

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@OkSoMik We love a respectful dope fiend

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4 months

@UncleSlo @TheInfamousMarv PEEP!!

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@ASAPFunny

3 years

To the Chicago Mexicans.. BD’s are not GD. Vice Lords are not GD. Foes are not GD. Stones are not GD. All black people are not GD.

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@ASAPFunny

6 years

@Glamazontyomi Lack of aggression, I don’t wanna take the lead ALL the time. Come take this D

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@ASAPFunny

1 year

@OkSoMik More like HOW GOOD!!

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@ASAPFunny

10 months

Imagine rocking in the club to this shit, wearing business casual & sweating like a motherfucker!

Hip Hop 🎶💎

@DITRHipHop

10 months

Party Like A Rockstar Shop Boyz (2007)

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@lisabexperience

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5 years

@KeyKey_Shepard

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@ASAPFunny

5 months

@larryislegend Bro, the WNBA doesn’t realize the apparel power they have.. I’ve been saying it for 5+ years

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@ASAPFunny

4 years

@larryislegend This doesn’t surprise me because everything outside of cook county is very WHITE

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@ASAPFunny

4 years

Like @roywoodjr says...

Chamelio Salamander

@KKoreyP

4 years

Sometimes I think the cashiers try to set me up 🤔... I’ll buy a bottle of wine and they’ll ask if I need a bag... just so folks can think I’m stealing by just walking out with no bag... I think not 😐

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@ASAPFunny

7 years

@ggchanel I'm comfortable with homosexuality but I would've reacted the same way. Just because I accept doesn't mean I wanna see it.

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@ASAPFunny

5 years

@tyayzjah_ Yoooooooo!!

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@ASAPFunny

6 years

@JalynnJones0 And should’ve gotten an Emmy for playing Katherine Jackson the year before!! Polio limp and all!!

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@ASAPFunny

4 years

Time to break these out...

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@ASAPFunny

7 months

@brydellcocky Puberty hitting right before our very eyes

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@ASAPFunny

5 years

It’s really no comparison to the bond between ΚΚΨ & ΤΒΣ.. #MLITB

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@ASAPFunny

7 years

@JahnellAnya

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@ASAPFunny

6 years

@GuapGuera @Glamazontyomi

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@ASAPFunny

4 years

@bigboyteddyyy

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@ASAPFunny

5 years

Mannnnn.. ya boy is married now! #GettingCURRYedAway #BlackLove

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@ASAPFunny

5 years

@TheSavagePearl @KissABandit A lie.. bring me that gut ma

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@ASAPFunny

4 years

@adarvh Nah.. let em keep thinking that shit sweet. They’ll come to the land, tryna get clout for the TL & get they ass shot

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@ASAPFunny

4 years

@lonthecelebrity Not even pay.. just a pic & s/o on Instagram

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@ASAPFunny

1 year

MochaSkynnDee

@MochaSkynnDee

1 year

How you still have your “Joined 2009” accounts??????…..a study needs to be done because that doesn’t seem right!!

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@ASAPFunny

3 years

Bruh… @imanshumpert ain’t NEVER just put on for the city like this!!!

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@ASAPFunny

4 years

@OkSoMik He looks like a Ginuwine impersonator

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@ASAPFunny

4 years

#ITB ... y’all want this??

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@ASAPFunny

4 years

Jamie Foxx was telling the future!!!

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@ASAPFunny

5 years

Did marching band from ages 14-22.. my knees are SHOT

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@TheBrookeAsh

5 years

Do y’all really have bad knees?? Or are those just jokes?

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@ASAPFunny

4 years

@HotGirl_Sha @TheLaunchMag “MICHAEL?! MARLON?!... YOU GONNA GET IT!!!” He was overly pissed and looking for any reason to swing.. Katherine was sick of his shit!

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@ASAPFunny

4 years

The Sorors want sports bras??

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@ASAPFunny

5 years

🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾 #Honda20

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@ASAPFunny

1 year

She need a Statue outside Wells Fargo

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Just A 🥷🏾 from Gryffindor 🪄⚡️

@ASAPFunny

4 years

R.I.H. To one of the Good Rahs, one of my favorite rahs @GiverOf_NoDambs . You’ll definitely be missed.. #MLITB

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@ASAPFunny

1 year

@OkSoMik Should’ve went with this one

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@ASAPFunny

5 years

@9thWardNuawlins

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@ASAPFunny

3 years

I like how #ITB have DISTINCTIVE strolls & steps that are separate from anything that D9 orgs does yet they cap & say we’re tryna be like them but our bonds be stronger.. imma let y’all be tho...

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@ASAPFunny

4 years

*walks away whistling...*

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@ASAPFunny

4 years

What’s good #ITB

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@ASAPFunny

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@NoEmmeG He told yo ass to chill lol

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@ASAPFunny

4 months

@Omari_sez You must live on the north side or something cuz House Music is very alive in the city.

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@ASAPFunny

4 years

Y’all have fun in this good weather.. Rona gon show up like Meek Mill in “Dreams & Nightmares”... 🗣”HOLD UP, WAIT A MINUTE.. YALL THOUGHT I WAS FINISHED?!”

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@ASAPFunny

8 years

So this happened at Central State's Homecoming.. @HBCUBuzz @CentralState87

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@ASAPFunny

2 years

@writtenflair @Epithymia__ Yea that’s now.. they wasn’t carrying no show in ‘92. Hell, they didn’t carry the shows after Martin. My Wife & Kids spent a whole half a season without Tisha and you barely notice

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@ASAPFunny

3 months

@OkSoMik G! My whole family history is gone.

