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Clash Report

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US Marine Corps Sikorsky CH-53 Sea Stallion heavy transport helicopter made an emergency landing on a rice field in Japan.

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@muddaub OFFICER DOWN! Up, down, up, down-- oh he's just rolling over a billion times.

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@peachmilfshake "So actually you were just living out of your car? Oh, well that's not really being homeless though." Still remains one the funniest interactions I've ever had with a liberal. Like they seemed so *disappointed*!

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@UndeadWarden @fasc1nate I have a cold weather breed of dog, and because I was afraid he might get cold I built him and insulated and heated dog house. So even in like -25c it keeps at +10c in there. And this dude will sleep curled up on the roof of the dog house instead of in it.

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@AnAnimeGiraffe @AliceAvizandum "Why were you going nearly twice the posted limit?" "Well officer, you see I have ADHD and..."

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@SxarletRed Ngl, I unironically like the coconut tree line. It's her absolutely zooted delivery which makes it sound ridiculous.

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@NobleQAli Tries to placate them with "Israel is not bad" and saying he's just talking football, obviously trying to avoid the headache that little man is so eager to cause. But nah, those two turnips just keep digging. Until they're reduced to shouting "FAHK YUUH!" over and over.

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@UndeadWarden @fasc1nate me: poor baby it's going to be so cold tho here I'm going to build you a warm little hut my dumb dog: awww yesss finally arctic weather!

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@shockproofbeats @AyoCaesar Going back in time to show Jamiroquai videos of people using the Apple Vision Pro and watching him turn into the unabomber on the spot.

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@RespectableLaw I really want to get someone so absolutely fuming mad at me online that they start going, "Well fuck it, any moron can weld. I'll get welding certs right now!"

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@pbgomez_ Bacteria running away in terror off of a cut of chicken because they're about to get splashed with some cold water.

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@LockedStu @shaun_vids I can't imagine surviving some final destination shit and then doing this, and admitting to it, like at this point this is just daring fate to correct the timeline.

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@SAMOYEDCORE This dude coming into the replies with you and pivoting towards going "..M-Maybe we could be friends? I think ur pretty cool 👉👈" is very funny.

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@bornposting Idk how but it's like bad enough but the "Holy Wisdom Shit Balls" adds that extra zing at the end to make it a truly utterly awful tweet.

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@fishontherun2 God I laughed so hard at that though. The preview which hid the dog did him so many favours -- like there was a plausible case in his favour and then you got the full image and it's just BIG HAPPY LABRADOR on the bottle.

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@Chinchillazllla "That's not me!" My brother in Christ are you telling me that some random drag queen somewhere has the same exact set of teeth as you!?

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Vivian, Elon Musk's daughter, speaks on her father's lies (on Thrеаds).

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@NotoriousPBG @jesawyer The modern mind trying to cope with "I like the game but the game maker man might not like me!? WHAT DO"

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@andraydomise Solidarity as a transactional exchange is a fucked up and very western mindset to have imo. Like you've got some big ledger of solidarity in which you decide which peoples have or have not earned it based on X and Y.

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@Hbomberguy My spirit starting to leave my body as I bleed out and then I look down to see that instead of doing chest compressions some dude is furiously beating my meat.

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@bmitchem226 @Campster Bad news, guys. We've discovered there's a Senate Super-Parliamentarian who is the actual final boss blocking anything being done... so you just gotta hold out and remember to vote in 2024!

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@Very__Regular Seen several "leftist" brits go immediately cop-brained when it comes to this case. Ones who were (and probably still are) absolutely convinced the conclusion reached MUST be infallible, she did it! You just *don't* understand the UK legal system... etc etc.

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@pikecanth13 Yeah, seeing one in a place where it's not supposed to be really puts into perspective the whole, "It big" aspect.

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@posadist_trapgd A communist and two cops, okay, I'm with you so far. (I joooke. the socdem is sus no matter what tho).

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@AnimalsWorId @AliceAvizandum As a cat owner this sets off the, "What? Whaaat do you want? Fine, I'll come look at your already full bowls of food and water if it'll make you stop," response in my head.

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@kimpossiblefact @katystoll I usually wait until they're reaching for the big bag of Doritos at the grocery store and then pounce with this line. If they make eye contact with me I will unblinkingly stare at them.

