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6 years

This tweet is the greatest thing to come out of any football match ever. The shadow!! Liverpool 1 nil up in the silhouette cup.

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6 years

Look at the shadow of the ball #MCILIV

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Anthony Richardson

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4 years

Two tickets going spare for the Moderna v Pfizer Europa League group B clash. DM me if interested.

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Anthony Richardson

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8 years

Here's Bohemian Rhapsody, but with footballers

Bohemian Rhapsody With Footballers | Lars Bohinen Rhapsody

Performed by Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison of @exploding_HeadsVocals/Piano by @WithersMusicLyrics by Jamie Firth (@mrjfirth) Directed by Chris Vincze h...

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Anthony Richardson

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6 years

FIFA 94 called, it wants its cheat goal back

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Anthony Richardson

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8 years

The English commentators sneering at the tributes for Lukas Podolski were presumably fine with the 7 farewell games for Steven Gerrard.

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Anthony Richardson

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5 years

Bore da! So I'm learning Welsh. Bit rude not speaking one of the UK's official languages, so I'm giving it a go. Any Welsh speakers in London fancy giving conversation classes over a pint? I can offer french in return but other than that I have no useful skills. Diolch!

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

5 years

To get you in the mood for Liverpool v Barcelona, here's a documentary on the greatest football comeback in history, the final of The Jungle World Cup.

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6 years

Spare a thought for Ben Mendy, circling in a plane above the Etihad, shark shaped parachute on back, selfie stick in hand. 20 grand down the swanny.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

6 years

This world cup getting better and better: was just carried into a bath by 20 japanese fans and cleaned from head to toe. They didn't skimp on the products either. Imperial Leather on the face and body and a salon shampoo for the hair. Pure class 👏👏👏👏👏

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Anthony Richardson

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6 years

@JimmyConrad @elonmusk @nandorvila Baseball is a myth

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Anthony Richardson

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9 years

If MK Dons don't come out fighting after half time they might as well fold the club, drive 100 miles up the road and start again.

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Anthony Richardson

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6 years

This world cup is like when they sim football manager 300 years into the future. Now fully expecting Vatican City to win the euros

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Anthony Richardson

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6 years

I was so caught up in the ridiculousness, I've only just realised he's talking about the shadow ON THE ANIMATION!

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

7 years

People forget this but due to the speed of light we're actually seeing a baby from 2.5 million years ago

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Anthony Richardson

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7 years

How can West Ham win anything when one of their players has to deliver a calf mid-game?

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

6 years

@SalAhmad I don't think I can thank you enough for this tweet. It's added years to my life!

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Anthony Richardson

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8 years

They may regret that night of passion some 29 years ago, but Bryan Robson and Nwankwo Kanu have done a huge service to Welsh football.

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Anthony Richardson

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9 years

Harry Kane is now England's all time leading goalscorer of goals in this game, surpassing Wayne Rooney (0) and Sir Bobby Charlton (also 0)

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

8 years

These same commentators will no doubt wipe the tears from their eyes as Wayne Rooney skews his final 40 yard diagonal ball into touch.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

5 years

Liverpool are in Europe tonight. So let's remember the greatest comeback in football history.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

6 years

Dele Alli playing Fortnite just the latest in a long line of footballers publicising their hobbies, dating back to 1963 when fans paid a shilling each to watch Nobby Stiles play Mousetrap in his front room.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

5 years

To all those on Twitter who've failed to get RTs on their A-Level results day tweet. Three years ago I failed to get likes on my own A-Level results day tweet. And look at me now.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

11 years

You pull on a Newcastle shirt sponsored by Wonga and you know you have to give %1600

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Anthony Richardson

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4 years

🚨Some personal news. I've just landed a broadcasting role at a major media company. This was my first chaired debate - I was keen to make sure that both parties had a voice in the interests of journalistic balance. Think I did a pretty good job, no? Thanks to @Femi_Sorry

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Colin from Portsmouth DESTROYS @Femi_Sorry in a debate over this government's handling of the Covid pandemic. Femi's researched this topic meticulously, but it was Colin, who hadn't given it much thought until this morning, emerging victorious. Femi simply couldn't compete 😭

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Anthony Richardson

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4 years

Fair play to Liverpool. Whatever United do they have to match it.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

7 years

Please for the love of God get good A level results. I didn't and now have to cook this bellend truffles for breakfast.

Jeremy Clarkson

@JeremyClarkson

7 years

If you didn't get the right A level results, don't worry. I got a C and 2 Us, and my chef is preparing truffles for breakfast.