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@ASAPFunny

4 years

@GorillaMamaWho

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@ASAPFunny

5 months

@larryislegend I ain’t talking about women.. I’m talking bout US. Can you imagine if the WNBA dropped Mitchell & Ness throwbacks?? We’d be all over that shit

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@ASAPFunny

4 years

Is this my next move?? Hmmmmm

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@ASAPFunny

4 years

How it started.. How it’s going..

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Just A 🥷🏾 from Gryffindor 🪄⚡️

@ASAPFunny

3 years

Peter Gunz ain’t shit bruh!! I done ran across one of his Cheaters clip and the way this nigga explaining the infidelity, made buddy wanna fight him!!

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Just A 🥷🏾 from Gryffindor 🪄⚡️

@ASAPFunny

4 years

Thoughts??

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@ASAPFunny

10 months

@cincoj05 Nah bro YOU don’t know him for standup comedy.

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@ASAPFunny

3 years

@ASavageComeback Cuz don’t nobody hit it like you!! It’s your trademark, embrace it. I did a split at HC one year and I get asked if imma do it every year

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Just A 🥷🏾 from Gryffindor 🪄⚡️

@ASAPFunny

5 years

So.. 🗣 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

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@ASAPFunny

4 years

#Looseneckas Would like a word..

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@ASAPFunny

2 years

@jiggyjayy2 Wait, what??

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@ASAPFunny

5 years

@fluffmochaqueen

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@ASAPFunny

6 years

@YesMrHoward @DrunkenNo_Odle She probably was supposed to be in the video but NOT on the stage, but she’s MARY, so they let her cook

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@ASAPFunny

5 months

@OkSoMik Struggling to fucking breathe

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@ASAPFunny

3 years

Definitely having withdrawals…

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@ASAPFunny

4 years

My LB @BigHomeyofPSI is having a boy!! #BabyGovernor 🤟🏾🤟🏾

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@ASAPFunny

4 years

Coke in the 80’s used to make muhfuckas feel invincible!!

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@ASAPFunny

3 years

Find??

Gatekeeper Of Out West

@larryislegend

3 years

That tweet that said “I wish 30 and up people didn’t find Twitter” is so funny cuz we been here since been here.

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@ASAPFunny

6 years

#Chicago , help ya boy out!! RETWEET AND SEND SOME BUSINESS MY WAY!! Click the link for more:

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@ASAPFunny

2 years

ASAP’s Swimmers vs Rihanna’s Egg

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@ASAPFunny

4 years

Happy Founders’ Day to the bruhs! #AEA 🤟🏾

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@ASAPFunny

4 years

Where the #Roses ?!

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@ASAPFunny

5 years

This is the Gospel Version of “All About The Benjamin’s”

Tice.

@_TheComeUp3

5 years

Kirk Franklin changed the game when he dropped this. 🙏🏾🙏🏾💫💫

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@ASAPFunny

3 years

In a normal world.. today would kick off Honda week..

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@ASAPFunny

5 years

@fluffmochaqueen

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@ASAPFunny

4 years

Wife held me down today.. I married the right one.

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@ASAPFunny

5 years

NEW JOB!!

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@ASAPFunny

4 years

RT if you’ve never heard the real song Petey Pablo was rapping..

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@ASAPFunny

4 months

@larryislegend G, I used to go with my granny. We would hit the grocery store, target AND the meat market. I’d be a BEAST on instacart

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Just A 🥷🏾 from Gryffindor 🪄⚡️

@ASAPFunny

4 years

I think about the day I met... the perfect stranger. I think about us..

Russell Breastbrook

@Ryses_Pyses

4 years

Y’all are younger than 60 and listen to Kem??

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@ASAPFunny

3 years

Church’s Chicken got a BBL

Jay Eli ❣️

@Jay__Eli

3 years

Churches Chicken got her hair done?

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@ASAPFunny

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@MafiosoRo Whew… Ro ain’t never NOT been fine

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@ASAPFunny

3 years

@bigboyteddyyy ♊️, fat as hell, Chicago.🏙

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@ASAPFunny

4 years

@CEOHaize

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@ASAPFunny

5 years

@sophistikunt @jackowhite21 @ComplexSneakers They gon resale for $300🤦🏾‍♂️

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@ASAPFunny

5 years

This all y’all get..

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@ASAPFunny

5 years

@allsilverthings Nah.. bout 5 days by my count.

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@ASAPFunny

4 years

🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

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@ASAPFunny

5 years

I was folding clothes and stumbled upon one of my fiancé’s bonnets... I put this muhfucka on & been a bad bitch ever since.. I’m also high than a motherfucker

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@ASAPFunny

4 months

39… WHEW. Another year of learning & growing under my belt. I can’t lie, I’m excited to be getting older, wiser, better. But getting here was NOT a solo effort. I’m thankful for all the real ones I have around me, my village. I don’t get here without them. 🫶🏾🫶🏾

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@ASAPFunny

5 years

Been married 90 days.. she’s officially stuck with me now. No Refunds. No Returns. No Exchanges.

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@ASAPFunny

5 years

Y’all making these for ΚΚΨ & ΤΒΣ? Cuz if y’all don’t, I will. You have one week...

DVN

@dvnco

5 years

Hey Poodle frannssss! Wya wya? Y’all with us?? Gone and get this gold that’s gold and not orange.

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@ASAPFunny

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@OkSoMik Winslow kids should’ve been living in Evanston. They was soft as baby shit. Riding their dad’s cop coattails.

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@ASAPFunny

5 years

A Different Breed. #Governors 🤟🏾

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@ASAPFunny

5 years

So... I love my wife. I had a jacket for Honda in our amazon cart & I was gon cop it when I got paid, right? Tell me why I checked the app and that bitch gon be delivered tomorrow!!