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@vissersixxx Having a ton of abrasive material mixed in with lube so it can *really* be worked back and forth seems like an A+ idea.

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#BREAKING : Police are investigating an armed break-in in Bel-Air

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@hausofdecline Amazing work. Also not that you don't do thoughtful stuff, but I do love the idea that someone discovers you through this and the next thing they see is:

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@lib_crusher @jk_rowling

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@cooIboobs The dude running the social media at Dude Wipes HQ sweating profusely as his silly little bit of fun brand engagement has suddenly turned into a *predicament*.

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@cheer_wine @Emilio_BusChez He's probably too busy living his best life leading a metal cart through a dystopian future or some other unhinged activity on his stream.

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@shreyabasu003 Getting so deep into a depressive episode you start inventing a doomsday weapon.

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@NotoriousPBG That. Also I'm like 50/50 on energy drinks being our version of Radium Water. "You drank HOW much of that? Wow, grandpa ... no wonder you're like this."

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@PunishedFredda It's impossible for me to imagine for example the Bitter Springs Massacre having occurred in the universe of Fallout 4 aesthetics and storytelling.

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@Jontys_Corner Honestly somehow the Americans are far less weird about Dale imo. Like the difference in sentiment between the "Raise hell, praise Dale," vs this martyr like reverence for Senna is stark imo. We're one step away from some "Senna sacrificed himself for motorsport" stuff.

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@bethbourdon The word of the searches is so funny. She was really holding out hope that there would be a VERY SPECIFIC exemption in the law when it comes to killing people.

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@David_5mith @HecubianDevil Ngl, I love the mental image of Henry Cavill sitting in his little nerd room, probably surrounded by a mix of WH stuff and things he stole from the set of the Witcher, just hunched over in absolute concentration painting a mini. Brings me joy.

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@biboofficial @leslieleeiii This is me reading the bios of racing drivers, who definitely got their drives on talent alone and had nothing to do with the parents who own a small mom-and-pop petroleum refining company, etc.

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@meowmeowmia In middle-school I tried to smoke a cigarette once and I coughed and cried and pissed myself and all my friends laughed at me and they still won't stop calling me puff-puff-piss. Anyway so, under communism cigarettes will be ABOLISHED.

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ngl seeing Internet Historian fans getting all bothered and showing up in replies to argue about hbomberguy is funny. Like your guy wasn't even the main character, calm down.

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@herosnvrdie69 Why are all of these things like, "Lady I'm seeing does something cool and I'm a little shit who was raised to be a snitch," type of stuff every single time.

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@andraydomise I mean some of the skipped the "Blue Lives Matter!" step and went straight to, "You know I would vote for Biden/Hitler if that was the ticket."

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@UNSTABLEPOSTING Me a dozen tweets that day into being very mad online at the buttery-cat account: ...Actually I don't care that much.

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@RaceplayShawty Unrelated but this meme in particular impresses me because some dude managed to put all that together while cranking it so hard his chair was bouncing up and down.

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Also I love this addition. Poor dude has 99% chance of getting pasted by a sectoid, though.

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There's a spectrum of 'engineering fuck-ups' content on youtube. At one end you have USCSB videos (serious, good animations, very few pronoun checks) and at the other end you have @wtyppod (sexy, sound of a beer can opening in each episode, abundance of pronoun checks).

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@DaveOshry @jesawyer Personally I was really impressed when Josh Sawyer created the genre by screenwriting the Mad Max films.

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@PopulismUpdates Honestly the funniest move she could make short of joining the CATO Institute.

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Felt like I needed to put a little bit more effort in :D

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@InRangeTV Ah arfcom. A boomer sanctuary where you get to see the effects of leaded gasoline.

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@aarond @SassyG8tor Laying on the floor twitching for an hour or two after I said the words, "Tesla union". Thanks, Elon!

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@AyoCaesar Everyone being like, "Bees? NOPE!" Bees are chill really! And just generally lovely sweethearts. Also honey. It's wasps who are ornery bastards.

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@paultiseo @NotoriousPBG @jesawyer me listening to Miley Cyrus: "I bet she's actually a communist. Surely."

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@KelgoreTrout The guy working at the junkyard, factory, etc whom one of the main characters happens to know somehow and trusts. 100% just a device to move the plot forward smoothly or make a point. Slight possibility of getting shot by the villain as they look for the main characters.