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Anthony Richardson

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9 months

Pleased to announce I have a new job as Sunderland's head of PR 🙌

Paddy Power

@paddypower

9 months

It's been a hell of a week for Sunderland's new Head of PR... 18+ BeGambleAware

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

4 years

Great to see Messi using a fax machine to hand in his request. Can see him dusting off the Brother 265 series, searching for that bloody power cord in the loft. Why isn’t it in the empty box? Why doesn’t anyone in this house put things away PROPERLY.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

7 years

Bad British NFL Commentary 2018

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

6 years

David De Gea could've tipped my parents' marriage over the bar and out for a corner.

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Anthony Richardson

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6 years

Best thing about this England team is you can't imagine any of them going fishing with james corden

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

6 years

I don't think much of this Harry Potter reboot.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

5 years

If commentators had their way, pub quizzes would be nothing but questions on which player scored the first goal in a new stadium, and I for one would be totally fine with that.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

8 years

Bournemouth is perfect for Jack Wilshere. The town has a huge elderly population so the medical facilities will be top notch.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

7 years

Wilfried Bony wearing shirt number 2 in tribute to the number of minutes he played at Man City

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

8 years

Here's our Xmas Sketch. Bohemian Rhapsody, but every lyric has been replaced with a footballer.

Bohemian Rhapsody With Footballers | Lars Bohinen Rhapsody

Performed by Anthony Richardson and Mark Davison of @exploding_HeadsVocals/Piano by @WithersMusicLyrics by Jamie Firth (@mrjfirth) Directed by Chris Vincze h...

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

4 years

PSG with such a heartwarming lesson there. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, spend the same amount of money as the GDP of a small country, try again.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

5 years

Serge Aurier's beard is two foot long and at a 45 degree angle. Any marginal offside decision will always work against him. You have to evolve in this VAR dominated game, and if that means waxing your entire body so you're like a Ken doll then so be it.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

6 years

If Bale goes to United it'll be full circle for the lad as Mourinho will convert him into a very functional left back.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

7 years

Sergio Ramos's emoji should be changed to two feet.

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@AMHRichardson

4 years

“He’s like Superman! Thou shalt not pass!” McManaman there confusing Superman with Gandalf.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

6 years

Will be interesting to see how Neymar gets on. This is the first competitive game he's been involved in since he joined PSG

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

7 years

Can't believe the monster from Lost is a Palace fan.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

10 years

Darren Fletcher and Carlton Cole. West Brom will be very competitive in 2009.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

3 years

Loved doing this sketch with @SoozUK . But to reiterate you will not go bankrupt dialling 911 from the UK.

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@Exploding_Heads

3 years

Our friend @SoozUK gets a lot of reply guys on Twitter. We didn't believe her so she sent us this footage. They really do turn up in the most unexpected places.

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Anthony Richardson

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10 years

Sorry guys, I was in charge of the FIFPRO World XI but watched literally zero football this year. Thought David Luiz would be a safe choice

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Anthony Richardson

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8 years

Somehow I don't think that was the real reason Nwankwo Kanu's TV dating show was cancelled.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

5 years

@GameofThrowIns @gregianjohnson How is De Gea in net for those teams? He didn't score once on any of those weeks.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

7 years

Great thing about the Winter Olympics is that it's going to inspire all the kids to get off their backsides, dust off their £3million bobsleds and hotfoot it to one of the 0 purpose built ice tracks that exist within 1000 miles of their house.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

6 years

All we need now is for milner to 2 foot someone then spend the rest of the game running away from the ref.

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Anthony Richardson

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6 years

'it's kinda symbolic, the way it's broken into a thousand pieces. Isn't it Joe. Isn't it Joe. Isn't it Joe. Joe. Isn't it.' .... .... .... .... 'isn't it Joe'

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

4 years

I refuse to stop posting this

The Exploding Heads

@Exploding_Heads

4 years

A weekly reminder to all Man United fans

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Anthony Richardson

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4 years

It’ll go straight out on loan to Vitesse Arnhem.

Emanuel Roşu

@Emishor

4 years

Roman Abramovich just paid $120 m to buy Munch's 'Scream' painting from a private collection. #chelsea #cfc

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Anthony Richardson

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6 years

It's officially the maddest world cup ever. England have won a shootout

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

4 years

Two years ago a close friend and collaborator on so many silly projects lost her life. We miss her all year round, but in July it’s especially tough. If you’re struggling, particularly in these rubbish times, try to talk to someone if you can.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

6 years

He looks as surprised as anyone to be fair

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

8 years

WE GOT MARRIED!

Adam Savage 🇬🇧

@AdamSavage

8 years

So great celebrating the wedding of my telly partner in crime @AmhRichardson & his beautiful bride yesterday! 😍🍻🙌🏼👰🏼

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Anthony Richardson

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6 years

@SalAhmad Hahaha. I'm still laughing. It's so amazing! Have a good year, you deserve it!

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

6 years

game's gone with that squad number

Wolves

@Wolves

6 years

Permanent member of the pack! #Jonny2023 🐺😄

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Anthony Richardson

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4 years

I've watched these guys play a few times. They're better than that. This is sub Marine.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

7 years

This photo reminds me of school discos as a kid, where all the boys and all the girls lined up at either side of the penalty box ready to deal with an inswinging corner.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

4 years

Justin’s House is the first of the European leagues to welcome fans back to its stadiums. Great news for the game.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

8 years

Pochettino's half time team talk: "Lads, we're Spurs"

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

5 years

Remember to take the least flattering photo of yourself today so your end of 2030 contrast can look 🔥

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

8 years

Allardyce: And if I'd put on an Italian accent and called myself Allardici? Would I still be...? FA: ...You'd still be sacked, yes.

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Anthony Richardson

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1 year

Exciting. Heard these guys are good

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

4 years

LOOK WHO’S BACK

GINX TV

@GINXTV

4 years

Masks, distance and games ON. @AdamSavage and @AMHRichardson are ready. Missed us? #FirstHour

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Anthony Richardson

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8 years

Pogba's not dabbing here. He's just a bit embarrassed to be seen near the League Cup.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

10 years

Fellaini on course to guide another team to 7th place.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

6 years

I'm just imagining that chalk portrait of Mary Poppins Dick Van Dyck did as one of the officials in the VAR booth

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

7 years

David Moyes is taking teams one by one and putting them in the Championship. He's like that monster in Sim City you unleash when bored

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

5 years

@GNev2 @SalfordCityFC Ok now try with Bury

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

6 years

Good luck to all the people wishing A level students good luck today. I tried it once and failed at getting any retweets. But look at me now.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

6 years

Class of him to make seashell noises in Kimpembe's ear. Nothing more calming.

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@footballontnt

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While his teammates wheeled off in wild celebrations... Romelu Lukaku took a moment to console Presnel Kimpembe 🙏 A touch of class 👏

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Anthony Richardson

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7 years

#neverforget

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Anthony Richardson

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7 years

Can't believe it's 65 million and 1 year since these lads went extinct. Last 12 months absolutely flown by #NeverForget

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

6 years

Just did the 'go into a pub and pretend to look for a friend but actually you're there just to use the toilets' and I actually saw a friend! Has this ever happened?! What an awkward pint this is!

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

7 years

Remembering when Man Utd killed their goat mascot by making it drink champagne.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

3 years

Our sitcom's on Amazon Prime!!

The Exploding Heads

@Exploding_Heads

3 years

Uh oh, looks like your old friends The Exploding Heads are on Amazon Prime...

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

8 years

"It's Elaine. She wants to sleep in different beds."

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

7 years

With every Crystal Palace defeat Alan Pardew becomes more and more emboldened. Now almost twice the size he was in 2016 and still expanding.

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Anthony Richardson

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7 years

Here's episode 11,001 of my cookery show. Privilege to work with the crew

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Anthony Richardson

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9 years

Poor Arsenal. They finally win a big game and literally no one cares!

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

5 years

Incredible. This is the 34,428th consecutive 'special night at Anfield.' Surely a record.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

4 years

IPL commentators when they have to be enthusiastic about the sponsor's car. #IPL2020

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

5 years

Overhead a guy on a date finish a sentence with 'ah, the golden age of steam' and I've never felt such a palpable silence.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

3 years

Thanks to @mattcuttle for pointing out that I've become a character in the Sims. Just great.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

2 years

It hurts every single time.

The Exploding Heads

@Exploding_Heads

2 years

Nobody goes into sports breakfast radio with the intention of killing a dolphin. Especially at Christmas 😔 A statement from the Ian Fiveankles Breakfast Show. Listen again

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Anthony Richardson

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3 years

Utterly weird that there's so many cat food flavours out there and mouse isn't one of them. Cats must be tearing their hair out at our utter stupidity. No wonder they're so fussy.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

8 years

It's been a week since the end of The First Hour. Let us never forget. 1 RT = 100 Respects. @imadamsavage

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

8 years

As John Terry blows out 26 candles on a cake shaped like Wayne Bridge's missus, our great nation will respectfully nod.

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

6 years

Ok bit of a knock back but we go again lads. Beat Belgium on sat and we qualify for champs league without having to play Feyenoord in a playoff

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

6 years

Had the pleasure of speaking to Diana Ross about her penalty miss during the 94 opening ceremony. She wasn't short of prep, read all of Gordon Strachan's Soccer Skills and opted for the sidefoot placed, but it just wasn't meant to be. Adds that she would take a pen again if asked

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Anthony Richardson

@AMHRichardson

4 years

I found an emulator of Brian Lara Cricket 96 at . A little disappointed to post 31 all out after a strong opening stand between Thorpe and Smith, but not sure I've ever bettered this total. Can anyone beat it? Good bloody luck with that.