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@ManyATrueNerd Genuinely feel bad for Arrowhead in this. Doing all that community building only for the publisher to come in like, "Oh yeah this thing which is obviously be incredibly unpopular? Time to do that and leave you to deal with the blowback! GG have fun!"

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@PunishedFredda Oh god TIK stands for "The Imperator Knight" of course it does. Of course it fucking does.

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@TheWapplehouse They would just leave two unoccupied towers standing for 20 yrs on some of the most valuable real-estate in the world!? Why are the cranes there! Have they been there for 20 yrs? This makes no sense!

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@airbagged It's incredible (and kinda sad) to see people who have just completely cooked their noodle by getting so deep into whatever culture war shit. like this could have once been a normal dude, probably was actually

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@BarbieAgitprop Scrolling the replies and QRTs just full of dudes proving that they just love hating women a lot more than they are interested in being together with one. "So you're saying women would like me if I wasn't raging misogynist? Nope, no way I'm doing that I respect myself too much!"

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@RespectableLaw "I've been called a big baby who gets upset and shits his pants every day. And that's very unfair because I only ever did that the two times you see."

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@DuchessCle @UndeadWarden @fasc1nate Yeah, my precious dude is *very* social. Loves being around our cats, and around people, but whenever he's inside you start to notice him over time really seeking out the coolest draftiest spots in the house -- going between them and hanging out.

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@brontbrontbront @Liv_Agar Also more fun because you could post your wordle score and a picture of JFK as a little joke for your friends.

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@WhoresofYore Oh christ almighty, it even has the little crank handle on the side there like an egg-beater. I can just imagine some swivel-eyed Victorian doctor, just up to his gills in cocaine, whipping this thing out and announcing it's time for the scraper while giving it a few cranks.

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@PunishedGenetic "Your death will be completely futile and meaningless. The battle, the planet, and the system you fought and died in along with millions of others are of such low priority they're footnotes to the actual footnotes." And only doing it 'cause you're afraid of the commissar.

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@roun_sa_ville God the amount of "BRIAN LAUNDRIES CHILLING DISTURBING ART..." analysis and pearl clutching articles and youtube videos though and then you see it and it's like Hotline Miami fan art and shit.

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@GwyndolinLove @roun_sa_ville Weird how all these Finnish soldiers who either were straight up in the Waffen-SS or hid caches of guns "just in case there's a communist revolution" fled the country from Valpo of the time and ended up in the US military. Weird!

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@briebriejoy ngl "Island of Misfit Black Girls" still to me is a primo of example of, "You were going for a burn but you just made them sound *way* cooler than before."

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@Mike_M_Klotz I feel like after a certain price point this text ought to change to, "Oof, sorry about that buddy. Hang in there."

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Estonia is made up of beet and onion slop eating Hungarians who polished the cocks of German horses for 1000 years before being elevated to sapience by the USSR.

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@ARF_Takes Käi perse, mongol.

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@bethbourdon Some dude airing out his finest pair of sweatpants in preparation for his day in court.

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@PopulismUpdates The obvious answer is Elsweyr. They're cats! You ever see a cat playing with a ball? Right. Even the All Nords from Skyrim are coming to the cup with a majority Khajiit team.

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@hecubian_devil When the polycule forms a band (good for them).

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@SaintMyra @CryingIntoAbyss Same situation for downhill skiing/snowboarding events in the winter olympics. Where-in women might actually be in the same bracket as men, but impossible to say because women's courses are shorter etc etc.

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@Chinchillazllla @HoneySeu I have so much in common with that pig.

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@DeMickyD Shh, you're gonna jinx it and we're gonna wake up with an update to Morrowind and suddenly Todd has snuck the Creation Club in there too. Pay BethBucks for this custom Sujamma brewing station!

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@Liv_Agar Just gonna dump Fallout: New Vegas lore as one run-on sentence until I pass out due to not taking a breath.

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@EngineMode11 At this point I'm half convinced that Ferrari exists solely as an elaborate ruse to bully Charles.

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@RacingKate @JynAndTheGinger The amount of push back fans of F1 have to the idea of having professional safety crews vs just unpaid volunteers being the first out there remains surprising. As though it's some local karting event being run on a shoestring budget and community goodwill.

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@MestizoLeftist It's dumb. It's excessive. Completely pointless. Probably completely useless! ...god I want one so so bad.

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